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#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill bạn both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell bạn all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?


#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?


#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill bạn both, slice bạn open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?


#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear bạn up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!


#5:
Salem: xin chào Ty? Who bạn think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set bởi our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE bạn ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. bạn heard that?


#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome bạn freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!


#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown


#8:
Elliot: bạn think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask bạn something? Did bạn have to live the rest of your life with your best Những người bạn life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So bạn can take your god damn báo cáo and shove it up your ass... And let me tell bạn something else.. bạn did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that bạn created... So bạn live with that!


#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how bạn like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!


#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.


#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!


#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few giây were no one's trying to kill us.


#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!


#14:
Rios: I can't believe bạn want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable


#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, bạn WISH bạn had moves like that.


#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!


#17:
Salem: Sense when are bạn such a god damn boy scot!?


#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!


#19:
Salem: (to Rios) bạn oh me a soda.


#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
posted by Canada24
Here's my FarCry3 crossover, well it's actually a retelling of the plot but using my GTA characters. As are all the "crossovers". Just some minor dialogue changes and other such stuff.. Eitherway, this one had always been one of my favourite stories. Cause it's quite dark, and the villains were fun to write.. The constant action helps two..

Seras isn't in this one, this was long before she started coming along.. But it does ngôi sao Carly.. So if bạn are interested in her, as she does get mentioned a lot, and has a characrer role in DEMONS.. This will help to understand a little more... Maybe..

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I've been alone on this. But I always found Micah really entertaining.. I even returned him in DEMONS.. Due to Demons being thêm comedic, he comes as thêm "love to hate".. But still a strong villain in the orginal RDR crossover..

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"You see anyone else?" Carly asked.

"Near as I can tell, only ones crazy enough to be out here are us." Micah replied.

"Yeah, well, don't talk to me about 'crazy' bạn son of a bitch." Carly growled.

"Ohh, so no "glad your alright, I was worried Micah?"

"You're lucky I haven't shot bạn yet!" Carly snapped....
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I only played 4 and 5.. So please bare with that ....

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#1: PACKIE MCCREARY:


Here he is, the whole reason I started nghề viết văn GTA stories in the first place. I just wanted to write something about Packie. But what I ended up creating instead is a still ongoing series with a huge cast of characters, and many different crossovers.. Packie almost always remains a important character. And his friendship with Dash Lucia, which also kick started the series, still remains as strong as ever.. Both of them still remain labeled...
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Ever sense I rebought the game on Xbox 1, lately, I always try to keep Trevor (even at his worst) that same "love to hate" character that Steve Ogg clearly had fun playing as...

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"Okay.. Me and sweet cheeks, Lucia, will take it from here" Trevor's voice replied.

"Don't call me sweet cheeks" Dash's voice complained.

"Sure, whatever bạn say... Sweet cheeks"

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#2:

"Hey Mr.. Are bạn knew here?" The stranger asked.

"Sure.. Who are bạn suppose to be?" Trevor asked.

"I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting tiếp theo to her. They were going to collect thêm ammo for Twilight's shotgun.

Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice ngày out, hoặc wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, bạn can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought bạn liked Rarity.
Spike: Nah,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and cầu vồng Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

Rainbow Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
Rainbow Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would bạn like to be my friend?
Rainbow Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this ain't supposed...
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#1:
At that moment Franklin's friend Lamar Davis came into the room, and Simeon told Lamar of the Franklin's achievement, witch seemed to visibly upset Lamar.

"Your fucking with me!?" Lamar cried.

"Man, we BOTH being fucked with" Franklin insisted.

"Man, knock it off, man. For real? After all the motherfucking work I put in, man!?" Lamar cried a bit angrily.

"Man, fuck this Employee of the tháng shit, homie. I'm sitting up here trying to ge-"

" What do bạn mean, "fuck this Employee of the tháng shit", man? When there's some shit to be won, God damn it, I want it. I don't give a fuck WHAT it is....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 32

Gordon Goes East

January 9, 1954

On many railroads, steam engines were being replaced bởi diesels. This was called dieselization, and there were several railroads that were operating only diesel engines, but most railroads still had steam.

Gordon: *Seeing Bigboy pass with freight...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Seanthehedgehog & Fefe2002 present

Rainbow Dash Gets Sued

Ponies: *walking around Ponyville*

Hasbro narrator: Generic plot, generic plot, generic plot, generic plot. Generic plot, generic plot, generic plot.

Snips & Snails: *running along houses*

Hasbro narrator: Generic plot, buy ours toys, generic plot, buy ours toys, generic plot, buy ours toys, buy ours toys, generic-

Rainbow Dash: AH, ENOUGH ALREADY!! *looks at script* This story has nothing to do with the title! I mean look at this!! cầu vồng Dash gets sued?! What kind of an idiot would write a story about me getting sued?

Pinkie Pie:...
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Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Season 3 highlights

Gordon: *Sitting on steps of signalbox* What? Were bạn expecting Hawkeye to hiển thị up in a train like the season 2 highlights? Well, tough shit! bạn get to see my yêu thích parts of season 3-
Coffee Creme: Gordon, this isn't about you! It's about the fans. Show...
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Mastersword as an interviewer: xin chào princess Twilight. Good having bạn here.

Twilight: Sure.

Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?

Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.

Sword: That's nice. But the câu hỏi is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?

Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a câu hỏi being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.

Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. bạn answered 'none' of my questions. bạn kinda sound...
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posted by Canada24
Here's a film I wanted to talk about for quite a while.

A film made in 1995. And I swear it holds up amazingly, I watched it on HD. It does have that 90's feel to it. But it's one of the greatest films I've seen in a long time..

It stars morgan Freeman (a man who I swear looks the same in every movie I ever see him, it's so werd) as a cynical retiring cop. He is partnered with Chris Pratt as a foul mouthed, short tempered, idealistic detective transferred from another town. The town itself they are in is never stated. Youtuber CHRIS STUCKMANN says this is one of the positives about the film....
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Song (Start at 3:14): link


Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are bạn doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the ngày after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and bạn can definitely wait for success.

Kevin: What-what? Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 14

Jeff And The cầu vồng

October 16, 1952

Jeff likes to tell ponies what to do. On every thursday, Jeff is responsible for telling Pierce, and Gordon how to work in the yards as they push the freight cars down the hump.

Jeff: Get the engines coupled to the train.
Gordon: *Drives engine* Coupling...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER:
n the original continuity, Freddy Krueger is the dream-invading ghost of a child murderer, seeking to continue his spree. In life, he kept missing children's pictures of his victims in a scrapbook and posed as an unassuming, caring father before his wife discovered the truth; he then murders his wife with no hesitation. When he got off on a technicality, the people of Springwood lynched Freddy, at which point he makes a bargain with demonic forces to become, in his own words, "what nightmares are made of". He uses his newfound powers to find increasingly creative ways to...
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#1: FRIDAY THE 13th":
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause bạn know. That ALWAYS ends well.

And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far thêm affective to say

"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"


#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".


#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death cá mập attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING...
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This October, I've been in a real Werewolf binge.. Been. Can't stop thinking of them.. As a kid, they were my yêu thích monsters, and kinda forgot about them over the years.. So here's a danh sách to celebrate this coming Halloween with infamish half-man half-wolf

link



#10: THE WOLFMANv (1941):
Gotta give proper credit to the orginal. The first.. But never seen it, so don't really have anything to say..


#9: chó sói, sói (1994):
It's Jack Nickelson as a werewolf.. Kinda speaks for itself.

Jack's character is bitten bởi a chó sói, sói while driving vermont. He begins using this new power to advantage.. Only when falling...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Fillydelphia, 1992

Case cracker is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.

Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this ngựa con, ngựa, pony named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?
Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my súng from the găng tay compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case cracker at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told bạn that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: xin chào Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...
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