Kane: "I enjoy this fellows name, Minion such a good profession for some too" *smiles*
(*face palm*)

Minion:Thank you I'm an ex villain and soon to be grandfather.I still look good for my age Don't I?
(Such a dumbass)

Kane: "an ex-villain, but your name....you should be 'a' Minion not 'the' Minion"
(sure, you could say that)

Minion:It's complicated.*scratches behind his ear with his leg like a dog* Hey come back here you flee I'm not finished with you!
(forgive me he's an idiot)

Kane: *walks away* "if that's not the case I've lost interest, and I can help you out with that" *hand bursts into flames*

Minion:Awesome! Burn the flee for torturing m,e! Mwahahaha!
(Yup,He's officially lost it)

Kane: *smiles and extends his hand out shooting fire at Minion engulfing him*
(this is just, strange)

Minion:Ahhh! I said the flea! Not me you bastard!*jumps in nearest water source*
(It's alright he deserved it)

Kane: *touches the edge of the water source and smiles at him using magic to freeze the water and summons lightning* "I will get them, even if I have to go 'through' you"
(I'm not so sure about that)

Minion:Mmm ghgvgvvccmnjgdf!
(I have no idea what he's saying but we Probably don't want to know.)

Kane: *laughs and stops* "there is nothing left to learn here" *dusts himself off*
(Indeed)

Minion:*escapes ice* *runs after Kane*I'm gonna kill you!
(See he's fine)

Kane: *turns around and looks at him* "no, you aren't" *vanishes in a cloud of smoke voice echoing around* "there is nothing for me left to learn, so I no longer need to be here. You should just forgive and forget, there's nothing you can do ex-villain just move on and don't try to get revenge"

Minion:Whatever *sniffles* I think I have a cold *sneezes* Arghhhh!!!

(well that was....interesting, I really didn't think he'd go that far though)