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bạn know what’s a setting that indie developers really seem to like? The cyberpunk genre. I’m not complaining, I tình yêu that stuff too. But I have like three games played that are cyberpunk, and I am pretty sure I have thêm waiting to be played that are also taking place in that setting. And naturally, I thought I would review the one I played first on here before the others. And low and behold, it is one that many people have talked about before, VA-11 HALL-A, pronounced Valhalla.



VA-11 HALL-A is set in a cyberpunk world, where corporations decide the fate of humans, where everyone has nanomachines in their bodies, and where Red Shibas can talk and it is the most annoying thing in the world apparently. Rumors are going around about the corruption of the police force, a mysterious hacker group known as Alice_Rabbit, and a possible scam going on in the local media. Well, bạn shouldn’t care about that, cause bạn are not involved with that. bạn aren’t a police officer, a journalist hoặc a rebel. bạn are Jill, a bartender who has clearly had a lot of problems in her life, who works at the small bar called VA-11 HALL-A. Here, bạn do what bạn can to mix drinks accordingly to the customers request, hear about their life stories, and try to get enough money to make it through the week and hopefully not end up evicted from the apartment bạn live in. A very simple game, but one that has a lot of great turns, and a lot of talk about sex. From breast size to prostitution to Jill remembering a time her girlfriend shoved a cucumber in her vagina, why the fuck am I playing this trash?
But seriously though, the perspective bạn take from this standpoint is interesting. Here bạn got all these interesting things going on in the world from hacking groups to corporate schemes to revolutions and such, and yet, bạn aren’t in the front row ghế, chỗ ngồi of it all. Instead, being a bartender, bạn only hear about it in conversations. The most you’ll get is hearing it on the news, but that’s about it. Just hearing it all in conversations with bar patrons. It’s pretty unique and is a fun way to tell the story in a way that could’ve gone real poorly, but VA-11 HALL-A manages to pull it off quite well. And speaking of the patrons, each character is unique in their own way. bạn got usual pricks like news reporter and horseblower Donovan and rude douche Ingram, oddball characters like the “poetic” Virgilio and the robotic android Kira Miki, Streaming-Chan can get the fuck out of my bar, and regulars like the robot prostitute Dorothy and the intelligent Alma. Alma is best girl. And each one of these characters always has a unique and interesting story to tell you. Alma’s issues with her older sister, Sei and Stella’s friendship despite their different circumstances, Streaming-Chan can get the fuck out of my bar, and Dorothy having to discuss things with her sorta mother/guardian. There’s even cameo appearances from characters from other games bởi the company, like characters for 2064, a game I have yet to play, and that one indie game nobody likes. bạn know, Yick.
The sprite work is also really good. Each character bạn meet always pops out with that stylish thiết kế to them. No two characters ever look the same and it is amazing. Speaking of amazing, that soundtrack. I think this can rival some of the best video game soundtracks out there. I even bought the soundtrack for it and listen to it on a regular basis. It’s just that funky. But âm nhạc aside, if we can’t be rebels hoặc get involved in secret conspiracies, what can we do in this games story? Well, around the halfway point, things start to take a serious turn for Jill, who is so riddled with guilt from her past due to just making simple mistakes that could easily be solved, only for them to kinda…. Not be so easy. I’d hate to spoil it for anyone who wants to play VA-11 HALL-A, just don’t expect this to be your usual Cyberpunk story. This game isn’t here to make bạn think about society. This game will make bạn laugh, make bạn cry, make bạn câu hỏi your sexuality a few times, and then make bạn laugh and cry again with it’s tone.
It’s hard to talk about a visual novel that is all about mixing drinks. Shit, mixing drinks is the most gameplay bạn get from the game and I haven’t even talked about that. bạn got tons of variety with mixing drinks. Try not to fuck it up, and always remember what characters like and dislike, like how Dorothy likes Blue nàng tiên hoặc how Donovan prefers his bia to be huge. Remembering that will grant bạn a good tip, and money will not only allow bạn to buy stuff in the games store for your house, but it will also allow bạn to pay rent so Jill doesn’t go homeless and prevents bạn from getting the good ending. Yeah, don’t do that.
I don’t know what thêm I can say about this game that isn’t, “I really tình yêu this game’s style.” And I really do tình yêu it. It’s just a fun time all around to get to know the characters, hear about the world of this town, and just mix drinks to make people’s lives in this shit hole less shit. If bạn are interested in a fun visual novel title, VA-11 HALL-A is one I cannot recommend enough. Get your hands on it if bạn have the chance.

Up Next: We send a cún yêu, con chó con to the boss
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Teacher: Okay kids, so today, we will be heading to the amusement park
Cody: GAY!.... Sorry, I just needed a reason to shout that
Teacher: …. Anyway, after our successful fundraiser, we managed to make a bit too much money. Instead of giving this to charity, the board of education remembered that having a soul isn’t cheap, so instead, they decided to use the money for a field trip to the amusement park, which was much cheaper than giving all the money away for charity
Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run bởi assholes
Teacher: Me too. Now, I want everyone to line up in a single file line-
(All...
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Video games have a lot of easter eggs, and I mean a LOT of them. An easter egg, for those who don’t know, are little things in games that the developers put to get a good joke out of some people in order to get a good laugh, but they make it hidden is so much hard to find places, that it bạn would never be able to find it unless bạn went out of your way to get it. So, today, I want to share with bạn over fifty easter eggs that I found to be interesting. Before we starts, some rules. Only one game per franchise, just so I can make it even harder on myself. Lastly, I am including games I have...
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Mario - A fat Italian plumber who sucks at his own job and has no other choice but to work as a hero in the land of nấm drug trips and massacre every living creature in his way, including innocent rùa, con rùa people, the wildlife, and even the infant son of the villain, all so he can get blue-balled in the end bởi the princess.

Sonic - a blue washed-up character who has taken a brutal beating from the Sega Mafia after Sonic 06, managed to get better with the help of his fans, but the mafia wasn’t done with him, as they came back for another meeting with Sonic’s legs and a baseball bat during...
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(Links to episodes 1 and 2 will be in the các bình luận section for those who haven't seen them yet! Although I wonder how this is going to work when we get to a huge episode count like 50....LOL)

(Hey there everyone! Jared Potts is back with another exciting installment of my own original fan-fiction series, Network 999! Sorry for the delay on this one, life was busy and whatnot. I hope bạn enjoy this episode as much as I had fun making it. ^___^)

Quick Story Recap: It is the năm 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even thêm powerful than...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: Okay, so now all I have to do is collect a bunch of stupid masks in order to kill a bigger stupid mask and save some bullshit land that I don’t even know- Why the fuck am I doing this again?
Tattle: Because if bạn don’t do something about it, I’ll force bạn to
Wind: Yeah, I’m sure a little fairy like bạn can even- (Suddenly hits him) OW! WHAT THE FUCK
Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
Wind: Fine (Quietly) Fucking bitch

Great Fairy: Hello
Wind: AH! AH! AH! AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy. Welcome to my fountain
Wind: Please stop staring at...
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posted by Canada24
"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.

"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

"No, about táo, apple pie, yes about the figh-

"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.

"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.

"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.

"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.



"Well.. bạn and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.

"Just as long as bạn don't abandon me" Daryl replied.

"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.

FLASHBACK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

Theif:...
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Have bạn ever wanted to decipher a completely different language, only to find out that it was just really, REALLY bad English…. No? Too bad, because Time Travel Journal does just that. So, it’s been a while since I did a bad review. And what better way to try something new than with Time Travel Journal, deemed as one of the worst creepypastas of all time… Is it really that bad? Well, let’s find out.
So, it starts out on January 9th, 1987, following John Terry, who đã đưa ý kiến that he was going into the cave nearby, saying that if anyone finds this journal, he is dead. The tiếp theo day, John was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie...
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posted by windwakerguy430
~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found bởi Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....
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~Story~

In the năm 1927, there is a small island town in New York named cáo, fox Hill. The only other contact the island has is a long bridge connected to the rest of America. However, the town had a small population, due to the town being run bởi a dangerous gang known as Steam Knuckle a gang filled with steam powered robot mobsters ran bởi one single mysterious man known as The Boss. During the night of February 11th, The Steam Knuckles began an attack across cáo, fox Hill, attacking police stations and taking over city hall. They had then blown up the bridge connecting the city to the rest of the world....
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It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic anime the other ngày and it finally came to my head. A câu hỏi that haunts almost EVERY single anime and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many anime in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES bạn COULD GO TO WOULD bạn PICK A CLASSROOM TO hiển thị YOUR anime IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES bạn COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another ngày in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I đã đưa ý kiến to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, hoặc insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...
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Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those phim chiếu rạp that is hated, weather bởi fans, critics, hoặc the world in general, but bạn just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Kẻ hủy diệt 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, những người hâm mộ were hyped for the tiếp theo one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They đã đưa ý kiến that it wasn’t...
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Now, every Zelda game has one hoặc two characters that bạn can interact with. However, there are those characters that bạn just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If bạn like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

 Fi
Fi


#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the danh sách because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when bạn pick up a rupee hoặc are fighting enemies, she will always come and give bạn Lời khuyên that bạn already...
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Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very một giây they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list

 Antonio Montana
Antonio Montana


#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...
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Now, a while back, I made a danh sách about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN thêm disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the thêm disturbing things in the media, bởi what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when bạn think of Pokemon, bạn think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered bởi a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...
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Now, what is the difference between hard and annoying. Hard is a challenge that makes bạn test your abilities, giving bạn a very difficult enemy. Annoying is when an enemy spams attacks, won't die, hoặc is just plane broken. So, today, I will be talking about the enemies in video games that just irritate me the most. First, the rules. Only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. So, now that that is out of the way, lets begin.

 Zubat
Zubat


#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...
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Okay, now, there are a lot of disturbing things out there. I mean REALLY disturbing. Like, these are just so screwed up in so many ways, that it makes bạn wonder, how these things can exist…. well, they do, and here, I am going to talk about the things that disturb me the most…. Oh, fuck my life with a rusty spoon.

#10: Pokemon “Electric Soldier Porygon” - Now, if you’re a Pokemon fan, like myself, bạn will already know about THIS episode. This was an episode that only aired once in Japan. The episode was about where Ash and the gang get sucked into a computer under attack bởi a Porygon,...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Chuck: (In monitor room)
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes bởi train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are bạn doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get bạn out of here before...
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