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posted by LOLerz25
 The Shit danh sách
The Shit List
(Taken from 1069@urbandictionary.com)

**The Ghost Shit**
-The kind where bạn feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

**The Clean Shit**
-The kind where bạn feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.

**The Wet Shit**
-You wipe your đít, mông, ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So bạn end up putting toilet paper between your đít, mông, ass and your underwear so bạn don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

**The một giây Wave Shit**
-This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and bạn suddenly realize...
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Do-do-oo-oo
Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah
(Intro Music)
We wonder, are bạn ready to tham gia us now?
Hands in the air, we will hiển thị bạn how come and try caramell will be your guide (be your guide)
So come and di chuyển your hips,
sing
Oa-ah-ah!
Look at your two, do it
La,la,la!
You and me can sing this melody
Oa-oa-ao

Dance to the beat,
wave your hands together
Come feel the heat,
Forever and forever
Listen and learn,
It is time for prancing
Now we are here with Caramelldansen
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa-ao
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa-ao
Fron Sweden to UK we will bring our song Austrailia,USA,and people of Hong Kong They have herd...
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posted by misscrazel
I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her trang chủ because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Cancer.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: The Moon
Symbol: The Crab
Your stone: Moonstone
Life Pursuit: Constant reassurance and intimacy
Vibration: Moody
Cancer's Secret Desire: To feel an toàn, két an toàn (emotionally, spiritually, romantically

Description:
Those born under the sign of Cancer, ruled bởi the mysterious Moon, are one of the zodiac's enigmas. It is fair to say that most Cancers are a bundle of contradictions. Compassionate and caring with friends, family and lovers, yet they can cut to the bone with their jealous remarks and ever-changing moods. Endearingly eccentric on one hand, and on the other,...
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In the never-ending "Twilight" battle between Team Edward and Team Jacob, we have the results: The vampire -- and the man who plays him -- claims the buzz. Sure, there's been a lot of tough talk about the chó sói, sói boy -- aka Jacob Black, aka Taylor Lautner -- wooing affections away from his glittering rival. But, as a brooding Bella knows, it takes a lot to shake one's loyalty to Edward Cullen -- aka Robert Pattinson.

Not that there hasn't been a time when many have strayed: Jacob Black (and Lautner himself) wrangled thêm searches on Yahoo! than Edward Cullen (and Pattinson) for about three weeks...
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See if this is a scary story. I'm trying to write a scary (that will turn romantic) part in my fanfic, but I don't know if this piece of… cake, is creepy. Help me!!!


*Note: This happens in an afternoon. A couple is at the airport. The lights went out because of the thunderstorm, and the girl tries to scare the guy with this story*
Once upon a time, there was a boy who didn't believe in ghosts. One day, he was at the airport with this friend. Suddenly, the lights turned off.
The friend started to tell a story about a criminal that hid in the airport to escape the police, in a stormy afternoon,...
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posted by ShadowFan100
I decided to make a danh sách a crap I hate (IDk if some of this will be offensive hoặc not, but I just need to get a few of these things off my chest)

-Abusers/Racism (kinda in one)

I hate animal/human abusers who feel like "tough" just for hurting others different hoặc smaller than they are.

-Sexism (of both sides)

The part I really hate about this is when they act like guys NEVER get abused. Abuse happens in both genders, yet it seems like the world only pays attention to the girl side and not BOTH. Not fair. Just cuz I'm not a girl don't mean I've never been abused hoặc hated on ect.

-Agism

I'm nice person,...
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#7. The Lion King: To Be Successful, Sometimes People Got to Die

Simba always knew that he was going to succeed his father, Mufasa, as the tiếp theo Lion King. But fate liked spitting in poor little Simba's face, and his dear old dad got trampled to death bởi wildebeests. Of course, Mufasa's death was really caused bởi the evil Scar, Simba's uncle.
Later, all grown up, he reclaims his thrown and Scar suffers the double whammy of falling off a cliff and getting torn apart bởi hyenas. So after two particularly nasty and horrendous deaths, Simba finally becomes the lion king.
The Supposed Message:
We all...
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posted by totaldramafan96
Some people on the internet need to grow the fuck up!

The fucking current troll on Fanpop, is annoying the fuck out of me and the many other people on here aswell.

ChipHip77 should fucking be skinned alive, and their organs should chucked into acid.

It just fucking pisses me off!, yes i know i have nothing to do with it, but it just pisses me right off!

And what is all the shit with the numbers? EVERY câu hỏi that cunt head has đã đăng has numbers in it! and i'm like WTF?!

And i just wanted to let that out.

Sorry for your time,
 Stupid troll and all their questions, blocking my những thông tin cập nhập :(
Stupid troll and all their questions, blocking my updates :(
posted by australia-101
Think of a letter between A and W.



















Repeat it out loud as bạn scroll down.



























Keep going . . . Don't stop . . .
























Think of an animal that begins with that letter.



Repeat it out loud as bạn scroll down.

























Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in the động vật name
























Almost there........





















Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand bạn are not using to scroll down.























Take the hand bạn counted with and hold it out in front of bạn at face level

























Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand.







Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name?



















Of course not.......


Now cái tát, đánh đập, smack yourself in the head and get a life. :)
posted by xoPixie-Popxo
If you've never laid your eyes on these shows, YOU'RE DOING YOURSELF A FAVOR! Oh and feel free to add your own reasons bởi commenting below! I may include some of your ideas in this bài viết and I'll make sure to add your username! :D (Oh God I sound like an annoying advertisement.)
(Sorry for the long reasons!)

From Cartoonnetwork:

The Problem Solverz
-Poor animation. It looks like it's been drawn bởi a 7 năm old's foot with the lights out.
-I cannot understand ANYTHING that they're saying.
-What exactly is that brown guy? A block of poop?
(I would danh sách thêm reasons but I only saw the hiển thị for 2 seconds...
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The Earth has a diameter of about 12700 kilometers (7900 miles).
The sun has a diameter of about 1.39 million kilometers (865000 miles).
Its diameter is about 109 times the diameter of earth.

The formula for volume of a sphere is V=(4/3) πr3
The approximate volume of the Sun is then 1.3 x 106 times the approximate volume of the Earth.

It would take approximately 1.3 million Earth-sized objects to fill the volume of the Sun.

(*More precise measurements would have to define the surface, i.e. include hoặc exclude the outer layers of the Sun. The Sun is not perfectly spherical and has no "solid" surface.)
posted by BellaCullen96
Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make tình yêu with bạn
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until bạn find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit bạn first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of bạn shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give bạn a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...
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Ho ho ho, everybody. Merry Christmas. It’s the final ngày of the 25 Days of giáng sinh and boy, did I save a big stinker for last. Considered one of the worst games of all time on a technical level, Ride to Hell: Retribution was dead on arrival. No game in the modern age had got as much attention for being as much of a broken mess as Ride to Hell… except maybe Fallout 76. Published bởi Deep Silver and developed bởi Eutechnyx (Yeah, try pronouncing that one), Ride to Hell had bigger ambitions than what we got. It was planned to be an open world sandbox game set in the 70s, playing as a bigger...
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posted by BlueDopamine
Hi, Fanpopers!

Those who are too afraid to dream, never change anything. Those who have the courage to dream are outcasts of society, responsible for the progress of mankind and civilization, operating from under the shadows of distrust and disrespect.

Dreamers see the world in a different light. They have seen the truth of light, and the ultimate reality of our universe, and in time have become candles that imitate the true light of existence. These candles have always been the brightness in the darkest days of our history on this planet. They dream, they work, they inspire.

But their lives are...
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lều, cabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Four: Minnie
    Hi, I’m Minnie Ellen James Buchanan. I live with my boyfriend Sam’s parents, Ashley and Kurt. My parents (R.I.P), Nancy and Chris died 6 months cách đây in a horrible car accident. My little siblings, Marilyn and Jassen were sent to our godparents, Ian and Lea. I was old enough, that I wanted to be with my boyfriend. They welcomed me in with wide arms, but every time I have a school thing our something, they insist I talk to Ian and Lea about it, because they are just “the housing parents”. I treat them like my parents...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Yes, well I had my one true love. I got over him. How? bởi concentrating and focusing myself on some things such as hanging out with my Những người bạn and having great, fun slumber parties together. Don't cry and call him and be desperate. hiển thị people that bạn are confident and act real mature about it. Go shopping buy something that bạn always wanted. bạn deserve it now. Think of it as a little cheer up gift. Don't look at him and bạn need to di chuyển on with the rest of your life. bạn can meet someone bạn know will never upset you. Somebody, the last thing he would ever want to do is break your heart....
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posted by spunkyonyx
1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

2. When she ignores bạn after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her tim, trái tim with an apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship' s over.)

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every một phút of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.

6. A girl likes to...
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posted by scarlet009
1. Men like to barbeque. Men will cook if danger is involved.


2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.


3. If bạn buy your husband hoặc boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when bạn go to the bathroom.


4. Most husbands’ hoặc men’s early films end with a scream and a flush.


5. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the nice of “bald”


6. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are thêm women than men, it...
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posted by Mallory101
..Thats right....Be amazed. (:


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Abkhaz (Georgia) [to a man] Bziara ubaant
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Achareta (South Asia) 'E
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Achí (Baja Verapaz...
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