1.) write down "Alpha kenny body" on a piece of paper and get someone to read it pretending bạn have no clue how to read it. (It sounds like they're saying I'll f*** anybody)
2.) Once again write on a piece of paper "I won a math debate" Now get someone to read this and tell them to say it 5 times fast!
This only works on people if bạn get them to just say it out loud so don't let them read it in their heads first hoặc else they might figure it out.
I will not be held responsible if anyone gets offended hoặc if bạn get into trouble for doing these!
- good luck :3
sakurahanazono
2.) Once again write on a piece of paper "I won a math debate" Now get someone to read this and tell them to say it 5 times fast!
This only works on people if bạn get them to just say it out loud so don't let them read it in their heads first hoặc else they might figure it out.
I will not be held responsible if anyone gets offended hoặc if bạn get into trouble for doing these!
- good luck :3
sakurahanazono
Last Thanksgiving, my mom decided to play a trick on my sister (who's blonde). To get her out of the house, she convinced her that we needed thêm half and half for the coffee.
While my sister was out, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, then put it inside the turkey, packing stuffing all around it. She then put the turkey back in the oven.
When everything was ready, my sister took the turkey out of the lò nướng and began to remove the stuffing. When she felt something, she reached in and pulled out the Cornish hen.
Pretending to be shocked, bởi mother exclaimed, "Patti, you've cooked a pregnant turkey!"
My sister began to cry and was inconsolable. It took us half an giờ to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
While my sister was out, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, then put it inside the turkey, packing stuffing all around it. She then put the turkey back in the oven.
When everything was ready, my sister took the turkey out of the lò nướng and began to remove the stuffing. When she felt something, she reached in and pulled out the Cornish hen.
Pretending to be shocked, bởi mother exclaimed, "Patti, you've cooked a pregnant turkey!"
My sister began to cry and was inconsolable. It took us half an giờ to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide" the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide bởi shooting your finger off???"
"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide" the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide bởi shooting your finger off???"
"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
knockoffs of hollywood blockbusters
the ngày the earth stopped (a rip-off of the earth stood still)
sunday school musical(high school musical)
the terminators (terminator: salvation)
AVH: alien vs. hunter (AVP alien vs. predator)
Halloween night (halloween)
2010: supernova (2010)
transmorphers(transfromers)
the da vinci treasure (the da vinci code)
the land that time forgot (land of the lost)
when a killer calls (when a stanger calls)
king of the Mất tích world (king kong)
100 million B.C. (10,000 B.C.)
đường phố, street racer (speed racer)
pirates of treasure island (pirates of the caribbean)
monster (cloverfield)
snakes on a train (snakes on a plane)
the ngày the earth stopped (a rip-off of the earth stood still)
sunday school musical(high school musical)
the terminators (terminator: salvation)
AVH: alien vs. hunter (AVP alien vs. predator)
Halloween night (halloween)
2010: supernova (2010)
transmorphers(transfromers)
the da vinci treasure (the da vinci code)
the land that time forgot (land of the lost)
when a killer calls (when a stanger calls)
king of the Mất tích world (king kong)
100 million B.C. (10,000 B.C.)
đường phố, street racer (speed racer)
pirates of treasure island (pirates of the caribbean)
monster (cloverfield)
snakes on a train (snakes on a plane)
Some people on the internet need to grow the fuck up!
The fucking current troll on Fanpop, is annoying the fuck out of me and the many other people on here aswell.
ChipHip77 should fucking be skinned alive, and their organs should chucked into acid.
It just fucking pisses me off!, yes i know i have nothing to do with it, but it just pisses me right off!
And what is all the shit with the numbers? EVERY câu hỏi that cunt head has đã đăng has numbers in it! and i'm like WTF?!
And i just wanted to let that out.
Sorry for your time,
The fucking current troll on Fanpop, is annoying the fuck out of me and the many other people on here aswell.
ChipHip77 should fucking be skinned alive, and their organs should chucked into acid.
It just fucking pisses me off!, yes i know i have nothing to do with it, but it just pisses me right off!
And what is all the shit with the numbers? EVERY câu hỏi that cunt head has đã đăng has numbers in it! and i'm like WTF?!
And i just wanted to let that out.
Sorry for your time,
Think of a letter between A and W.
Repeat it out loud as bạn scroll down.
Keep going . . . Don't stop . . .
Think of an animal that begins with that letter.
Repeat it out loud as bạn scroll down.
Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in the động vật name
Almost there........
Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand bạn are not using to scroll down.
Take the hand bạn counted with and hold it out in front of bạn at face level
Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand.
Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name?
Of course not.......
Now cái tát, đánh đập, smack yourself in the head and get a life. :)
Repeat it out loud as bạn scroll down.
Keep going . . . Don't stop . . .
Think of an animal that begins with that letter.
Repeat it out loud as bạn scroll down.
Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in the động vật name
Almost there........
Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand bạn are not using to scroll down.
Take the hand bạn counted with and hold it out in front of bạn at face level
Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand.
Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name?
Of course not.......
Now cái tát, đánh đập, smack yourself in the head and get a life. :)