I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, hiển thị Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.
Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 chai rượu lớn chừng hai lít, magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing his gun at the bank robber as he begins to sing* I know what you're thinking. Did he ngọn lửa, chữa cháy six shots? hoặc only five? Well to tell bạn the truth I kinda Mất tích track myself. After all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean off. *Waits a few seconds* bạn gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do bạn punk? Do bạn punk?
The song fades away as the bank robber grabs his shotgun
Bank Robber: Fuck this. *Shoots himself in the mouth*
Irvin Kershner: Perfect. Now bạn go to Chicago, and get ambushed bởi a guy in a black suit.
Frank Sinatra: Wrong film. That doesn't happen until 1980.
Irvin Kershner: Well, uh...then bạn go to Florida. Then meet a midget in a swamp who teaches bạn how to carry...rocks. With your mind!
Frank Sinatra: That also doesn't happen until 1980. bạn know what? I'm just gonna go get shitfaced and kill Scorpio with a bottle of scotch.
And there bạn have it. With a lot of singing, and drunk action scenes, this is what Dirty Harry would have been if Frank Sinatra was the star, instead of Clint Eastwood. Goodbye everyone.
Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 chai rượu lớn chừng hai lít, magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing his gun at the bank robber as he begins to sing* I know what you're thinking. Did he ngọn lửa, chữa cháy six shots? hoặc only five? Well to tell bạn the truth I kinda Mất tích track myself. After all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean off. *Waits a few seconds* bạn gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do bạn punk? Do bạn punk?
The song fades away as the bank robber grabs his shotgun
Bank Robber: Fuck this. *Shoots himself in the mouth*
Irvin Kershner: Perfect. Now bạn go to Chicago, and get ambushed bởi a guy in a black suit.
Frank Sinatra: Wrong film. That doesn't happen until 1980.
Irvin Kershner: Well, uh...then bạn go to Florida. Then meet a midget in a swamp who teaches bạn how to carry...rocks. With your mind!
Frank Sinatra: That also doesn't happen until 1980. bạn know what? I'm just gonna go get shitfaced and kill Scorpio with a bottle of scotch.
And there bạn have it. With a lot of singing, and drunk action scenes, this is what Dirty Harry would have been if Frank Sinatra was the star, instead of Clint Eastwood. Goodbye everyone.