đít, mông, ass đít, mông, ass Inn
Starring cầu vồng Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic cầu vồng as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
A ngựa con, ngựa, pony arrived at the đít, mông, ass đít, mông, ass Inn with mail.
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one thêm letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There bạn are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if bạn don't ma******te in that video, I'll hiển thị everypony in here an embarrassing bức ảnh of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing bức ảnh is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: Good day. *Leaves*
Richard: bạn know, I could kill him for you.
Marisa: Nah, let me deal with him. *Opens letter* Dear Marisa, watch your back. We will be coming to kill you. Okay, who wrote this?
Lloyd: What are bạn talking about?
Marisa: Is this some kind of a prank?
Mercury: Are bạn accusing us of sending bạn that letter?
Marisa: No, I'm blaming the tooth fairy.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Well, if bạn want, we could protect bạn from whoever sent bạn that threatening letter.
Marisa: I don't feel threatened. I know bạn guys are doing this as a joke. Besides, last time I trusted bạn guys to protect me, I got raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't our fault some stallion was waiting for bạn in the bathroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: bạn could've gone in there with me.
Donovan: It was the mare's room! I'm not allowed to go in there.
Marisa: Then explain to me why that stallion who raped me got in there.
Donovan: That's a dumb question, it's a rapist!
Audience: *Laughing*
After work, Marisa walked to her car in the parking lot. Two stallions dressed in trench coats were waiting tiếp theo to a delivery van.
Marisa: *Walking across the parking lot*
Trench áo, áo khoác Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: *Takes cover* Well this could be worse
Flashback
Mercury: Happy birthday Marisa.
Marisa: *Sees her cake* I hate chocolate!
End flashback.
Marisa: Okay, maybe not.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: *Climbs over wall*
Trench áo, áo khoác ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: *Shoots wall, but misses Marisa*
Marisa: *Runs to another wall*
Trench áo, áo khoác Pony: *Shoots at Marisa, but misses*
Marisa: *Hiding*
Police Ponies: *Shooting at trench áo, áo khoác ponies*
Marisa: *Sees window, and climbs through it*
Trench áo, áo khoác ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: *Gets shot*
Marisa: *Sneaks into her car* Alright, where's the key that starts this thing? *Gets all of her keys*
Police Pony: *Gets shot bởi trench áo, áo khoác pony*
Marisa: *Looking through her keys* No, that's the key for the house, and this one is for my safe, and this one is for my car. Too bad it only unlocks the doors, even though it looks exactly like the one that goes into the ignition.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: It's worth a try. *Puts car key into ignition*
Trench áo, áo khoác Pony: *Sees Marisa in her car*
Marisa: *Drives away*
Trench áo, áo khoác Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: Guess Mercury, and his Những người bạn aren't doing this as a joke at all.
Mercury: *Appears out of nowhere* No kidding!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: bạn weren't here when I left the parking lot. How did bạn get into my car?
Mercury: bởi được ưa chuộng demand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Well, it's a good thing bạn did hiển thị up out of nowhere.
tiếp theo day.
Marisa: *Reading newspaper* Those ponies that tried to kill me got arrested yesterday.
Ranger: Good.
George: Why did they try to kill bạn anyway?
Marisa: I don't know. It's Los Angeles. Anything can happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: *Arrives* Since bạn have refused to ma******te in that video, I brought along that embarrassing bức ảnh I promised to bring in.
Marisa: bạn never promised.
Mail Pony: Not to you, but my boss made me promise to him that I'd hiển thị it around here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Kill him.
George: With pleasure. *Shoots mail pony*
Marisa: Life has it's ups, and downs. He just had a major down.
Audience: *Clapping*
Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.
Starring cầu vồng Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic cầu vồng as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
A ngựa con, ngựa, pony arrived at the đít, mông, ass đít, mông, ass Inn with mail.
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one thêm letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There bạn are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if bạn don't ma******te in that video, I'll hiển thị everypony in here an embarrassing bức ảnh of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing bức ảnh is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: Good day. *Leaves*
Richard: bạn know, I could kill him for you.
Marisa: Nah, let me deal with him. *Opens letter* Dear Marisa, watch your back. We will be coming to kill you. Okay, who wrote this?
Lloyd: What are bạn talking about?
Marisa: Is this some kind of a prank?
Mercury: Are bạn accusing us of sending bạn that letter?
Marisa: No, I'm blaming the tooth fairy.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Well, if bạn want, we could protect bạn from whoever sent bạn that threatening letter.
Marisa: I don't feel threatened. I know bạn guys are doing this as a joke. Besides, last time I trusted bạn guys to protect me, I got raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't our fault some stallion was waiting for bạn in the bathroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: bạn could've gone in there with me.
Donovan: It was the mare's room! I'm not allowed to go in there.
Marisa: Then explain to me why that stallion who raped me got in there.
Donovan: That's a dumb question, it's a rapist!
Audience: *Laughing*
After work, Marisa walked to her car in the parking lot. Two stallions dressed in trench coats were waiting tiếp theo to a delivery van.
Marisa: *Walking across the parking lot*
Trench áo, áo khoác Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: *Takes cover* Well this could be worse
Flashback
Mercury: Happy birthday Marisa.
Marisa: *Sees her cake* I hate chocolate!
End flashback.
Marisa: Okay, maybe not.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: *Climbs over wall*
Trench áo, áo khoác ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: *Shoots wall, but misses Marisa*
Marisa: *Runs to another wall*
Trench áo, áo khoác Pony: *Shoots at Marisa, but misses*
Marisa: *Hiding*
Police Ponies: *Shooting at trench áo, áo khoác ponies*
Marisa: *Sees window, and climbs through it*
Trench áo, áo khoác ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: *Gets shot*
Marisa: *Sneaks into her car* Alright, where's the key that starts this thing? *Gets all of her keys*
Police Pony: *Gets shot bởi trench áo, áo khoác pony*
Marisa: *Looking through her keys* No, that's the key for the house, and this one is for my safe, and this one is for my car. Too bad it only unlocks the doors, even though it looks exactly like the one that goes into the ignition.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: It's worth a try. *Puts car key into ignition*
Trench áo, áo khoác Pony: *Sees Marisa in her car*
Marisa: *Drives away*
Trench áo, áo khoác Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: Guess Mercury, and his Những người bạn aren't doing this as a joke at all.
Mercury: *Appears out of nowhere* No kidding!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: bạn weren't here when I left the parking lot. How did bạn get into my car?
Mercury: bởi được ưa chuộng demand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Well, it's a good thing bạn did hiển thị up out of nowhere.
tiếp theo day.
Marisa: *Reading newspaper* Those ponies that tried to kill me got arrested yesterday.
Ranger: Good.
George: Why did they try to kill bạn anyway?
Marisa: I don't know. It's Los Angeles. Anything can happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: *Arrives* Since bạn have refused to ma******te in that video, I brought along that embarrassing bức ảnh I promised to bring in.
Marisa: bạn never promised.
Mail Pony: Not to you, but my boss made me promise to him that I'd hiển thị it around here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Kill him.
George: With pleasure. *Shoots mail pony*
Marisa: Life has it's ups, and downs. He just had a major down.
Audience: *Clapping*
Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.
Anti-tank gun
The other changelings responded bởi signaling to the tank drivers to ngọn lửa, chữa cháy at Green Flame. all this noise caused Pin Tail to wake up and get the 2 troops up. They came to Flame's assistance while carrying their anti-tank artillery gun and set it into position. After a few rounds of their súng thần công, pháo the tanks & changelings in them were all destroyed in only a few minutes. "Was that the enemy?" Green Flame asked Pin Tail. "Not anymore" Tail smiled as he told his friend.
rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
cầu vồng dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.
Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
filly rarity: xin chào u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!
Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)
Discord: cầu vồng dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes cầu vồng a filly)
filly dash: xin chào u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks cầu vồng back)
Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!
to be continued.................
