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hàng đầu, đầu trang 6 most annoying movie cliche's of these days

posted by Canada24

#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..

#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.

#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe bạn can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..

#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
bạn have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!

#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?

#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.

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101 Ways to Annoy your Teacher

posted by simpleplan

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, bạn answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, bạn answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, bạn answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, bạn say “is that so?”
5. If bạn so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher bạn did not turn in your homework because bạn were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

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-39 Pranks on Teachers!-

posted by smileypop9

1.When bạn walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a mát, máy làm mát that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up danh sách is on my bàn for the part bạn would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up danh sách on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...

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101 things to call your boyfriend/girlfriend

posted by TheRealSexyKate

Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...

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10 dares I dare bạn to do.

posted by TOTALIzzyluver

1) Lick your best friend's foot for 10 seconds
2) Rub glue on your face and stick various things on it.
3) Go up to a ngẫu nhiên strange and ask them for $50 dollars for a nose job
4) Go to a public bathroom and sit on the floor and when someone walks in yell this "GO AWAY! CAN'T bạn SEE I'M CLEANING!"
5)Put on a strange outfit and stand on the side of the road and throw pretzels at passing cars
6) Go to Wal-mart and go to a worker and have a conversation that goes kinda like this
YOU-Excuse me. Do bạn guys sell like everything? WALMART PERSON- Yeah. YOU-So where can I find the cars? My son wants a...

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61 Funny excuses for not doing homework

posted by ilovetech29

just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped bởi terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds lấy trộm, đánh cắp it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket lấy trộm, đánh cắp it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...

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Why Naruto is the best anime ever!!!!

posted by Crazy_NarutoKid

1.The Characters are awesome

2.It can make bạn laugh so hard

3.It can make bạn cry like a baby

4.The fight scenes are epic

5.Theres blood

6.They swear

7.The storyline is really good

8.Theres Ninjas'!!

9.They have Sasuke(cool)

10.The weapons they use are so coool

11.The villians are so evil.

12.It makes bạn wish bạn lived in the Naruto world.

13.They have great opening and ending songs.

14.It makes bạn think about it all the time

15.It teaches bạn Naruto history

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80 things to do on an exam if bạn think you're going to fail anyways

posted by emmett

I found this online :)

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read các câu hỏi aloud, thảo luận your các câu trả lời with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that bạn can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this câu hỏi on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious...

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26 Key and Peele trích dẫn I can think of.. Unconcerned

posted by Canada24

Canada is finally getting footage on Youtube so can I do this way better than from last time I put this article..

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd bạn leave the toilet ghế, chỗ ngồi up?
Peele: chó cái, bitch WHY WAS bạn LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?

#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.

#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do bạn even WANT to hang out!?...

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My Review of The Greatest Showman

posted by KataraLover

THIS IS A REPOST OF AN bài viết THAT I ALREADY WROTE ON A DIFFERENT CLUB

This is a film that has been out for a while but I'm just now getting around to doing a full bài viết review of it because I've been really busy, stressed, and emotionally drained for a while and all of that has been keeping me from reviewing it. This musical was a big deal when the trailers came out and when the movie finally came out for various reasons. It was Zac Efron's first musical movie since his days in High School Musical and Hairspray, it had freaking Hugh Jackman who always draws in a crowd, it was a brand new...

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Why Does Cheating in Video Games Make Them Less Fun?

posted by deathding

Lives: 999

Howdy ya'll, Deathding back here to talk about a topic that I suddenly found interesting. I went on YouTube to see if anything was already done on this topic, but all I found was a bunch of "TOP 10 CHEATERS WHO GOT CAUGHT, LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại XD!!!! 2017 EDITION (80K LIKES IN AN giờ AND I DAB!!!!!!)"

....Needless to say, the topic intrigued me, as I've been playing a game lately that quite a few people out there tend to play not so nicely in.

I think it goes without saying that us, as gamers, want to win. We desire all of that ridiculously overpowered equipment. We grind for hours just to get a few levels up....

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Ask Dr. Robotnik! Episode 2-IT'S ABOUT TIME.

posted by deathding

(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take các bình luận asking các câu hỏi from the last episode and answer them in the tiếp theo article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope bạn enjoy our một giây episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(I apologize for the huge delay as well, so much happened with FNAF4 coming out and whatnot. I also got heavily addicted to an awesome online flash game named Dragon Ball Z Devolution. XD Again, sorry.)

And now.... Shout-outs to the people who đã bình luận in the last episode! And we have a LOT of them this time guys!...

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Deathding's hàng đầu, đầu trang Ten Five Nights At Freddy's Songs

posted by deathding

Enjoy!

(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers bạn in any way, please contemplate đọc something else. Thank you.)

Alright before bạn whine like an immature five-year old troll without their sữa bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.

Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE bạn have an opinion, you'll get destroyed bởi the hater army!

WELL bạn KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS...

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Enrique Iglesias Tonight I'm Lovin bạn Lyrics

posted by selenagomezfan7

ENRIQUE IGLESIAS

"Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)"
(feat. Ludacris & DJ Frank E)

I know bạn want me
I made it obvious that I want bạn too
So put it on me
Let's remove the không gian between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that bạn move
So give it to me, oh oooohh...
Cause I already know what bạn wanna do

Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that bạn do
You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude

But tonight I'm loving you
Oh bạn know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh bạn know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh bạn know
That tonight...

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my best convo on omegle

posted by nymph_tonks

Stranger: hi

You: hi asl

Stranger: 20 m

Stranger: u?

You: 15 female

Stranger: nice to meet you!

You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!

Stranger: yeah!

Stranger: what are bạn up to?

You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: and where should u be?

You: probably outside ithout any thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác thực phẩm hoặc soda

Stranger: fair enough

You: i would survive.

Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?

You: online, through text.

Stranger: where r u from?

Stranger: I am from UK btw

You: im from the us.

Stranger: nice

You: im bored

Stranger: oh...and I am italian

Stranger: we could do something...

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10 things to do in and out of an elevator!

posted by kakalover

1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if bạn worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell bạn to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your yêu thích song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow ngẫu nhiên people off and tell them what to buy every một phút hoặc so. If bạn get in trouble, say bạn were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your cổ áo and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...

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Bleach trích dẫn

posted by invadercalliope

I hope bạn enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all bạn opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't bạn see, the resolve to cut bạn reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...

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MILEY CYRUS IS DEPRESSED ABOUT HER PARENTS DIVORCE

posted by ShiningsTar542

Some of bạn girls will remember that on Wednesday i told bạn that Miley's parents were getting a divorce.

According to the celeb news nguồn HollywoodLife.com, Miley was so devastated bởi her parents Tish and Billy cá đuối, ray Cyrus‘ divorce that she got back together with Liam Hemsworth.

“Miley knew about the divorce awhile cách đây and she’s been taking it really hard. Pretty much at the same time, she broke up with Liam, Hannah Montana was ending and then her parents’ marriage was falling apart,” Miley’s friend says.

“She got super stressed out and that’s really when she started diễn xuất out...

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10 reasons why Alice Cullen is way better then Leah Clearwater!!!

posted by vampirelover101

DO bạn wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............

Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater người hâm mộ then bạn might not wanna read this but if bạn do and it affends bạn then leave a bình luận and i can tell bạn in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned bạn so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...

4-Non Blondes - What's Up? (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

25 years and my life is still
Tryin' to get up that great big đồi núi, hill of hope
For a destination

I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the hàng đầu, đầu trang of my lungs
"What's going on?"

And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I đã đưa ý kiến "Hey, a-what's going on?"
And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I đã đưa ý kiến "Hey, a-what's going on?"

Ooh,...