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posted by TotalDramaFan60
It was a bright ngày in Ponyville. Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, and their Những người bạn were having a picnic, when Spike came running with thousands of letters from Princess Celestia. "I got these about two giây ago!" He exclaimed, and dropped them in front of Twilight. Twilight took one, and two humans came out. Everypony screamed. "I like this màu hồng, hồng one!" đã đưa ý kiến the girl, walking up to Pinkie and stroking her mane. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?" Pinkie said. "My name's Mabel. This is my brother, Dipper." đã đưa ý kiến the girl. "Mabel, this place looks like it has thêm conspiracies than Gravity Falls!" Dipper exclaimed. Twilight started to take another letter, but cầu vồng Dash exclaimed, " Don't--" But it was too late. Twilight had opened another letter of which six humans came out. They all had very...Different hair. "Konichiwaa!" the blue haired girl said. "I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU!!!!!!!" Pinkie screamed. "Here, have these." Twilight said, putting translators around their necks. " My neck fells funny!" đã đưa ý kiến the blonde girl. "Get used to it..." đã đưa ý kiến the brunette, rolling her eyes. "So, what are your names?" Rarity asked. "I'm Miku, and this my boy--This is my friend Kaito. This is Rin & Len, they're twins. This is Meiko, she's a little violent, and Luka, one of my best friends." đã đưa ý kiến the blue haired girl.
Two letters later...
"So, we have...
Dipper, Mabel, Miku, Kaito, Rin, Len, Meiko, Luka, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Panty AND Stocking?" Twilight asked, "Oooh! And me! Pick me!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Yes, Pinkie. I know you're here." đã đưa ý kiến Twilight. "Good!" Pinkie replied. "And there was this dragon thing who says he was reformed but still hated something called the 'main six'?" Miku asked. "Now that ain't right." đã đưa ý kiến Applejack. Buttercup started to cú đấm the ground. Panty shot her in the butt. "No way, motherffffffff...bucker!" Panty said. "What?" đã đưa ý kiến Buttercup. Panty grabbed Buttercup and threw her to Stocking, who beat her up. Panty shot the ground a few times, and a hole appeared. "That's how the thiên thần do it."
đã đưa ý kiến Panty. "Yeah!" exclaimed Stocking. "But this is China. not Japan!" Miku said. "Japan, China. They both have pointy eyes and wear crazy makeup, right?" asked Panty as she jumped into the hole. "Bye, bit-Eh, I got nothin'." vớ, thả, còn hàng said, as she jumped down. "Hi, me!" Bubbles đã đưa ý kiến to Twilight. "What?" đã đưa ý kiến Twilight. *insert Tara Strong joke here* Bubbles grabbed Twilight's hoof, and pulled her down the hole. Buttercup and Blossom flew after them. cầu vồng and Flutters flew down. Rarity teleported, rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack slid, Pinkie Pie hopped, and the vocaloid sang as they dropped. China was on fire. "Oh crap." đã đưa ý kiến Twilight. "Oh crap indeed." Rarity said. "Ooooh! Disco!" Pinkie exclaimed. "That's no disco. It's a không gian station." đã đưa ý kiến Fluttershy. "Oh my gosh! bạn watch ngựa con, ngựa, pony Wars too?" cầu vồng Dash said. "Yes." Fluttershy said. "This is no time to discuss ngựa con, ngựa, pony Wars and discos! It is a time of panic, and finding Discord!" Everypony was chattering about how they thought it was Spike. "I thought it was a Ghost." Panty said. "Crap, we better get out of here if we wanna live!" Buttercup exclaimed "RUN!" Everypony said, and started running. "Oh crap. Slides?" Rarity said. "Just go!" cầu vồng Dash exclaimed, and pushed Rarity down the slide. Suddenly, the slide closed up. "Awwww CRAP!!!!!!" Panty yelled. vớ, thả, còn hàng facepalmed. After a while the hole opened up...But screams were heard. "Rarity!" EveryPONY exclaimed (Keep that in mind, pony) "Who cares about her? She was a snob." Panty said. vớ, thả, còn hàng nodded. "Uh...ERG! Just go!" Fluttershy said, and tossed everypony down the slide, followed bởi herself. When they got there, they saw Queen Chrysalis, and Rarity over boiling water. She had tape over her mouth, and was slowly being let down. "Friendship powers, activate! Shape of... UNICORN!" Twilight exclaimed *insert other Tara Strong joke here* Twilight jumped at the rope, yelling "MOVE THE POT!" to everypony else. Fluttershy and cầu vồng Dash flew up to the pot, and pushed it away as Twilight cut the rope Rarity was on. rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack ripped the tape hardly off of Rarity's mouth. "Heh...Always wanted to do that." she said. Then, Mabel, Dipper, Miku, Rin, Len, Kaito, Luka, Meiko, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Panty, and vớ, thả, còn hàng disappeared, and the ponies ended back up in Ponyville. "Ho. Ly. Crap." They said.
posted by TimberHumphrey
one of the most infamous and hated episodes of the show.... and for good reason, too.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, bạn could xóa the episode from the tổng thể canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing thêm than a waste of time and space.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Saten drove a brand new Dodge Dart to the bar, with Brett riding shotgun.

Saten: Here we are. *Gets out, and walks to the bar*
Brett: *Follows Saten*
Tareq: *Sitting with Greg*
Saten: *Enters the bar* Fellas, our new ngựa con, ngựa, pony is here.
Brett: *Waves* Hello.
Ponies: Hi Brett.
Greg: Take a ghế, chỗ ngồi with us buddy.
Saten & Brett: *Sit tiếp theo to Greg*
Bartender: I'll get bạn your usual Saten, but what would bạn like Brett?
Brett: bạn got any soda? I'm not really into alcohol.
Bartender: How about a root beer? It's like regular beer, but better.
Brett: *Chuckles* One root bia then.
Bartender: I like your...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to the station at the end of the day.

Mercedes: *Passing Tim, and Julia on her way home* Hi Tim, Julia.
Tim: Hello Mercedes.
Julia: Have a good night.
Mercedes: I will, thanks.
Toby: *Walking towards them*
Tim: xin chào Toby.
Toby: Tim? Julia?
Julia: Yeah?
Toby: The Captain wants to see you.
Tim: What's it about?
Julia: We'll see.

When they saw Captain Jefferson in his office, he seemed unhappy.

Tim: *Closes the door* Everything okay Captain?
Captain Jefferson: It's in the middle today. I'm thinking about that one ngựa con, ngựa, pony who robbed the bank today. bạn đã đưa ý kiến bạn were going to find him, but...
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THE tiếp theo DAY:

CRYSYAL EMPIRE:

Saten: Me?

Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so bạn can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.

Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?

Twilight: (giggles) of coarse bạn can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.

Saten: Fine, fine.

Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and bạn two can head straight to Sunburst's!

Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!

Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.

Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!

Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Near Ponyville.

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Officer - Hail Captain Shadowknight of City-state of Canterlot!
Shadowknight - Good ngày Officer of West Kingdom.
Officer - It's glorious ngày isn't it.
Shadowknight - Worry not as your kingdom will be connected soon too.
Officer - Just some time left...
Shadowknight - Aye...
Lilly - *runs up to Shadowknight*
Shadowknight - bạn should be in West Kingdom!
Lilly - I had to run... East Kingdom was scheeming with Imperium.
Shadowknight - Darn it!

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Ponyville
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Palladin - Prepare my dear soldiers as we will march into hell tonight! As United Imperium we will keep the strict Dictatorship...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:05 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

In the train yard, an Olympic sign was hanging on Snowflake's tower.

Pete: *Standing in front of lots of ponies* Our railroad has been around since July 1, 1862. If the ponies from that time saw how pathetic bạn were in attempting to di chuyển that locomotive back onto the rails, they'd probably shoot you.
Hawkeye: That's the way they do it in the good old Wild West.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Now, have bạn decided on your teams, Hawkeye, and Stylo?
Stylo: Yes sir, we did.
Orion: Why are Hawkeye, and Stylo team captains?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Also starring Nikki West from Jade_23

A military jeep stopped in front of Guy's house. In it was Stargazer, and Orion.

Stargazer: *Puts the Jeep in park as he turns off the engine* Wait here. I'll speak to the pony. *Goes to the house*
Guy: *Takes one thêm picture of the boat, in front of a warehouse*
Stargazer: *Knocks on the door*
Guy: Perfect timing. I just finished with that scene. *Runs upstairs, and walks to the front door*
Stargazer: Hello mister. *Gives Guy a draft notice* bạn are hereby drafted into the United States army.
Guy: Oh. I see. Give me a một phút to collect my things, my camera,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Aqua Marine was sitting inside a building, in front of a new desk, when Blue Fedora walked up to her.

Aqua: I trust bạn got the weapons out of the car.
Blue Fedora: What do bạn think was in those bags I teleported into my grip when we flew out of that car? Of course I have the weapons.
Aqua: We're going to make another visit in Canterlot, to find thêm weapons. In the meantime, lay low in here.
Blue Fedora: Sure, I can do that. Or, I have a better idea. How about, I teleport into a city far away from here, and actually enjoy myself?
Aqua: What about me? We're in this together.
Blue Fedora: I'll come...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to the police station with Dan, Andy, and Mercedes in their cars. Captain Jefferson wanted a word with Dan, and his two partners.

Captain Jefferson: Dan, a moment with you, and your partners?
Dan: Yes Captain.
Captain: Tim, I'll talk to you, and your partner later. For now, wait in the briefing room.
Tim: Sure thing. *Goes with Julia*
Dan: *Enters Captain Jefferson's office with the Captain, Andy, and Mercedes* What is it bạn want to talk about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: That chase bạn had with the two ponies in the Buick. Now I understand, bạn were trying to stop them, but...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 16 is beginning.

Pinkie Pie: *Runs to the Jugger-nog, and buys one*
Rainbow Dash: *Plants two claymores in the theater*
Pinkie Pie: *Drinks her Jugger-nog* Yes. He sounds like a sweet little specimen.
Twilight: *Shoots three zombies* I take great preasure in ending you.
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots four zombies, and tries to buy a gun from the Mystery Box, but she doesn't have enough points* Can't roll the bet if I can't place the dice!!
Twilight: Step aside, and ret somepony with enough money use this. *Spends 950 points on the mystery box*

A teddy chịu, gấu appeared

Teddy Bear: *Giggling as it starts...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 10 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Buys a jugger-nog, and drinks it. Once it's empty, she throws the glass bottle onto a zombie which kills it, giving her 300 points* Reach for me boys. If you're not a zombie. *Runs back to the group*
Applejack: *Looking at the Quick Revive machine* cầu vồng Dash says that tastes bad.
Twilight: But she hasn't even tried it.
Applejack: bạn don't have to try it. Looks at what it says in the nutrition facts.
Twilight: *Reading the nutrition facts* This drink is fermented hair dipped in cat piss.
Applejack: *Buys the Quick Revive, and drinks it* I think cầu vồng is...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Shadowknight - So... How did bạn know.
Doctor - Among greatest magicians and healers we are...
Shadowknight - Don't tell me it's because you're connected to underground. Truth.
Doctor - Truth to be told. I saved bạn after bạn got yourself beaten up. That's why armor was in my hoofs.
Shadowknight - Hm... That's all?
Doctor - I didn't called bạn for that. It's about one of princesses.
Shadowknight - What is it.
Doctor - Pearl... She is... Having a terrible sickness.
Shadowknight - What...
Doctor - Her mental state, seeing her mother get killed made it even worse and we need medicine right away.
Shadowknight...
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