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My hàng đầu, đầu trang ten Hellsing abridged trích dẫn

posted by Canada24

#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even Luân Đôn bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. Luân Đôn Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do bạn know what my hàng đầu, đầu trang three yêu thích things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. một giây is Nazis. Can bạn guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: bạn will witness what happens what here today, and bạn will will speak of it later.. Except bạn won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!? Just grow back your legs! Semon up your demons! Hit me! FIGHT ME!!... Give me a hug

#6:
Jan: Alright, alright... what bạn do, is bạn go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra, and it will help bạn go fuck yourself!

#5:
Jan: [Laughing] I don't know what's fucking funnier, the fact that bạn think that your titless đít, mông, ass intimidates me, hoặc that bạn think my boss would let me live if bạn did! (Is suddenly enveloped in blue fire) AND NOW I'M ON FUCKING FIRE! SO NOW IT'S FREE GAME!!

#4:
Doctor: But Major, now zhat zhey know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that iz the plan~! Now that zhey know our plan, zhey will plan around our plan, and zo we zhall in turn plan around zhe plan zhat zhey are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!

#3:
Major: Helllo
Alucard: (laughing) HE'S STILL SO FUCKIN FAT! He's like a Nazi Louis C.K.! Wait wait no no, Jim Gaffigan! Jim Gaffigan!

#2:
Alucard: Y'ello?
Integra: What did bạn do?
Alucard: Alright. (Alucard over the phone) But bạn can't be mad at me.
Integra: What did bạn do?
Alucard: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-
Integra: (Slams hand on table) BULLSHIT!!
Alucard: (Whining) I was!!!!

#1:
Alucard: It was the Nazis, wasn't it?
Sir Integra: No!
Alucard: Bet bạn I'm right!
Sir Integra: Bet bạn you're wrong!
Alucard: Bet bạn you're a skank~!
Sir Integra: Bet bạn you're an asshole!
Alucard: BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!

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Windwakerguy430 pretty much 99.9% of the comments in this abridged are golden XD

Canada24 What's the odd one out?

Windwakerguy430 Well...... Your right, let me fix that. ALL the lines are amazing :P

Canada24 :)

Sad Red Dead Redemption moments PART 2:

posted by Canada24

#1: RAYES:
The whole thing with Arabraham Rayes is sad when bạn think about it.. Mexico was overruled bởi the sadistic pedophile, Agustin Allente of the mexican army.. It's not hard to see why everyone wants him dead. And after killing De Santa, and that one eyed guy.. bạn finally put a bullet in him and Bill Williamson. And Mexico belongs to Abraham Rayes.. But Rayes quickly proves thoughout the events of the story not to be the heroic man that the rebels, and espically Luisa, believe him yo be. She thinks he loves her. But John awkwardly finds him having sex with some woman, not even any memory...

hàng đầu, đầu trang TEN MOST DISTURBING BREAKING BAD MOMENTS

posted by Canada24

Walking Dead is past it's prime bởi this point.. It started out good.. Than got "okay".. Than awesome.. Now "meh"

Breaking bad however.. Started out cool. Than Meh.. Than, cây ô rô, hoa huệ, holly SHIT THIS INTENSE!!

Here are my yêu thích moments.. And the most disturbing, moments..

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#10: TUCO IN GENERAL:
When we first meet him, he's actually fairly quiet which makes him seem like a character who's all business. But when Jessie asks for his payment, Tuco at first calmly goes along with it, putting money in the bag, but when Jessie reaches for it. Tuco...

Canada24 reviews BEWARE THE SLENDERMAN:

posted by Canada24

Man.. This movie left me with very mixed feelings.

At first.. I thought this was stupid.. That people go so far that they murder real people to appease fictional characters..

This is why I hate CreepyPasta.com in most senses..

But than they say that something was mentally wrong with the girls.. Doesn't make it better.. But they really did believe Slenderman was real, and was gonna take their souls to hell, hoặc somethin unless they kill that person.. Though all this does is make me sad and hope they go to a mental hospital, not a jail cell. It doesn't make me believe in Slenderman.. Nothing probably...

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10 really depressing things about RED DEAD REDEMPTION:

posted by Canada24

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Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has bạn reunite a zoophile with his yêu thích horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when bạn do the "right" thing, bạn often end up making people's lives worse. bạn give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with bạn to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who bạn helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.

#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...

Canada24 reviews BREAKING BAD: Season 3

posted by Canada24

Why on earth did I stop last time.. Season 3 is friggin awesome.. I clearly wasn't patient enough last time..

PLOT:
Walter wishes to reunite his family, but Skyler is still suspicious of Walter's một giây life. Walter believes he can mend the tension between them bởi confessing to her that he has been producing meth. Skyler is appalled bởi the confession and demands a formal divorce. Meanwhile, Gus offers to pay Walter US$3M for three months of his service. He even offers to provide Walter with a state-of-the-art production facility and a brilliant lab assistant, Gale (David Costabile). Jesse is...

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Hellsing is some crazy shit..

posted by Canada24

It's near October.. Decided to rewatch Hellsing Ultimate..
I am well aware there is another Hellsing, but this one is all I really need..

Too be honest, I never before realized actually how fucking SCARY this shit is..

Guess the Japanese know what horror REALLY is.

It's nor lazy jump scares every five minuetes, despite most modern horror phim chiếu rạp claiming it to be so..

No.
The truth of it is, all that scary imagery in Hellsing, is FAR thêm effective.

Even Yan Valentine is friggin scary, I looked at him a different way this time.

Plus Hellsing has two of my favourite cliche's..
* All the shadowy figures with glowing eyes..
* The constant evil laughs..

I'm watched the first 4, have quite a ways to go..

Though it seems to drain a lot of my computer battery, so I should keep my charger close..

Anyway..
Till tiếp theo time.. I'll give another bài viết after watching the rest of the show.. I guess..

hàng đầu, đầu trang 30 Nostalgia Critic trích dẫn

posted by Canada24

#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did bạn say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see bạn as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing bạn to do something bạn don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I đã đưa ý kiến bạn had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are bạn honestly telling...

hàng đầu, đầu trang ten action phim chiếu rạp where the 18+ rating actually MEANS something..

posted by Canada24

#1: JOHN WICK:
It's thêm than just a few drops of blood.. It's people being tortured, body parts breaking, necks snapping. And even a cute cún yêu, con chó con gets murdered, crawled over to it's owner to die tiếp theo to him.. it's a depressing scene. But John finds the guy who did it, and shoots him in GTA 4 style..

#2: THE EQUALIZER:
Denzel Washington protrays a retired black op. Who never actually uses guns. But instead uses drills, sledge hammers.. ANYTHING really.. Too bad there's no chainsaw around.
And the villain is actually scary in this movie. He violently beats a man to death. And it's easily one of the...

5 things wrong with modern Spongebob

posted by Canada24

#1: SPONGEBOB:
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..

#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..

#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..

#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..

#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..

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DEAD MEMORIES... This is what thêm Slipknot songs need to be like

posted by Canada24

Sitting in the dark, I can't forget.
Even now, I realize the time I'll never get.
Another story of the đắng, cay đắng pills of fate.
I can't go back again. I can't go back again...

But bạn asked me to tình yêu bạn and I did.
Traded my emotions for a contract to commit

And when I got away, I only got so far.
The other me is dead.
I hear his voice inside my head...

We were never alive, and we won't be born again.
But I'll never survive with dead memories in my heart.
Dead memories in my heart
Dead memories in my heart

You told me to tình yêu bạn and I did. Tied my soul into a knot and got me to submit.

So when I got away,...

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Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife

posted by Canada24

Like walking into a dreaam!

So unlike what you've seeen!

So unsure but it seeeems!

Cause we've been waiting for you.

Fallen into this placcce!

Just giving bạn a small taaaste!

Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway!

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I see a distant light!

But girl this can't be right!

Such a surreal place to see so how did this come to be!

Arrived too early!

And when I think of all the places I just don't belong!
I've come to grips with life and realize this is going too faaar!

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:D :D

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I'm bored so here's lyrics to both of the Rob Zombie songs that tell of the SALEM WITCH HUNT

posted by Canada24

Rob Zombie

AMERICAN WITCH:

(This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety).

Body of a monkey, and the feet of a cock!
Dragged from her home, on the killing rock!
Black dog dying, on the weather vain!
The Devil's in a cat, and the baby's brain!

The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
the end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!

Witch!

(Noo! No! No! NOOOOO!)

Alone on the hill, and ready to die!
Cancer of darkness, blacken eye!
The mark of the wolf, and the...

How I feel SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES would be described on Wikipedia

posted by Canada24

An Canadian brony, who's become farely được ưa chuộng over the past five years.

Has developed his own verison towards to new verison of my little pony, currently a internet sensation, despite it's orginal target audience.

The series is used as a mockery of the show, pointing out plot holes and the writers own opinion of each episode.
But without the full intent of HATING on it, hoặc insulting the fans.

The series keeps the "orginal" characters with the same roles. But characters such Trixie Lulamoon have larger roles, and changed from their orginal disloyal personality, to being thêm relatable..

And...

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hàng đầu, đầu trang ten villains aren't ACTUALLY evil:

posted by Canada24

Carnotaurus

#1: CARTAURUS - DIANOSOURS:
When bạn think about it.
Being meat eaters doesn't make them ACTUALLY evil.
It just means they are trying to survive.
They have no real malicious intent.
They just care about feeding themselves and only hiển thị respect for themselves and no one else. However, the two in the movie might be a mated pair hoặc just relatives, they have a very strong bond and the surviving one shows a powerful grudge against Aladar, trying to drag him over a cliff even when it was obvious the Carnotaurus would die, after the other one was crushed bởi rocks Aladar's Những người bạn caused to fall on it.....

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WHO'S WORSE: Dimitri VS Bulgarin

posted by Canada24

DIMITRI RASCALOV:
He starts off friendly, but after tricking Niko into betraying and killing Mikhail. Dimitri reveals his true màu sắc and betrays Niko bởi trying to hand over to Bulgarin, but fails.
Soon after betraying Niko, Dimitri became a major figure in the Russian Mafia and started his own cocaine importation operation. He was arrested but released for attempting to bring cocaine into Liberty City along with a business associate. After they went into hiding in Bohan, he discovered that Roman still frequented a gambling den in Broker. Dimitri was owed an unspecified amount of money from The...

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Hellsing 8

posted by Canada24

Well.
We are almost done..

I can't say I really approved of Maxwell betraying everyone, but I came to accept it, considering we don't know all that much about him.
And, karma reached him, as it dose all Hellsing villains, hoặc well.. All villains in general.

Anyway.
Even though I don't always like him, it's good to see Alucard again. It's just, not the same without him.
Like South park without Kenny, and Family guy without Brain.

As I đã đưa ý kiến before, I can't say I was serprised bởi Waltor joining them.
I was told that it was gonna appen, so was just waiting for it.

There was one thing I didn't really get...

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hàng đầu, đầu trang ten songs I hate as a REAL song, but tình yêu as an instrumental

posted by Canada24

#1: Metallica - Leper Messiah..
Intrutmental hoặc not instrumental. This song still fits the tiêu đề of the most badass song the history of badass songs!

#2: cừu, thịt cừu of God - Omertà..
We all know my feels towards screamo bands such as cừu, thịt cừu of God.
I have little to NO tolerance towards it.
But, have bạn heard this song as an instrumental.
It's friggin awesome!

#3: Korn - Daddy..
Well.. I finally found it.
A BAD Korn song.
But at least the instrumental is still epic.
They should use it in Walking Dead..
I sure as hell am using it in MY verison of Walking Dead.

#4: Korn - Did my time..
I tình yêu both versions of the...

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Spoof of bánh nướng nhỏ and cầu vồng Factory (rated M)... Created bởi myself

posted by Canada24

STORY ONE:

CUPCAKES:

"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Is to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I hiển thị how things COULD of gone.."

Our story begins when the young mare cầu vồng Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie (who is actually now turned into the far less innocent, but somewhat adorable, Pinkamena)..

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within...

Bojack Horseman part 15

posted by Canada24

Well I'm finally done this show..

Everybody says this is the greatest hiển thị ever made.. I never got that.. All it did was depress me, and make me câu hỏi the meaning of life.

But guess that was the point.. This show, despite it's bright, colourful, appearance is fucking deep..

I heard on Youtube it's SUPPOSE too make bạn câu hỏi the meaning of life.

Most christians make up the story of Jesus, so we can believe in heaven.. And have someone too pray too.

I may be christian, but I don't FULLY believe in Jesus..

Well.. I believe he died on the cross.. But I don't believe he was the son of God.. I believe...