1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.
2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
3. "For use on động vật only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
4. "For use bởi trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.
6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either bởi falling into the water hoặc while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
8. "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm bởi 15cm bởi 12cm.
9. "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
10. "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
11. "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
12. "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
13. "Twist hàng đầu, đầu trang off with hands. Throw hàng đầu, đầu trang away. Do not put hàng đầu, đầu trang in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
14. "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a sữa crate.
15. "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
16. "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of con chuột poison.
17. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- đã đăng on a Boeing 757.
18. "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
19. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
20. "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
21. "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
22. "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
23. "Do not drive car hoặc operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
24. "For indoor hoặc outdoor use only." -- On a string of giáng sinh lights.
25. "Wearing of this quần áo, may mặc does not enable bạn to fly." -- On a child sized Siêu nhân costume.
26. "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
27. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
28. "Warning: do not use if bạn have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
29. "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a siêu thị món tráng miệng box.
30. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a siêu thị món tráng miệng box.
2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
3. "For use on động vật only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
4. "For use bởi trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.
6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either bởi falling into the water hoặc while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
8. "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm bởi 15cm bởi 12cm.
9. "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
10. "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
11. "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
12. "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
13. "Twist hàng đầu, đầu trang off with hands. Throw hàng đầu, đầu trang away. Do not put hàng đầu, đầu trang in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
14. "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a sữa crate.
15. "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
16. "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of con chuột poison.
17. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- đã đăng on a Boeing 757.
18. "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
19. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
20. "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
21. "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
22. "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
23. "Do not drive car hoặc operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
24. "For indoor hoặc outdoor use only." -- On a string of giáng sinh lights.
25. "Wearing of this quần áo, may mặc does not enable bạn to fly." -- On a child sized Siêu nhân costume.
26. "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
27. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
28. "Warning: do not use if bạn have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
29. "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a siêu thị món tráng miệng box.
30. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a siêu thị món tráng miệng box.
1.I got stabbed bởi a freaking spoon!
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I cú đấm boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the đậu phụng, đậu phộng butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet bạn Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy chịu, gấu is staring at me.
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I cú đấm boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the đậu phụng, đậu phộng butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet bạn Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy chịu, gấu is staring at me.
Tonight bạn go on a murder spree.
It happens every week.
I'm hoping that bạn won't kill me.
bạn buy weapons and guns.
bạn are certainly hooked.
bạn go crazy when your victim runs.
Once the Bones are torn.
bạn cannot turn back.
I hate to say a war is born.
bạn may think it's a-thrilling,
To end so many lives.
But bạn should not go a-killing.
bạn like it when your victims go jumping,
They give out loud hollers.
But you'll soon come to nothing.
Your stopping people from eating,
This trouble needs to stop.
No thêm talking, no thêm beating.
I know this will not cease,
It has been a năm now,
bạn have become a beast.
My friend, my friend.
It happens every week.
I'm hoping that bạn won't kill me.
bạn buy weapons and guns.
bạn are certainly hooked.
bạn go crazy when your victim runs.
Once the Bones are torn.
bạn cannot turn back.
I hate to say a war is born.
bạn may think it's a-thrilling,
To end so many lives.
But bạn should not go a-killing.
bạn like it when your victims go jumping,
They give out loud hollers.
But you'll soon come to nothing.
Your stopping people from eating,
This trouble needs to stop.
No thêm talking, no thêm beating.
I know this will not cease,
It has been a năm now,
bạn have become a beast.
My friend, my friend.
here u go
1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the cửa hàng has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the cửa hàng
if bạn have done one hoặc thêm of these tips bạn should have benn ngôi vua, ngai vàng out
have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the cửa hàng has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the cửa hàng
if bạn have done one hoặc thêm of these tips bạn should have benn ngôi vua, ngai vàng out
have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
