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posted by TotalDramaFan60
It was a bright ngày in Ponyville. Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, and their Những người bạn were having a picnic, when Spike came running with thousands of letters from Princess Celestia. "I got these about two giây ago!" He exclaimed, and dropped them in front of Twilight. Twilight took one, and two humans came out. Everypony screamed. "I like this màu hồng, hồng one!" đã đưa ý kiến the girl, walking up to Pinkie and stroking her mane. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?" Pinkie said. "My name's Mabel. This is my brother, Dipper." đã đưa ý kiến the girl. "Mabel, this place looks like it has thêm conspiracies than Gravity Falls!" Dipper exclaimed. Twilight started to take another letter, but cầu vồng Dash exclaimed, " Don't--" But it was too late. Twilight had opened another letter of which six humans came out. They all had very...Different hair. "Konichiwaa!" the blue haired girl said. "I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU!!!!!!!" Pinkie screamed. "Here, have these." Twilight said, putting translators around their necks. " My neck fells funny!" đã đưa ý kiến the blonde girl. "Get used to it..." đã đưa ý kiến the brunette, rolling her eyes. "So, what are your names?" Rarity asked. "I'm Miku, and this my boy--This is my friend Kaito. This is Rin & Len, they're twins. This is Meiko, she's a little violent, and Luka, one of my best friends." đã đưa ý kiến the blue haired girl.
Two letters later...
"So, we have...
Dipper, Mabel, Miku, Kaito, Rin, Len, Meiko, Luka, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Panty AND Stocking?" Twilight asked, "Oooh! And me! Pick me!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Yes, Pinkie. I know you're here." đã đưa ý kiến Twilight. "Good!" Pinkie replied. "And there was this dragon thing who says he was reformed but still hated something called the 'main six'?" Miku asked. "Now that ain't right." đã đưa ý kiến Applejack. Buttercup started to cú đấm the ground. Panty shot her in the butt. "No way, motherffffffff...bucker!" Panty said. "What?" đã đưa ý kiến Buttercup. Panty grabbed Buttercup and threw her to Stocking, who beat her up. Panty shot the ground a few times, and a hole appeared. "That's how the thiên thần do it."
đã đưa ý kiến Panty. "Yeah!" exclaimed Stocking. "But this is China. not Japan!" Miku said. "Japan, China. They both have pointy eyes and wear crazy makeup, right?" asked Panty as she jumped into the hole. "Bye, bit-Eh, I got nothin'." vớ, thả, còn hàng said, as she jumped down. "Hi, me!" Bubbles đã đưa ý kiến to Twilight. "What?" đã đưa ý kiến Twilight. *insert Tara Strong joke here* Bubbles grabbed Twilight's hoof, and pulled her down the hole. Buttercup and Blossom flew after them. cầu vồng and Flutters flew down. Rarity teleported, rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack slid, Pinkie Pie hopped, and the vocaloid sang as they dropped. China was on fire. "Oh crap." đã đưa ý kiến Twilight. "Oh crap indeed." Rarity said. "Ooooh! Disco!" Pinkie exclaimed. "That's no disco. It's a không gian station." đã đưa ý kiến Fluttershy. "Oh my gosh! bạn watch ngựa con, ngựa, pony Wars too?" cầu vồng Dash said. "Yes." Fluttershy said. "This is no time to discuss ngựa con, ngựa, pony Wars and discos! It is a time of panic, and finding Discord!" Everypony was chattering about how they thought it was Spike. "I thought it was a Ghost." Panty said. "Crap, we better get out of here if we wanna live!" Buttercup exclaimed "RUN!" Everypony said, and started running. "Oh crap. Slides?" Rarity said. "Just go!" cầu vồng Dash exclaimed, and pushed Rarity down the slide. Suddenly, the slide closed up. "Awwww CRAP!!!!!!" Panty yelled. vớ, thả, còn hàng facepalmed. After a while the hole opened up...But screams were heard. "Rarity!" EveryPONY exclaimed (Keep that in mind, pony) "Who cares about her? She was a snob." Panty said. vớ, thả, còn hàng nodded. "Uh...ERG! Just go!" Fluttershy said, and tossed everypony down the slide, followed bởi herself. When they got there, they saw Queen Chrysalis, and Rarity over boiling water. She had tape over her mouth, and was slowly being let down. "Friendship powers, activate! Shape of... UNICORN!" Twilight exclaimed *insert other Tara Strong joke here* Twilight jumped at the rope, yelling "MOVE THE POT!" to everypony else. Fluttershy and cầu vồng Dash flew up to the pot, and pushed it away as Twilight cut the rope Rarity was on. rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack ripped the tape hardly off of Rarity's mouth. "Heh...Always wanted to do that." she said. Then, Mabel, Dipper, Miku, Rin, Len, Kaito, Luka, Meiko, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Panty, and vớ, thả, còn hàng disappeared, and the ponies ended back up in Ponyville. "Ho. Ly. Crap." They said.
A few days passed, and Twilight, unaware of Big Mac's murderous rampage, knocked on his door.
Big Mac: (sharpening a machete on one of those wheel things, I don't know the name). (the chorus of Bottled Up Inside is heard playing, and he is seen wearing AppleJack's hat as if it was ALWAYS his).
Twi: (knocks louder)
Big Mac: (hears it this time, turns off the song and opens the door).. Hey. Hey. Twilight.. Looking hot.
Twi: I.. Don't know how to take that.
Big Mac: Why don't bạn come inside so I can rap- I mean, nice weature were having!?
Twi: Well.. Putting aside the creepy thing bạn just finished...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
đít, mông, ass đít, mông, ass Inn

Starring cầu vồng Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic cầu vồng as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

A ngựa con, ngựa, pony arrived at the đít, mông, ass đít, mông, ass Inn with mail.

Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one thêm letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
Tom: thêm ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands tiếp theo to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ryan went to Portland Oregon, the same place Jeff went to save Nicole. Ryan was driving only one engine, and he was not pulling any trains.

Ryan: This may look suspicious to those ponies on the Northern Pacific, so I'm gonna have to come up with something creative.
RP ngựa con, ngựa, pony 63: Sir, an engine is coming towards us.
RP ngựa con, ngựa, pony 39: *Lowers gate to stop Ryan*
Ryan: *Stops his train*
RP ngựa con, ngựa, pony 63: *Walks to the side of Ryan's engine, and looks at him in the cab* Who are you, and what are bạn doing here?
Ryan: I'm a ngựa con, ngựa, pony that was sent here to pick up some freight cars from your railway. Do bạn have any freight...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's car
Ice Cube's car
Previously, Con spotted Ice Cube, and Mary Sue driving away with Pinkie Pie. He has to stop them.

Con: *Gets in his car, and starts driving*
Ice Cube: *Turns left*
Con: *Sees Ice Cube, and starts following her*
Mary Sue: There's that spy again. He's driving a green Lambronyni.
Ice Cube: We'll lose him man. *Driving past cars*
Con: *Stops* Come on, get out of the way!
Ponies: *Moving their cars*
Con: *Drives forward*
Ice Cube: *Takes a right onto Columbus Avenue*
Con: *Follows Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Continues driving*
Mary Sue: *Looks back*
Con: *Getting closer*
Ice Cube: *Takes a left onto Union Street*...
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Twi: Saten Twist!? I thought I told bạn stay with Discord.
Saten: I was afried you'd get lost.. Besides. Discord's fine.
Twi: Fine.. But try to behave yourself.
Saten: Can do.
Twi: ... How's Derpy bởi the way.
Saten: Don't know.. Haven't seen her since the last time I was with Master Sword.


CUTAWAY, (my own verision of WORDS OF WIS-DUMB, hurt feelings.. There's part of two I felt would of liked even more, if it were this way):
Saten: *pulls over the bully to Derpy* Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That bạn so my lovely cousin a little repect....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 One of the new supply trucks for the Union Pacific
One of the new supply trucks for the Union Pacific
Pete was telling Mirage about his special job in his office.

Pete: We're suppose to get a new shipment of supply trucks. One of them just arrived, and I want bạn to drive it around, and check it out. Make sure it works up to our standards.
Mirage: Yes sir.
Pete: *Gives Mirage the keys to the truck* And be careful. bạn can drive the truck for as long as bạn want, but just bring it back here with no damage.
Mirage: Yes sir.

Meanwhile in Ogden Utah, Anthony, and Roger were having hard times working on their railway. Even though they were getting extra help from Duke, there was still to much work....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Joyreactor, My Little Randomness
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Mazda Friscero
Mazda Friscero
Jeff kept looking around Brooklyn, but then he found a yellow, and blue unicorn.

Jeff: Mazda Friscero at last.
Mazda: *Loads up sawed off shotguns* Don't worry. I'll make your death a quick one. *Shoots both shotguns at same time*
Jeff: *Creates shield to protect himself, and all the Nazis, Griffons, and Changelings*
Mazda: bạn have very powerful magic. bạn probably learned from Twilight, but that won't stop me from killing you!
Jeff: *About to shoot Mazda*
Mazda: *Shoots gun out of Jeff's hooves*
Jeff: No matter. I didn't need that anyway. We'll settle this stallion to stallion. *Uses magic to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Jeff got to Manehattan, a battle was going on right bởi the Manehattan Bridge.

Griffon 24: Don't let the Alliance vượt qua, cross this bridge.
Changeling 77: Copy that.
Jeff: *Grabs MG42, and a Kar98* How long has this battle been going on?
Juno: Seems like it's been going on for a while. Our army is preventing the ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance from crossing the Manehattan Bridge from Brooklyn.
Jeff: I'm going in. *Runs toward bridge*
PA ngựa con, ngựa, pony 75: There's too many of them!
PA ngựa con, ngựa, pony 35: Keep shooting. We'll get a tank over eventually.
Jeff: How many are out there?
Nazi 35: About twenty. They plan on getting a tank over...
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