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Goku: (puts his hands up, preparing a spirit bomb)
Frieza: (not aware of what’s happening) What are bạn doing now?
Goku: … Stretching.
Frieza: In the middle of our fight?
Goku: …… Yes.
(from distance)
Piccolo: What’s going on? He’s just standing there with his hands up.
Krillin: Wait a second.
Krillin:(Goku and Frieza and hear Krillin, cause he’s screaming as loud as possible) HE’S USING THE SPIRIT BOMB!
Frieza: The Spirit whats-it-now?
Goku: (thinking) Oh no.
Piccolo: Would bạn stop screaming.
Krillin: (still screaming) THE SPIRIT BOMB IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL FRIEZA!
Piccolo:...

Before there was Zombieland and before there Shaun of the Dead, we didn’t get much comedy zombie movies. Sure, there were some, but not much. However, one movie came along that I think was an underrated classic of the 90s. First off, the movie was directed bởi Peter Jackson… yes, the Lord of the Rings Peter Jackson. Before he made Lord of the Rings, he made this movie. And it’s just as good as Lord of the Rings…. Okay, maybe not as good, but it’s still a good movie. Anyway, let’s talk about Dead Alive (Or Braindead if bạn live outside of North America.





Dead Alive follows the...

(Please be advised that there's some thêm mature humor in this, thanks in advance.)

Toon Link. The cartoon version of one of gaming's biggest icons, and it looks like he's here to stay.

And honestly, what's not to tình yêu about Toon Link? He's courteous, powerful, and is always way stronger than he PROBABLY SHOULD BE IN SMASH BROS GODDAMMI-

And is tổng thể a very memorable character.....Which brings me to the logical conclusion that he should RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

Why bạn may ask?

Stop asking such silly questions. :)

So without further ado, I'm your host Killer Semenstar and let's get RIIIIIGHT into the...

Wind: So, I get to go on a vacation to Spain, huh. This shouldn’t be so bad. I was getting sick of being in Ponyville all of the time anyway

Wind: Okay, I have no idea where I am going
Gonado: (Stares at Wind)
Wind: Uh…… Can I help you?
Gonado: (Speaks Spanish)
Wind: …….. Okay (Walks off)
Gonado: (Picks up an axe and follows Wind)
Wind: Well, that guy was a damn freak
Gonado: (Swings the axe at Wind’s head)
Wind: Goddamn it. Not again (Bend down to tie his shoes)
Gonado: (Misses, losing his balance, and falls off of the cliff)
Wind: Huh, wonder where that weird guy went

Wind: (Locks himself...

We all do something to spend time with our siblings. Either it’s having a fun conversation with them, playing with them, hoặc just hanging out with them. What did me and my two brothers do when we hung out? We beat the living shit out of each other on a daily basis. So, when our little sister was still in elementary school, and my older brother still lived with us, we watched this hiển thị called Deadliest Warriors, where two different warriors from the past would be tested with their strength and then they would fight to the death to see who would win. It’s kinda like Death Battle if it was...

(Note: This is based off of CinemaSins Everything Wrong With series. Also, this is just nitpicking. I do this out of tình yêu for Wind Waker)
You will first notice that this game was made in 2002, and considering that the ngôi sao Wars prequels were made around this time, bạn can tell it wasn’t a very good year
Well, it’s no wonder the town was attacked. The Triforce is just lying in a field right out in the open
Why does this village only have one horse
Man, when did Ganondorf get a bad case of crispy-burnt skin?
This game really loves shoving Ocarina of Time in my face, huh
So, the hero never came?...

Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a người hâm mộ of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a người hâm mộ of Harry Potter… the sách anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great sách that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, bạn wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the tác giả states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...

Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? bạn mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, xin chào Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... xin chào Orca.
Orca: So, bạn want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for bạn to teach me a new di chuyển so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's quần lót says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few phút of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link....

Chuck: So, we've been waiting for like...three hours
Stacey: It's been five phút Chuck
Chuck: Well, I just want to know when something happens Explosion) Something happened. Gotta go check it out
Stacey: Wait, bạn don't even know where it is happ- (Chuck leaves)
Chuck: (Sees soldiers robbing casino vaults) Hey, bạn can't just do that
Soldiers: (Aim súng at Chuck)
Chuck: ..................... Uh............ Please don't shoot.......
(Later, after the fight)
Chuck: (Panting) Man, I hope that is the only time I have to do that (Phone rings) Hello
Stacey: Chuck, it looks like that three other casinos...

CANNIBAL WEREWOLF

Cannibalism. It's very rare these days, not very often, do we see the event of people eating other humans, for the for strong hunger, hoặc simply cautiously, of what it's like. But one man, Davis Madden, is a Cannibal, and he takes pride in it. He is a very horrorible man, and is very hungry. But because Cannibalism is most likely illegal, he is usually on the run. However he eventually made a pack of cannibals, lead bởi him. Now they are searching around, looking for unfortunate victims. They found their way into a small village.

Joining the night, they all had knives and hatchets,...

Now, if bạn know me, bạn know that I watch Abridged series. One of my các sở thích would be Dragon Ball Z Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. However, all of these were made bởi TeamFourStar, so they are pretty much abridged geniuses. However, there is one Abridged that, sadly, didn't go anywhere. That is Attack on Titan Abridged.
Now, this one had probably the longest first episode out of any other TeamFourStar series. And they used there time VERY well. All of the comedy is perfect in this. From dark to slapstick humor. This abridged used all of it. Another likable thing is the characters....

Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

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Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did bạn hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...

Ganondorf: Ha ha, no doubt my giant black guard killed Link. (Laughs)
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There bạn are, bạn fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... bạn hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill bạn all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey,...