What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The tiếp theo time bạn and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a phiếu bầu to see which of bạn successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with bạn - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever bạn have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If bạn were really looking for an honest answer, bạn wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The tiếp theo time bạn make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused bởi rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do bạn and your Những người bạn keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if bạn look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' yêu thích outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If bạn must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then bạn never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know bạn can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises hoặc promotions were gained bởi arm wrestling the boss.
If bạn don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The tiếp theo time bạn and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a phiếu bầu to see which of bạn successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with bạn - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever bạn have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If bạn were really looking for an honest answer, bạn wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The tiếp theo time bạn make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused bởi rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do bạn and your Những người bạn keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if bạn look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' yêu thích outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If bạn must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then bạn never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know bạn can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises hoặc promotions were gained bởi arm wrestling the boss.
If bạn don't read this, someone else wil
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do bạn want?" "I'm calling to báo cáo my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank bạn very much for the call, sir." The tiếp theo day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your đọc my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even đọc this.
4. bạn didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did bạn notice I skipped number three.
7. bạn don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that bạn silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then bạn realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But bạn remember that a fact is something that can be proven right hoặc wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. bạn wish bạn never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch bạn with the missing number this time. hoặc did I?
14. bạn wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind đọc powers amaze you.
16. bạn totally forgot I was only supposed to tell bạn ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even đọc this.
4. bạn didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did bạn notice I skipped number three.
7. bạn don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that bạn silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then bạn realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But bạn remember that a fact is something that can be proven right hoặc wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. bạn wish bạn never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch bạn with the missing number this time. hoặc did I?
14. bạn wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind đọc powers amaze you.
16. bạn totally forgot I was only supposed to tell bạn ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children hát in a row, then bạn sneeze and bạn fall down. Did bạn ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - bạn used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how bạn knew bạn had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - bạn know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children hát in a row, then bạn sneeze and bạn fall down. Did bạn ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - bạn used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how bạn knew bạn had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - bạn know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
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