(Cody stands in front of Wind outside as Wind sits on a bench)
Cody: So Wind, remember when bạn đã đưa ý kiến that Mal-Mart barely pays their employees
Wind: Yes
Cody: Well, bạn were right… but, with lots of hard work, and having to sacrifice our food, James and I were able to buy a car for us to use
Wind: Wait… bạn two have a license to drive
Cody: Of course. Got it from a Cheery U cereal box. Anyway, here is the new car
(Nothing happens)
Cody: James, bạn gotta hiển thị the car when I say that
James: Just give me a second. This shift stick is stuck (Drives up to the two in a white golf cart)
Wind: … This is the car bạn two had been saving up for and why we had to resort to eating crackers and drinking water from the nearby lake?
Cody: Exactly. Isn’t it great
Wind: I don’t even think rats would have sex in the găng tay compartment
Cody: Jokes on you, we actually did find rats having sex in the găng tay compartment.
Wind: bạn say it like that’s a good thing
Cody: Sure, the car may be a bit rough on the eyes, but I’m sure with a bit of paint, it will look nice
Wind: Yeah, then maybe it can go from a con chuột sex hole to a possible portable meth lab
Cody: That’s the spirit.


Mr. Neptune: Alright students, listen up. I am your teacher, Freddy Neptune. But, bạn can just call me Mr. Neptune. Now, as much as I know bạn are all excited to learn
Wind: Ha!
Mr. Neptune: I have some important news. The trường đại học in northern California, Fleetwood University, is having a bit of friendly competition with us, to see who can have the most gratuites. Sure, Fleetwood trường đại học has a better campus, thêm money, thêm intelligent students, and a lot less rape and murder on their campus than Clearwater University, but I say we give it our all and hiển thị that we are capable of really making something of this place. Who’s with me
(No one bothers to speak up)
Mr. Neptune: Splendid. Now, let’s all hiển thị Fleetwood trường đại học what we’re made of
Cody: (Sneezes, it being the only sound in the room)


Cody: (Drives the golf xe đẩy, giỏ hàng down the road, having gotten it fixed up with hydraulics, flames painted on the sides, the golf xe đẩy, giỏ hàng a deep red color, and a set of dice hanging from the mirror) I told bạn that it would look better with the money we made
James: Last I checked, Cody, we lấy trộm, đánh cắp this money from the register-
Cody: Made! We made it
Wind: (Sitting in the backseat) Yeah, it’s real nice. Now it looks like something bạn and every annoying school student in a five mile radius would gush over
Cody: I knew you’d like it (Stops the golf xe đẩy, giỏ hàng at a red light)
(A fancy black car stops tiếp theo to them)
(The window rolls down, and three men inside look at the golf cart)
Driver; Damn, look at that. Where’d bạn guys find that car? The junkyard
(The three guys laugh)
Cody: Ha, shows what bạn know. We bought this from a guy in a suit behind a strip club. Just a few stains had to be cleaned out and it was perfect
(The three guys laugh harder)
Wind: Don’t bạn three have some homeless people to toss coffee at?
Driver: We would, but it’s funner to laugh at bạn Clearwater losers
Wind: Oh, so you’re one of those Fleetwood pricks
Driver: That’s right, mũ lưỡi trai, cap head. I am the honor student, Winston. These two right here are my friends, Oscar and Zachary. We’d like to talk more, but we have things to do. But, we’ll leave bạn with a little something (Swings his car door open, smashing it into the golf cart, leaving a large scratch on the side as they drive off)
Cody: They just fucked up our paint job (Sticks his head out of the window) Alright bạn motherfuckers. This means war
Wind: bạn say it like they just killed your best friend
Cody: They may have well. This car means thêm to me than anyone, bạn and James included
James: Gee, thanks
Cody: I won’t let Fleetwood trường đại học get away with this
Wind: I don’t think the best thing to do is piss off a much thêm superior university. Their dicks, but even I have my limits
Cody: But what if they did something bạn hated
Wind: I would destroy them… But, they’ve done nothing to me yet. So, I don’t think I have much to worry about.


Wind: (Walks with Cody and James to their dorm, as they walk on campus)
Cody: Can today get any worse
(They stop when they see a sign that reads “Clearwater trường đại học Sux”)
James: Is that enough
Cody: Eh, it could be worse. What do bạn think, Wind
Wind: ……..
Cody: Wind?
Wind: Those pricks couldn’t take an extra few phút to just write ‘Sucks’ properly. They just put an X like some stupid phone obsessed teen. The tiếp theo time I see those Fleetwood fuckers, their dead
Cody: That’s the spirit, Wind. Don’t get mad, just get even
Wind: Oh, I’ll get even alright. Even number and times I cái tát, đánh đập, smack a crowbar against their heads
Cody: Getting a bit too far, Wind. I mean just key scratch “Dick” on their car hoặc something.
Wind: No, fuck that. This is personal now
Cody: Okay, Wind. It’s just grammar
Wind: No it’s just not grammar. It’s stupidity. And I fucking hate that
James: I think he’s thêm pissed at them than bạn are
Cody: And even I didn’t think that was possible
Wind: (Uses a lighter to set the sign on fire)