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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie Pie enters the restaurant, and soon meets the manager

Manager: Hello
Pinkie Pie: Hi
Manager: What happened out there?
Pinkie Pie: A ngựa con, ngựa, pony driving a big rig tried to kill me.
manager: Really?
Pinkie Pie: yeah *sits down at table*
Waiter: Can I get bạn anything?
Pinkie Pie: Just a cupcake. *looks out window & spots truck*
Waiter: Anything else?
Pinkie Pie: a water, and do bạn have any asperine?
Waiter: Coming right up.

While Pinkie looks at the truck she remembered the ngựa con, ngựa, pony driving it had trái cam, màu da cam hooves. The driver had to be in this restaurant. There were only three ponies that had trái cam, màu da cam hooves. One of them had to be the driver.

Waiter: Here bạn go.
Pinkie Pie: Thanks. *eats cupcake* Ok which one is the trucker, and what do I say to him?

Thinking about which ngựa con, ngựa, pony was the trucker, Pinkie finished her cupcake, then drank the water. She then decided to go towards an trái cam, màu da cam stallion, eating a sandwich.

Pinkie Pie: xin chào you.
trái cam, màu da cam stallion: What do bạn want?
Pinkie Pie: I just thought that we could set aside our differences, and be Những người bạn ok?
trái cam, màu da cam stallion: What the hell are bạn talking about?
Pinkie Pie: bạn tried to run me off the road when bạn were driving a big rig.
trái cam, màu da cam Stallion: I don't drive a big rig, my truck is a 3000 series.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah ok. If bạn don't stop trying to kill me I'll call the cops.
trái cam, màu da cam stallion: That's it! *throws Pinkie onto pool table*
Manager: Whoa, what's going on here?!
trái cam, màu da cam Stallion: This mare is screwed up! She thinks I'm trying to kill her!
Manager: That's enough. I mean look at her, she's scared to death. Get outta here!
trái cam, màu da cam Stallion: *leaves & walks to truck*

Pinkie Pie then saw that the ngựa con, ngựa, pony was telling the truth, as he drove off in a PMC 3000 series. She then left the restaurant, and was stopped bởi a bus driver.

Pinkie Pie: What's wrong?
Bus Driver: I was taking these colts & fillies on a field trip for school, and the bus overheated. Now it won't start, and I need someone to push the bus.
Pinkie Pie: I don't think my car can push a bus.
Bus Driver: Can't bạn at least try? It's not like the bumper is going to get stuck under the bus.
Pinkie Pie: Fine I'll do it. *drives behind bus*

After trying to push the bus with her car, Pinkie eventually got the bumper stuck under the bus. Just like the driver đã đưa ý kiến would not happen.
súng colt, con trăn, colt 6: Mr, she got the car stuck.
Bus Driver: Oh great.
Pinkie Pie: Well it got stuck.
Bus Driver: I'm sorry I could have sworn bạn would have pushed the bus.

While getting the bumper out from under the bus, Pinkie then saw something that scared her. THE TRUCK!

Pinkie Pie: NO!!
Bus Driver: What's wrong? We got your car free.
Pinkie Pie: *points toward truck* That ngựa con, ngựa, pony has been trying to kill me.
Bus Driver: Great story.
Pinkie Pie: I'M BEING SERIOUS!! *drives away*

While Pinkie was driving away from the big rig, it was pushing the bus. After helping the bus start up, the ngựa con, ngựa, pony driving the big rig went back to chasing Pinkie Pie. thêm on that later.
posted by Canada24
Twilight:: [gasps] It's our old science lab! I have so many great memories of this place!Minuette: [giggles] Remember when chanh Hearts got her head stuck in that beaker?Twinkleshine, Minuette and chanh Hearts: [giggling][fillies giggling]

FLASHBACK:

Young Twilight: But according to this book, you're supposed to add the sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: I read ahead, and to make a proper salt lick, bạn need to add the molasses first.

Young Twilight: (snobbishly) Well, I read ahead too, Moon Dancer, and I'm sure it đã đưa ý kiến sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: [dryly] Oh. I've got the wrong...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A máy trục, cần cẩu finally arrived, and the ngựa con, ngựa, pony operating it was lifting one of the engines off the track. A Major was ordering him what to do.

Major Herren: Ready?! Pick it up!
German ngựa con, ngựa, pony 88: *Lifting the engine slowly*
Major Herren: *Walks to the left, and finds a spot near the track that is occupied bởi nothing* Put it on it's side over there.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Major!! *Walks toward him with two ponies behind him* Can't bạn di chuyển any faster?!
Major Herren: This is a hell of a mess Colonel! We're doing the best we can!
Colonel Von Waldheim: I asked for two cranes!
Major Herren: *Walks toward him*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
tiếp theo morning, Case cracker was driving his Lambronyni to the pizzeria. He had repainted the Lambronyni Amigo in purple, and upgraded the engine, and brakes.

Case Cracker: *Parks his car*
Sam: *Arrives, and parks behind Case Cracker*
Gordon: Well, what do bạn think?
Sam: I think he has the best car in San Franciscolt.
Case Cracker: Of course I do. *Gets out*
Gordon: Wonder what Jim has for us today.

They walked in together, and found out.

Jim: Hello bạn three. I got something for you. The Mexicans are gathering near the abandoned railway bridge in Alameda. It's possible that they have a lot of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

It was a beautiful ngày in Manehattan as the sun rose, and-

Gordon: This is the wrong intro! This is the intro for Die Hard With A Vengeance! TURN EVERYTHING OFF!!!! *Waits for everything to turn off. After that, he calms down* Now, we're going to hiển thị bạn the real intro for this fanfic.

Song(Start it at 0:09): link

San Franciscolt 1995

Mexicans: *Driving a black Flim Decade at high speed passing lots of cars*
Ponies: *Watching the Mexicans pass him*
Mexicans: *Crossing the vịnh, bay Bridge*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Mexicans: *Loading their assault rifles and pistols*

In association with Izfankirby...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare cầu vồng Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the màu hồng, hồng mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! bạn made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's ok,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Parks his car in the parking lot in front of the station*
Stylo & Hawkeye: *Arrive in their cars*
Metal Gloss: *With Hawkeye* You're going to tell him about the fuel, right?
Hawkeye: Stylo is going to tell him about that, I'm going to tell him about the amount of snow we're to expect, and that we'll need extra snowplows.

Ten giây later

Pete: *Enters his office*
Stylo: *Enters the office with Hawkeye* Hello sir.
Pete: bạn two are early. What's happening?
Hawkeye: We have lots of snow coming...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Rock Island Bikers were close to being defeated. Gordon, Case Cracker, and Jim were in a van, chasing down a biker that was escaping.

Case Cracker: There he goes! *points at escaped RIB*
Gordon: I'm right behind him.
Jim: He's heading out of here.
Gordon: He's probably heading for the golden neigh bridge. *Getting close to biker*
RIB 5: *Passing traffic*
Gordon: Try, and shoot him.
Jim: *Shoots breaklight* I got one of the lights on his bike.
Gordon: Not good enough, keep trying.
Case Cracker: There's a lot of cars around. bạn gotta get closer.
Jim: *Shoots tire on bike*
Case Cracker: hoặc not....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After robbing the bank, Gordon, and Case cracker were at Gordon's place.

Gordon: *Laughing* We got $58,000
Case Cracker: *Laughs* Yes! What do ya suppose we'll do with some of this money?
Gordon: Well first, let's chẻ, phân chia, split it. We'll each get $29,000.
Case Cracker: K *takes $29,000, and puts it into his bag* xin chào man, just curious. What kinda súng do bạn have?
Gordon: Why?
Case Cracker: I just wanna know what kinda súng bạn have, and whether they're good hoặc not.
Gordon: Okay. What kinda súng do bạn have?
Case Cracker: 2 Beretta 92s', the Tec 9, a Type 821 SMG, a couple explosives and I used to have a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon: *Stops at drugstore*

Upon arrival, a few ponies in the store start to stare at them.

Case Cracker: What are they staring at us for?
Gordon: How should I know?
Ponies in store: *Grab guns, and start shooting*
Gordon: *Creates shield*
Manehattan ngựa con, ngựa, pony 52: They're unicorns! Shoot there horns off.
Case Cracker: Well that escalated quickly. *whips out two Beretta 92s'*
Gordon: *Grabs shotgun* I'm going in there. Cover me *runs to door*
Case Cracker: *shoots towards ponies, drawing their fire, killing two*
Gordon: *Knocks door down*
Manehattan ponies: *Shooting at Gordon*
Gordon: *Dodges bullets,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Water was leaking into the diamond dog's ship, and they had to fix it.

Spot: Where is that hole? Where is it?! Where? Where?! WHERE?!!?
Rover: Uh... It's right here.
Spot: *Sees the hole* oh.
Indiana Bones: How are we going to fix this?
Rover: Get some hammers, and nails, and some pieces of wood. We'll fix it.
Indiana Bones: Well make it quick!

As for the ponies.

Larry: With Hungry dead, we must vote on who will be the new leader.
Rainbow Dash: bạn vote on these things?
Erik: Yeah. What do bạn suggest we do? Forget about the entire thing?
Rarity: I already forgot what we were talking about, so...
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In the trước đó part of this story, Hawkeye accidentally fell off the Golden Neigh Bridge while a ngựa con, ngựa, pony shot him. While falling, Hawkeye saw a mirror, but little did he know it had special powers that could take him to a different world while changing him from a ngựa con, ngựa, pony to a human.

Location: Ogden, Utah
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 8:36 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

In the human world, Nikki West was driving a slow freight with her sister Meadow.

Meadow: Why do we have to go slow?
Nikki: Bad track conditions. If we go too fast, our train may go off the tracks.

One on of the freight cars of Nikki's...
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We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*...
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A few days passed, and Twilight, unaware of Big Mac's murderous rampage, knocked on his door.
Big Mac: (sharpening a machete on one of those wheel things, I don't know the name). (the chorus of Bottled Up Inside is heard playing, and he is seen wearing AppleJack's hat as if it was ALWAYS his).
Twi: (knocks louder)
Big Mac: (hears it this time, turns off the song and opens the door).. Hey. Hey. Twilight.. Looking hot.
Twi: I.. Don't know how to take that.
Big Mac: Why don't bạn come inside so I can rap- I mean, nice weature were having!?
Twi: Well.. Putting aside the creepy thing bạn just finished...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
đít, mông, ass đít, mông, ass Inn

Starring cầu vồng Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic cầu vồng as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

A ngựa con, ngựa, pony arrived at the đít, mông, ass đít, mông, ass Inn with mail.

Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one thêm letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
Tom: thêm ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands tiếp theo to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ryan went to Portland Oregon, the same place Jeff went to save Nicole. Ryan was driving only one engine, and he was not pulling any trains.

Ryan: This may look suspicious to those ponies on the Northern Pacific, so I'm gonna have to come up with something creative.
RP ngựa con, ngựa, pony 63: Sir, an engine is coming towards us.
RP ngựa con, ngựa, pony 39: *Lowers gate to stop Ryan*
Ryan: *Stops his train*
RP ngựa con, ngựa, pony 63: *Walks to the side of Ryan's engine, and looks at him in the cab* Who are you, and what are bạn doing here?
Ryan: I'm a ngựa con, ngựa, pony that was sent here to pick up some freight cars from your railway. Do bạn have any freight...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's car
Ice Cube's car
Previously, Con spotted Ice Cube, and Mary Sue driving away with Pinkie Pie. He has to stop them.

Con: *Gets in his car, and starts driving*
Ice Cube: *Turns left*
Con: *Sees Ice Cube, and starts following her*
Mary Sue: There's that spy again. He's driving a green Lambronyni.
Ice Cube: We'll lose him man. *Driving past cars*
Con: *Stops* Come on, get out of the way!
Ponies: *Moving their cars*
Con: *Drives forward*
Ice Cube: *Takes a right onto Columbus Avenue*
Con: *Follows Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Continues driving*
Mary Sue: *Looks back*
Con: *Getting closer*
Ice Cube: *Takes a left onto Union Street*...
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Twi: Saten Twist!? I thought I told bạn stay with Discord.
Saten: I was afried you'd get lost.. Besides. Discord's fine.
Twi: Fine.. But try to behave yourself.
Saten: Can do.
Twi: ... How's Derpy bởi the way.
Saten: Don't know.. Haven't seen her since the last time I was with Master Sword.


CUTAWAY, (my own verision of WORDS OF WIS-DUMB, hurt feelings.. There's part of two I felt would of liked even more, if it were this way):
Saten: *pulls over the bully to Derpy* Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That bạn so my lovely cousin a little repect....
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