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Tom & Snow Wonder: *Dancing*
Saten Twist: *Sitting at the bar, drinking a beer*
Wayne: Will bạn do something instead of being bored?
Saten Twist: No.
Mr. Nut: Welcome back everyone. I'm Mr. Nut from The Nut House, and we will begin On The Block, and The Nut House right now. Enjoy the một giây half of our show.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The tiêu đề of this bài viết clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad phim chiếu rạp for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom: Try to enjoy it.
Audience: *Laughing*

Unfrozen

Starring

Annie as Else
Heartsong as Anna
Tom Foolery as himself, and the narrator
Snow Wonder as Laura
Master Sword as Olaf
Pleiades as Blaire
Aina as Jesse
Sean as Sven

Narrator: Everything takes place in this shithole of a town called Arrandale. I think I pronounced it wrong, but who gives a f**k?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Elsa this Queen of all things was talking to some people on the internet.
Blaire: I'm sad that Laura died.
Jesse: Me too.
Elsa: bạn know what bạn should do?
Blaire: What?
Elsa: *Sings* Let it go! Let it go!!!
Jesse: F**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jesse: bạn are a bad singer.
Anna: *Knocks on the door* Elsa?! *Also starts to sing* Do bạn want to build a snowman?!
Elsa: F**k off Anna!! I hate you!
Audience: *Cheering, while clapping*
Anna: Okay, bye.
Laura: *Enters the chatroom*
Blaire: Holy shit, that's Laura!
Jesse: No shit Einstein.
Audience: *Laughing*
Laura: I'm going to kill bạn if bạn get off the internet!
Elsa: *Thinks about something*

Meanwhile outside of the castle.

Master Sword: *Wearing a snowman costume*
Sean: *Wearing a poorly made reindeer costume* Who the hell came up with this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: You're supposed to be Olaf, and Sven.
Master Sword: I don't want to be Olaf! He's retarded!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Can I please be Rudolph?
Narrator: NO!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Anna: *Runs outside to them* Guys, Elsa is diễn xuất strange.
Master Sword: Ah, she'll probably snap out of it soon.
Sean: Did bạn see her masturbating while singing?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Anna: It's not that. She won't build a snowman with me.
Master Sword: Why would she? She has me.

Inside Elsa's room.

Elsa: *Sending messages to people to get on the internet* I know how to get rid of Laura.
Laura: Yeah right!
Elsa: No one likes watching my movie. So I'm going to get everyone in the world to tham gia this chatroom. Once that's done, I will defeat you, saving them, and forcing them to watch my movie, because of blackmail.
Laura: *Confused, and leaves thechatroom*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Anna: *Runs into the room* Elsa?!
Elsa: My plan failed! Now no one will watch my movie, because it has horrible songs, terrible voice acting, and ridiculous bullshit, and cliches that everyone hates seeing in movies!
Blaire: It's the same story with our movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And nobody ever watched Frozen, hoặc Unfriended ever again. The End.
Audience: *Clapping*

On the tiếp theo part of this episode.

Double Scoop teaches us things.

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Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
Tom: thêm ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands tiếp theo to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 24: Good Job

One ngày at a school.

Double Scoop: Ok class, today we're going to learn how to fish.
Sean: *The only student in the class*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: What the hell are we learning that for?
Double Scoop: Watch your language, and come outside with me.

Outside of the school, Double Scoop set up containers of thực phẩm to be used as the fish.

Saten Twist: *Watching Double Scoop & Sean*
Sean: *Lays down with a fishing pole* Here fishy fishy. Here fishy fishy.
Saten Twist: *Sees Sean* Huh?! Who's that? *Grabs a Gameboy* Let me consult my character finder. *Sean appears on the screen of his gameboy* Sean?!!?! *Runs toward him* I can't believe I get to hang out with the big boss himself!!! *Laughing like an idiot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Has a chalkboard, and bàn set up while wearing glasses*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Concentrating on fishing*
Double Scoop: *Sees Saten Twist. He acts calm at first, but freaks out* xin chào SATEN!!! EVERYONE KNOWS cá SWIM IN SCHOOLS, AND YOU'RE INTERRUPTING CLASS!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: IF I HERE ONE thêm PEEP OUT OF YOU, I'M GONNA hủy bỏ THE LESSON, AND GO FISHING!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Let's start!!!!
Sean: *About to get a container with his fishing pole*
Saten Twist: Oh no! He forgot to use the bait.
Sean: *Picks up the container, but it falls off his hook* Oh why? I had him, and I Mất tích him! Why didn't someone tell me to use the bait?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Runs to a tree, and karate kicks it* I have to learn to speak up!
Double Scoop: Alright class. *Slams the chalkboard as ngẫu nhiên letters, and numbers appear forming a math problem* LET'S SEE IF bạn CAN SOLVE THIS PROBLEM!!!! bạn PROBABLY DON'T KNOW thêm THAN A BOX OF BEANS!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Box Of Beans: As a box of beans, I can tell you, the answer is twelve.
Audience: *Laughing*
Everyone: *Freaking out, and eating beans*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean & Saten Twist: *Pause*
Sean: Oh bởi the way, these beans have con nhện, nhện webs in them.
Saten Twist: *Vomits, and karate kicks another tree* I'm gonna need to catch up!
Sean: Alright, I'm taking over this class! *Makes another complicated math problem with letters* Whoever can solve this problem will graduate!
Saten Twist: Let's see, ten, carry the four, *Talks too fast, and his voice pitch gets higher*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Punches Saten Twist* WROOOOOOOONG!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Lands on the ground* Math hurts!!
Double Scoop: *Gets angry* THIS IS THE WORST SCHOOL I'VE EVER BEEN TO, AND I FLUNKED OUT OF THEM ALL!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: bạn KNOW WHAT WE NEED?!!!!? *Gets surrounded bởi smoke, and sparkles while turning back to normal* a football team.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: Watch this! *Kicks a rock into outer space*
Audience: Yeah!! *Clapping*
Sean: I can throw too! *Grabs Double Scoop, and throws him far away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I'd like to try out for the football team, but I can't, because I was told to be captain of the cooking team.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Wanna try my tuna casserole?
Sean: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Punches Saten Twist*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Lands on the ground* Cooking hurts!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: *Walks over to Sean* Let's di chuyển on to something else before bạn kill someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Brony of the month, September 2015. The award goes to Candylover246.
Audience: *Cheering while clapping*
Tom: She's a war hero that murdered vịt đực, drake chuông, bell những người hâm mộ during the vịt đực, drake chuông, bell war that occured on this club.
Audience: *Cheering, and whistling*
Tom: And with that out of the way, it's time to take a quick break. We will return with Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Cheering*

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game hiển thị wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay. In first place is Sean with zero.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: How does it feel to be back?
Sean: Good, especially since I also got laid bởi your grand daughter.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: ........ Okay, in last place with negative $50,000 is Shia Labeuof, and he's still wearing his I Am Not Famous Anymore bag over his face.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Take the bag off of your face please.
Shia: No. I have to let everyone know that I'm not famous anymore. I don't deserve anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Whatever. Let's di chuyển onto Double Jeopardy. The categories for this game are..

POTENT POTABLES
màu sắc OF THE cầu vồng
COUNT TO TEN
WEARING A DISGUISE

Alex: In this category, I will wear stuff, and bạn will tell me whether hoặc not, it's a disguise.
Sean: Are bạn sure you're not wearing one now Trebek? Because I swear that mustache comes off. Along with your d**k!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Very annoying. Moving on,

mèo AND chó
sữa
And finally, HOW TO TURN ON A ti vi

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, sadly you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Sean: I'll take sữa for free! I'm not spending any money on it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: How about 200? Okay? Okay. Now the answer is, this liquid is white.
Sean: *Rings the buzzer*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: What is cum?!!?
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: no.
Sean: Well that's what your grand daughter was drinking last night!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I helped her get some.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: *Not amused* The answer was milk. Should be easy considering that it's the name of the category. Mr. Labeuof, why don't bạn pick a category?
Shia: I am not famous anymore for 2,000.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Alex: Shia, please stop.
Shia: I am not famous anymore.
Alex: Yes bạn are. That is why bạn are here.
Shia: *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well I wasn't expecting that. Let's go to final jeopardy. The category is yêu thích Muppet Character.

Final jeopardy âm nhạc began to play.

Alex: I'm sure bạn two know who the muppets are. If bạn don't then, you're idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Kermit the frog, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Miss. Piggy, anyone. Just name any of those characters, and get this over with. *Rings the bell* bạn should all be finished now. Vin Diesel, let's take a look at your podium, and bạn didn't write anything.
Vin: Well I don't like the Muppets.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's the very first time anyone ever đã đưa ý kiến that. Sean, let's see what bạn wrote down. And, he actually drew Animal. It looks like he's playing the drums, but we can't see any drums, and we can only see the part of the drumsticks that Animal is carrying with his hands. Now, let's see your wager.

Sean drew Alex Trebek's head, and the drumsticks were hitting the hàng đầu, đầu trang of Alex's head, making lots of blood, and brains come out.

Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: uh... If I'm not mistaken, Animal is beating me to death with his drumsticks.
Sean: It's wonderful, isn't it Trebek?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's it for Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Up next, it's The Story of Corporal Agarn

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic cầu vồng as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular ngày at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops his pen, and stands up, bumping the desk, and making all of the paper work fall off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jane: May I help bạn pick those up?
Captain Parmenter: No thanks Jane, I got it. *Trips, and falls down* Yes Jane, I don't got it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Stands up*
Jane: *Picks up the papers* What are all of these for?
Captain Parmenter: We're getting thêm ammunition for our guns. I have to send these papers to Canterlot so Celestia can stamp them for approval, and send us the ammunition herself.
Jane: Do we really need thêm gun ammo? Some soldiers like Agarn, Dobbs, and Vanderbilt don't even know how to use one.
Captain Parmenter: Oh they know how to use guns. They're just not good at anything else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Arrives* Hello Jane.
Jane: Howdy Sarge. *Leaves the office*
Sargent O' Rourke: With the Captain's permission, I can take these papers to the post office once bạn finish signing them.
Captain Parmenter: We have another captain here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: No, you're the only captain here.
Captain Parmenter: Oh, alright then. *Signs one thêm paper* There we go, I'm done.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Takes the papers, and walks to the post office*

On his way to the post office, O' Rourke met Agarn.

Corporal Agarn: xin chào Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they đã đưa ý kiến they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke: But I already have the forms filled out, and I'm taking them to be sent to Canterlot right now.
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hm, you're right. Agarn, I don't know why ponies say you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank bạn Sargent, but-- WHO SAYS I'M DUMB?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*

Later, at the Hikawi Camp

Wild Eagle: *Sees O' Rourke, and Agarn arrive on Humans* Sargent, so honored to see bạn two arrive again.
Sargent O' Rourke: We just came bởi to see the ammunition bạn have for us.
Wild Eagle: It's ready for twenty four dollars.
Corporal Agarn: See? I told bạn Sarge. They give us our ammo for a fair price.
Wild Eagle: And two diamonds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: But, where are we going to get two diamonds?
Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat spotted ten Comanche Indians, protecting two diamonds in a cave. I want bạn to get them for me.
Sargent O' Rourke: Okay. We'll find a way to sneak past them, and get the diamonds for you. *Leaves with Corporal Agarn*
Wild Eagle: *Walks over to Crazy Cat* You're good.
Crazy Cat: *Reveals the two diamonds* We'll be even richer now.
Audience: *Laughing*

To be continued in the tiếp theo episode.

Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the kèn binh, nhện, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning bạn Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

Up next, it's Video Game Troll

Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed bởi any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: bạn know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, hoặc terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. bạn don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
klk321: Dude, we're the only people in this lobby. Why don't we have a race right now?
Fox335: Okay. No weapons. *Mutes klk321* Kadillack, I'm going to set up a race. Where do bạn want to go?
Kadillack: Pantomonium.
Fox335: Good choice.

Six phút later

Fox335: *Setting up the rules* Okay, it's just the three of us racing.
klk321: I'm gonna annihilate bạn two.
Fox335: And. no weapons enabled... *Enables weapons*
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: And we're set. *Starts the race*

The three of them started the race driving their Pantos.

klk321: *Reading the words on his screen* Weapons enabled.
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 with a Mini Uzi*
klk321: No!! *Dies*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Laughing*
klk321: I thought bạn đã đưa ý kiến no weapons were on.
Fox335: That's right. No weapons are on. We're not using weapons, we're using guns.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Respawns* That's what a weapon is! Oh my god! *Drives* Now you're far ahead of me.
Fox335: Uh no, we actually stopped.
Kadillack: Our cars are shit, and they broke down.

They were actually forming a roadblock

Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: Why are we doing this then? *Sees the others blocking his path, and breaks, but crashes into them* Son of a-
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 again with his Mini Uzi*
klk321: AAAAAHH!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*

Two phút later, cáo, fox lấy trộm, đánh cắp a Voltic, and Kadillack lấy trộm, đánh cắp a Buffalo

klk321: How did bạn do that?! I can't even complete the first lap, because of bạn guys.
Fox335: *Kills klk321 with his Mini uzi again*
klk321: NNOOOO!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Doing doughnuts in his Buffalo* I wanna kill him tiếp theo time.
klk321: No! Don't kill me!
Kadillack: What's that? bạn want to kill bạn instead of me? Okay.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!!! *About to pass Fox335* oh no...
Fox335: *Throws a sticky bomb onto klk321's car*
klk321: I can escape before it explodes! *Jumps out of the car, but it explodes and kills him* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Leaves*
Fox335: Okay, he left the race.
Kadillack: That was actually fun.

Up next, it's the bloopers.

The bloopers of this episode

Master Sword: *Wearing a snowman costume*
Sean: *Wearing a poorly made reindeer costume* Who the hell came up with this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: You're supposed to be Olaf, and Sven.
Master Sword: I don't want to be Olaf! He's retarded! Saying he can stay alive during the spring, and summer. He'll melt! He's too stupid to think that he can live in warm climates without melting.
Narrator: Okay, I understand bạn hate Frozen, but bạn gotta follow your script.
Master Sword: F**k the script!

---

Double Scoop: Ok class, today we're going to learn how to fish.
Sean: *The only student in the class*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: We're going to be fish? Cool.
Double Scoop: bạn didn't here me properly.
Director: Cut!

Take 2

Double Scoop: Ok class, today we're going to learn how to-
Sean: *Making cá faces*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Laughs* Will bạn stop doing that? I have to finish my line!

---

Double Scoop: Let's start!!!!
Sean: *About to get a container with his fishing pole*
Saten Twist: Oh no! He forgot to use the bait.
Sean: *Picks up the container, but it falls off his hook. He tries again, but the container falls off the hook again* NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Punches Saten Twist*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Falls on the ground* Fishing hurts!

---

Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hm, you're right. Agarn, I don't know why ponies say you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank bạn Sargent, but-- I forgot my line!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: I knew bạn were dumb.
Corporal Agarn: WHO SAYS I'M DUMB?!!?

The End

Song: link

Mr. Nut: You'll see me and my Những người bạn in action now in The Nut House.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. bạn can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 8: Going Too Far

Song: link

Yellow Triangle: *Eating a hot dog when he hears the music*
Pencil: Where is that coming from?!
Parker: *Walks into The Nut House wearing a marching uniform, marching with a stick in his hand*
David & Liz: *Watching Parker*
David: What does he have in store for us now?
Parker: *Marching around The Nut House*
Everyone: *Watching Parker, confused, wondering what he's going to do*
Parker: Everyone! The President is on his way to visit us!
Yellow Triangle: Yeah right!
Parker: *Rips off the uniform, turning off the music* April fools!

Everyone didn't care. They just went back to eating their lunch.

Parker: *Disappointed* One day, I'll get you! All of you!! *Leaves*
Kevin & Liam: *Walk in*
Liam: Wonder what he was upset about.
Kevin: Don't know. Don't care. After all, it's just Parker.
Liam: Good point. *Sits down with Kevin*
David: *Arrives* bạn two are very lucky that bạn missed out on what Parker was doing.
Kevin: What was he doing?
David: A pathetic April Fools joke.
Liam: How about getting us our lunch?
David: Sure. What do bạn want?
Liam: I'll just have chicken noodle súp with a side of chips.
David: Sure thing. Your usual Kevin?
Kevin: Yes.
David: Good. I'll be back. *Walks away*
Liam: Perhaps during his lunch break, he can tell us what Parker was doing.
Kevin: Or, if we're lucky enough, we can see what he does for ourselves.

Kevin, and Liam followed Parker as they walked in town.

Kevin: What's he doing?
Liam: Don't know. We're going to find out soon though.
Parker: *Walks into a kẹo shop*
Kevin: *Peaks through the front window*
Parker: I believe this box of chocolates has gone bad. *Presents a box to the cashier*
Cashier: What's wrong with it?
Parker: Open it, and find out.
Liam: Anything yet?
Kevin: Nope. Sit tight.
Cashier: *Opens the box, and falls backwards, getting hit bởi confetti*
Parker: Ha!!! April Fools!! *Takes three bags of gummy bears, and walks out of the shop*
Kevin: I believe those gummy bears don't belong to you.
Parker: *Turns around, looking at Kevin, and Liam* What are bạn doing here?!
Liam: Spying.
Parker: What makes bạn think I lấy trộm, đánh cắp these gummy bears?
Kevin: I saw you. After bạn scared the cashier with the confetti in the box, bạn took the gummy bears while she wasn't looking.
Liam: Do bạn really want to go to jail for stealing gummy bears?
Parker: Who says I'm going to jail? *Pulls out a can of oil from under his hat, and sprays it on the sidewalk*
Kevin & Liam: *Slipping on the oil, then fall down*
Parker: Auf weidersehen! *Runs away*

Kevin, then went to his house with Liam. They showered the oil off of them, then consulted together in the living room.

Liam: Parker is taking April Fools way too far.
Kevin: It makes me wonder if people still celebrate April Fools. Last year, I didn't see anyone pulling any pranks on anyone.
Liam: If that's the case, Parker seriously is taking this too far. We need to stop him.
Kevin: Perhaps we should fight ngọn lửa, chữa cháy with fire. Prank him in order to make him stop.
Liam: It could work. We should talk to the others at The Nut House about it.

Back at the nut house.

Mr. Nut: It's absurd.
David: It's outrageous.
Liz: It serves him right for what he did.
Wayne: Here here.
Miss. Heart: Why do bạn need us for your prank though?
Kevin: To set the mood.
Liam: Make him feel comfortable.
Kevin: Parker won't fall for it unless he sees other people doing what he does. Or, thinks he's about to do.
Wayne: Now I see.

Parker was at his house reading. His phone started to ring.

Parker: *Picks up the phone* Hello.
Mr. Nut: Parker, it's Mr. Nut.
Parker: What do bạn need, a new employee?
Mr. Nut: No. I heard about a prank bạn pulled off inside my restaurant earlier in honor of April Fool's. As a token of my gratitude, I want to give bạn a free bữa tối, bữa ăn tối tonight.
Parker: This better be legit. I'll be over at 6.
Mr. Nut: We'll have a bàn waiting for you. *Hangs up*
Parker: *Thinks* It can't be. Not Mr. Nut. If it was Kevin, hoặc Liam, sure, but not Mr. Nut. I'm gonna have a free dinner, fit for a king.

Parker walked into The Nut House, and saw that Wayne, and Miss. tim, trái tim were having bữa tối, bữa ăn tối together.

Wayne: Ah, Parker.
Miss. Heart: Nice to see you.
Parker: Why thank you. *Sits down* I've been rewarded with a free dinner.
Wayne: Why, what a coincidence.
Miss. Heart: We pulled off an April Fool's prank too.
Parker: What did bạn do?
Miss. Heart: During Liz's lunch break, we put a whoopee cushion, and a gas bag on her seat. It sounded, and smelled like she broke wind! *Laughs*

Inside the kitchen.

Mr. Nut: Ready?
Kevin: *Holding a Bow & Mũi tên xanh with a dart that has a suction cup on the tip* Ready.
Mr. Nut: Fire.
Kevin: *Fires the dart*
Parker: *Gets hit in the forehead* Wait, what the? *Finds a bill from the kẹo cửa hàng where he lấy trộm, đánh cắp the gummy bears*

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Parker: *Looks at the bill* Uh oh.
Kevin: April fools!
kẹo Store Cashier: *Walks in with the cops*
Parker: *Looks at the reader* Crap.

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one thêm minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See bạn later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground tiếp theo to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head bởi her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front bởi his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit bởi her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, hoặc beaten up bởi floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from March 29, 2017

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Parker: *Has a black eye as he walks down a sidewalk*

A bus stopped tiếp theo to Parker.

Mr. Nut: Oh this is too rich! *Laughing*
Parker: No! I'm not doing it!!!
Mr. Nut: Okay, Parker doesn't want to recreate the ending to Ferris Bueller's ngày Off, so we're just going to end things here.
Wayne: Come on Parker!
Shayne: Eh, maybe we'll get him to do it tiếp theo time.
Mr. Nut: Thanks for joining us everyone. We will be back on November the 18th. See bạn then.
bạn know, whenever I am not đọc a whole bunch of shitty fanfiction, I read different books… Yes, I actually read books. It’s weird. Shakespeare just so happens to be one of those stories I read. One of his stories being the classic play, The Tempest. This was one of his last plays before he died, as it portrayed a story of kindness and tình yêu in a story filled with hatred and revenge. It was a wonderful story…. So naturally, Hollywood came to give it a proper anal raping that all films based on sách get. Let’s take a look and see how Hoolywood fucked this story so hard.
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So, yeah, it’s been some time since I did another one of these, and since people really seem to like them, I thought, why not. So, here is part six of my mini rants. Enjoy.

TV - Now, I really hate TV nowadays. I have not watched TV in three years. That’s how much I have grown to hate television. All it is nowadays is a bunch of comedy shows that aren’t funny, drama shows that aren’t suspenseful, action shows that aren’t awesome, and a whole fucking dump truck if unfunny sitcoms, and god awful reality shows, and bạn all know how much I hate reality shows. And if bad ti vi shows...
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#20: Joe Ball’s World



Here’s a Mất tích game coming from a Spanish company, Extreme Soft. The game was created back in 1994 bởi the company, but for some mysterious reason, Joe Ball’s World was lost. Now, for some reason, people have speculated that this game is a reference to the real life Joe Ball, a real nice guy, most known for his nickname, The Butcher of Elmendorf and killing around two to twenty people. Now, why would a company want to name their game after an infamous serial killer, I do not know. And then, the gameplay footage came onto Youtube mysteriously one day. This gameplay...
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I’m gonna be honest with bạn people, I have never seen the original The Hills Have Eyes, but from what I have heard, the budget was far less than the remake, and the original didn’t have modern ngày special effects hoặc camera work to be a well known classic amongst horror movies. So, naturally, the remake wouldn’t be too hard to be good, hoặc at the least scary…. And yeah… It’s pretty messed up alright. Well, let’s stop stalling at get to the 2006 remake of The Hills Have Eyes



The movie follows a small family travelling from Cleveland Ohio to San Diego California. The family...
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So, we all know the được ưa chuộng urban legends. From the original stories of BigFoot, to thêm modern legends such as the Slender Man. But, there aren't just original monsters in the world of Urban Legends. They're are also urban legends about video games. And thanks to the internet, it has made the legends even thêm well known. So, I will go ahead and tell bạn all the urban legends that I enjoyed. Note: These are theories that are creepy, disturbing, and just plane messed up. Do not blame me if your childhood is ruined.

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Specters of Shiverburn Galaxy


#15: Specters of Shiverburn Galaxy from Super...
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So, after watching the 1992 Dracula movie, I couldn’t wait to get started on a new Dracula movie. That was when I saw this one produced bởi Dimension, the same people that did From Dusk Till Dawn, another vampire movie that I have some good feelings for, so I decided to give this tiếp theo movie a try…. Let’s just say that we had to get to a bad movie this tháng eventually. And boy, did this movie manage to do just that. The movie in câu hỏi is known as Dracula 2000. Yes, that is actually the name they went with.



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#10: “What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk! Have at you!” - Dracula, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

#9: “I HAVE FURY” - Fawful, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga

#8: “For you, the ngày bò rừng, bò rừng bizon graced your village was the most important ngày of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday” - M Bison, đường phố, street Fighter

#7: "See, this is what I don't get about bạn bad guys. bạn know the hero's gonna win, but bạn never just die quickly-- man, this one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people dying, blah blah blah. This guy rushes me with a spoon. A freaking spoon....
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Now, there are a lot of phim chiếu rạp out there that are insanely funny. bạn have Caddyshack, Planes Trains and Automobiles, and of course all of the Monty mãng xà, trăn, python movies. But, then there are THOSE comedy movies. The ones that rely too much on jokes that are not even close to funny and wouldn’t even make a two-year-old laugh. So, I want to tell bạn the comedy phim chiếu rạp that made me feel like an idiot. Now, there aren’t much rules with this list, so I’ll stop wasting time and get on with the list

#10: Kickin’ it Old Skool - bạn know you’re đọc a GREAT danh sách when the first phim chiếu rạp best joke is...
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Oh, boy, another Alpha and Omega fanfic. This time, it’s a creepypasta, known bởi the name Eyeless. Is it as bad as Lily’s Opposite Side…….. Okay, maybe no Alpha and Omega fanfic is worse than Lily’s Opposite Side. Is Eyeless bad? Lets find out.
So, it starts with Humphrey being in a house he finds…. How does he find it, why does he stay in it, what purpose does this place have, are none of these các câu hỏi getting answered? I bet the last one is a big fat no. The first paragraph - THE FIRST PARAGRAPH - and it already has problems. So, Humphrey sees this picture of a family of wolves...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to my hàng đầu, đầu trang Ten Lovable Douchebags in Video Games. So, what makes a character a douchebag. Well, they have to do a bunch of horrible things, and feel no remorse. But, what makes a lovable douchebag. simple. Its the same thing, but their antics are so great, bạn can’t help but like them. So, today, I present the ten douchebags we can’t help but love

#10: Luis from Resident Evil 4 - The first time bạn meet this guy, all he wants is a cigarette. Yep, he’s funny already. And, if bạn were stuck in a village filled with insane, murderous villagers, would smoking be...
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Tim: Finally, a peaceful song that won't cause controversy.
Wayne: Did someone say controversy?! *Punches Tim*
Coffee Creme: *Punches Commander Kane*
Liam: *Hits Derek with a chair*
Lewis: We're the good guys!
Liam: It's the song man! I can't help it!
Mily: *Watching the fight* Well, looks like I'm hosting again. Why does everyone fight over the song?
Blossom: I don't know!
Buttercup: *Shoots Blossom with laser vision*
Mily: Ouch. I better hiển thị bạn the schedule before I get attacked. Enjoy! *Takes off quickly*

8 PM - Now

Johnny Lightning
Gran Turismo

8:30 PM - Later

Six Shooters 4

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Sonic: *Playing with a laptop as it plays music* I am the DJ. Party on until the hiển thị starts.
Wayne: *Dancing with Ms. Heart*
Leon: What are we supposed to do?
Stan: We are talking trains.
Sebastian: We cannot dance like anyone else at this party.
Xavier: I guess we need to be patient, and wait until the hiển thị starts then.
Sean The Hedgehog: Agreed. While my cousin plays the role of being the DJ, I shall be your host tonight for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Sean The Hedgehog from On The Block, and here's our schedule tonight.

8 PM

On The Block - Back2Back

8:30 PM

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Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run bởi thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: hiển thị business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
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I have not played many Metroid games. I played two of the Prime games… And Other M, regrettably. But it is a pretty fun game to play. It’s far thêm mature than most of Nintendo’s other works and a very quiet game. And I think the silent protagonist of Nintendo’s usual main characters has never worked better than with Samus.

#30: Samus Aran from Metroid



Samus is a renowned bounty hunter in the galaxy who is usually tasked with hunting down the không gian Pirates and their leader, Ridley, while also dealing with other disturbing things in the galaxy, like the genetically created monsters...
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Shredder: *Playing guitar*
Kevin: *Playing drums*
Ponies: Green Hay!
Leon: Green Hay?
Stan: That sounds familiar.
Sebastian: I wonder why.
Xavier: I think it's My Little Pony's parody of Green Day.
Leon: Ah.
Rainbow Dash: *Enjoying the music* That's my brother on guitar, and this is your host for tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We have two episodes of Ponies On The Rails coming up, with an episode of Gran Turismo. See bạn out on the streets as I play Julia Rose.

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Ponies On The Rails

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Henry: *Going cross-eyed as he pulls a freight train*
Gangster Ponies: *Standing behind two panel vans, pointing Tommy-guns at Henry*
Henry: Duh, that's not supposed to be there.
Gangster Ponies: He's not stopping! Get out of the way! *Running off the train tracks*
Henry: *Pushes the panel vans out of his way*
Pete: Well. I thought they would try to rob one of my trains.
Stylo: Don't give them any ideas sir.
Gangster Ponies: Forget it. We've seen enough trains for one day.
Mr. Nut: How about talking peanuts? Hi. I'm Mr. Nut, from The Nut House, and I'm your host on this fine evening. Our...
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I do tình yêu me some Mahvel. Memes aside, Marvel Vs. Capcom is probably one of my thêm prefered fighting games (Despite the fact that I am utter trash at it). So, with Marvel Vs. Capcom Infinite coming out soon, I expect the roster to be even bigger than trước đó games. With that in mind, we don’t have much news about characters that could be in the game, so most of it is left up to interpretation. All we know is that the characters from the Infinite trailer, Captain America, Ryu, Iron Man, Morrigan, and new characters, Captain Marvel and Mega Man X, are confirmed for the game. But there’s...
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