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#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even Luân Đôn bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. Luân Đôn Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do bạn know what my hàng đầu, đầu trang three yêu thích things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. một giây is Nazis. Can bạn guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: bạn will witness what happens what here today, and bạn will will speak of it later.. Except bạn won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!? Just grow back your legs! Semon up your demons! Hit me! FIGHT ME!!... Give me a hug

#6:
Jan: Alright, alright... what bạn do, is bạn go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra, and it will help bạn go fuck yourself!

#5:
Jan: [Laughing] I don't know what's fucking funnier, the fact that bạn think that your titless đít, mông, ass intimidates me, hoặc that bạn think my boss would let me live if bạn did! (Is suddenly enveloped in blue fire) AND NOW I'M ON FUCKING FIRE! SO NOW IT'S FREE GAME!!

#4:
Doctor: But Major, now zhat zhey know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that iz the plan~! Now that zhey know our plan, zhey will plan around our plan, and zo we zhall in turn plan around zhe plan zhat zhey are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!

#3:
Major: Helllo
Alucard: (laughing) HE'S STILL SO FUCKIN FAT! He's like a Nazi Louis C.K.! Wait wait no no, Jim Gaffigan! Jim Gaffigan!

#2:
Alucard: Y'ello?
Integra: What did bạn do?
Alucard: Alright. (Alucard over the phone) But bạn can't be mad at me.
Integra: What did bạn do?
Alucard: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-
Integra: (Slams hand on table) BULLSHIT!!
Alucard: (Whining) I was!!!!

#1:
Alucard: It was the Nazis, wasn't it?
Sir Integra: No!
Alucard: Bet bạn I'm right!
Sir Integra: Bet bạn you're wrong!
Alucard: Bet bạn you're a skank~!
Sir Integra: Bet bạn you're an asshole!
Alucard: BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!
posted by Canada24
Wow..

Thats all I can say.
Wow..

I'm glad the Nazi chó cái, bitch died so horribly, she was really starting to piss me off. All she dose is fuck with peope's minds, instead of fighting fairly.

And as much I can't say I'm a người hâm mộ of Sara's.
I mean, she's a good character, but there's just something bout her I don't like..
But obviously that didn't make it any easier to hear her suffering, so. Yeah.. It's one thing I hate worse then seeing army men die, it's seeing attractive woman being tortured.l

But anyway.
Let's di chuyển on the con voi of the room.
Pip's death.. THAT con voi in the room.

And as sad depressing as it was, I can't say it came as a complete serprise to me.
I read certain spoilers once, so I also am aware that Anderson dies, nd Walter backstabs them, so.. I'm aware of that.
So.. Yeah.

Still though, Pip has earned his rest, so. We can think of it that way..
Too be honest..
I never fully finished season 1..
I never had the attention span for it..

But I knew ENOUGH to realise, Vegeta, in my opinion, MAKES the first season. With his awesome voice, perfect use of sarcasm,and that type of shit.

In this season.
I still didn't finish ALL of it, but I watched most of it..
Enough to realise abridged Freeza is such a perfect example of "loveable douchebag".
He dose horrible horrible things, and then somehow makes this okay, bởi giving over the hàng đầu, đầu trang sarcasm and dark comedy.
So, yeah..
Freeza is awesome..

Plus.
There's also the fact, that watching the fitt 21 minutes...
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I never actually SEEN dragon Ball Z.
But know who characters are.

Anyway.
I don't have much to say.
It's such a long series.
I could never finish it. Most just watched all the BEST OF's.

Now that I am finally able to appreciate the humor.
This series is f***in hilarious.

The Humor mixes between Piccalo being a wise ass. KrillIn being the butt of all the jokes. Frieze being borderline insane. And Goku being an immature moron, with a lack of common sense, and would literary forgive bạn for killing his friends, simply cause bạn (sarcastically) apologised.

But th REAL humor comes, from my opinion, directly from Vedetta.
Abridged Vedetta should have his own crossover series.
He's friggin awesome.
He's loud, but his voice shows that.
Sometimes.
Loud screaming is AWESOME..

Anyway..

That's all I got.

PLEASE LEAVE các bình luận
Okay.. The first thing bạn guys are probably wondering is, what dose Affably evil mean?

"Flex Affably Evil usually means someone "sounds" nice, but would clearly throw bạn in front of a bus without a một giây thought"..

Obviously Bugs is no villain.
But he seems like he should at least be an anti hero.

Cause when bạn really think about, he shows very little remorse to those he declares as enemies.

Probably the biggest example of this is the fat opra singer, who destories the building with his on voice, and Bugs Dosen't even let him bow, without bringing him thêm pain.

Anyway.
Not much thêm to say.

But I'll leave it as something to think about..
1: They both have red hair. (at least in the tv verison of Slappy)

2: There both unfrightening, and coud be easier defeated in real life.

3: There both the souls of a evil person. And always dies but is never TRUELLY defeated. There souls live on.

4: There both smartass's. But Slappy is better in this way. It's part of his evil plan. As when Chucky only dose it cause he's overly confident in himself.

5: Neither are to ever be trusted. Slappy is a sneaky trickster. And Chucky.. Well.. Chucky is just NUTS!

6: there both some sort of doll. Though Slappy likes being one, as when Chucky hates it.

7:...
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posted by Canada24



Episode 1;

Roman: (meets Niko at the thuyền stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took bạn so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. bạn know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR bạn SING!

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Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.

Roman: Do bạn think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and bạn won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No,...
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Saten: Jail? Your in jail!?"

Glaze: (from speaker phone) Yeah.. Someone told the cops about my drug deals.

AlexMane: Ohh, that was you?

"Saten: ... I'll call bạn back" (hangs up, glaring at AlexMane).

AlexMane: Look.. I know this seems bad, but I needed the money.. And the cops aren't here aren't exactly the most honest, unlike Ditto and the ones in Canterlot, but at least they pay upfront down here.

Saten: So bạn con chuột out my best friend!?

AlexMane: Well.. Yeah.. Guess I did.

Saten: But.. With Derpy dead, Trixie away, and no connection to ponyville.. Glaze was all I had.

AlexMane: Yeah.. Sorry about...
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Play this song when đọc it: link

Phone guy: So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh ... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the ngày too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, bạn know?.. But anyway.. Freddy WILL kill bạn on sight.. But if bạn survive the night.. Let's have a bia to celebrate..*hangs up*

Player: WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!.. Can't...
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I'm decided to start reviewing this hiển thị as well..
I only ever seen the first episode, even than, only bits and pieces of it..
But it looks funny so far. And I tình yêu Aaron Paul. So, there's that..

And the guy playing BoJack, seems really funny..

I only watched the first episode.. But it's really good so far.. Amazing voice work, even when there not being funny, the voices somehow make it SEEM funny..

I know I heard the penguin's voice somewhere.. Forget where.. Maybe Seth MacFarlene's Ted.

There's about 37 episodes.. I think I might be able to handle this...

Monster every monday.. BoJack every Saterday..

Besides, BoJack inspired my newest MLP story..
"Misadventures of Saten Twist and AlexMane"..

So, two birds I guess..

LINK: link
#1: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS đường phố, street REMAKE:
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.

Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the tiếp theo Robert England.
And, bạn know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.

Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).

Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.

Originally. bạn never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* hoặc even who he is.
That's the fear.

That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic....
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#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He đã đưa ý kiến it was the worst người hâm mộ fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking hiển thị it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the list. The things that...
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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, bạn protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my yêu thích cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my yêu thích cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. bạn know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: bạn do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...
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 Archer
Archer
Fordham unwaveringly supports Ross in his dishonorable methods. However, unlike Ross, Fordham appears to develop a respect of sorts for Marston during the last few missions he is in.

And during the game's final mission, "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed". Archor did not take part in Marston's murder.. So it's possible Fordham might not of been comfortable with killing John Marston, considering John did what they needed him to do.

That's all I got to say. I thought I'd have more.. But no.

What are your thoughts?






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#1:
Steve Jobs (Ian): So buy the iPhone 5... hoặc I'LL #$%^ YOUR #$%@ AND @#$%$ YOUR @#$%!.. (smiles)

#2:
Ian: (evilly) Here bạn go Mom! (giggles evilly)
[Ian's Mom eats the donut and starts choking]
Ian: Die mom! (laughs)
Ian's Mom: (coughs) Just a sprinkle.
Ian: (visibly upset) But you're supposed to DIE!
[Ian starts crying]
Ian's Mom: Oh, honey, honey, bạn can try to kill me again later.

#3:
Anthony: So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started...
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1: THE SEA BEAR:
A Sea chịu, gấu is a large piranha-like cá with claw-tipped fins and the head of a grizzly bear. Squidward did not believe in the sea bear's existence until he was attacked bởi one in The Camping Episode where it is featured as the main antagonist.
The sea chịu, gấu is quite disturbing for a kids show.
It is an exceptionally violent animal, the sea chịu, gấu took an immediate dislike to Squidward and attacked him repeteadly throughout the episode.
The sea chịu, gấu then violently mauls him and repeats this five times after for differing reasons: running, limping, crawling, simple dislike for the...
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La Noire is such a great game. And I am not usually a người hâm mộ of murder mystery, unless it's the occasional Law and Order episode.
Anyway.
Am I the only one who found this one of the games greatest villains?

I mean, First off he is a villain from the past. Everyone presumed he was gone. But he secretly murders every single victim of the homicide cases, and, after researching who he killed, then frames people who have much motives for wanting the victim dead, and made it seem like it was THEM..

However, Cole is the only one seeing a pattern with the messages on the, most times, striped naked victim....
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I only played 4 and 5.. So please bare with that ....

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#1: PACKIE MCCREARY:


Here he is, the whole reason I started nghề viết văn GTA stories in the first place. I just wanted to write something about Packie. But what I ended up creating instead is a still ongoing series with a huge cast of characters, and many different crossovers.. Packie almost always remains a important character. And his friendship with Dash Lucia, which also kick started the series, still remains as strong as ever.. Both of them still remain labeled...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.

Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED, BORED,...
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The series is set in GTA5, but Seras is a Hellsing crossover character who became my yêu thích because of it..

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#1:
"I have to ask… So do bạn ma cà rồng really drink blood?" Carly asked, wearing a George Thorogood & The Destroyers T-Shirt. It gives Carly an idea on what to give Seras for her birthday tiếp theo month, it's obvious who Seras's yêu thích band is. And she saw plenty of V.H. T-Shirts when she went shopping last week.

"Twice a tháng it's needed for us to keep full strength, personally, I steal from the blood bank. It feels...
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#1: DIMITRI RASCALOV:
Sure one of the greatest feelings is finally putting a bullet in him.. But nobody can disagree he's not of the greatest GTA villains..


#2: BILLY GREY:
There's always been a certain entertainment about Billy. He's actually kinda funny, even at his most dispicable..


#3: EDGAR ROSS:
Least until the ending, where he kills you..


#4: ROY EARLE:
He is a sexist, racist Jerkass sleaze of a cop who would gladly sell his partner out and benefit from his misery. But like Billy, there's such a entertainment about him. Espically since he also the most sarcastic character in the game..


#5: BOWSER:
Who doesn't tình yêu Bowser..