The hàng đầu, đầu trang 100 - #27: Saints Row 2

posted by windwakerguy430

So back when I was talking about Saints Row IV, I mentioned that I prefer the nghề viết văn of GTA thêm than the nghề viết văn of the Saints Row games, but because of the gameplay and the sheer madness bạn get from the franchise, I was thêm fond of the Saints Row games. And no game speaks massive volumes of unadulterated fun than Saints Row 2
Being a sequel to a game I did not originally play first, bạn play as a member of the fallen Third đường phố, street Saints gang, who fell apart a few years later due to much thêm powerful gangs getting involved and the company Ultor cracking down on gangs. So, after escaping prison, bạn begin your rise to power, taking out the three major gangs of the city, the drug dealing Sons of Samedi, the Japanese biker gang Ronin and the mechanic strongarm gang The Brotherhood. From the start, this game is clearly a GTA clone, and the first game was just that. But as I played thêm of Saints Row, I felt like it was way too much fun to just be considered a clone. For starters, when bạn run over people, they go flying, unlike in four, where they just drag underneath your car and then no one is having fun. Okay, but seriously, the game has a ton of variety for you. Aside from choosing how bạn experience the story in any order bạn want, you’ve got a ton of Activities for bạn to complete with a dozen great rewards. Activities such as Septic Avenger, where bạn shoot shit at buildings. Crowd Control, where bạn grab crazed những người hâm mộ and throw them into objects for points. Fight Club, which the name says it all. And my personal favorite, FUZZ, a COPS parody where bạn go and fix crimes through police brutality. The stuff bạn unlock ranges from item upgrades to discounts at stores to new vehicles to new weapons. There is a ton of great stuff to unlock that makes the game a lot of fun to try out. bạn also have the chance to increase your stock bởi taking over gang territory, bạn can collect all sorts of things like CDs for bonus âm nhạc and do challenges to get customizable items. bạn can also unlock special gang members and story stuff if bạn just tìm kiếm around. If bạn call a specific number, bạn can get a new character to help bạn in fights. If bạn explore the police station, bạn can unlock a secret mission. This game is just a ton of fun to go around and explore. I spent so much time in Saints Row 2 just screwing around and see what else there was to do. I even did the Barnstorming and even Drive-Bys. Freaking Drive-Bys. The most useless thing in this game that unlocks nothing, all because I wanted to see what this game had to offer. It was so much fun to go around and explore and destroy and I wanted thêm of that.
Saints Row is an odd franchise. Some people consider the old games a GTA clone, but it had its fans, which ended up hating Saints Row 3 and 4 for changing the formula, but that also got its own fans. Personally, I can like both of them. But I don’t think anything will compare to the crazy, fun feeling I got when playing Saints Row 2

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Corner of Horror - Episode 61 - Trick 'r Treat (Finale of October Movie Marathon)

posted by windwakerguy430

Happy Halloween, everyone. For real this time. Now we have finally reached the last movie of this crazy month. Are bạn excited? I know I am. So let’s talk about the Halloweeniest phim chiếu rạp out there, otherwise known as Hallowee- Oh, wait. I already reviewed Halloween… Well, don’t worry. I got something even better. Something even thêm Halloweeny. And that movie is the underrated horror movie, Trick ‘r Treat.

Now, is Trick ‘r Treat better than Halloween. I can’t say for sure. However, what I can say is that Trick ‘r Treat definitely feels thêm like a Halloween movie (The holiday,...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 59 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Day 29 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by windwakerguy430

Art by SeantheHedgehog

Back in the 70s, when phim chiếu rạp were hard to make, and when the only slasher movie out there was Psycho, a little known director bởi the name of Tobe Hooper had a vision. Create a movie that’s very violent and gory, without much violence and gore shown. And so he went to work, creating a movie that me and my Những người bạn find to be one of the best slasher phim chiếu rạp out there. And that movie happens to be Texas Chainsaw Massacre… The 1974. Not the crappy and gory remake.

The movie follows a woman bởi the name of Sally, her paraplegic brother Franklin, and their three friends, Jerry, Kirk, and Pam,...

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Crimson Salvation Pilot Episode

posted by windwakerguy430

(Over the town of Sangria, a lighting bolts crashes through a building) (A large human-like creature emerges from the lightning bolt and begins to run through the city)
Alarm: Attention all civilians. A large monster is attacking the city. Evacuate immediately
(Crowds of people run away from the giant monster)
Police Chief: This is the City of Sangria Police Chief. Can any Giải cứu thế giới hear me. We need help
(The radio is answered)
Crimson Salvation: Don’t worry, I’ve got this
Police Chief: C-Crimson Salvation? Is that you
Crimson Salvation: That’s right. I’ll take care of this problem
Police Chief:...

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∞ Reasons Why Shadow The Hedgehog Is Evil

posted by deathding

(Please be advised that there's some thêm mature humor in this, thanks in advance!)

Shadow the Hedgehog. A huge gaming biểu tượng and certainly one of the most được ưa chuộng anti-heroes of all time. He's made many appearances throughout the Sonic series, and will always be loved in the hearts of many.

....Which brings me to the conclusion that he is EVIL! Yeah, a hedgehog named Shadow is evil, WHO WOULD'VE FUCKING GUESSED IT!?

So without further ado, I'm your host Ethan Bradberry and let's get RIGHT into the fucking news.

1. His name is Shadow for God's sake. And we're original. Trust me. ;)

2. It doesn't matter...

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∞ Reasons Why Toon Link Should Be President

posted by deathding

(Please be advised that there's some thêm mature humor in this, thanks in advance.)

Toon Link. The cartoon version of one of gaming's biggest icons, and it looks like he's here to stay.

And honestly, what's not to tình yêu about Toon Link? He's courteous, powerful, and is always way stronger than he PROBABLY SHOULD BE IN SMASH BROS GODDAMMI-

And is tổng thể a very memorable character.....Which brings me to the logical conclusion that he should RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

Why bạn may ask?

Stop asking such silly questions. :)

So without further ado, I'm your host Killer Semenstar and let's get RIIIIIGHT into the...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 19 - Naoki Urasawa's Monster

posted by windwakerguy430

Art by SeantheHedgehog

Wow, a horror anime review. It only took a while, with the last one being Parasyte. I know it’s been awhile since my review on a horror anime, which I will try to do a lot thêm of if I have the time. Because having to watch episode after episode is a bit of a challenge. So, today, we’ll be watching a special horror anime. One that I tình yêu oh so much. And it doesn’t even have creative disturbing monsters, which bạn know will instantly interesat me. Instead, we got an anime about human. But I assure you, people can be just as much of monsters as any creature. And this anime just so happens...

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How Resident Evil's Horror and Silent đồi núi, đồi núi, hill 2' Horror is Different

posted by windwakerguy430

I always enjoyed the horror genre. Sure, I may tình yêu those family friendly Nintendo games, and all of those bright màu sắc in it. But, whenever I get the feeling, I just want to play a game that’s grim, dark, and terrifying. And thankfully, there is no short supply of terrifying video games. There are so many, like Dead Space, now turned into a non-survival horror game in the 3rd game thanks to EA’s co-op decision, Fatal Frame, which is now being highly censored due to angry mobs of femi-nazis, and Five Nights at Freddy’s…….. And that’s all I gotta say. But if there are two wonderful...

Why Wind Should NOT Visit Resident Evil (Jill's Side)

posted by windwakerguy430

Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple chó (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! bạn don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should chẻ, phân chia, split up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea

Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well...

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Why Wind Should NOT Visit Skyrim: Dragonborn

posted by windwakerguy430

Wind: After all the shit I went through in Skyrim
(Flashback)
Wind: (Gets eaten bởi a dragon and is swung around)
(End of flashback) I just want to leave Skyrim and never look back. Maybe there’s something good in Morrowind

Wind: Okay. There’s giant mushrooms… and brown grass… Nothing much
Cultist: bạn there, are bạn Dragonborn
Wind: I’m Wind, but I did yell at a dragon one time
(Flashback)
Dragon: (Resting on a mountain)
Wind: (From the bottom of the mountain) Fucking asshole
(End of Flashback)
Cultist: Well, we are from the Temple of Miraak. We would like it if bạn would come with us
Wind: I’m...

hàng đầu, đầu trang 5 funniest responses to "Do midgets have night vision?"

posted by Canada24

#1:
Actually, it has been historically proven that this is a fact. In the Midget/Elf wars of 991 BC, Midgets used their superior vision to lead night time archer attacks and take out hoardes of elves each night. Unfortunately, these tactics led to the extinction of the Elves and that is the reason midgets are the only tiny humanoids alive today. Private contractors for the U.S. military are now trying to deploy Midgets into combat today to increase accuracy on late night bombing runs and ground assaults. They are also trying to develop Midget sized planes that would be undetectable bởi radar....

Windwakerguy430's hàng đầu, đầu trang 100 yêu thích Video Games (Short)

posted by windwakerguy430

Boy, do I tình yêu video games. I still have a ton I want to play, but until I do, I just want to danh sách the ones that I myself have played. No, rules as usual. Only one game per franchise, and only ones that I have played. And, after I buy a million thêm games, I may make another danh sách in the future. I don’t know, we’ll see. Well, with all that said, let us start this long, yet short list

#100: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter

A very fun and kinda hard game. The controls may be a lot different from how they are today, but after bạn get used to it, the game is still really fun. And it is a real blast...

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Finds a Dead Dog At a Park and Closes Down That Portion of the Park

posted by windwakerguy430

Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one bởi far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, bởi far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...

Wind's Story Time: Wind Get's Pneumonia and Vomits in a Hospital Parking Lot

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wind’s Story Time. Today’s story; Wind and Pneumonia.
So the earliest memory I ever recall having is when I was only three years old and I had pneumonia. Yeah, what a great early memory. I remember getting this from walking outside in the snow without proper equipment. Needless to say, I thought it was just a cold… Oh, was I wrong. Instead, what happened was that I got one of the worst fevers ever. For those of bạn with the flu who think bạn got it bad, trying being a walking hazard zone at the age of three. I’m not even kidding, I was literally a quarantine...

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hàng đầu, đầu trang ten worst Squidward moments

posted by Canada24

#10: trang chủ SWEET PINEAPPLE:
Cheers for SpongeBob moving away along with Gary, paying no attention to Patrick's sadness. But this is understandable, he always hated Spongebob.. But the pineapple trang chủ grows back to normal and squashes Squidward..

#9: SQUIDWARD THE UNFRIENDLY GHOST:
When SpongeBob and Patrick believe they have killed Squidward and that he is now a ghost, he takes advantage of this bởi making them his slaves..

#8: GOOD OLD WHATHISNAME:
Squidward steals What Zit Tooya's wallet and ran a red light in front of a police officer and gets arrested and was sentenced to 10 years in jail.

#7:...

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Patrick Star: hàng đầu, đầu trang ten worst moments

posted by Canada24

1: VALENTINE'S DAY:
When SpongeBob didn't give him a present for Valentine's ngày (He did but the present didn't come at first) Patrick was upset when he thought Spongebob lied to him. But eventually Patrick went insane over this; nearly destroying the amusement park and threatening the citizens. This is also widely considered to be Patrick's straightest villain role (alongside Rule of Dumb).

2: I'M WITH STUPID:
When Spongebob pretends to be dumb to make Patrick look smarter in front of his parents, Patrick takes it too far and begins treating Spongebob like he really is dumb. Not only that, but...

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Deathding's hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 Most Hated Songs Of All Time! Part 1/3

posted by deathding

WARNING: These songs will make bạn wish bạn were never born. Seriously, if bạn think bạn know bad songs, bạn haven't seen anything yet.

WARNING: These songs will make you wish you were never born. Seriously, if you think you know bad songs, you haven't seen anything yet.

Music! :D One of the most well-known types of media out there and I'd be telling the most BS lie in the world if I đã đưa ý kiến I hated it. âm nhạc is a wonderful thing that we can listen do at practically anytime we want for a little thêm entertainment and drastically increases our mood, no matter what the situation.

...............

And then there's THOSE songs. The ones that make others wish they didn't exist. These toxic melodies aren't just bad, oh no. They're god-awful. An insult to humanity. These despicable songs should be burned in the flames of Hell.

Whether bạn like them hoặc not, bạn have to admit...

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Deathding's hàng đầu, đầu trang 5 anime I Refuse To Watch

posted by deathding

bạn know, I'm pretty sure we all have those shows out there that we know exist and even sometimes know are really good, but just refuse to watch. And that's what this danh sách is about.

The anime on this danh sách are all anime that I was originally going to check out and even finish, but I either gave up on it hoặc just stopped.

And yes, a few of these shows I did actually watch to a certain point, and I know that's kind of cheating for this list, but it's my list, so SHUT UP! =D

#5. One Piece

Let me start off this entry bởi saying that I tình yêu comedy anime. And honestly, what can I even say about it? It's...

Windwakerguy430's hàng đầu, đầu trang 100 Animated Shows Part 10 FINALE

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, we’re finally at the hàng đầu, đầu trang ten. We’ve come quite a long way, haven’t we. But now, it is time to talk about the shows that impressed me beyond all expectations. So, here we go

#10: Elfen Lied

Now, if there is anything a horror anime must do best, it’s keep suspense and also scare the viewer throughout the entire show. Elfen Lied does just that. The hiển thị is about two cousins, Kouta and Yuka, who find a girl on the bờ biển, bãi biển named Nyu. However, what they are not aware of is that this girl is actually named Lucy, and she is actually a Diclonius, which are a race of humans with psychic...

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Windwakerguy430's hàng đầu, đầu trang Ten Worst phim chiếu rạp I've Ever Seen

posted by windwakerguy430

Now, I have seen some serious shit when it comes to movies. Just because there are so many amazing phim chiếu rạp out there doesn’t mean that all of them are amazing. Hell, some of them are the biggest pile of shit ever to rise from Satan’s toilet bowl. So, I am going to tell bạn all the worst phim chiếu rạp I have ever seen. First off, these have to be phim chiếu rạp that I have seen, so no thực phẩm Fight, Biodome, hoặc any of the animated Titanic movies. However, trust me, there are some real bad choices on this list. Also, forget about seeing The Wicker Man, Birdemic, and The Room on this list, because at least those...

Windwakerguy430's hàng đầu, đầu trang Ten Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Islands

posted by windwakerguy430

After seeing an April Fool’s joke about the ten best Wind Wanker islands, that got me thinking that I should make my own. And no, not an April Fool’s joke either. I mean a truthful list. Now, before I begin, the rules are that I am not counting any main islands that have dungeons on them, hoặc are major islands. So, Outset Island, Forsaken Fortress, Windfall Island, Dragon Roost Island, Forest Haven, Tower of the Gods, Headstone Island, hoặc Wind Isle are all out. Now, with that said, lets start the list.

Islet of Steel

#10: Islet of Steel - Now, this is a very strange choice, since this...