Canada24's club.. Article: hàng đầu, đầu trang 20 trích dẫn from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

hàng đầu, đầu trang 20 trích dẫn from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

posted by Canada24

#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill bạn both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell bạn all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?

#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?

#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill bạn both, slice bạn open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?

#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear bạn up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!

#5:
Salem: xin chào Ty? Who bạn think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set bởi our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE bạn ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. bạn heard that?

#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome bạn freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!

#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown

#8:
Elliot: bạn think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask bạn something? Did bạn have to live the rest of your life with your best Những người bạn life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So bạn can take your god damn báo cáo and shove it up your ass... And let me tell bạn something else.. bạn did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that bạn created... So bạn live with that!

#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how bạn like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!

#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.

#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!

#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few giây were no one's trying to kill us.

#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!

#14:
Rios: I can't believe bạn want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable

#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, bạn WISH bạn had moves like that.

#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!

#17:
Salem: Sense when are bạn such a god damn boy scot!?

#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!

#19:
Salem: (to Rios) bạn oh me a soda.

#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens

THE GALLOWS: Pfeifer is a chó cái, chó cái, bitch

posted by Canada24

I still think the movie, The Gallows, is kinda underrated.. But I found out now, what it all true means.. And Pfeifer is a total chó cái, bitch when bạn think about it.

In the beginning of the movie Pfeifer asked Reese to do the play, Reese agrees to this because he has a huge đít, mông, ass crush on her. And unfortunately, Reese can't act.

After Reese's annoying friend, Ryan realizes that Reese is only doing the play to impress Pfeifer, not because he likes drama, Ryan (after finding a broken door) suggests that they sneak into the school tonight tand ruin the settings so that Reese escapes the play without annoying...

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NEW reviews of HELLING ULTIMATE: Episode 1

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I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this hiển thị the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And I'm usually mixed about them. So that says a lot..

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

Chedder Priest

That is his only known name.. I'm not sure what's so...

Canada24 reviews BREAKING BAD: Season 3

posted by Canada24

Why on earth did I stop last time.. Season 3 is friggin awesome.. I clearly wasn't patient enough last time..

PLOT:
Walter wishes to reunite his family, but Skyler is still suspicious of Walter's một giây life. Walter believes he can mend the tension between them bởi confessing to her that he has been producing meth. Skyler is appalled bởi the confession and demands a formal divorce. Meanwhile, Gus offers to pay Walter US$3M for three months of his service. He even offers to provide Walter with a state-of-the-art production facility and a brilliant lab assistant, Gale (David Costabile). Jesse is...

hàng đầu, đầu trang TEN WORST THINGS THE JOKER HAS DONE:

posted by Canada24

This was deleted for some reason.. So redoing it..

#1: HARMING/KILLING CHILDREN:
As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
Joker would burn down a orphanage full of sick childrun because he's "bored".
He does something even worse.
The Joker gives unsuspecting children poisoned cotton candy, and the children instantly died, but does the Joker feel remorse?
No he just laughs maniacally..

#2: KILLING PEOPLE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS:...

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Walking Dead review.. (major spoilers, don't read unless seen the new episode)

posted by Canada24

The tiêu đề đã đưa ý kiến it?
So if bạn haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..

Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.

Anyway.. Now for the các câu hỏi bạn been waiting for..

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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?

I đã đưa ý kiến before, how excited I was too see...

hàng đầu, đầu trang TEN SCARIEST CREEPYPASTAS OF MY OPINION

posted by Canada24

#1: GIVE IT EVERYTHING:
It's kinda hard to summarize this story, but basically it's a set of emails, where a man gets a mysterious dog on his front yard, holding a sign saying "give it everything", and gave it too his son. But the kid begins diễn xuất weird after that. And the dog watches him sleep, not in a cute way, but disturbing way.
In each email, the writer becomes thêm and thêm paranoid.
I won't spoil much, so your have to read the story.
But it's scarier than bạn think.. Especially when THATCREEPYREADING reads it to you..

#2: NO HOMOPHONES:
The narrator is fucking NUTS. As a kid, he got...

yêu thích video game weapons.. (feating Windwakerguy430, and fanfiction's Hardrocker21 and RedRose85)

posted by Canada24

#1: MAKE PAYNE 3 - uzi (or Micro SMG if bạn prefer):
I never played the others. I play Max Payne 3 as it's OWN game.. The 3rd games gives enough to understand the character.. His family is dead, he's rarely serious, he has a serious temper issue, but he's a decent human being, even though he believes he's NOT.
Anyway. Max seems to prefer hand weapons.
In all cutscenes, if your using a shotgun hoặc machine gun, he will hold it in his other hand while holding a handgun as the actual weapon, and after each cut scene bạn always have to switch back to it. Something that confused the first time, I did...

hàng đầu, đầu trang ten action phim chiếu rạp where the 18+ rating actually MEANS something..

posted by Canada24

#1: JOHN WICK:
It's thêm than just a few drops of blood.. It's people being tortured, body parts breaking, necks snapping. And even a cute cún yêu, con chó con gets murdered, crawled over to it's owner to die tiếp theo to him.. it's a depressing scene. But John finds the guy who did it, and shoots him in GTA 4 style..

#2: THE EQUALIZER:
Denzel Washington protrays a retired black op. Who never actually uses guns. But instead uses drills, sledge hammers.. ANYTHING really.. Too bad there's no chainsaw around.
And the villain is actually scary in this movie. He violently beats a man to death. And it's easily one of the...

hàng đầu, đầu trang ten Nostalgia Critic trích dẫn PART 3

posted by Canada24

#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did bạn say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see bạn as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing bạn to do something bạn don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I đã đưa ý kiến bạn had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are bạn honestly telling...

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màu hồng, hồng Floyd - Brain Damage lyrics

posted by Canada24

The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and giống cúc, daisy chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.

The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every ngày the paper boy brings more.

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the đồi núi, hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see bạn on the dark side of the moon.

The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
bạn raise the blade, bạn make the change
bạn re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
bạn lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.

I can't think of anything to say except...

(Laughter)

I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!

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I think I like Nostalgia Critic a bit thêm than AVGN

posted by Canada24

Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's thêm popular, and probably was on Youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.

And yes..
They have thêm hoặc less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.

But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.

I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.

But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit thêm hilarious..

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Most UNDERRATED Metallica album

posted by Canada24

As all TRUE Metallica những người hâm mộ know.
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.

But why?

I gave it a listen.
And I tell bạn what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.

Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. thêm for the actual SONGS.

And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin tình yêu the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.

I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD

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Ten things I learned from JIMMY TATRO:

posted by Canada24

#1: NEVER READ COMMENTS:
Unless bạn want to feel horrible about yourself..

#2: STARTING FIGHTS ARE EASY:
All bạn need to do is wait for someone to say hi to you. Become angry for no reason, and claim bạn belong to ngẫu nhiên đường phố, street gangs that don't even exist in real life..

#3: NEVER TRUST pizza, bánh pizza DILVERY BOYS WHEN YOUR SMOKING WEED:
They could be undercover cops..

#4: YOUR Những người bạn ARE DICKS:
They will always find reasons to avoid "squad brunch"..

#5: ROBBERS ARE IDIOTS:
They will return stolen items as long as bạn give valid reasons to do so..

#6: MOVIE STARS ARE DICKS:
Jimmy has only been in two movies, both...

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WHY Cupakes would never happen

posted by Canada24

#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders cầu vồng Dash with joy.

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#2:
Pinkie makes bánh nướng nhỏ normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.

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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.

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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.

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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.

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hàng đầu, đầu trang ten most EVIL villains: PART 2:

posted by Canada24

#1: DOCTOR HARLAN FONTAINE (La Noire):
Fontaine is one of the most cold and ruthless characters in the game, obsessed with power and manipulation. He constantly utilizes people to further his ends, as seen bởi his keeping Elsa Lichtmann addicted to drugs in order to investigate the breakdown of an addict and using Lou Buchwalter for the Fund, causing his death. He is also a master at manipulating people, demonstrated bởi how he convinced Courtney Sheldon to give him the stolen army surplus morphine in blatant abuse of his trust. Furthermore, he manipulated Ira Hogeboom to assist in the Fund's...

hàng đầu, đầu trang 8 Greatest LA NOIRE moments

posted by Canada24

#1: LEROY SNAPS:
Lorna's lack of grief, her relationship with Leroy, as well as Lester's life insurance raised Phelps' suspicions. Phelps and Bekowsky eventually discover that Lester was murdered bởi a miếng bò hầm, bít tết knife, and was dead before the car hit him. If the player had already found the knife, when first investigating the crime scene. Cole will conclude this is the same one (witch is proven correct).
Phelps and Bekowsky will confront Lorna at her home. Revealing how cowardly she actually is, Lorna attempted to pin all the blame onto Leroy.
Unfortunately Leroy overheard and, armed with a handgun,...

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hàng đầu, đầu trang 5 video game characters who are neither good hoặc bad:

posted by Canada24

#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS (GTA 5):
Trevor shows to be extremely protective of those he cares for. He threatens ANYONE who disrespects them. And his anger of Brad's death show's he truly did care about the man.
But Trevor is ALSO impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the một giây trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy and walking out of the area without a care in sight. He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much...

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Got bored so made hàng đầu, đầu trang eight trích dẫn from SPOOF MAJOR:

posted by Canada24

#1:
The Majr: Gentlemen… we… are Nazis!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… Will have war!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… AND WE… *sneeze*
Nazis: Gesundheit! Gesundheit!

#2:
Doctor: But Major, now that they know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that is the plan~! Now that they know our plan, they will plan around our plan, and so we shall in turn plan around the plan that they are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: ...Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!

#3:
The Major: Ah, if...

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hàng đầu, đầu trang ten most EVIL villains:

posted by Canada24

Some villains bạn either hate them hoặc tình yêu them.
But REAL villains, are beyond just hated.. But NEED to die, not just for what they did to the hero, but what they did in GENERAL:

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#1: LORD SAURON:
Sauron created the RING for one reason, and one reason only.
To enslave the free peoples of Middle-earth during the một giây and Third Age.

At the end of the một giây Age, a Last Alliance of Men and Elves marched upon Mordor to defeat Sauron and his armies. The Alliance was Victorious and Sauron was physically destroyed bởi Isildur, after killing his...

Eminem - Rap God

posted by Canada24

"Look, I was gonna go easy on bạn not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as bạn say
I'm not taking any chances

YOUR JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDER!!

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God! (Rap God).
All my people from the front to the back nod! (Back nod).
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap...