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1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

3. "For use on động vật only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

4. "For use bởi trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.

6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either bởi falling into the water hoặc while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.

8. "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm bởi 15cm bởi 12cm.

9. "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.

10. "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.

11. "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.

12. "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.

13. "Twist hàng đầu, đầu trang off with hands. Throw hàng đầu, đầu trang away. Do not put hàng đầu, đầu trang in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.

14. "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a sữa crate.

15. "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.

16. "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of con chuột poison.

17. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- đã đăng on a Boeing 757.

18. "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.

19. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.

20. "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.

21. "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.

22. "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.

23. "Do not drive car hoặc operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.

24. "For indoor hoặc outdoor use only." -- On a string of giáng sinh lights.

25. "Wearing of this quần áo, may mặc does not enable bạn to fly." -- On a child sized Siêu nhân costume.

26. "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.

27. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.

28. "Warning: do not use if bạn have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.

29. "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a siêu thị món tráng miệng box.

30. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a siêu thị món tráng miệng box.
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A teacher forwarded this danh sách of các bình luận from test papers, essays, etc., đã đệ trình to science and health teachers bởi elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As she noted, It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades.

The body consists of three parts - the branium, the borax, and the abominable cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the tim, trái tim and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u.
Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it...
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1 when they ask u what your name is, make a name up (like hello kitty hoặc santino marella. hoặc even better, if youre a girl make up a guys vice versa for da guys)

2 when they ask u what insturment u play, make up a name for your insturment

3 when u have to introduce that person, mess up, like say a stupid name and a wierd insturment they play. then explain that's what bạn heard when they explained it 2 you

4 wear a áo sơ mi over your uniform that makes the other teams band members offended.

5 hug them, and place a beetle INSIDE their uniform

6 bring along your little Brother/sister (if u dont hav one...
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