Chuck: Please don't leave with him.
Blair: Why? Give me a reason... and "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count.
Chuck: 'Cause bạn don't want to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: 'Cause I don't want bạn to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: What else is there?
The true reason I should stay right where I am and not get in the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.
Chuck: I... I ... [pause]
Blair: Thank you. That's all I needed here.
Chuck: You're lying.
Blair: I am not.
Chuck: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your mouth.
Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?
Chuck: Morning, Waldorf!
Blair: It was until now.
Blair: Damn that mother Chucker! He's totally right! I don't even like James!
Blair: Chuck is an awful person. He does awful things.
2. Never Been Marcused
Blair: Squash? I'll squash YOU.
Chuck: It's just a game, Blair.
Blair: Not to me, Basshole. I like him!
Chuck: So do I. And apparently he doesn't have too many friends.
Chuck: I thought bạn might like to meet my friend.
Blair: Why, so she can warn me bout the effects of too much botox?
Blair: Your plan to ruin me totally backfired. Turns out Marcus' mommy is even sicker than bạn are.
Chuck: bạn got along great?
Blair: I think she recognized herself in me. hoặc rather, I recognized something in her.
Chuck: I don't follow.
Blair: All bạn need to know is, bạn lost. It was a solid effort.
Chuck: Tomorrow's another day.
Blair: Good night, Chuck.
Chuck: Good night, Blair.
Blair: Notice how my voice didn't go up at the end? Not a question.
3. The Dark Night
Blair: Not that it's any of your business, but Marcus and I have an amazing sex life.
Chuck: Really? [pauses] What names does he call bạn when bạn make love? Where does he put his hand? Does he ... [whispers] Have sex with me.
Blair: What?
Chuck: Just once, that's all I ask.
Blair: bạn are disgusting and I hate you.
Chuck: Then why are bạn still holding my hand?
Marcus: Blair, what is it?
Blair: bạn don't understand! I thought it was you! He had an accent!
Chuck: Please, bạn knew exactly who it was.
5. The Serena Also Rises
Chuck: Watching bạn fail spectacularly gives me so much joy.
Blair: And bạn know what bạn give to everybody else, Chuck? Misery. There's a reason you're always out here alone.
Chuck: Nate just happens to be away at his grandparents'.
Blair: Nate is only Những người bạn with bạn out of habit! The only person with fewer Những người bạn than bạn is Dan Humphrey and even his lame, '90s dad likes him. And that's because he's something you'll never be. A human being.
7. Chuck in Real Life
Chuck: Waving the white flag, are we?
Blair: Not exactly.
Blair: That little troll Vanessa's working my last nerve.
Chuck: Not what I expected.
Blair: Until I realized, this could benefit both of us.
Chuck: bạn had me until "troll."
Blair: Seduce and destroy.
Chuck: What's in it for me?
Blair: The thrill of the impossible.The only person Vanessa loathes thêm than me ... is you. It will be one for the ages. Maybe you're not up for it. If memory serves, you've had some mechanical problems.
Chuck: I'll just imagine she's you.
Chuck: We both know you'll do it again. It's just a câu hỏi of when.
Blair: The answer is never.
Chuck: We're inevitable, Waldorf.
Blair: Despite what attraction my body has for you, my brain knows better, and yours should too. Gotta go! I have a disciplinary hearing.
Chuck: My my, that girl has gotten under your skin.
Blair: The câu hỏi is, âm bass, tiếng bass, bass — will you?
Blair: What took bạn so long?
Chuck: If bạn thought that was long, bạn have no idea what you're in for.
8. Pret-a-Poor-J
Blair: I've been thinking about changing my signature scent. I've been trying out a new one, I can't decide if I like it. Would bạn mind?
Chuck: Smells a little like desperation.
Chuck: I'll have one drink with you. Unless bạn can convince why I should stay of course.
Blair. Well, just because we've reached an impasse at a certain issue doesn't mean we can't be friends.
Chuck: I gave bạn a shot, and while your efforts were admirable ... I'm bored. bạn ruined my pants. Goodnight, Blair.
Blair: I have an itch that only Chuck can scratch and he won't oblige unless I tell him I tình yêu him.
Blair: Like a âm bass, tiếng bass, bass out of hell.
Blair: bạn have to help me destroy Chuck Bass!
12. It's a Wonderful Lie
Blair: What do we have, Chuck? bạn tell me.
Chuck: Tonight. So shut up. And dance with me.
Blair: She is the loosest girl in class, don't bạn know Chuck doesn't like his trái cây pre-picked?
13. O Brother, Where Bart Thou?
Blair: Only a masochist could ever tình yêu such a narcissist.
Blair: Whatever you're going through, I wanna be there for you.
Chuck: We've talked about this. bạn are not my girlfriend.
Blair: But I am me. And bạn are you. We're Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck. The worst thing you've ever done, the darkest thought you've ever had, I will stand bởi bạn through anything.
Chuck: And why would bạn do that.
Blair: Because I tình yêu you.
Chuck: Well, that's too bad.
Blair: It's his father's funeral. He needs to be here and pay his respects.
Chuck: Respect. My father wasn't shown much of that in his final days.
Chuck: Gotta go, can't talk.
Blair: Go where, everyone bạn know is standing in this room.
Chuck: I don't wanna be here.
Nate: What's he talking about?
Blair: Who knows? When we found him, his shoes were on the wrong feet.
14. In the Realm of the Basses
Blair: Those "matrons" as bạn call them, are helping me build a life. All Chuck can do is destroy one. I'm not abandoning Chuck. I'm just saving myself.
Blair: Have bạn seen Chuck today?
Serena: No. Why?
Blair: Did he come trang chủ last night?
Serena: Blair, I don't know. What's wrong?
Blair: Yesterday Kweller caught him smoking băm at school. There was a meeting. And to say it went badly would be an understatement.
Chuck: Dear old Dad? Unfortunately all I know is what he didn't want. Which is me. I'm Chuck Bass!!! ... No one cares.
Blair: I do. Don't bạn understand? I'll always be here. I don't want bạn going anywhere. I couldn't chịu, gấu it. So whatever bạn want to do to yourself, please don't do it to me. Please.
Chuck: I'm sorry.
Blair: It's okay.
15. Gone with the Will
Chuck: I'm having bữa tối, bữa ăn tối with Blair.
Jack: Reschedule Blair.
Chuck: I can't. She's been a good friend to me.
Chuck: An Italian au pere took care of that.
Blair: Chuck, please.
Chuck: I don't need your help. Stop trying to play the wife.
Chuck: I'm sorry. I screwed up.
Blair: It's too late, Chuck. I stood bởi bạn through all of this but I can't watch bạn self-destruct any longer.
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awwww, tình yêu CB scenes, hope they will be together until 3 season
