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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that bạn just wanna cú đấm in the face , then someohow , bạn end up in a relationship with them , bạn fall in tình yêu , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing bạn want to burn either (:]) Well if bạn still have feelings for that person im gonna help bạn get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap bạn guys (: , ohk so bạn could first start off bởi doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave bạn on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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posted by karpach_13
Be proud of your gender
Reasons why bạn shoud be proud if your a

Guy



1. Phone conversations are over in 30 giây flat

2. Movie nudity is almost always female

3. bạn know stuff about tanks

4. A five ngày vacation requires only 1 suitcase

5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter

6. bạn can open all your own jars

7. Old Những người bạn don't give bạn crap if you've gained weight

8. Your đít, mông, ass is never a factor in a job interview

9. All your orgasms are real

10. A bia gut does not make bạn invisible to the opposite sex

11. bạn can go to the toilet without a support group

12. Your last name stays put

13. bạn can kill your own...
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New ways to order pizza
Are bạn tired of always ordering pizza, bánh pizza the same way? Well, this lists will keep bạn entertained for over 90 pizza, bánh pizza orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza, bánh pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...
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posted by edwardcarlisle
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I saw a pick where it đã đưa ý kiến "What else should fanpop have?" created bởi breebree446. There was the option of "Unsubscribe Button". Actually this button exists, just have to follow some steps.

1. Go to your own thông tin các nhân and go down to the "My Clubs" part.

2. Then click on the "more các câu lạc bộ >>" button.

3. Below each club there's an "unsuscribe" button.

4. Click on that button and

...

That's it!

Now bạn have the oportunity to unsuscribe a club, is really easy and like this bạn won't be a người hâm mộ any thêm from any club!
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bạn know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your yêu thích character from ngôi sao Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled bởi Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, hoặc Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your yêu thích female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...
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posted by meow_girl
*One night,Selena,Demi and Taylor were having a concert.And Miley was there for some reason.*

In the middle of true Những người bạn Joe Jonas ran on stage,knocked the đàn ghi ta, guitar player (Billy cá đuối, ray Cyrus) off the stage,Breaking his leg.

Miley:That was my dad!You ass!

Joe:Yeah no one cares.Demi,Selena,Taylor I tình yêu bạn all!

Miley:What about me?

Joe:What about bạn man whore?

Miley:I'm a girl!

Joe:That's not what your boyfriend said!

Miley:At least I'm not pregnant like you!

Joe:Those were just rumors!!!

Selena:Suuuuuure...

Joe:They were!

All:Riiiiiiiiiight......

Simon:I don't believe you!

Demi:Simon Cowell?What are you...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up bởi hát bờ biển, bãi biển Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say bạn taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....
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posted by jedigal1990
hello my fellow awsome ngẫu nhiên fanpopers,
i'm writting this bài viết to get some things off my chest because lately i have been stressed out and worried all becuase of this spt and i want to see if i'm worried for nothing.
ever since these picks came out with justin and then they were followed bởi picks about posting twilight and justin stuff on here alot has been going through my mind and some of the các bình luận have got me worried i was đọc through them and i was really worried that some people thought of me as a mean offensive person and though i usually don't care what people think i really...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up bởi hát bờ biển, bãi biển Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say bạn taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I tình yêu the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your tim, trái tim beat
Is my yêu thích lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If bạn could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my trang chủ though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes bạn happy.
I always want bạn to be happy.
I don't like it when bạn cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with bạn even though
You can't hear...
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posted by patrisha727
I actually did 10 of these things, and I got banned from the store XD

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items bạn need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them...
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"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the Nữ hoàng băng giá thực phẩm doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps bạn out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around giáng sinh time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if bạn can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies.
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Bring a friend and get in a shopping cart....
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Cheese
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it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were bạn 3 hours ago?
2. Who are bạn in tình yêu with?
3. Have bạn ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything màu hồng, hồng within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time bạn went to the mall?
6. Are bạn wearing socks right now?
7. Do bạn have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time bạn drove out of town?
9. Have bạn been to the phim chiếu rạp in the last 5 days?
10. Are bạn hot?
11. What was the last thing bạn had to drink?
12. What are bạn wearing right now?
13. Do bạn wash your car hoặc let the car wash do it?
14. Last thực phẩm that bạn ate?
15. Where were bạn last week...
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posted by hetalianstella
This is in no particular order.

- I hate how people automatically assume bạn are Chinese just because you're Asian, hoặc automatically assume bạn are Mexican just because bạn are Hispanic.

- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!

- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!

- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best Những người bạn are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.

- When people overuse lol.
Especially when there is nothing funny!
Same with OMG. I...
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posted by Blaze1213IsBack
Hetalia Axis Powers
Hetalia World Series
Hetalia Beautiful World
Hetalia World Twinkle
Naruto
Naruto Shippuden
Attack on Titan
My Hero Academia
Btooom
Food Wars
Code Geass
Haikyuu
Sweetness and Lightning
Toradora
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Steins;Gate
Zombie Land Saga
Guilty Crown
Cowboy Bebop
Tokyo Ghoul
No Game No Life
Re;Zero
The Devil's is a part Timer
Noragami
Kamisama Kiss
My Little Monster
Ouran High School Host Club
Soul Eater
Death Note
Vampire Knight
Blue Excoist
Sword Art Online
Darling in the Franxx
Overlord
Death Parade
The Saga of Tanya the Evil
Is it Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon?
KonoSuba; God's Blessing...
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I owe a lot of thanks to the wonderful people of this website. I've learned a lot from all of bạn and have changed a lot as a person.

I used to not value friendship that much. I was born with autism so I tried to avoid having friends. I was cool with being bởi my own, but a former fanpop member, named Harleenquinzel5 (Lola), became my first true friend on here. Her kindness and supportive nature made me care about friendship.

Since then, I've met several thêm wonderful people who have become close Những người bạn of mine.

Thank bạn my friends. Your messages, comments, props, images, etc. give me tons of sunshine and make me appreciate my life even more.

Thank bạn for giving me the magic of friendship. You're amazing Những người bạn that make fanpop a great place!
 Not all boys are visceral, but all are elegant and considerative in some way. - Featured: cây ô rô, hoa huệ, holly Wood Leading Man, Junior Garett Hedlund
Not all boys are visceral, but all are elegant and considerative in some way. - Featured: Holly Wood Leading Man, Junior Garett Hedlund
1.Only select of us boys will ever be sculpted.

2.You can tình yêu any boy, as every boy can tình yêu reciprocally.

3.There is a range of us boys; some of us face life incarceration, some of us like Ludwig Wittgenstein went about Aerodynamic Engineering, then Philosophy.

4.Any boy can "'go religion" if his soul is a bit chipped hoặc broken.

5.We like girls that talk smooth, especially the girls who can tie if off with respect.

6.We will act like boys, if the circumstance requires us to only act as so.

7.We know that a relation between us will keep developing a relation.

8.We do not have our own house ready...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The tháng award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If bạn were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by SilentForce
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what bạn get. A 4channer uploaded a bức ảnh anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the rau diếp bạn eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 phút later, the Burger King in câu hỏi was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed...
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