ngẫu nhiên Club
tham gia
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by iluvsmj
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of bạn bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of bạn bastards who are getting on, get your đít, mông, ass in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want bạn to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When bạn come out,you may play with your train, but I want you...
continue reading...
posted by reb1009
Insanely stupid class fun - Funny school pranks bạn should (not) try in class for a laugh :)

Bring some sách to class and read them instead of paying attention hoặc doing any work.

2Walk around class begging for spare change.

Chew on your arm until someone notices.

Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back. After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"

Lick yourself clean like a cat does.

After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.

Sing your các câu hỏi to the class.

When the teacher...
continue reading...
posted by 7things
How can bạn get four Luật sư đấu trí for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.

How do Khủng long pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.

What do bạn call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do bạn call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.

How do bạn make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

How do bạn make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.

How do bạn prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.

If a long dress is evening...
continue reading...
posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When bạn arrive at the tiếp theo stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If bạn are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
continue reading...
Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the Nữ hoàng băng giá thực phẩm doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps bạn out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around giáng sinh time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if bạn can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...
continue reading...
posted by Mallory101
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All bạn Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's tim, trái tim is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...
continue reading...
1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give bạn a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if bạn can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call a Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while say, "Hi Greg. How's your ngày been?", and let the doors close.

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures...
continue reading...
found this on the net:

9 Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture

1) When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to someone in the tiếp theo row and say "He knows." Pick a different person each time.

2) Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say "They were out of apples."

3) Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor's desk.

4) Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it hidden. Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up, claim that the professor has angered the gods and leave. Watch to see...
continue reading...
posted by NatalieSunshine
1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the đàn ghi ta, guitar for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If bạn get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...
continue reading...
Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service bàn and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid hoặc a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....
continue reading...
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started nghề viết văn it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if bạn don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest bạn don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your Những người bạn and either forget all about us hoặc tell a story about the hideous freak bạn met tonight. bạn don’t know me, if bạn did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have Những người bạn - except my brother....
continue reading...
Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so bạn don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...
continue reading...
When you're happy and bạn know it bomb Iraq
If bạn cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If bạn never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If bạn think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
continue reading...
posted by Mallory101
Widely Used Symbols:
ツ ♋ 웃 유 Σ ⊗ ♒ ☠ ☮ ☯ ♠ Ω ♤ ♣ ♧ ♥ ♡ ♦ ☼ ☻ ☺ ۞ ۩ ∞ ♂ ♀ ™ ® © ⊗ ♒ ▢ ▲ △ ▼ ▽ ◆ ◇ ○ ◎ ● ◯ Δ ◕ ◔ ʊ ϟ ღ 回 ₪ ✓ ✔ ✕ ✖ ☢ ☣ ☤ ☥ ☦ ☧ ☨ ☩ ☪ ☫ ☬ ☭

卐™©® ¿¡½⅓⅔¼¾ ⅛⅜⅝⅞ ℅№⇨ ❝❞ ℃
∃∧∠ ∨∩⊂ ⊃∪⊥∀ ΞΓɐəɘεβ ɟɥɯɔи ๏ɹʁ яʌʍλ ч∞ΣΠ ⌥


Money Currency:
¢ € £ ¥

Circled Numbers:
➀➁➂ ➃➄➅ ➆➇➈ ➉
➊➋➌➍ ➎➏➐➑➒➓

Circled ABC's:
ⒶⒷⒸⒹⒺⒻ ⒼⒽ ⒾⒿⓀ ⓁⓂⓃ ⓄⓅⓆ...
continue reading...
I am often starting to be a người hâm mộ of something but If bạn are người hâm mộ of somebody/something there can always be a situation when bạn will want to stop it. Lets be honest. It often happens with me and I am sure a lot of people have had situation like that hoặc something simmilar. But then bạn start to feel distracted. bạn don't know what to start with. Maybe bạn are even afraid of, for exmple, how others would take it. But don't worry. Here are a short guide that will help bạn to stop being a người hâm mộ easy and fast.
Step 1. Understanding.
So bạn just understood that bạn don't like this thing anymore? Lets...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of người hâm mộ fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes

Requested bởi Aldrine2016

Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in tìm kiếm of a good place to enjoy vacation.

The song fades away

Blossom: Where do we want...
continue reading...
 Enjoy!
Enjoy!
(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers bạn in any way, please contemplate đọc something else. Thank you.)

Alright before bạn whine like an immature five-year old troll without their sữa bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.

Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE bạn have an opinion, you'll get destroyed bởi the hater army!

WELL bạn KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS...
continue reading...
Step one: enjoy/love/like the show, book, movie, and/or band.
Good job, that's it, you're a true fan.

One thing that just never fails to annoy me is when someone tells me (or another person honestly) that they aren't a true người hâm mộ of whatever it is they are a người hâm mộ of for having a certain opinion.

One of the most common things I get is 'you're not a true người hâm mộ because bạn like the villains more'. Okay no let's talk about this for a second; the villains are a crucial part of the story. Villains are what essentially gives the show/book/movie its plot. Without villains there is no conflict and without...
continue reading...
(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this bài viết to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)

Train, bạn did it. bạn FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.

Except maybe Ryan.

Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get...
continue reading...
1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag bạn down to his level and beat bạn with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I lấy trộm, đánh cắp a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

5. Going to church doesn't make bạn a Christian any thêm than standing in a nhà để xe makes bạn a car.
6. We live in a society where pizza, bánh pizza gets to your house before the police.

7. Women might be able to fake orgasms....
continue reading...