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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia were at briefing.

Captain Jefferson: Okay everypony, yesterday, Tim, and Julia chased a ngựa con, ngựa, pony that lấy trộm, đánh cắp a muscle car. Sadly, they were not successful in stopping the suspect.
Tim: He was too fast for us Captain. That thing was fast.
Julia: Although it's hàng đầu, đầu trang speed was lower than ours, it's acceleration was much better.
Captain Jefferson: He could be back, moving onto better cars. The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.
Toby: Do we have an ID on the suspect?
Captain Jefferson: The police in Ponyville think his name is Richard Rockford. Now, I have a special guest visiting us from the Neigh Jersey State Troopers. Please welcome, kẹo Sunshine.
Candy: *Walks into the room with a smile on her face*
Police Ponies: Hello Miss. Sunshine.
Candy: Hi, my name is Candy, and I'll be visiting for a week.
Tim: A state trooper visiting us?
Toby: That's bad news.
Candy: I know bạn probably think that I'm like most State Troopers, but I am not. I'm even thinking of transferring to the Canterlot Highway Patrol. Any các câu hỏi before we go out on duty?
Red: *Raises her hoof*
Candy: Yes?
Red: How long have bạn been a State Trooper?
Candy: For a month. It's not what I expected. Most of the officers there don't respect any of the citizens.
Toby: *Raising his hoof*
Candy: Yes?
Toby: What are bạn going to do while bạn visit us?
Candy: Either ride in a police car with one of you, hoặc go solo in my own car.
Captain Jefferson: You're sure you're comfortable with that?
Candy: Yes. My Sargent gave me permission to go alone.
Captain Jefferson: All right. If it's okay with your Sargent, then it's okay with me.
Tim: *Raising his hoof*
Candy: Yes?
Tim: If bạn did decide to ride with someone, and not go alone, who would bạn go with?
Candy: You.
Tim: Me? But I already have a partner.
Captain Jefferson: Julia, would bạn be okay going bởi yourself while Tim works with Candy?
Julia: Yes sir.
Captain Jefferson: Then it's settled. Okay everypony, get out there, and keep up the good work.
Police Ponies: *Leaving*

Out on the street, Tim, and kẹo were in a Nissan Skyline police car.

Candy: These cars are pretty old.
Tim: That's right. We're replacing them with BMW M4's.
Candy: Why do bạn have sports cars as police cars?
Tim: For interception. Their light weight, and powerful engines make them go fast. Do bạn know what the hàng đầu, đầu trang speed of our M4's are?
Candy: Uh, no.
Tim: 265. Can your police cars do that?
Candy: No. They can't even hit 200.
Tim: The speed, hoặc the car?
Candy: *Laughing* I'm glad I chose bạn as my partner. I like you.
Tim: I like bạn too. I hope this week never ends.

2 B Continued
 The Nissan Skyline police car
The Nissan Skyline police car
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was watching thêm television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still hiển thị that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like...
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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that bánh nướng nhỏ was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: bánh nướng nhỏ COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope bạn enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if bạn didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI ngựa con, ngựa, pony who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed bởi that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground bởi Saten...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic cầu vồng as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating giáng sinh at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do bạn like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at...
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posted by alexischaos2004
NOTE: No, there won't be any alicorn transformations hoặc any alicorn characters in this fanfiction, just normal Equestrian stuff! Also, there is no demented, messed up content in this fanfic. Not Yaoi hoặc yuri. Not a creepypasta, either.

"Meet Fluttershy!"

Fluttershy paced through the sky, her cream colored wings flapping rapidly. She flew over the bustling streets of PonyVille, enjoying her flight. Fluttershy never flapped her wings this fast, but she still never gained confidence in challenging cầu vồng Dash to a race. She has also changed just a bit, she no longer has fears over pointless occasions....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Những người bạn live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad ngày for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To hiển thị bạn what we're talking about, let me hiển thị bạn four pictures.

Look at the four bottom pictures.

Master Sword: Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
FlashLight ShipFic.
After Twilight received her tiêu đề as "Princess of Friendship", some thoughts were roaming through her mind, "When will I be able to travel to other places apart from Equestria, Will I have to leave my Những người bạn to rule my kingdom, and this one thought that kept coming through her mind. "Will I have a prince to fall in tình yêu with?" she thought.
A Couple of weeks had passed since those thoughts. The royal alicorn was busying organizing some sách in her new huge thư viện in the castle. "Spike!" the purple alicorn called out. "Where is that book on historical events of the royal...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was told about what happened on the Southern Pacific, and decided to give Renee another chance.

Renee: *Enters Pete's office*
Pete: I've got a freight train that needs to go north into Laramie. Do bạn think bạn have what it takes to drive it?
Renee: Yeah.
Pete: Okay. Your engines were destroyed in that explosion back at Ogden, so you're gonna use engine 844. Nemo, and Metal Gloss will help bạn find it.
Renee: Thank you.

Renee entered the servicing facility where she saw Metal Gloss, and Nemo.

Renee: Pete...
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YTP is short for Youtube poop. I have no idea why it's called that, so don't ask me.
video
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magic
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cầu vồng dash
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my little ngựa con, ngựa, pony
My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic
 Searin' (Blazin's mom, tiếp theo to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!
Searin' (Blazin's mom, next to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!
As of now, Blazin's parent's are at the hospital waiting for the con voi con to arrive. Blazin' is sitting at home, accompanied bởi Celestia, because Luna was asleep during the day. It was a long wait, and he was getting nervous.

Celestia: Please relax, everything will be fine. Your sister will be here soon, I'm sure of it.

Blazin': I know, but waiting is just making me thêm nervous....

The mane six were in a corner of his living room, staring at him like he was hyped on sugar.

Rarity: This is bởi far the scariest I've seen him so far. He's not even doing anything, but still...

Blazin' suddenly looks at...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
And now, it's time for fanmail from your yêu thích six ponies, the mane 6!

Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, bởi giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think bạn sound great with your new voice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Let's start with the fanmail, shall we?

Heartsong, and Annie start bringing them notes.

Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one...
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In the trước đó part of this story, we saw a few ponies working on a railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that carries a lot of ponies to hundreds of cities all around Equestria. Now, there's another railroad bạn get to read about called The Union Pacific. Though it doesn't serve all three of the regions in Equestria, the Union Pacific is the largest railway in all of Equestria. Freight trains go to many of the hundreds of cities in the midwest, hoặc western region.

Applejack: That was the railway with the big boys we were talking about earlier.
Interviewer: Yeah.
Applejack: Then I ain't...
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added by SteamPunkOtaku
One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian ngựa con, ngựa, pony 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for the season 6 highlights of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored bởi Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
My name is cây phong, maple Syrup.

I'm married to a stallion named Buttered Pancake, and our baby, Gummy chịu, gấu is just the cutest little filly bạn could ever see.

But this is how we met.


It was Nightmare Night. Because me and him met that night it was one of yêu thích Nightmare Nights of all time. Anyway, I was trick-or-treating with my old friends, thạch, sữa ong chúa hạt đậu, đậu and Gum Drop. We came to a house that was blue. Blue was my yêu thích color, so I asked thạch, sữa ong chúa and Gum if I could go in. "Why can't we go in?" thạch, sữa ong chúa asked. "'Cause yêu thích color houses are the best." I said, simply.

Maybe too much simply.

But, I was right....
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Rarity was about to hiển thị off her design, when Sweetie Belle ran in. Soon turning it into a chase seqence.


SweetieBelle: Here's the truth... I was upset at bạn for stealing the spotlight from me at the play, so I pulled out the center stitch to the nón, cái đầu, headpiece so it would fall apart.
Rarity: *angry* What!?
SweetieBelle: But then I realized I didn't want your future to be ruined forever and ever, so I came back to change it before it was too late! So... here it is. It's all fixed. Please forgive me.
Rarity: Forgive you!? How could I forgive yo-
Sweetie Belle: *puppy eyes*
Rarity: *sighs* finnnnne


THE END..

It was probably abit weird having Satan Twist himself, only two small appearances.
Hopefully the tiếp theo one, his first centre episode.