Whoa. WHOA, whoa. Um, bạn know how tonight's episode of Sister Wives was called "A giáng sinh Surprise"? And we were all (or I was all) speculating about what Robyn's "surprise" gift to Kody was gonna be, and yada yada?? Well, Robyn's gift was a surprise and stuff, but trust me, there was a WAY WAY bigger surprise in store for the rest of us. And it had nothing to do with Mariah being a Miss Moody Pants (again) hoặc Kody being an oblivious goofball (again) hoặc everybody going "blah blah blah giáng sinh blah blah blah houses blah blah blah" (again).

What it DID have to do with was the incredibly bizarro...