What is your yêu thích Weasley quote?

Ron "how much for this?"
Fred asd gearge "5 gallens"
Ron "what about for me? im ur brother"
Fred and George "10 gallens"
so funny and ron and george and fred= 100% cute :)

to hermione: "ask us no các câu hỏi and we'll tell bạn no lies.."

yeah!

'Fifth year's OWL year,' đã đưa ý kiến George.
'So?'
'So you've got your exams coming up, haven't you? They'll be keeping your noses so hard to that đá mài, máy mài they'll be rubbed raw,' đã đưa ý kiến Fred with satisfaction.
'Half our năm had minor breakdowns coming up to OWLs,' đã đưa ý kiến George happily. 'Tears and tantrums… Patricia Stimpson kept coming over faint…'
'Kenneth Towler came out in boils, d' bạn remember?' đã đưa ý kiến Fred reminiscently.
'That's 'cause bạn put Bulbadox powder in his pyjamas,' đã đưa ý kiến George?
'Oh, yeah,' đã đưa ý kiến Fred, grinning. 'I'd forgotten… hard to keep track sometimes, isn't it?'

'Prefect?' he [Fred] said, staring incredulously at the letter. 'Prefect?'
…
'No way,' đã đưa ý kiến George in a hushed voice.
'There's been a mistake,' đã đưa ý kiến Fred…

'Yeah,' đã đưa ý kiến Fred slowly. 'Yeah, you've [Harry} caused too much trouble, mate. Well, at least one of you's got their priorities right.'
He strode over to Harry and clapped him on the back while giving Ron a scathing look.

'I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!'
'What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?' đã đưa ý kiến George indignantly…

'We're going to have to watch our step, George,' đã đưa ý kiến Fred, pretending to tremble, 'with these two on our case…'
'Yeah, it looks like our law-breaking days are finally over,' đã đưa ý kiến George, shaking his head.

mm i like many but that was really funny! (and the only one i remember!)
'Who're bạn going with then?' asked Ron.
'Angelina,' đã đưa ý kiến Fred promptly, without a trace of embarrassment.
'What?' đã đưa ý kiến Ron, taken aback. 'You've already asked her?'
'Good point,' đã đưa ý kiến Fred. He turned his head and called across the common room, 'Oi! Angelina!' Angelina, who had been chatting to Alicia Spinnet near the fire, looked over at him.
'What?' she called back.
'Want to come to the ball with me?' Angelina gave Fred an appraising sort of look.
'All right, then,' she said, and turned back to Alicia and carried on chatting, with a bit of a grin on her face.
'There bạn go,' đã đưa ý kiến Fred to Harry and Ron, 'piece of cake.' (tGoF)

"And a special discount to any Hogwarts students who swear to use our products to get rid of this old bat!"
and
"Give her hell for us, Peeves."
(OotP, best part ever.)

I solemnly swear that i am up to no good

Harry: Youre never gonna let him forget this are you?
Fred and George: Never !

Or
Fred: But thats why its so perfect
George: because its so pathetically dim-witted !

hm one of the following:
Ron: How much?
Twins: Five Galleons.
Ron: How much for me?
Twins: Five Galleons.
Ron: I'm your brother.
Twins: Ten Galleons!
~ Half Blood Prince movie when they visit the twins shop
OR
Fred: How do bạn feel?
George: Saintlike...
Fred: Come again?
George: Saintlike... I'm holy. HOLEy... Get it Fred?
Fred: In the whole wide orld of ear-related humor bạn go with 'I'm Holey'. I's pathetic.
~Deathly Hallows Part 1 after george loses his ear

(Ginny talking about Fred and George)
Ginny: The thing about growing up with Fred and George is that bạn learn that anythings possible as long as bạn have a bit of nerve."

Fred: We know were called Gred and Forge