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#1: HOMER SIMPSON:
I know. I know. He abuses Bart, drinks too much, and is a horrible role model.. But he DOSE tình yêu his family.
He often berates Bart, but the two commonly share adventures and are sometimes allies; some episodes, particularly in later seasons, hiển thị that the pair have a strange respect for each other's cunning. Homer and Lisa have opposite personalities and he usually overlooks Lisa's talents, but when made aware of his neglect, does everything he can to help her. While Homer's thoughtless antics often upset his family, he has also revealed himself to be a caring father and husband: in "Lisa the Beauty Queen", (season four, 1992) he sold his cherished ride on the Duff blimp and used the money to enter Lisa in a beauty pageant so she could feel better about herself;[10] in "Rosebud", (season five, 1993) he gave up his chance at wealth to allow Maggie to keep a cherished teddy bear, despite the hiển thị also occasionally implying Homer forgets he has a third child, while the episode "And Maggie Makes Three" suggests she is the chief reason Homer took and remains at his regular job (season six, 1995);[66] in "Radio Bart", (season three, 1992) he spearheaded an attempt to dig Bart out after he had fallen down a well;[67] and in "A Milhouse Divided", (season eight, 1996) he arranged a surprise một giây wedding with Marge to make up for their unsatisfactory first ceremony.[68] Homer, however, has a poor relationship with his father Abraham "Grampa" Simpson, whom he placed in a nursing trang chủ as soon as he could.[69] The Simpson family will often do their best to avoid unnecessary contact with Grampa, but Homer has shown feelings of tình yêu for his father from time to time..


#2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
Sure, he’s a short tempered, alcoholic, bank robbing whore mongering asswipe who is a terrible role model, but, he is a good father. While he does set a terrible example for his two kids, he still loves them, and will do anything for them, like save them from computer nerds, to beating up stalkers. Sure, they may not have any respect for him, but, parents are meant to care for their children without expecting anything, and Michael does just that..


#3: RANDY MARSH:
Well-meaning but sometimes ignorant, Randy Marsh is a relatively devoted father to Stan and Shelly. While his drinking occasionally gets him into trouble, Randy’s PhD in geology means he’s often asked to solve situations he knows nothing about, like stopping a volcanic eruption hoặc burrowing through legions of hippies. But, whether he’s teaching Stan about puberty hoặc taking an active interest in his hobbies, Randy still finds time to bond with his son..


#4: NED FLANDERS:
Ned Flanders was the consummate father. To Rod, Todd, Bart, Lisa, Maggie and hell, even Homer. I spit on the patience of Job and would tell him to observe Ned “Okeley Dokeley” Flanders in action. This man was a saint. Sure all that pent-up frustration will sooner hoặc later lead to a murderous rampage but for now, Ned Flanders is undoubtedly the greatest cartoon dad of all time..


#5: JOEL (Last of Us):
Joel’s experience with fatherhood is probably the most tragic. The opening scenes of The Last of Us are absolutely Earth-shattering for any father, and watching Joel’s transformation and character arc throughout the game is truly something to behold. For the sake of avoiding spoilers, this blurb will be short, but rest assured Joel is one the most well-crafted fathers and characters in all of gaming..


#6: JOHN MARSTON:
John is presented with numerous opportunities to cheat on his wife, but Marston stays loyal to his family. In fact, his entire quest is so that he may return to a quiet life on the homestead to be with his wife, as well as raise his son. The father/son relationship between John and his son is an integral element to the plot of Red Dead Redemption, as well as Marston’s personal character..


#7: CHUCK GREENE:
How many of us are willing to kill zombies, humans, just about ANYTHING, just to get thêm medicine for our daughter (and maybe free our name if their's time)..


#8: DANIEL HILLARD (Mrs Doubtfire):
How far would bạn go to see your estranged kids more? Would you, say, dress up as a matronly British nanny and risk setting your prosthetic breasts on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy just so bạn could keep a closer eye on them?


#9: BRYAN MILLS:
Someone kidnaps your daughter.. EVERYONE FUCKIN DIES!!


#10: MARLIN:
He's WAY to protective.. But if Nemo was your ONLY surviving family matter from nhồng, barracuda, cá nhồng attack . Wouldn't bạn be?
#1: THE BOOGEYMAN - VINCENT VEVA CAVA:
I đã đăng this story all over người hâm mộ pop, so we all know it.
* Little boy keeping parents up at night.
* Mystery lady in closet takes little boy.
* Little boy is secretly replaced bởi large, morphing, Maggot..


#2: THEY PUSHED HER:
it was meant to just be a prank, but they are shocked to realize that they accidently killed the poor girl.
Anyway, due to being a creepypasta, obviously Carmen's ghost returns to haunt them.
The girls began getting mysterious e mails saying "they pushed her" and it never says who it's from.
It reminds me of the Simpsons Halloween episode,...
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

ON ROAD:

Packie: xin chào Niko.. Dash.. Glad bạn two could make it.

Dash: Of coarse... So Gracie.. Remember me?

Gracie: (gagged) Yes bạn tit-less slut.. HOPE bạn DIE!

Dash: Yes.. We shared some good times didn't we?

Gracie: (gagged) I'LL RIP YOUR FACE OFF!

Packie: Gracie, watch your mouth. Lucia is a good friend of mine. Don't say that about her.

Gracie: (gagged) Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

Packie: Gracie, you're sweet. I know I'm too good for her, but sometimes a guy has got to hang out with lowlifes like Dashie here.. She's got his her uses.

Gracie: (gagged) I'll give you...
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER

"So where we going?" Niko asked.

"I got this meeting over on Joliet Street. There's a súng trường up on the roof of the place tiếp theo door. bạn need to go up there and make sure nothing goes wrong" Packie said, as he and Niko were meeting for the first time.

"I suppose I can handle that" Niko insisted.

"Great.. Though this isn't MY deal.. It's someone else's.. who owes Elizabeta a little bit of money... I'm suppose watching over the person, same way your watching 'me'.. Your my guardian angel, boy" Packie said.

"If bạn and this stranger don't trust these guys you're doing the deal with,...
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CURRENT AGE: 29.. (25 during GTA 4).

PREFERED WEAPON: (shotguns, pistols).

BACKGROUND:
It's unknown what officially caused the death of her family, but she mentions her unnamed sister died of cancel.
And Packie and Maureen are the only family she has left, even though they obviously aren't related.
It's never FULLY mentioned, how she found Packie in the first place..


APPEARENCE:
Usually described as an very attractive girl.
But also a bit of a short one.
Along with long brunette hair, rosy eyes (kinda similar to cầu vồng Dash from my little pony).


PERSONALITY
Dash isn't your typical GIRLY girl.
She's...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER (nightmare on Elms đường phố, street spoof):
Most of Freddy's most disturbing traits are replaced bởi his immature behavior.
for example, he refuses to kill Nancy till she becomes scared of him, when she starts getting bored bởi how long he's taking to kill him.,
Freddy goes around quoting every line he EVER had in the actual movies, and also using trích dẫn from other phim chiếu rạp (though he denies it and claims it's HIS quote).
Due to this "new" personality, it's possible that only reason he's killing people in their sleep, is because he "can" kill us in our sleep..


#2: RICK GRIMES (Walking Dead...
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#1: METALLICA:
I literary grew up lessoning to these guys, I never saw them live, but probably will never need to.

#2: THREE DAYS GRACE:
Again.
I grew up with these guys.
And even have an autographed picture of them.
And, on thêm then one occasion, I use them in school projects.

#3: NICELBACK:
All the same as đã đưa ý kiến for Three days grace.
Accept the autographed picture part.

#4: EMINEM:
Ever sense 8 mile he became all I ever lesson too.

#5: AVENGED SEVENFOLD:
It's kinda hard to explain, but my foundness of them goes from WAY back. Not even sure how long, but I know it was at least 4 hoặc 5 years.

#6: DISTURBED:...
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#1: Dragonowitiz:
For those who don't know. This is my name for Pony.Mov Spike. Based on the characters last name.. Anyway. There are lots of reasons he's on here.. Can't name any at the moment though..

#2: Alucard Abridged:

#3: Jan Valentine, both version:
He is every bad thing bạn can think of. But he's also hilarious. And a good villain..

#4: Abridged Anderson:

#5: SwagDash:
Total bitch, and she would take this as an compliment.. But still.. SWAG!! She says SWAG!!

#6: Shydale:
My name for Pony.mov Fluttershy. Again based on the last name.. She murders without remorse, but she still has that...
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#10:
Goku: Gohan. Get to the ship. If Puccalo dies. This would of been all for nothing..
Gohan: Wow. This is Serprisingly thought out for you.
Goku: (sternly) Gohan.. Where should bạn be wait now?
Gohan: ... This shi-
Goku: THE SHIP!!

#9:
Reditiz: (explaining what Goku is)
Goku: .. What?
Reditiz: Plus I am your brother
Goku: What?
Reditiz: You.. Fell on your head as a baby didn't you?
Goku: ... What?

#8:
Piccolo: We're here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people.
Frieza: 92..
Piccolo: This has gone on for too long. And now bạn must suffer.
Frieza: 355..
Piccolo: And we're the ones who will stop...
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#1:
The Major: My friends, it has often been đã đưa ý kiến that I like war. My friends, I like war. No, friends, I tình yêu war!


#2:
The Major: Here it comes, I can feel it. A mighty river, a river of death. *laughs* The dead, ha, shall dance... AND ALL OF HELL SHALL SING!!


#3:
Major: Our purpose, is the total absence of purpose.. bạn should be aware, Fräulein, that there are some people in this world, some irredeemable louts, for whom the means do not require an end. I speak, of course, of myself.
Maxwell: (to Major) Your insane..
Major: Did I just hear someone from Iscariot questioning my sanity? Then...
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#1: ON SET WITH HOMIES:
Jimmy is a minor character on Grown Ups 2, and he made a pretend tour video of what it's like being on set.
But everyone hates him.
Example:
Girl: So who the hell is Jimmy?
Guy: I KNOW RIGHT!!... GOD HE JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE!!


#2: 22 JUMP đường phố, street TRAILER:
Due to his big role in this movie. He's been asked to make trailer of it. And they give him ten million dollars to do so.
Sadly.
What Tatro gives them is complete crap.
Jonah đồi núi, hill and Channing Tatrum both die, and Rooster must save the world from a alien invasion that is NOTHING to do with the plot of the film..


#3: THAT...
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Ganger is one of the main villains of THE STORY OF DITTO and DITTO RETURNS..

His full backstory is never revealed.
Most known about his past, is that he worked as one of the canterlot guards..


STORY ONE (the story of Ditto)

Ganger is much less evil in story one.
As the readers can somewhat sympathise with him, due to being turned into an Changeling against his will.
But he still has fairly villainous scenes.
Most notably, is when he nearly turns cầu vồng Dash into a changeling, and calls her a chó cái, bitch before doing so (the word itself isn't fully shown)


STORY TWO (Ditto Returns)

From here, Ganger becomes...
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#10: STEVEN STONE (Scream 3):
He was probably dick actually.
But still dosen't make any less easy to see Patrick Walburton be murdered, bởi a rather pathetic killer..
At least he didn't go down 'easy', he nearly succeed in strangling Ghostface to death, despite having been stabbed in the back with sharp knife. But of coarse. Ghostface manages to defeat him.. Other wise the movie would be over "literary" before it even started..

#9: TYE (see no evil):
There's little I remember about this movie.
But as I remember I was starting to really like the black character Tye.
But then he has to go and take...
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FIVE YEARS EARLIER:

It was a cold, dark, rainy afternoon. Perfect for the mood everyone was in.

Everyone was gathered around a gravestone. On it read...

"Kate Mcreary - 1980 to 2008"

But nothing else was written against the grave, no bình luận like bạn would see on many gravestones. It just đã đưa ý kiến her name and the dates. Nothing to interesting.

"I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves,...
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#1:
Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did bạn say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) bạn had one fucking job and bạn couldn't fucking do that!
[sits]
Pagan Min: And I got blood...
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#1:
"[narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall bởi my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured...
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