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Why Did the Chicken vượt qua, cross the Road?

George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road hoặc not. The chicken is either with us hoặc it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not vượt qua, cross the road with THAT chicken. What do bạn mean bởi chicken? Could bạn define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road hoặc the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only vượt qua, cross roads, but...
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posted by VilleValoGirl
The air of deep colours hovered over my head,
magnetic, enchanting splitting colours.
I levered the illusions listening to màu hồng, hồng Floyd.
my veins never felt the blood this way;
speeding to give a bloc to my mind
free the soul from this bib body.
Apagoge the world is in my command
but dreadful the vision may end,
I was marijuanaised.

The leaves found its way to leave the seeds
smothered with tobacco, the grass
no longer stayed as allied.
Rolled in an ashen paper with a soft bud
these were the signs, I have had heeds.
My lungs felt the grey smoke, opening to the miracle
and insignificant the world around
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Dani Stump Quotes

“Like my friend always said...this sounds like a personal problem”

“The weird thing about being married to the lead singer of Fall Out Boy and being a lead singer myself is that Patrick's a Rock singer...and I'm a Heavy Metal singer”

“The âm nhạc genre that always got to me was Heavy Metal...that's why Party Poison can be classified as a Heavy Metal band”

“The ones who influenced me was Dragonforce and Metallica....the ones who influence me now is of course Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy and Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance”

“I'm a wife, I'm a mother, I'm a artist...
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posted by pure-angel
I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because bạn tread on my dreams.
W.B. Yeats

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life bạn have imagined.
Henry David Thoreau

Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, bạn have within bạn the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.
Harriet Tubman

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal.
Pamela Vaull Starr

All men dream but not equally. Those who dream bởi night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the ngày to...
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posted by mitchie19
I'm bored, so I asked this câu hỏi myself. Okay, here we go. Just wanna express myself.

For me, tình yêu makes the world go around. I don't know what that means but, it does. A lot of people say it. Wherever bạn go, whatever place you've been, there's always love.
It's also not just feelings but emotions. Your emotions draws bạn to that person, and sometimes we hope that that person likes us back too right?

Sometimes, tình yêu is hard. We always want love. I don't know why a lot of people want tình yêu so much. When I see a couple somewhere, I get jealous. I tell myself: "I want that too."
To be honest, I...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,

'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, bạn can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, bò đực, con bò, bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep...
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posted by ryogirl2010
[verse 1]

she walkes to school with the lunch she packed,
nobody knows what shes holdin back,
wearin the same dress she wore yesterday,
she hides the bruses with linen and lace,


the teacher wonders but she dosent ask,
its hard to see the pain behind the mask,
bearin the burden of a secret storm,
sometimes she wishes she was never born

through the wind,and the rain,
she stands hard as a stone,
in a wirld, that she cant rise above,
but her dreams, give her wings,
and she flies to a place,
where shes loved,
concrete angel

[verse 2]

somebody cries in the middle of the night,
the neibors hear, but they turn out the light,
a fragile soul caught in the hands of fate,
when mrning comes it will be to late

[go back to couros]

[verse 3]

a statue stands in a shaded place,
an Angel girl with an upturned face,
a name is written on a pollished rock,
a broken tim, trái tim that the world forgot

[go back to couros]
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to danh sách all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!

1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound bạn get when bạn scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, bạn know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when bạn just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. cá fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
posted by invadercalliope
It's time!
Get your popcorn.
Get your root bear.
get your chair.
Get your potato chip and eat it.
Famous Quotes:
1.The Beginning is the most important part of work.
2.Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another. "What bạn too? I thought i was the only one"
3.I shut my eyes in order to see.
4.Our Anxiety does not come from thinking about the future,but from wanting to control it.
5.A ngày With out laughter is a ngày wasted.
6.The Earth Has âm nhạc For those who can listen.
7.Kind words can be short and easy to speak,but there echoes are turly endless.
8.You grow up the first ngày bạn have first laugh- at yourself
"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and bởi brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in giường and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 năm old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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posted by jessicamc26
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is angry, She opens her cái ví, ví tiền to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it." The blond các câu trả lời "Shut up, you're next."
--sorry i need to make this longer to publish
posted by jblovesme4ever
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random pic
1. Pretend to cough every time your teacher says the word "learn". :D
Raise your hand every time the teacher asks a question, and make the conversation go a little like this:

Teacher:What is the answer? (after they call on you)
You:I don't know
T: Then why did bạn raise your hand?
Y: I need to go to the bathroom.
T: Then go ahead, if bạn must.
Y: Nevermind, I don't need to go anymore

Repeat this as many times as possible.
3. Pass blank pieces of folded paper to confuse your teachers when they catch bạn "passing notes."

4. Fall out of your chair and pretend to faint. Repeat 3 thêm times:D

5. Yell "OMG...
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posted by cute20k
Its stupid not to care.
But its useless
I'm not going anywhere.

Used to think sometimes it was ok to lie.
But now you've got me askin' why
Tell me, why'd bạn let me think that I can fly?

What you've done is wrong.
F-Y-I thats the point of this song.

I know im stupid to think it.
But it was wrong to believe it.
Shoulda waited til I could see it.

So now,
Im Mất tích so howww
Did this happen?
And bạn sit back just laughin
My tim, trái tim left to fractions.

Ive learned my lesson.
Theres thêm to life than just a dream.
If bạn don't have a back up for your fantasy..
Its gonna hurt thêm than you'd think.

Are bạn buying my trust?...
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posted by cute20k
(meebo) :meebo: *meebo*
(smile) :) :-) =) =-)
:D :-D x-D X-D (grin)
(angel) O:)
(lol) x-D X-D :))
:P :-P
(wink) ;) ;-)
;P ;-P
:-> :>
(cool) B) B-) 8) 8-)
:-* :*
:pirate: (arr) (arrr) (pirate) P)
<:-p <:o) <:-P (party)
:S :-S :s :-s :? :-?
: :-
:x :X :-X :-x
(mad) >>:( >:( >>:-( >:-(
(sad) :( :-(
(roll) (rolleyes)
:T :-T
:< :-<
(evil) (devil) >:) >>:) >>:-) >:-)
(angry) >:o
(neutral) :| :-| Meebo Emoticons
Guide bởi cute20k đã đăng 2 phút cách đây

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" I know what bạn want from want me to tell bạn my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to bạn . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell bạn i could get a lot of people around me hurt " đã đưa ý kiến the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what bạn will tell me today " đã đưa ý kiến the man .

"Alright but bạn will not like what i tell bạn .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " đã đưa ý kiến the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if bạn want hear thêm . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .

"If bạn don't straighten up, I'm going to knock bạn into the middle of tiếp theo week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

" Because I đã đưa ý kiến so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me thêm LOGIC .

"If bạn fall out of that lung lay, swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure...
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posted by angelicahardy
It was the begging of October and Madeline was in her bedroom on her laptop researching Emily Angle her bedroom was full of posters of her it was a stormy night but Madeline was enjoying the rain she was not scared lighting she had been grounded of dogging school to go to the mall she looked out of her window with an evil smirk on her face. She tied her skipping ropes together and climbed out of her window and into the poring rain and lighting Madeline was walking absolutely soaking wet she was walking in the middle of a long black deserted road there was no noise just the noise of her footsteps...
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The những người đang yêu of the Heart
In order to form a thêm perfect Kiss enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand- I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek- I just want to be Những người bạn
3. Kiss on the neck- I want bạn
4. Kiss on the lips- I tình yêu you
5. Kiss on the ears- I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else- Let’s not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes- Kiss me
8. Playing with your hair- I can’t live without you
9. Hand on your waist- I tình yêu bạn too much to let bạn go

The Three Steps
1. Girls : If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys...
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1. Stay on the computer as long as I want.
2. Change in the middle of the house.
3. Invite ngẫu nhiên people over.
4. Play as much video games as I want.
5. Put the âm nhạc at full blast.
6. Turn on all the lights.
7. Go on any website I want.
8. Turn on the T.V. while I'm on the computer so I don't feel alone.
9. Walk around in my underwear. (sometimes)
10. Eat anything I want.
11. Drink as much soda as I want.
12. Sing along with songs I know.
13. Do stuff my mom would yell at me for.
14. Scream for no apperent reason.
15. Do anything I want. (: