1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.
2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
3. "For use on động vật only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
4. "For use bởi trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.
6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either bởi falling into the water hoặc while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
8. "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm bởi 15cm bởi 12cm.
9. "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
10. "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
11. "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
12. "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
13. "Twist hàng đầu, đầu trang off with hands. Throw hàng đầu, đầu trang away. Do not put hàng đầu, đầu trang in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
14. "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a sữa crate.
15. "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
16. "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of con chuột poison.
17. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- đã đăng on a Boeing 757.
18. "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
19. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
20. "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
21. "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
22. "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
23. "Do not drive car hoặc operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
24. "For indoor hoặc outdoor use only." -- On a string of giáng sinh lights.
25. "Wearing of this quần áo, may mặc does not enable bạn to fly." -- On a child sized Siêu nhân costume.
26. "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
27. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
28. "Warning: do not use if bạn have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
29. "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a siêu thị món tráng miệng box.
30. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a siêu thị món tráng miệng box.
2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
3. "For use on động vật only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
4. "For use bởi trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.
6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either bởi falling into the water hoặc while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
8. "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm bởi 15cm bởi 12cm.
9. "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
10. "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
11. "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
12. "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
13. "Twist hàng đầu, đầu trang off with hands. Throw hàng đầu, đầu trang away. Do not put hàng đầu, đầu trang in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
14. "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a sữa crate.
15. "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
16. "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of con chuột poison.
17. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- đã đăng on a Boeing 757.
18. "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
19. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
20. "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
21. "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
22. "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
23. "Do not drive car hoặc operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
24. "For indoor hoặc outdoor use only." -- On a string of giáng sinh lights.
25. "Wearing of this quần áo, may mặc does not enable bạn to fly." -- On a child sized Siêu nhân costume.
26. "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
27. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
28. "Warning: do not use if bạn have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
29. "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a siêu thị món tráng miệng box.
30. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a siêu thị món tráng miệng box.
Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!
Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.
A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, bạn can't lose!!!!!!!
2. bạn just KNOW his fangirls are gonna tham gia your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give bạn an advantage!!!!!!! bạn can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF bạn WANT!!!!!!!!!
And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!
Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.
A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, bạn can't lose!!!!!!!
2. bạn just KNOW his fangirls are gonna tham gia your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give bạn an advantage!!!!!!! bạn can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF bạn WANT!!!!!!!!!
And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!
Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
Passion unsustainable
My tim, trái tim beats faster and faster whenever your
near,
Only to come to a cold stop when she passes by
My tears will go on forever
My smile isn’t real
And my tim, trái tim is chẻ, phân chia, split in two
Every thought I ever had about bạn are buzzing in my head
I pray one ngày i'll be under your arm
Holding your hand
kissing your lips
I hope one ngày bạn dry my tears
See right through my fake smile
And repair my broken heart
Hi I'm Chelsea I Was Born December 3 1996 in Dallas Texas I'm 14 Years Old!! Now I'm Living In Brazil!! ...... I'm Kinda Tall I Way 107 Pounds ......I'm White With Blond Hair Hazel Eyes ..... My yêu thích Tv Shows Are Wizards Of Waverly Place Drake&Josh Of Course My yêu thích Singers Are Justin Bieber Selena Gomez vịt đực, drake Bell!☆ ..... My yêu thích Songs Are Selena Gomez Round & Round Justin Bieber Baby vịt đực, drake chuông, bell Our tình yêu My khẩu hiệu I tình yêu Being Alive :☆ ....,More Just Message Me In My hộp thư đến Thanks Ooh Please Comment
1.NEVER right a poem about them at your birthday party in front of every one
2.dont cheat on them u will be sorry
3.be honest
4.right down the ngày u met dated and be came a thing to let him now u care
5.never act crazy (that mean no 50 cups of coffe)
6.spend time with him
bạn can trust me on this :)
7.he brakes up with u well i tryed mabey u dint follow my tips :3 cant help u there >:3
good luck bạn SAW NOTHING
NOTHING I TELL U >:3 NOTHING i have had lots of boyfriends my life i dumped them cuz there asses so i am taking my brake