New Era : Reborn Episode 7 - My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony - Friendship is Magic - fanpop

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Dan - Situation.
Watermark - Enemies coming close to Canterlot, code RED I repeat code RED.
Celestia - ...
Twilight - ...
Dan - Copy that. Anything new on Chechenkov?
CIA - Negative.
MI5 - We may have something.
Dan - Listening.
MI5 - Some stalion called Al'Hakuim - leader of militia in Somalia. But we need someone who knows the place well.
Dan - I know a man. Well an Mare. She were undercover in Somalia. He name is Jade. One of my old squadron member.
- - - - -
15th May
giờ 1205
Location : Somalia - Africa.
Operation Codename : "Guerrilla Warfare"

Militia - On the ground scum!
Hardscope - *gets on ground*
Alex - *in radio* Hardscope is compromised!
Jade - *breaks doors and stabs the Militia* bạn Okay?
Hardscope - Yeah thanks.
Hooffman - Alright guys meet in front of his hiding place.
Hardscope - Let's go *grabs his MP-5*
Jade - *leans to tường and goes on hàng đầu, đầu trang of house* I'll be waiting! Don't die! *parlour away*
Hardscope - Wait-! Fuck... *goes downstairs*
Militia - *speaks with friend*
Hardscope - *enters alley*
Militia - *open doors in front of him*
Hardscope - *jumps on the militia and stabs him*
Hooffman - All here? Good. Let's di chuyển in - on 3. 1. 2-
*doors explode and shattered wood gets stuck in Hardscope as he tells on the ground*
Blaze - Hardscope!
Alex - My friend! *rushes to Hardscope*
Hooffman - *shoots upcoming Militia*
Jade - *throws flashbang*
Al'Hakuim - Hahaha! *shoots himself*
Ghost - They Are around us!
Jade - There is no escape...
Yuri - I'll make one! *sends rockets and destroy house*
Dimitri - Get into the heli!
Alex - *picks up Hardscope*
Hardscope - Gi...ve.... Me... Weapon.
Alex - *gives him handgun*
Hooffman - Come on!
Alex - I got bạn buddy a little more. Sir!
Hooffman - *tries to pull him up*
Sniper - *shoots Hooffman in the body 4 times*
Blaze - Dragunov!
Dimitri - We gotta go! *pulls up*
Ghost - Hooffman!!!
Hooffman - *falls out of heli motionless*
Ghost - Hooffmaaaan!
*heli leaves*
Ghost - We could take him with us!
Dimitri - He is dead meat and the sand Strom is coming to us!
Hardscope - ...
Blaze - ...
Alex - ...
Ghost - ... Damn it! *kicks Miniguns on side* Fuck Fuck Fuck!
Yuri - This is Fireteam Reaper. Captain Hooffman is KIA.
Shadow - Copy that Reapers.

To Be.... Continued.

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Twilight Sparkle)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 1: Captain America

Me: *Reading Captain America Comics #1* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Twilight Sparkle: *Approaches me* Hello!

Me: *Sees her and smiles* Hello Twilight Sparkle.

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at the comic I am reading* Captain America? Who is that?

Me: bạn don't know who Captain America is?

Twilight Sparkle: Nope.

Me: Well...Captain America is a super-solider created during World War II to fight the Nazis.

Twilight Sparkle: He sounds interesting. Can bạn tell me thêm about him?

Me: Of course! His real name is Steve Rogers. He was born on July 4th, 1918 in New York City. He was born...

My review: Cheerliee the Jigsaw wannabe..

posted by Canada24

Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.

It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.

Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).

But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw phim chiếu rạp (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).

She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her thêm like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.

Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.

Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.

And stay tuned for thêm of my latest story..

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On The Block Episode 11 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: xin chào everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are bạn doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would bạn tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the...

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papillon Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The warden of the prison camp on Devil's Island.

Previously, papillon fought another prisoner who was attempting to attack Louis. When the fight ended, papillon spent twelve hours laying on a floor near the engine room. All four of his hooves were cuffed, and chained together, and he was on his stomach. At least he was still able to have his bread, and water.

By the time the guards set him free, the thuyền got close to Devil's Island, the new prison camp that Papillon, and the other prisoners would go to.

Frank: There it is.
Johnny: Devil's Island.
Papillon: Is there anyway to escape?
Louis: Not that I know of.
Frank: There is a way to escape,...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
Tom: thêm ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands tiếp theo to...

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On The Block Episode 6 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We return to the block with Master Sword, and Saten Twist walking down the street.

Master Sword: bạn told me never to go to your Celebrity Jeopardy games again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: As long as bạn don't play as the person that created you, bạn can stay there.
Master Sword: What's wrong with Windwakerguy430? He's awesome.
Saten Twist: Okay, his real name is Nick Craig, so shut up.
Master Sword: Do bạn want me to stop talking?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Stops walking* Wait a minute.
Master Sword: *Stops*
Saten Twist: This is where Tom, and Annie got attacked bởi that Warner Brothers...

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On The Block Episode 5 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Những người bạn live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV hiển thị they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that...

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On The Block Episode 3 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic cầu vồng as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia: *Sitting at her bàn in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that bạn enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform you...

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The Legend of Pleiades Stardust

posted by purrloinedlove

Pleiades wakes up to a thunderstorm and her friend Moonbow and her little brother Midnight Dream thuyền (preferring Bart for obvious reasons) stop by. "Look Pleiades! I can do this!" He casts a spell he learned in Basic Magic class. "Whoa Bart. I can't even do that." "You're a pegasus silly!" "Yes I am and I'm proud of it." "Quincy is stopping bởi soon. Bart want to make breakfast with us? We're doing lò nướng bánh, máy nướng bánh mỳ bánh quế, bánh kem sữa waffle and applesos." (It's not "sauce" people.) Pleiades brings out the waffles, the syrup, the marmalade, and the butter. "Pleiades is the applesos cold?" "Yaas sir ma'am sir." Moonbow...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Max (At the time I created him, I had no clue he was an alicorn. Don't hate me.)

In the trước đó part of this episode of The History Of Equestria, we saw the Union Pacific take the rau xà lách, salad Bowl Express from San Franciscolt. Now, it has arrived in Chicagoat, and CSX will take over from here.

Max: I'm gonna drive the train the rest of the way. How was bạn trip so far?
Camera Pony: Excellent.
Max: Well good. Let's get into the locomotives.

Once they get into the engines, the train leaves Chicagoat. Then, it takes eight hours to get into Manehattan, as the train follows the Hudson River Line.

Applejack: *Inside her barn* Whoa whoa whoa, that's the same place that we were talking...

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Saten Twist Adeventures 6... PART 2

posted by Canada24

Still a spoof of Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils.
......................................................................................................

SweetieBelle stormed trang chủ and started confronting her sister.
Rarity: Honey. If this is one of those emotional talks about bạn wetting the bed, I really don't wanna hear about i-
SweetieBelle: *angrily* That's not what this is Rarity!.. It's about about those stupid dresses!
Rarity: Oh.. Were they hated? Cause I make new ones.
SweetieBelle: No! They were perfect! TOO perfect!.. Nobody watched it for anything else! Only the outfits!
Rarity: I.. I don't...

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Just Be Me Episode 1 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After cầu vồng Dash, Applejack, and Rarity fought each other, they went back to Celestia's castle.

Celestia: What happened?
Lord Burlington: Where did bạn three go?
Rainbow Dash: Rarity kidnapped us for no reason.
Rarity: My reason, was because bạn were talking about me behind my back.
Applejack: That's a dumb reason.
Lord Burlington: I agree with the trái cam, màu da cam one.
Rarity: Why? Doesn't anyone agree with me?
Applejack: bạn planned on doing something horrible to Silver.
Lord Burlington: What did she have planned?
Rarity: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: Oh bạn had something planned alright. What was it?
Rarity:...

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The Adventures Of cầu vồng Dash Episode 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of cầu vồng Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, cầu vồng Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 8

The Magic hiển thị

One day, cầu vồng Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.

Rainbow Dash: *Sits at a bàn with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied bởi chains.

What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 51 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 51

Frenchies Do Not Like Pizza

August 13, 1956

Night time is very peaceful in Cheyenne. Many stars can be seen in the sky, and most of the time, the only thing bạn can hear, are some of the trains going through town.

Song: link...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 50 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Episode 50

Nicole's Mistake

August 21, 1955

Nicole has gone through many exciting adventures in her life when she used to work on the Northern Pacific. She was telling...

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The một giây Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The game ended with the Giants winning 12 to 11. Jerry, and Howard left leaving Bob with Emily.

Emily: I did not like how tonight ended.
Bob: Well, it's not my fault that Howard is clumsy.
Emily: That's not the point Bob. bạn should have had Jerry hiển thị up at another time, and tell me about it a few days before his arrival.
Bob: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Are we still going out to bữa tối, bữa ăn tối tomorrow night?
Emily: Ugh. *Goes to bed*
Bob: I'll take that as a yes then.

Next morning at Bob's work place, he was talking to two ponies that had a problem with their wives.

Bob: Alright Richard, and Al....

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The History Of Equestria: Musicians Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Equestria, have bạn ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, bạn are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, hoặc evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 1: Musicians

Many ponies enjoy music. It provides a way to relieve yourself of any stress, hoặc to enjoy when you're having a simple car ride. Back then, the first ponies that invented music, did so only hundreds of years ago. Many ponies can't agree on who the first musician was, but the các câu trả lời can prove to be interesting.

Octavia: I think the first pony...

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.

Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do bạn have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine súng that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when bạn take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh...