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Halloween was a pretty good movie… And then it made a bunch of crappy sequels. I could talk about how I hate all of them equally, but I want to focus on the one that was an immediate sequel to the first one, the một giây movie in the franchise. So, how could what was đã đưa ý kiến to be one of the greatest slasher phim chiếu rạp of all time manage to get worse and worse with time… Well, why don’t we look into it and find out?



First off, I would like to point out one thing. The director of the first movie was John Carpenter. However, he was then changed to producer, and Halloween 2 was directed bởi Rick Rosenthal, who bạn may know for directing the 1983 classic, Bad Boys. Now, I don’t blame this guy for ruining the franchise. I know we always blame the person in charge instead of the real problem, but let’s refrain from doing that. So, the movie follows what happened after the first movie, completely telling bạn the ending of the first one. Also, screw you, Halloween 2. I didn’t want the ending of the first movie to be told to me. The ambiguity of the ending made it much better, and this one just threw it out the window. So, already, they ruined one of the better parts of the first movie, and we aren’t even done with the plot synopsis of this review. So, now that Laurie is in the hospital, Myers is hunting her down in đã đưa ý kiến hospital, while Myer’s doctor, Sam Loomis, tries to find and stop him before he kills again… He kills a lot of people before the movie is done.



Throughout the movie, bạn get these scenes of “Michael killing in the hospital”, and “Loomis searching for Michael everywhere BUT the hospital”. Sure, whenever Michael is on the scene, it looks pretty cool, and I do gotta admit, it does have some suspenseful scenes. Until bạn realise that there is a whole lot of NOTHING happening. Usually, whenever bạn have nothing happening in a horror movie, bạn should always make sure that there is some sort of suspense along with it. Here, in Halloween 2, there is no suspense. bạn already know the fate of every single character Myers goes after, so there really is no suspense. And don’t say that nothing happening can’t be scary. Don’t Breathe, a movie I’ll get to later on October Movie Marathon, had lots of nothing happening, but because of how the actors portrayed their emotions, how the villain was very quiet and knew where he was going, and how anything could happen at any moment managed to make nothing happening look amazing. Here, it’s just boring. It’s really REALLY boring.



And… that’s it. That is all that I have got. There really is nothing thêm about this movie. All this movie is is Myers tries to catch Laurie and always fails, and Loomis looks around for Myers and always fails. There is nothing going on. Sure, I could bình luận on the bland characters, boring script, and how Myers is able to take six shots to the chest, despite being a human, but honestly, that would require putting a little thêm effort into this review. And if the movie couldn’t be fucked to put any effort into itself, than why should I be bothered. And bạn may say, “But don’t bạn like Friday the 13th and doesn’t it have those problems”? Yes, but I like it because some of the things are so cheesy, it makes me laugh. Here, it’s just a whole lot of nothing. Take care.

Up tiếp theo on October Movie Marathon: The best modern horror film… in my opinion.

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Wind: (Sitting at a park bench)
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do bạn want, James?
James: I just came for a walk, and bạn were here
Wind: Bullshit. bạn were looking for me
James: Okay, I was. Did bạn see that protest in town
Wind: Protest?
James: Yeah, this one with this one crazy woman
Wind: Crazy? Oh boy, what is it this time?

Alana: It is time we stop letting men step all over us
Wind: Who the fuck is that
James: I think she đã đưa ý kiến her name was Alana Sedgwickson. She’s pretty messed up
Wind: How so?
Alana: We need to stop shaming anyone and everyone who is against homosexuality, blacks, women, and anyone...
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon

Episode 20

Another Way To Lie

January 7, 1953

It was a snowy ngày in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.

Pete: Why won't bạn work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help...
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bạn know, I already made a danh sách of those horrible people who will gladly take the lives of others… So I thought why not talk about thêm of them. I don’t know why, but it seems that video games and murderers seem to go together in a very insane puzzle. So today, we will talk about ten thêm video game murderers. First, the rules. Only from games that I have played and only one game per franchise. Also, I am not going to include the same killers from the last list, in order to avoid being redundant. And lastly, neither Trevor from GTA V hoặc Vaas from Far Cry 3 will be on this list. Vaas has...
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Song (Start at 4:28): link

Kevin: *Leading a dancing line with Liam, Mr. Nut, Wayne, Miss. Heart, Tom Foolery, Master Sword, and Saten Twist*
Ian: I wish I could join, but being a train, I'd probably go too fast, and run them over. Now, time for those back to back episodes of Gran Turismo.

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black chuyển đổi, chuyển đổi được with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the chuyển đổi, chuyển đổi được they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas

Mordecai & Rigby were watching TV, when a commercial came on.

Rigby: Aw, really?
Mordecai: Screw this.
Rigby: Hold up! There's a commercial for a videogame!!
Man: Now available in stores is an all new Sonic The Hedgehog game, that has all the sonic games in one disc!
Mordecai: Awesome.
Man: bạn can play up to 45 characters in any game.
Rigby: I want this!!!
Man: Only available in Canada!
Mordecai: WHAT?!!?
Man: Sonic Forever! Rated Everyone 10, and up.
Rigby: How could it be only available in Canada? That's 200 miles from here!
Mordecai:...
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So about a while back, like two years ago, I reviewed The Hills Have Eyes 2009 remake. I thought it was alright. Disgusting as hell and stupid at times, but an enjoyable movie. And that’s when I remembered it’s a remake. I knew there was a film remade, but what I didn’t know is that the original film was created bởi Wes Craven, who made Nightmare on Elm Street. Despite that, this movie was made a few years before Nightmare on Elm Street. Is it as good as Wes Craven’s other classics hoặc is it best forgotten? Let’s found out.



The film follows a small American suburban town called...
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Percy: *Building a snowman with Kevin*
S.B: *Throws a snowball at Gordon*
Gordon: Hey!
S.B: Come on, it's a snowball fight.
Orion: *Crashes a model train into a hotel*
Liam: Hey, if bạn want to have fun crashing stuff, play Train Simulator.
Orion: Alright.
Liam: Liam here from The Nut House. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I have created tonight's schedule for you.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails
Trainz

8:30 PM - Later

Bartholomew - Back to back

Liam: Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Ponies On The Rails got his own spin off. This should be fun to watch, but first, Ponies On...
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Standing, in the darkness.
Alone, with only your dreams.
Or rather.
Your nightmares.
Could they be fiction?
Or your own reality?

Chestnut Pines, Washington. A small town out from the lively cities and locations of the country. A town of dying business and abandoned homes. It gets by, but barely thriving. It’s a simple town, but that will change. A nightmare is coming into the town. Nobody will suspect it, and when they do, it may be too late. This is a năm of something dark. What will happen? What choices will be made? Will they be for the best, hoặc will they go wrong. The choice is up to you,...
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Oliver: This is it. We ain't gonna be around no more.
Rosie: I'll miss all of you.
Shayne: bạn still have time to be here. You're last episode will be playing after Ponies On The Rails.
Oliver: Oh.
Rosie: Okay.
Shayne: Welcome back, hoặc welcome for those of bạn just joining us. I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. Let's get those stories rolling on our một giây half of the hiển thị with Ponies On The Rails.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog...
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Teacher: And that kids is how Hitler Mất tích the war
Wind: Can we learn about something in history that isn’t Hitler for once
Teacher: No, now sit down
(The chuông, bell rings)
Teacher: Okay class, we’ll continue tomorrow
Wind: Hopefully I can get hit bởi a truck before then
(The class leaves)
Teacher: (Waits for them to leave before taking a flask out of his bàn and drinking from it)

Teacher: (Drives home) I swear, those kids don’t have any appreciation for history hoặc even their fellow man (Hits the breaks as a person drives out in front of him) Watch where you’re driving bạn fucking asshole! (Continues...
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Therapist: bạn honestly believe that everyone around bạn is a waste of space
Wind: Exactly
Therapist: Have bạn ever thought that maybe it is bạn who is the problem
Wind: Let me check (Looks outside and sees a group of guys nghề viết văn a penis on the whiteboard)
Wind: Nope. It is definitely the rest of the world
(A clock rings)
Therapist: (Under breath) Oh thank god (To Wind) Looks like we’re out of time today. Same time tiếp theo week?
Wind: Bite me (Walks out)
Hannah: So, how is the therapy working
Wind: Fuck off, Hannah. You’re the reason I had to talk to the school therapist in the first place
Hannah:...
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The Richardsons
(Applause)
Starring Howard
Howard: (Hearing clapping, as he looks up from his newspaper)
Wendy
Wendy: (Startled from the clapping)
Oscar
Oscar: (Looks around his bedroom as he hears clapping)
Megan
Megan: (Takes off her headphones to hear the clapping)
And Bob
Bob: (Smiles)

The Richardsons is filmed in front of a live studio audience
(70’s sitcom âm nhạc plays)
(Camera zooms in on a decrepit house with boarded doors and windows)
(Everyone sitting at the breakfast table, looking as if they are crazy)
Wendy: Howard, what are we gonna-
Howard: Quiet. If we don’t talk, they won’t...
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Master Sword was born in Manehatten. He was always cared for bởi his mother, but his father, being a drunkard, a cheater, and a poor parent, had never liked him. His father would always insult him, hit him, and call him gay, because he never had a girlfriend in school. However, he always cared about Sword's brother, Chimney Sweep, who always wanted to be better than Sword, and he always did one up Master Sword in everything he did. Cookie Crumb, Master Sword's young sister, always cared about him, just like his mother, but was always scared of him when he got angry. Due to how Master Sword was...
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Craig Armstrong: For those who don't know. He's the voice of the famish Dan..

Max Gilmardi: It's one of the many reasons I tình yêu Spike in pony,mov. I tried watching thêm of his videos,, but his only one I laughed at is, "Little Jerry and the closet".. (I also tình yêu his name for some reason).

Daniel Baxter: (How it should of ended)

Seth Macfarlene:

Greg: (Voice of the mentally advanced series)

Shia LaBeouf:

Ned Luke: (Micheal De Santa)

Rob Weithoff: (John Marston)

Jane Lynch: Not kidding when I say. I hope she ends up appearing in my little pony. Though I don't see it ever happening..

Mrawkwardreviewer:


There's obviously more.. But it'll go on and on forever..
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Wind: (Sitting in class with the other students) So what’s all this about?
Cody: Well, it’s Veteran’s Day. I think the school had something planned
Administrator: Alright, students, listen up. In honor of Veteran’s Day, we have a two very special guests with us. First, let me introduce bạn to Thomas Reynolds
(A man walks into the classroom, carrying an oxygen tank with him)
Administrator: He’s a World War II veteran who fought in Germany. It’s amazing he was able to survive. Anything bạn want to discuss, Mr. Reynolds
Thomas Reynolds: (Takes a breathe from his oxygen mask) I just want...
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