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posted by Seanthehedgehog
đít, mông, ass đít, mông, ass Inn

Starring cầu vồng Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic cầu vồng as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

A ngựa con, ngựa, pony arrived at the đít, mông, ass đít, mông, ass Inn with mail.

Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one thêm letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There bạn are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if bạn don't ma******te in that video, I'll hiển thị everypony in here an embarrassing bức ảnh of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing bức ảnh is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: Good day. *Leaves*
Richard: bạn know, I could kill him for you.
Marisa: Nah, let me deal with him. *Opens letter* Dear Marisa, watch your back. We will be coming to kill you. Okay, who wrote this?
Lloyd: What are bạn talking about?
Marisa: Is this some kind of a prank?
Mercury: Are bạn accusing us of sending bạn that letter?
Marisa: No, I'm blaming the tooth fairy.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Well, if bạn want, we could protect bạn from whoever sent bạn that threatening letter.
Marisa: I don't feel threatened. I know bạn guys are doing this as a joke. Besides, last time I trusted bạn guys to protect me, I got raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't our fault some stallion was waiting for bạn in the bathroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: bạn could've gone in there with me.
Donovan: It was the mare's room! I'm not allowed to go in there.
Marisa: Then explain to me why that stallion who raped me got in there.
Donovan: That's a dumb question, it's a rapist!
Audience: *Laughing*

After work, Marisa walked to her car in the parking lot. Two stallions dressed in trench coats were waiting tiếp theo to a delivery van.

Marisa: *Walking across the parking lot*
Trench áo, áo khoác Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: *Takes cover* Well this could be worse

Flashback

Mercury: Happy birthday Marisa.
Marisa: *Sees her cake* I hate chocolate!

End flashback.

Marisa: Okay, maybe not.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: *Climbs over wall*
Trench áo, áo khoác ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: *Shoots wall, but misses Marisa*
Marisa: *Runs to another wall*
Trench áo, áo khoác Pony: *Shoots at Marisa, but misses*
Marisa: *Hiding*
Police Ponies: *Shooting at trench áo, áo khoác ponies*
Marisa: *Sees window, and climbs through it*
Trench áo, áo khoác ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: *Gets shot*
Marisa: *Sneaks into her car* Alright, where's the key that starts this thing? *Gets all of her keys*
Police Pony: *Gets shot bởi trench áo, áo khoác pony*
Marisa: *Looking through her keys* No, that's the key for the house, and this one is for my safe, and this one is for my car. Too bad it only unlocks the doors, even though it looks exactly like the one that goes into the ignition.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: It's worth a try. *Puts car key into ignition*
Trench áo, áo khoác Pony: *Sees Marisa in her car*
Marisa: *Drives away*
Trench áo, áo khoác Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: Guess Mercury, and his Những người bạn aren't doing this as a joke at all.
Mercury: *Appears out of nowhere* No kidding!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: bạn weren't here when I left the parking lot. How did bạn get into my car?
Mercury: bởi được ưa chuộng demand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Well, it's a good thing bạn did hiển thị up out of nowhere.

tiếp theo day.

Marisa: *Reading newspaper* Those ponies that tried to kill me got arrested yesterday.
Ranger: Good.
George: Why did they try to kill bạn anyway?
Marisa: I don't know. It's Los Angeles. Anything can happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: *Arrives* Since bạn have refused to ma******te in that video, I brought along that embarrassing bức ảnh I promised to bring in.
Marisa: bạn never promised.
Mail Pony: Not to you, but my boss made me promise to him that I'd hiển thị it around here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Kill him.
George: With pleasure. *Shoots mail pony*
Marisa: Life has it's ups, and downs. He just had a major down.
Audience: *Clapping*

Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google hình ảnh
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners... NOT ME
posted by Canada24
Two weeks after we last left off.

Today was the day, Ditto was suppose to come.

"I still can't believe we have to do this" Dash groaned, her nose still bandaged and she hovered over them.

"Hey, it's not our call, it's Celestia's" Twilight told the young Pegasus.

"Fine" Dash groaned.

"Lets just hope he dosen't try anything" She added.

Everyone agreed.

Eventually Celestia flew down in her carriage, carrying Ditto in it as well.

"Ahh, there bạn are" Twilight said.

Celestia noded and got out of the carriage, and took Ditto out of it also, who looked not at all pleased about being here.

Twilight and the others...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Ms. Bonjour were on hàng đầu, đầu trang of the train while Fenix was in his car calling the police.

Fenix: That's right. They're on hàng đầu, đầu trang of a train, and one of them is an agent of the C.I.E. Please, you've got to help him.
Police: Ok, we'll send some units to try, and stop whoever is killing your friend.

On the train.

Ms. Bonjour: *kicks Con*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Ms. Bonjour: Au Revoir Mr. Mane.
Con: *Climbs back on*
Ms. Bonjour: Grrr. *Hits Con*
Con: *Punches Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: *lays on roof*
Con: *Kicks Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: Signal!
Con: *gets hit bởi signal*
Ms. Bonjour: Hahahaha!
Con: *Falls...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... bạn was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your đít, mông, ass soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : bạn right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen bởi Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no bạn don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are bạn kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to di chuyển but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh bạn from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this ngựa con, ngựa, pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are bạn doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did bạn do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: bạn sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: bạn see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do bạn think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, bạn there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a báo cáo of a ngựa con, ngựa, pony trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the một giây story of Lọ lem II: Dreams Come True. I hope that bạn will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny ngày in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, hoặc just relaxing their ngày away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other thêm often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case bạn are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a đường phố, street to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a ngựa con, ngựa, pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the ngựa con, ngựa, pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the trái cam, màu da cam stallion asked. "Our tiếp theo target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are bạn waiting for? Stab me if bạn can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are bạn doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, bạn are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR Những người bạn but i forgive bạn now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed bạn to do bạn need any help dashy"
"ya can bạn um(looks aroud) can bạn clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back bạn must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE bạn SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are bạn okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do bạn have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do bạn need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he đã đưa ý kiến he was. Later, Score introduced her Những người bạn to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, nghề viết văn another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made bởi Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This hiển thị was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily