New Era : Reborn Episode 7 - My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony - Friendship is Magic - fanpop

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Dan - Situation.
Watermark - Enemies coming close to Canterlot, code RED I repeat code RED.
Celestia - ...
Twilight - ...
Dan - Copy that. Anything new on Chechenkov?
CIA - Negative.
MI5 - We may have something.
Dan - Listening.
MI5 - Some stalion called Al'Hakuim - leader of militia in Somalia. But we need someone who knows the place well.
Dan - I know a man. Well an Mare. She were undercover in Somalia. He name is Jade. One of my old squadron member.
- - - - -
15th May
giờ 1205
Location : Somalia - Africa.
Operation Codename : "Guerrilla Warfare"

Militia - On the ground scum!
Hardscope - *gets on ground*
Alex - *in radio* Hardscope is compromised!
Jade - *breaks doors and stabs the Militia* bạn Okay?
Hardscope - Yeah thanks.
Hooffman - Alright guys meet in front of his hiding place.
Hardscope - Let's go *grabs his MP-5*
Jade - *leans to tường and goes on hàng đầu, đầu trang of house* I'll be waiting! Don't die! *parlour away*
Hardscope - Wait-! Fuck... *goes downstairs*
Militia - *speaks with friend*
Hardscope - *enters alley*
Militia - *open doors in front of him*
Hardscope - *jumps on the militia and stabs him*
Hooffman - All here? Good. Let's di chuyển in - on 3. 1. 2-
*doors explode and shattered wood gets stuck in Hardscope as he tells on the ground*
Blaze - Hardscope!
Alex - My friend! *rushes to Hardscope*
Hooffman - *shoots upcoming Militia*
Jade - *throws flashbang*
Al'Hakuim - Hahaha! *shoots himself*
Ghost - They Are around us!
Jade - There is no escape...
Yuri - I'll make one! *sends rockets and destroy house*
Dimitri - Get into the heli!
Alex - *picks up Hardscope*
Hardscope - Gi...ve.... Me... Weapon.
Alex - *gives him handgun*
Hooffman - Come on!
Alex - I got bạn buddy a little more. Sir!
Hooffman - *tries to pull him up*
Sniper - *shoots Hooffman in the body 4 times*
Blaze - Dragunov!
Dimitri - We gotta go! *pulls up*
Ghost - Hooffman!!!
Hooffman - *falls out of heli motionless*
Ghost - Hooffmaaaan!
*heli leaves*
Ghost - We could take him with us!
Dimitri - He is dead meat and the sand Strom is coming to us!
Hardscope - ...
Blaze - ...
Alex - ...
Ghost - ... Damn it! *kicks Miniguns on side* Fuck Fuck Fuck!
Yuri - This is Fireteam Reaper. Captain Hooffman is KIA.
Shadow - Copy that Reapers.

To Be.... Continued.

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Seanthehedgehog This is good Dan.

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Dan Rants. Episode 2 : The Troll Drama, Stupidity overload and some anime.

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Greetings Lads and before I go further into topics I may say that my inactivity was made because of my moving from Poland to United Kingdom. I possibly will di chuyển thêm because of my not typical work. May di chuyển soon to Canada honestly and then USA and back to Poland. But enough about that lets get going with topics!

::/ The fanpop Troll Drama.

They say don't feed the Troll, but it is not easy. May we say that is greatly hard. But why not Troll the Troll. The way I do it is just stupidly answer to they attempts. It is actually funny and cringy of what is happening here. But enough about this Stupidity...

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the My Little ngựa con, ngựa, ngựa con, ngựa, pony main character countdown results

posted by Windrises

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a animated tv series. The hiển thị has 7 main characters. Six of them are female ponies and one of them is a male dragon.

here are the results:

7. Pinkie Pie

It appears people (including me) have Mất tích their tình yêu for the comedy relief pony.

6. Spike

Although he does have several những người hâm mộ his người hâm mộ base hardly even compares to the popularity of the rest.

5. rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack

She's generally respected and admired for her honesty and working hard.

4. cầu vồng Dash

Considered to be great for her coolness.

3. Rarity

Considered to be funny.

2. Fluttershy

Beloved bởi the người hâm mộ base for being adorable.

1. Twilight Sparkle

Usually not the người hâm mộ favorite, but she won this time.

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The hàng đầu, đầu trang greatest MLP fanfics I ever read, are also the most heartbreaking ones

posted by Canada24

#1: ROCKET TO INSANITY (long verison):
Dash is traumatized bởi these constant dreams of Pinkie killing her in the events of Cupcakes.
But her refusal to talk about causes her to lose control of what's real and what's fake.
One ngày Pinkie offers her cupcakes, unaware of the horrifying dreams, and Dash. Believing this to be another nightmare murders Pinkie.
The level of remorse and trama causes the remainder of Dash's sanity to fall and she soon turns into a full out killer.
Kills most of the main six.
And it could of been prevented if she opened up a bit more.
Sad..

#2: TOO LATE:
Dash fails to save...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 102 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Eggman was in Mobius when he heard about one of his barracks being destroyed bởi Sean and cầu vồng Dash.

Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance.
Nazi: What do bạn want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. bạn are our leader.
Eggman: I want bạn to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, hoặc just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do bạn want us to do?
Eggman: Make thêm tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 99 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 3, 1960
Location: Hitchcock, Saskatchewan
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Canadian Pacific

For a few days now, Metal Gloss has been working on the Canadian Pacific. She was having fun driving steam trains with Dike, and Highball.

Metal Gloss: *Stops the train in the yards*
Dike: *Blows the whistle for two seconds*
Highball: We've been working together really well.
Metal Gloss: I know. I tình yêu it.
Douglas: *Arrives* Metal Gloss, how are things going?
Metal Gloss: Wonderful. I also wanted to thank bạn for letting me live with you.
Douglas: My pleasure.
Dike: Why can't she sleep with one of...

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i have returned with pictures of ngựa

added by horsesmaybeidk

Source: dennybutt

On The Block Episode 24 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game hiển thị wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay....

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.

Twilight Sparkle: bạn know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?

Later in cầu vồng Dash's cloudhouse.

Sean: Why don't bạn just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? bạn didn't really have to carry me....

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Awesome ngựa con, ngựa, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, deviantart

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Saten twist season 2 episode 3... Part 5

posted by Canada24

LATER:

Airbourne: And that's why bạn should let my client go..

Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all bạn did was hiển thị up, sit down, and say "that's why bạn should let him go"..

Airbourne: ...... I'll give bạn twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).

LATER AGAIN:

Master Sword: See, told bạn my friend will get us out.

Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..

Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy

Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?

Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-

Saten: (punches Sword in the face).

Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!

That's all I got, so end of episode.

CHiPs Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Arthur Grossman

At Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters, an officer named Arthur Grossman was hiển thị everypony a new watch he bought.

Arthur: I got a coupon that allowed me to get 30% off. This watch is made out of 24 karat gold.
CHP Ponies: Whoa. Cool.
Jon: Where did bạn get a watch like that?
Arthur: At this store across the đường phố, street from the train station. I tình yêu this thing.
Frank: bạn better be careful out there on your motorcycle. We wouldn't want to see bạn hitting the pavement, and ruining that lovely watch.
Arthur: I'll be fine.
Sargent Getraer: *Arrives* Okay everypony, sit down, and be quiet.

When...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2.. PART 1

posted by Canada24

Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one thêm time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' thêm to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be thêm to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And cầu vồng Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...

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Don't Eat bánh nướng nhỏ On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rainbow Dash's car

Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with cầu vồng Dash, and we were going to di chuyển into a very nice house bởi a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the thân cây of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What bạn really want...

Saten Twist Adventures: Season 2 episode 1... PART 3

posted by Canada24

(Not much, but just a small something to keep bạn guys knowing I haven't forgotten the story)

Saten returned into the barn.

Rarity was still inside as well.

"Well.. Were bạn successful? Is he gonna stop flirting with AppleJack" Rarity asked anxiously.

"Not yet.. But don't worry, I'm ending this wait here and now" Saten đã đưa ý kiến from off view.

"Oh. That's good to hear- wait, IS THAT A CROSSBOW!?" Rarity cried, her beautiful eyes widening in shock.

Sure enough, Saten was holding a sport crossbow, and đang tải it with a real Mũi tên xanh and đã đưa ý kiến "Yep.. Ending it here and now" Saten đã đưa ý kiến and pointed the crossbow...

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Shining Armor)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 8: Hawkeye

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #57* in the Canterlot area*

Shining Armor: *Walks up to me* Good morning, Nick.

Me: Hello Shining Armor, how are you?

Shining Armor: I’m doing good. Say, can I ask bạn something?

Me: Sure. What is it?

Shining Armor: The archery contest is coming soon, and the kids want me to dress up as a superhero that uses arrows. Do bạn know one I could use?

Me: Well, the best one I can think of is Hawkeye.

Shining Armor: Hawkeye?

Me: Hawkeye, aka Clint Barton, is a master of archery who joined the Circus as a child. He was mentored bởi Jacques Duquesne, aka The...

Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Sweetie Belle)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 8: Ms. Marvel / Captain Marvel

Me: *Reading Ms. Marvel #1* near the boutique*

Sweetie Belle: *Sees me and runs up to me* Hello Nick!

Me: Hello Sweetie Belle!

Sweetie Belle: *Looks at his comic* Who's that? She looks cool!

Me: Oh, her name is Ms. Marvel.

Sweetie Belle: Ms. Marvel?

Me: Ms. Marvel, aka Carol Danvers, is one of the must important super-heroines in Marvel history. She was được trao powers because she looked up to Captain Mar-Vell, and wanted to be equal with him

Sweetie Belle: Why did she want to be equal and not superior?

Me: Well, Ms. Marvel was created during the 60's, when second-wave...

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Pinkie Pie)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 6: Wolverine

Me: *Reading The Incredible Hulk #181 near a bakery*

Pinkie Pie: *Bounces up to me* Guten tag, Nick!

Me: Hello Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: *Notices the comic I am reading* Ooooh who's that yellow and blue guy?

Me: Oh, that's Wolverine.

Pinkie Pie: Wolverine? He sounds like fun!

Me: Well, he is the best at what he does. Wolverine, aka Logan, used to an agent for Canada, but later joined the X-Men. He has a healing factor, Adamantium-covered bone claws, and heightened senses.

Pinkie Pie: He sounds like he is best at what he does!

Me: He joined the X-Men in Giant Sized X-Men #1*, which...

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Fluttershy)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 3: The Incredible Hulk

Me: *Walking down the street, holding a copy of The Incredible Hulk #1*, and then notices Angel Bunny running from Fluttershy, and I catch him*

Fluttershy: *Reaches me* Thank you...

Me: *Hands Angel Bunny back to her* Welcome.

Fluttershy: *Sees the comic I'm holding* Who's that?

Me: *Shows her the comic* It's the Hulk.

Fluttershy: Who is the Hulk?

Me: The Hulk is the một giây form of Bruce Banner, when he saved a kid named Rick Jones, who had wandered onto the test field of a Gamma cá đuối, ray bomb, turning Bruce Banner into the Hulk.

Fluttershy: Wow! Poor guy...but why is he called...

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring cầu vồng Dash)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 2: Iron Man

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #39* on a bench in Cloudsdale*

Rainbow Dash: *Sits tiếp theo to me* What are bạn reading? A comic book? Those are sooooo boring!

Me: Why do bạn say that?

Rainbow Dash: The characters are boring and cheesy!

Me: Not all of them. What about Iron Man?

Rainbow Dash: *Looks confused* Iron Man? Who's that?

Me: Iron Man, aka Tony Stark, is a billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist, and a superhero.

Rainbow Dash: He sounds cool...tell me more...

Me: Well, Tony Stark was kidnapped bởi Communists, and almost died bởi a piece of shrapnel. However, he survived by...