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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie Pie enters the restaurant, and soon meets the manager

Manager: Hello
Pinkie Pie: Hi
Manager: What happened out there?
Pinkie Pie: A ngựa con, ngựa, pony driving a big rig tried to kill me.
manager: Really?
Pinkie Pie: yeah *sits down at table*
Waiter: Can I get bạn anything?
Pinkie Pie: Just a cupcake. *looks out window & spots truck*
Waiter: Anything else?
Pinkie Pie: a water, and do bạn have any asperine?
Waiter: Coming right up.

While Pinkie looks at the truck she remembered the ngựa con, ngựa, pony driving it had trái cam, màu da cam hooves. The driver had to be in this restaurant. There were only three ponies that had trái cam, màu da cam hooves. One of them had to be the driver.

Waiter: Here bạn go.
Pinkie Pie: Thanks. *eats cupcake* Ok which one is the trucker, and what do I say to him?

Thinking about which ngựa con, ngựa, pony was the trucker, Pinkie finished her cupcake, then drank the water. She then decided to go towards an trái cam, màu da cam stallion, eating a sandwich.

Pinkie Pie: xin chào you.
trái cam, màu da cam stallion: What do bạn want?
Pinkie Pie: I just thought that we could set aside our differences, and be Những người bạn ok?
trái cam, màu da cam stallion: What the hell are bạn talking about?
Pinkie Pie: bạn tried to run me off the road when bạn were driving a big rig.
trái cam, màu da cam Stallion: I don't drive a big rig, my truck is a 3000 series.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah ok. If bạn don't stop trying to kill me I'll call the cops.
trái cam, màu da cam stallion: That's it! *throws Pinkie onto pool table*
Manager: Whoa, what's going on here?!
trái cam, màu da cam Stallion: This mare is screwed up! She thinks I'm trying to kill her!
Manager: That's enough. I mean look at her, she's scared to death. Get outta here!
trái cam, màu da cam Stallion: *leaves & walks to truck*

Pinkie Pie then saw that the ngựa con, ngựa, pony was telling the truth, as he drove off in a PMC 3000 series. She then left the restaurant, and was stopped bởi a bus driver.

Pinkie Pie: What's wrong?
Bus Driver: I was taking these colts & fillies on a field trip for school, and the bus overheated. Now it won't start, and I need someone to push the bus.
Pinkie Pie: I don't think my car can push a bus.
Bus Driver: Can't bạn at least try? It's not like the bumper is going to get stuck under the bus.
Pinkie Pie: Fine I'll do it. *drives behind bus*

After trying to push the bus with her car, Pinkie eventually got the bumper stuck under the bus. Just like the driver đã đưa ý kiến would not happen.
súng colt, con trăn, colt 6: Mr, she got the car stuck.
Bus Driver: Oh great.
Pinkie Pie: Well it got stuck.
Bus Driver: I'm sorry I could have sworn bạn would have pushed the bus.

While getting the bumper out from under the bus, Pinkie then saw something that scared her. THE TRUCK!

Pinkie Pie: NO!!
Bus Driver: What's wrong? We got your car free.
Pinkie Pie: *points toward truck* That ngựa con, ngựa, pony has been trying to kill me.
Bus Driver: Great story.
Pinkie Pie: I'M BEING SERIOUS!! *drives away*

While Pinkie was driving away from the big rig, it was pushing the bus. After helping the bus start up, the ngựa con, ngựa, pony driving the big rig went back to chasing Pinkie Pie. thêm on that later.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 10 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Buys a jugger-nog, and drinks it. Once it's empty, she throws the glass bottle onto a zombie which kills it, giving her 300 points* Reach for me boys. If you're not a zombie. *Runs back to the group*
Applejack: *Looking at the Quick Revive machine* cầu vồng Dash says that tastes bad.
Twilight: But she hasn't even tried it.
Applejack: bạn don't have to try it. Looks at what it says in the nutrition facts.
Twilight: *Reading the nutrition facts* This drink is fermented hair dipped in cat piss.
Applejack: *Buys the Quick Revive, and drinks it* I think cầu vồng is...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 31, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye was now walking to the station.

Hawkeye: *Can't open the front door* It's locked. Oh well. *Kicks the windows on the doors* Now there has to be someway to unlock this. *Reaching for the lock, and gets it* There we go. *Opens the door*

At his house.

Metal Gloss: Where do bạn think he could be?
Mirage: All over Cheyenne.
Pete: We'll chẻ, phân chia, split up. Metal Gloss, and Stylo, tìm kiếm the station. Snowflake, Dan, and Mirage, bạn tìm kiếm the train yard. The rest of you, come with me. We're going to look around the streets...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Richard entered a town called Kingwood. The ngựa con, ngựa, pony in the Nissan was still following him.

Richard: *Sees a red light in front of him, and starts to slow down*
Pony 94: *Stops behind Richard*
Richard: *Drives when the light turns green*
Pony 94: *Turning left*

Following Richard this time was a ngựa con, ngựa, pony in a green cobalt.

Pony 68: *Staying close behind Richard's car*
Richard: *Passes the state police building*
Pony 68: Passing a small intersection*
Richard: *Reaches another intersection, and turns left*
Pony 68: *Goes straight*
Pony 76: *In a Honda Odyssey. From the opposite direction, he turns right...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Sunshine - *sigh* It's tournament already after my Mất tích to a noob 6 weeks ago... Uhhhh... I don't feel like I will win.
Blackcrow - This guy is weird...
Sunshine - B-blackcrow H-hi.
Blackcrow - And here I am racing him... He is OP at dog-fighting yet he is racing. Something is wrong.
Sunshine - Maybe... He don't want to hurt Ponies?
Blackcrow - Whatever it is I'm taking him down in racing.
Sunshine - *mumbles* so cool.


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Racing arena
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Announcer - Weeeeeelcome everyone on first match and the most might one the #3 elite in our school, elite of elites will be racing with infamous for his won dog-fighting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Later on at the station, Tim, and Julia went to Captain Jefferson's office to talk to him.

Tim: *Opens the door* Captain, bạn got a minute?
Captain Jefferson: bạn must be a mind reader, I was just about to call bạn down here.
Julia: What did bạn want to talk to us about?
Captain Jefferson: Actually Julia, I need bạn to go into the briefing room, and make sure it's clean for my arrival. Okay?
Julia: Okay. *Walks away*
Tim: What was that all about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Close the door Tim.
Tim: *Closes the door*
Captain Jefferson: bạn know that Julia is sensitive, and doesn't like to be...
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Sean freed his cousin from the rope, and got him back onto the boat.

Sonic: Thanks for coming to save me.
Sean: It was no trouble at all. I sent Knuckles, and Charmy to get us some boats for our escape. I hope they get here soon.
Rainbow Dash: *Returns* I think I killed Twilight.
Sean: What happened?
Rainbow Dash: She appeared when we were planting the bombs, and I shot her, and she fell a few hundred feet.
Sean: Where is Vector, and Mighty?
Vector: *Arrives with Mighty* Right here.
Mighty: We planted all of the charges.
Sean: Alright, let's go wait at the back of the boat. *Walks with his friends*...
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A short time cách đây in a world full of cartoon ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode 3

The First Episode In This Franchise To Have A Title

Doctor Eggman has survived crashing his airplane, and so did Twilight Sparkle. The same cannot be đã đưa ý kiến for Metal Sonic. Now Eggman, and Twilight must work together to formulate a plan on how to destroy the ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance.

With Princess Celestia and Luna gone, cầu vồng Dash has been asked to take over their position, and is now the new princess of Equestria. She will do what she can to find the murderer of the two former princesses, but will be shocked...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Red was driving the police car with Julia sitting tiếp theo to her.

Red: *Turns right, and crosses the railroad tracks. Then she drives under the highway*
Mare: *Running towards them*
Julia: Pull over, and let's see what she wants.
Red: *Pulls over behind a FedEx van*
Mare: bạn two officers gotta help me. An trái cam, màu da cam unicorn lấy trộm, đánh cắp my Porsche.

Song: link

Tim: *Driving northbound passing a police station, and a hospital*
Dispatch: GT12, be on the lookout for a stolen vehicle. Your target is a Porsche 918 Spyder.
 A picture of this car appeared on Tim's front window
A picture of this car appeared on Tim's front window

Toby: GT12, responding.
Tim: *Turns...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: December 23, 1960
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 8:33 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Railroad ngựa con, ngựa, pony 34: *Watching the tree*
Railroad ngựa con, ngựa, pony 30: *Also watching the tree* bạn know when the train gets here?
Railroad ngựa con, ngựa, pony 34: Ten O' Clock.
Railroad ngựa con, ngựa, pony 30: And those gangsters aren't around, right?
Railroad ngựa con, ngựa, pony 34: Let's hope not, otherwise this won't be a very merry Christmas.
Hawkeye: *Narrating* Now this isn't the part where everything is great, that's coming up later. This part is thêm action packed than I was hoping for.
Stylo: *Driving the train* How much longer until we get to Denver?
Hawkeye:...
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Trixie: (finishes a perfamance).

Audience: (cheers).

Felix: (despite cheering) I've seen better.

Carrot Top: (clapping) I can't believe I wrasted nine dollars on this.

BonBon: I liked her hat.

Saten: Great performance honey.

Trixie: Thanks.. I'm glad bạn enjoyed it.

Saten: Well of coarse I di-

GoldenGrape: (to Trixie) xin chào good performance.. And nice melons.

Saten: Hey! Just wait a   minu-

Trixie: (holding water melons) Saten I'm holding melons.

Saten: Oh.. Sorry.

GoldenGrape: It's okay... (pervertly) Trixie's hot!

Saten: (angrily) Okay that's it! (tries to run after him but Tixie holds him back).

GoldnGrape: (runs away) Still worth it!
posted by Canada24
Twilight:: [gasps] It's our old science lab! I have so many great memories of this place!Minuette: [giggles] Remember when chanh Hearts got her head stuck in that beaker?Twinkleshine, Minuette and chanh Hearts: [giggling][fillies giggling]

FLASHBACK:

Young Twilight: But according to this book, you're supposed to add the sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: I read ahead, and to make a proper salt lick, bạn need to add the molasses first.

Young Twilight: (snobbishly) Well, I read ahead too, Moon Dancer, and I'm sure it đã đưa ý kiến sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: [dryly] Oh. I've got the wrong...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A máy trục, cần cẩu finally arrived, and the ngựa con, ngựa, pony operating it was lifting one of the engines off the track. A Major was ordering him what to do.

Major Herren: Ready?! Pick it up!
German ngựa con, ngựa, pony 88: *Lifting the engine slowly*
Major Herren: *Walks to the left, and finds a spot near the track that is occupied bởi nothing* Put it on it's side over there.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Major!! *Walks toward him with two ponies behind him* Can't bạn di chuyển any faster?!
Major Herren: This is a hell of a mess Colonel! We're doing the best we can!
Colonel Von Waldheim: I asked for two cranes!
Major Herren: *Walks toward him*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

It was a beautiful ngày in Manehattan as the sun rose, and-

Gordon: This is the wrong intro! This is the intro for Die Hard With A Vengeance! TURN EVERYTHING OFF!!!! *Waits for everything to turn off. After that, he calms down* Now, we're going to hiển thị bạn the real intro for this fanfic.

Song(Start it at 0:09): link

San Franciscolt 1995

Mexicans: *Driving a black Flim Decade at high speed passing lots of cars*
Ponies: *Watching the Mexicans pass him*
Mexicans: *Crossing the vịnh, bay Bridge*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Mexicans: *Loading their assault rifles and pistols*

In association with Izfankirby...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare cầu vồng Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the màu hồng, hồng mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! bạn made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's ok,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Parks his car in the parking lot in front of the station*
Stylo & Hawkeye: *Arrive in their cars*
Metal Gloss: *With Hawkeye* You're going to tell him about the fuel, right?
Hawkeye: Stylo is going to tell him about that, I'm going to tell him about the amount of snow we're to expect, and that we'll need extra snowplows.

Ten giây later

Pete: *Enters his office*
Stylo: *Enters the office with Hawkeye* Hello sir.
Pete: bạn two are early. What's happening?
Hawkeye: We have lots of snow coming...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Rock Island Bikers were close to being defeated. Gordon, Case Cracker, and Jim were in a van, chasing down a biker that was escaping.

Case Cracker: There he goes! *points at escaped RIB*
Gordon: I'm right behind him.
Jim: He's heading out of here.
Gordon: He's probably heading for the golden neigh bridge. *Getting close to biker*
RIB 5: *Passing traffic*
Gordon: Try, and shoot him.
Jim: *Shoots breaklight* I got one of the lights on his bike.
Gordon: Not good enough, keep trying.
Case Cracker: There's a lot of cars around. bạn gotta get closer.
Jim: *Shoots tire on bike*
Case Cracker: hoặc not....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After robbing the bank, Gordon, and Case cracker were at Gordon's place.

Gordon: *Laughing* We got $58,000
Case Cracker: *Laughs* Yes! What do ya suppose we'll do with some of this money?
Gordon: Well first, let's chẻ, phân chia, split it. We'll each get $29,000.
Case Cracker: K *takes $29,000, and puts it into his bag* xin chào man, just curious. What kinda súng do bạn have?
Gordon: Why?
Case Cracker: I just wanna know what kinda súng bạn have, and whether they're good hoặc not.
Gordon: Okay. What kinda súng do bạn have?
Case Cracker: 2 Beretta 92s', the Tec 9, a Type 821 SMG, a couple explosives and I used to have a...
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