#1: (live audience scene): Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times. Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd bạn leave the toilet ghế, chỗ ngồi up? Peele: chó cái, bitch WHY WAS bạn LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2: (live audience scene): Girl in audience: (laughing too hard) Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3: Key: (texting angrily) do bạn even WANT to hang out!? Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
Anderson: Please support the official release, bạn protestant fuckbucket.
Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my yêu thích cereal- (gets decapitacated) Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my yêu thích cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE! Anderson: Well. bạn know what time it is.. (Rape time)
Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?
Intergra: bạn do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement. Anderson: Oh. And...
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling* Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* Master Sword: Happy 4th of July! Tom: We already passed that. Audience: *Laughing* Master Sword: *Angry* SINCE WHEN?!!? Tom: Since last Saturday? Master Sword: *Has smoke coming out of his ears, and catches on fire* RAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!! Audience: *Laughing* Tom: Save that for The Story Of Corporal Agarn. Audience: *Laughing* Tom: We have three special guest stars that will appear later on in this show, but right...
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Safety Film's First, Actual Safety một giây
January 2, 1953
Pete was playing poker with a few other ponies. He had fifteen dollars, while Hawkeye had ten dollars. Coffee Creme had six dollars. Percy, and Jeff each had five dollars. Gordon had twenty five dollars....
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling* Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* Tom: Hello everypony. Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.
Then, it started raining.
Audience: *Laughing* Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me. Audience: *Laughing* Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening. Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is. Tom: Why? Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
As I survey the chaos, taking in the lack of raw humanity. It's as if the entire world's fallen in tình yêu with their INSANITYY!! Hear the innocent voices scream. As their tormentors laugh through all of it. No forgiveness for all I've seen. A degradation I cannot forget.
So sleep soundly in your beds tonight. For judgement falls upon bạn AT FIRST LIGGGHT!
I'm the hand of God~! I'm the dark messiah! I'm the vengeful one~! (Look inside and see what you're becoming) In the blackest moments! Of a dying world! What have bạn become~! (Look inside and see what you're becoming)
#1: PIPS DEATH: I think we all know why this scene is here :(
#2: SARAS KILLING ZOMBIE WORKERS: The valentine brothers turned all the guards into ghouls and Saras goes insane and kills the ghouls.. Guess killing ghouls would of been okay. But the look on Intergia's face made me feel bad about it.. :(
#3: SARAS GETS TORTURED bởi ZORIN: I am a very twisted person. But this is fuckin BRUTAL..
#4: ALUCARD'S PAST: he was enslaved bởi Ottoman conquerors when he was a child (making an exchange of noble children was often used to maintain peace between Turk and Christian Kingdoms) and suffred the worst childhood...
SATEN TWIST: (short tempered, recovering alcoholic, anti hero)
Saten: *drunkily* H xin chào rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack AppleJack: Are ya drunk hoặc something? Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week. (Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.) Saten: I I tình yêu bạn Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY! AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It...
#10: Major: Destory EVERYTHING! Nazi: Even Luân Đôn bridge. Major: Yes. Yes. Luân Đôn Bridge is falling down. We all know the song. The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum? The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
#9: Alucard: Walter, do bạn know what my hàng đầu, đầu trang three yêu thích things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. một giây is Nazis. Can bạn guess the first? Walter: Your father? Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
#8: Anderson: bạn will witness what happens what here today, and bạn will will speak of it later.. Except bạn won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
#1: LEROY SNAPS: Lorna's lack of grief, her relationship with Leroy, as well as Lester's life insurance raised Phelps' suspicions. Phelps and Bekowsky eventually discover that Lester was murdered bởi a miếng bò hầm, bít tết knife, and was dead before the car hit him. If the player had already found the knife, when first investigating the crime scene. Cole will conclude this is the same one (witch is proven correct). Phelps and Bekowsky will confront Lorna at her home. Revealing how cowardly she actually is, Lorna attempted to pin all the blame onto Leroy. Unfortunately Leroy overheard and, armed with a handgun,...
Now here is the real R Rated animated Người dơi movie. Unlike The Killing Joke, which was a good movie but was utter shit in the first thirty minutes, Gotham bởi Gaslight is pretty decent all over. Taking place in an alternate timeline where Gotham is a Victorian Luân Đôn city, Người dơi must stop Jack the Ripper as he walks the streets of Gotham, killing women. With a plot like this, bạn would think they'd just use The Joker again, like they always do. But instead, they resort to using a character bạn would never expect. I won't say who, but I was pretty surprised,...
#2: Mason: Woods, bạn look like hammered shit! Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!
#3: Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) bạn do that again! I'll kill you!
#4: Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...
#1: AVGN: bạn know what's really weird? That this game was actually capable of a 4-player mode using an accessory that allows four controllers to be connected to your Nintendo Entertainment System? Now, I can't imagine having four people playing this game. Who's gonna want to play this piece of shit? I'm lucky if I can get one other person! I have a better chance of cloning myself. (four Angry Video Game Nerds play and curse at the same time) AVGN 1: Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I just cloned myself. I'm in a dream, I can do whatever I want, so why don't we all just stop playing this fucking...
#1: Trevor Philips: (insulting ngẫu nhiên citizen) bạn look like bạn struggle with simple tasks.
#2: Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, bởi the way, that's entirely your fault.
#3: Trevor Philips: bạn make me want a lobotomy!
#4: Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream. Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery. Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite. Floyd Herbert: bạn should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence. Trevor Philips: I'll operate bạn under the influence if you're not careful.
#1: "I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded bởi a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....
This isn't stealing Wind's idea, I had this planned a while, his just convinced me to make it..
#10: đàn ghi ta, guitar MASTER: So as bạn may (but probably not) know, I play electric đàn ghi ta, guitar on my spare time. So I got a game at my brithday several years ago.. bạn plug in your guitar. And it's đàn ghi ta, guitar Hero, but real.. Only.. It fucking sucks! It kept breaking my strings cause bạn have to tune it, EVERY, FUCKING, SONG!!
God, I sold the game, I couldn't look at it.. Fuck that game!!
#9: BLACK OPS 3: This is thêm of a personal complaint over a review.. But bạn can't play one player, only online.. I never...
During the initial release, a crowd of protesters formed around the entrance to MGM, calling for a ban on the film. They claimed it would incite violence in children. Local news reporters were broadcasting live from the scene, and the producer David Kirschner was watching, disturbed bởi what he saw. Jeffrey Hilton, who worked with Kirschner at MGM, đã đưa ý kiến he could defuse the situation in ten minutes. Hilton went down and spoke to the ringleader and then the group disbanded, to the chagrin of the newscasters. Hilton never specified whether it was threats hoặc diplomacy that saved the day.