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Marching Parade: *Going through a railroad crossing*
Trumpet Player: The lights are flashing!
Saxaphone Player: Who cares? We need to keep moving!
Sean: *Stops at the crossing* Well, while I'm waiting for a clear path, let's see those two episodes of Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime.

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 9: Masturbation Escapation

Cassandra was with her Những người bạn at Addie's house. They were playing Chinese Checkers. Except Marisa. She was having sex with a man, watching her Những người bạn play against each other.

Stephanie: Why are bạn two doing that in front of us?
Kat: Because I told her to.
Marisa: You're being really stupid Kat. You're never making out with this man.
Kat: I don't think you're right about that.
Addie: *Gets a text on her phone* Hold on. *Looks at her phone* No way!
Cassandra: Hm?
Stacey: What is it?
Addie: Theresa just sent me a text. She says that Masuke masturbated, and squirted cum three feet into the air. She's challenging us to squirt higher than her.
Stephanie: Why? That sounds terrible.
Marisa: Not to me.
Kat: I can squirt higher than her.
Eula: Not if I have anything to say about it.

All of the girls except Stephanie went to meet Masuke at her house.

Masuke: Cassandra, bạn and your Những người bạn arrived. It seems that all of bạn except for Stephanie got my text.
Addie: We accept your challenge.
Stacey: We just need rulers to measure our cum.
Veronica: The rest of us will watch you, and make sure bạn don't cheat.
Molly: I might be too busy masturbating myself.
Kat: What are we waitin' for? Let's get down to business.
Masuke: Eager to start, eh? For that, we'll let bạn go first.

Kat laid down on a bed, and began to masturbate. Her judge was Veronica.

Molly: *Masturbating nearby*
Masuke: bạn weren't kidding Molly.
Molly: I told bạn I'd be masturbating.
Stacey: *Holding out a ruler* I got bạn covered.
Veronica: This sure is becoming interesting. I might do this myself. Hurry up so I can tham gia in on the fun.
Kat: *Squirts* There!
Veronica: That was three and a half feet.
Molly: *Squirts* Ah~!
Stacey: Two and a half.
Molly: Darn. Oh well, it still felt good.

Addie was up next. Veronica also started masturbating.

Kat: This time, I'm judging you.
Veronica: Thanks.
Masuke: *Holding a ruler for Addie*
Addie: This may take a while. bạn don't rush art after all.
Masuke: I know. It took me nine phút just to- *Watches Addie squirt* finish. I'm afraid bạn only got two feet.
Addie: Let's see how Veronica does.
Veronica: *Farts as she continues masturbating*
Alinah: That's it. I'm up next.
Eula: I was about to say that.
Veronica: *Squirts*
Kat: Three point nine.
Masuke: That's my girl.
Eula: Not if me and Alinah have anything to say about it.

Both Eula, and Alinah farted at the same time. As they began to masturbate, Cassandra, and Nicole were the judges.

Theresa: I know that this is supposed to be focused on Cassandra, and her friends, but I'd like to go after Alinah.
Masuke: Be my guest.
Cassandra: *Watching Alinah*
Nicole: *Watching Eula*
Alinah: *Farting*
Eula: *Farting*

Everyone came after that. Even a few men outside came.

Man 44: What was that?
Man 29: All I heard were two girls farting, and then all of a sudden, my dick got hard, and I came.
Man 59: The same thing just happened to me.

Back inside, Nicole, and Cassandra were measuring Alinah, and Eula's cum.

Cassandra: Alinah got four feet.
Nicole: And Eula got four point one.
Marisa: My turn.
Theresa: And mine as well.

Alinah judged Marisa while Eula judged Theresa.

Marisa: *Blushing as she continues to masturbate* This is one of the best challenges ever.
Theresa: I could do this all day.
Marisa: *Farts as she squirts*
Alinah: *Squirts* That's my thing!
Marisa: *Continues squirting as she poops her pants* Ah, now that feels good.
Alinah: You're tied with Eula.
Eula: And Theresa got three point eight feet.

Cassandra and Stacey both started at the same time. Theresa, and Veronica were judging the two girls.

Theresa: Cassandra got four feet.
Veronica: Stacey got three point two.
Eula: That means me and Marisa are the winners.
Marisa: Care to do a tie breaker?
Eula: bạn bet.
Alinah: Let me tham gia too. I bet I can break your records.
Stacey: Well there's one thing we all know bạn can break.
Alinah: *Farts*
Eula: *Farts*
Marisa: Can I tham gia in too?
Alinah: Okay, all three of us do it at the same time. One, two, three.

All three girls farted at the same time.

Man 56: What the hell?
Man 60: As soon as those girls started farting, I came!
Man 36: So did I. It's like their farts control our semen.
Alinah: *Farts again*
Man 36: Goddammit!

Ending theme

Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have bạn in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My butt is very big, because I have to fart. And it'll give bạn a very big hard on!

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 15, 2018

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Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let bạn know what'll happen in the tiếp theo episode.
Fat Pat: tiếp theo up in Gasser!
Shirtless Shane: A new girl joins Masuke's crew, but she makes Alinah very jealous.

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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 10: Gasser!

Masuke: *Walking trang chủ from the mall* It's so convenient that I live near the mall where I work, and shop. *Hears a woman having sex* This I gotta see. *Peaks into the room of a single story building*

Masuke saw another girl named Shannon.

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Shannon: *Riding a cock* Oh! Oh! Yes! *Farts*
Man: Oh yeah, make it harder!
Shannon: *Farting shave and a haircut*
Masuke: *Grinning while devil horns grow on her head*

Half an giờ later.

Shannon: *Scratching her leg as she farts, while walking out of the house*
Masuke: *Walks from behind a bush, and follows Shannon* Excuse me. I run a sexual enterprise, and I think you're perfect for my crew.
Shannon: Oh, thank you.

tiếp theo morning, Shannon arrived at a meeting Masuke was holding.

Masuke: Cassandra's making thêm money than us, but hopefully that will change when our customers start heading towards our newest member, Shannon.
Shannon: Hello. *Farts*
Veronica: *Farts*
Alinah: *Farts* No girl can fart as good as me.
Shannon: We'll see about that. *Farts longer than Alinah*
Alinah: I'm not one to give up that easily. *Farts longer than Shannon*
Shannon: *Farts twice*
Alinah: *Farts twice*
Shannon: *Farts four times*
Alinah: *Farts four times*
Theresa: This is getting interesting.
Veronica: I feel like masturbating.
Molly: Me too.
Alinah & Shannon: *Farting non-stop for ten seconds*
Masuke: Looks like either one of these girls can win.
Shannon: I got plenty of gas to spare. *Farts*
Alinah: I once farted non-stop for a whole hour. *Farts three times*
Shannon: My farts are so loud that they make men within ten miles hard. *Farts*
Alinah: I fart so much that I also end up shitting myself. *Farting for seven seconds* I just did it now.
Shannon: *Farting non-stop for twenty seconds*
Alinah: *Starts farting as soon as Shannon*

Both girls were blushing with their eyes shut tight, trying to fart the longest while also pooping.

Nicole: This is a close one!

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

Masuke: *Opens the door* Yes?
Man: *Standing in the front of a line with 195 other men* Yeah, we heard and smelled all the farting that bạn girls were doing, and it made us very hard. We'd like to have sex with bạn at any price bạn desire.
Shannon: It's a tie.
Alinah: Fine with me. bạn put up a good fight. hoặc should I say fart?
Shannon: *Farts*
Alinah: *Farts*
Men: *Cum*
Man 53: Save that for when we have sex.
Girls: *Laughing*

Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have bạn in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My butt is very big, because I have to fart. And it'll give bạn a very big hard on!

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from March 10, 2019

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Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let bạn know what'll happen in the tiếp theo episode.
Fat Pat: tiếp theo up in Carrot Thief
Shirtless Shane: Stephanie plants lots of vegetables in her garden, but her carrots get stolen.

Sean made it to the station seven hours later.

Sean: *Stops* Damn marching band. tiếp theo time they do that, I'm running them over! *Looks at the reader* bạn heard nothing, and I'll see bạn tiếp theo Saturday.
bạn all thought Sonic 06 was the worst Sonic related thing. People, that is pretty much Ocarina of Time compared to this butchering of video game characters. It's known as What's the Story Morning Glory.
First off, the dumbest name for a fanfic ever. Secondly, this is another sex fanfic. Not just sex, but rape. Fan-fucking-tastic
This... Thing starts with Tails saying how the whole town thinks he's gay. It causes people to mock him, causes him to lose his job, and causes his Những người bạn to hate him. What is all of Mobius homophobic hoặc some shit. Anyway, Tails finds out that the one who started the...
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Sean: *Lined up with Johnny Lightning's Plymouth* We'll finally see who's the fastest.
Johnny: As long as nobody interrupts us like last week.
Mabel: *Arrives* Johnny, Commander Kane needs to speak with you.
Sean: We're about to race!
Mabel: I'm sorry, but this is important.
Johnny: Oh come on!!
Mabel: Also, I'm hosting. This is tonight's lineup.

8 PM - Now

Trainz - Bak2Bak

8:30 PM - Later

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina anime - Bak2Bak

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run bởi five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful ngày in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have bạn done?
Pete: You're still going to drive trains,...
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Remember when I talked about Dead Rising 2 and đã đưa ý kiến that I liked it just a little less than Dead Rising 1? Well now it is time for me to finally talk about why I like Dead Rising 1 more. And I am aware of the technical flaws of Dead Rising compared to the sequel, but everything else, the feel, the stuff around it, it just captivates me more.
You play as Frank West, a cocky news reporter who has covered wars, ya know. He travels to Willamette, Colorado during a mysterious outbreak. There, Frank comes across agents from the Department of Homeland Security, Brad and Jessie, who are searching...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: (Sitting at a park bench)
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do bạn want, James?
James: I just came for a walk, and bạn were here
Wind: Bullshit. bạn were looking for me
James: Okay, I was. Did bạn see that protest in town
Wind: Protest?
James: Yeah, this one with this one crazy woman
Wind: Crazy? Oh boy, what is it this time?

Alana: It is time we stop letting men step all over us
Wind: Who the fuck is that
James: I think she đã đưa ý kiến her name was Alana Sedgwickson. She’s pretty messed up
Wind: How so?
Alana: We need to stop shaming anyone and everyone who is against homosexuality, blacks, women, and anyone...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon

Episode 20

Another Way To Lie

January 7, 1953

It was a snowy ngày in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.

Pete: Why won't bạn work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help...
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bạn know, I already made a danh sách of those horrible people who will gladly take the lives of others… So I thought why not talk about thêm of them. I don’t know why, but it seems that video games and murderers seem to go together in a very insane puzzle. So today, we will talk about ten thêm video game murderers. First, the rules. Only from games that I have played and only one game per franchise. Also, I am not going to include the same killers from the last list, in order to avoid being redundant. And lastly, neither Trevor from GTA V hoặc Vaas from Far Cry 3 will be on this list. Vaas has...
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Kevin: *Leading a dancing line with Liam, Mr. Nut, Wayne, Miss. Heart, Tom Foolery, Master Sword, and Saten Twist*
Ian: I wish I could join, but being a train, I'd probably go too fast, and run them over. Now, time for those back to back episodes of Gran Turismo.

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black chuyển đổi, chuyển đổi được with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the chuyển đổi, chuyển đổi được they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas

Mordecai & Rigby were watching TV, when a commercial came on.

Rigby: Aw, really?
Mordecai: Screw this.
Rigby: Hold up! There's a commercial for a videogame!!
Man: Now available in stores is an all new Sonic The Hedgehog game, that has all the sonic games in one disc!
Mordecai: Awesome.
Man: bạn can play up to 45 characters in any game.
Rigby: I want this!!!
Man: Only available in Canada!
Mordecai: WHAT?!!?
Man: Sonic Forever! Rated Everyone 10, and up.
Rigby: How could it be only available in Canada? That's 200 miles from here!
Mordecai:...
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So about a while back, like two years ago, I reviewed The Hills Have Eyes 2009 remake. I thought it was alright. Disgusting as hell and stupid at times, but an enjoyable movie. And that’s when I remembered it’s a remake. I knew there was a film remade, but what I didn’t know is that the original film was created bởi Wes Craven, who made Nightmare on Elm Street. Despite that, this movie was made a few years before Nightmare on Elm Street. Is it as good as Wes Craven’s other classics hoặc is it best forgotten? Let’s found out.



The film follows a small American suburban town called...
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Percy: *Building a snowman with Kevin*
S.B: *Throws a snowball at Gordon*
Gordon: Hey!
S.B: Come on, it's a snowball fight.
Orion: *Crashes a model train into a hotel*
Liam: Hey, if bạn want to have fun crashing stuff, play Train Simulator.
Orion: Alright.
Liam: Liam here from The Nut House. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I have created tonight's schedule for you.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails
Trainz

8:30 PM - Later

Bartholomew - Back to back

Liam: Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Ponies On The Rails got his own spin off. This should be fun to watch, but first, Ponies On...
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Standing, in the darkness.
Alone, with only your dreams.
Or rather.
Your nightmares.
Could they be fiction?
Or your own reality?

Chestnut Pines, Washington. A small town out from the lively cities and locations of the country. A town of dying business and abandoned homes. It gets by, but barely thriving. It’s a simple town, but that will change. A nightmare is coming into the town. Nobody will suspect it, and when they do, it may be too late. This is a năm of something dark. What will happen? What choices will be made? Will they be for the best, hoặc will they go wrong. The choice is up to you,...
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Oliver: This is it. We ain't gonna be around no more.
Rosie: I'll miss all of you.
Shayne: bạn still have time to be here. You're last episode will be playing after Ponies On The Rails.
Oliver: Oh.
Rosie: Okay.
Shayne: Welcome back, hoặc welcome for those of bạn just joining us. I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. Let's get those stories rolling on our một giây half of the hiển thị with Ponies On The Rails.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog...
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Teacher: And that kids is how Hitler Mất tích the war
Wind: Can we learn about something in history that isn’t Hitler for once
Teacher: No, now sit down
(The chuông, bell rings)
Teacher: Okay class, we’ll continue tomorrow
Wind: Hopefully I can get hit bởi a truck before then
(The class leaves)
Teacher: (Waits for them to leave before taking a flask out of his bàn and drinking from it)

Teacher: (Drives home) I swear, those kids don’t have any appreciation for history hoặc even their fellow man (Hits the breaks as a person drives out in front of him) Watch where you’re driving bạn fucking asshole! (Continues...
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Therapist: bạn honestly believe that everyone around bạn is a waste of space
Wind: Exactly
Therapist: Have bạn ever thought that maybe it is bạn who is the problem
Wind: Let me check (Looks outside and sees a group of guys nghề viết văn a penis on the whiteboard)
Wind: Nope. It is definitely the rest of the world
(A clock rings)
Therapist: (Under breath) Oh thank god (To Wind) Looks like we’re out of time today. Same time tiếp theo week?
Wind: Bite me (Walks out)
Hannah: So, how is the therapy working
Wind: Fuck off, Hannah. You’re the reason I had to talk to the school therapist in the first place
Hannah:...
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The Richardsons
(Applause)
Starring Howard
Howard: (Hearing clapping, as he looks up from his newspaper)
Wendy
Wendy: (Startled from the clapping)
Oscar
Oscar: (Looks around his bedroom as he hears clapping)
Megan
Megan: (Takes off her headphones to hear the clapping)
And Bob
Bob: (Smiles)

The Richardsons is filmed in front of a live studio audience
(70’s sitcom âm nhạc plays)
(Camera zooms in on a decrepit house with boarded doors and windows)
(Everyone sitting at the breakfast table, looking as if they are crazy)
Wendy: Howard, what are we gonna-
Howard: Quiet. If we don’t talk, they won’t...
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Master Sword was born in Manehatten. He was always cared for bởi his mother, but his father, being a drunkard, a cheater, and a poor parent, had never liked him. His father would always insult him, hit him, and call him gay, because he never had a girlfriend in school. However, he always cared about Sword's brother, Chimney Sweep, who always wanted to be better than Sword, and he always did one up Master Sword in everything he did. Cookie Crumb, Master Sword's young sister, always cared about him, just like his mother, but was always scared of him when he got angry. Due to how Master Sword was...
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Craig Armstrong: For those who don't know. He's the voice of the famish Dan..

Max Gilmardi: It's one of the many reasons I tình yêu Spike in pony,mov. I tried watching thêm of his videos,, but his only one I laughed at is, "Little Jerry and the closet".. (I also tình yêu his name for some reason).

Daniel Baxter: (How it should of ended)

Seth Macfarlene:

Greg: (Voice of the mentally advanced series)

Shia LaBeouf:

Ned Luke: (Micheal De Santa)

Rob Weithoff: (John Marston)

Jane Lynch: Not kidding when I say. I hope she ends up appearing in my little pony. Though I don't see it ever happening..

Mrawkwardreviewer:


There's obviously more.. But it'll go on and on forever..
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I'm so fresh bạn can suck my nuts.
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