Okay, let’s just get the most controversial opinion out of the way. Let’s talk about the biggest horror game franchise of this year, and maybe even of all time, also being the video game franchise that I… well… How do I put this… I don’t like Five Nights at Freddy’s
(And thus, Wind was never heard from again. They say his screams as the những người hâm mộ tore him apart could still be heard in his house to this very day)
Yeah, just saying that I don’t like this game is like a black man at a Klan meeting. bạn don’t do it unless you're suicidal. So, why am I doing it then? Because somebody needs to talk about why they don’t like the game… Without calling the fandom a bunch of autistic faggots. Look, bạn can like what bạn want. If bạn like the game, that’s fine… But please, for the tình yêu of Mother Teresa, can bạn just hear me out on why I don’t like the game and not dismember me in the streets. So, let’s just talk about each and every game. Starting with the first game in the franchise.
Five Nights at Freddy’s was a game that just appeared out of nowhere on the internet on August 8th 2014. This game quickly got very popular, with every major Youtuber playing it and with a fandom growing very rapidly. The game has bạn play as a security guard at a creepy looking pizzeria, and your job is to survive the night, as killer animatronics come to life and try to kill you. I gotta admit, the designs and the idea were pretty spooky. This was probably one of the most colorful horror games I’ve seen with the monster designs. The last time I saw a horror game with this kind of color was with American McGee’s Alice (Great game. bạn should play it). Something about murderous animals, hoặc robots that look like animals, is just fascinating. And I can definitely see someone being scared of these things.
And I gotta admit, the first Five Nights at Freddy’s game was a lot of fun… for the first few minutes. During the first night, bạn need to protect yourself from the animatronics bởi closing the doors when they come near, but bạn also need to save as much energy as possible, as it’s limited, so only close it when bạn need to. People say that the game is about jumpscares, and while there are jump scares in it, that’s only when bạn die. The fear comes from looking at the camera, knowing that those animatronics are coming, and all bạn can do is hide. That’s pretty good at being scary… For the first night. The một giây night comes, and introduces Foxy, which does change it up a bit, making bạn try your best to keep an eye on him, but other than that, the other animatronics are about the same. Once the third night comes around, that’s about it. Nothing else happens, other than listening to the guy on the phone talk. That’s all there is, really… And then the sequel came.
Two months afterward, Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 was released. The game takes place in a different location, with different monsters. There are now different sets of the main animatronics, as well as new animatronics entirely, like Balloon Boy, a major asshole who will screw bạn over. Mangle, a very disturbing two headed Foxy animatronic that crawls on the ceiling, and the Puppet, which… just fucking look at it
He may be my favorite. But sadly, other than a few new monsters and the ability to hide from the animatronics… That’s about it. bạn still need to survive five nights (Which why can’t the security guard just quit and leave. I never understood that), bạn need to use a limited number of things, and bạn must not get jump scared. It’s just the same game again, unfortunately. And then, the tiếp theo game came along.
Literally four months afterward, Five Nights at Freddy’s 3 was made. Now, you’re working at some attraction based on the Five Nights at Freddy’s myth with stuff from the actual pizzeria, and now, there’s only one animatronic hunting you, named Springtrap, and just looking at his rotting outer layer is creepy enough on it’s own.
But sadly, this is where things got… stupid. Now, there is no longer the fear of something watching you. It’s just jumpscares again. Nothing else but jumpscares. And the jump scares aren’t even when bạn die. They just come to screw bạn over. When all fear is just jump scares, bạn really have run out of ideas. I don’t know how many times I need to say this, but jump scares are not scary. Of course people are gonna jump at them. It’s basic instinct. We’re gonna be startled. That doesn’t mean literally everything horror related should resort to it. And even the jump scares suck. Sprintraps is just him walking up to bạn like a young nervous child asking bạn a question. And then there’s the fourth one... big shocker, it came out four months after the third one.
bởi this point, I just didn’t fucking care anymore. Sure, the trailers were interesting, and the idea of being in a bedroom instead of a simple pizzeria was pretty neat, but it’s just the same game again. thêm jump scares, thêm closing doors, thêm of the same animatronics. People always complain about how games like Call of Duty, Mario, hoặc Pokemon never change, yet no one ever criticized Five Nights at Freddy’s for doing the same thing? But, at least FNAF 4 was the last game in the franchise….. Right? Yeah… I wish
Yep… Another Five Nights at Freddy’s game. ANOTHER ONE! This time, it’s called Sister Location. And it will probably be the same game again. I wouldn’t be shocked. But, there is still a chance that it could be different. Maybe even good. I mean, look at FNAF World. That game was entirely different
FNAF World was just a cute little RPG game, and it still talked about the FNAF story, so… maybe Sister Location can be good… But for the tình yêu of god, this franchise should not have exploding in popularity like a nuclear bomb. Seriously, look all over the internet. bạn can’t go one một giây without someone talking about Five Nights at Freddy’s. There’s FNAF người hâm mộ art.
There’s parodies
người hâm mộ songs
người hâm mộ games
And yes, there is even porn of it…. I wish I was making that up
I swear, this franchise got so huge so fast… And how, I don’t know why… Well, that’s not entirely true. There is one way I think this game got so được ưa chuộng so fast. The story.
The story is definitely something that I find to be creepy. It’s very vague and told through little hints throughout the series. And I tình yêu vague storytelling. It’s one of the reasons I tình yêu Dark Souls so much. It’s very vague and mysterious. So is Five Nights at Freddy’s… But seriously, why must it be in a game that gets this old this quick? And why is it getting a movie about it?... Oh… right… forgot… It’s getting a movie too. I feel like Five Nights at Freddy’s would work better as a movie, actually. I mean, the gameplay for the franchise is pretty simple, almost too simple for a video game, but it makes up for that with it’s incredible storytelling. That’s why I feel like Five Nights at Freddy’s would work better as a movie. To tell its story in a thêm visual way. But what do I know? I’m just some guy who bitches about stuff on the internet. But thank bạn all for joining me, and I hope to see bạn all tiếp theo time. Take care.
(And thus, Wind was never heard from again. They say his screams as the những người hâm mộ tore him apart could still be heard in his house to this very day)
Yeah, just saying that I don’t like this game is like a black man at a Klan meeting. bạn don’t do it unless you're suicidal. So, why am I doing it then? Because somebody needs to talk about why they don’t like the game… Without calling the fandom a bunch of autistic faggots. Look, bạn can like what bạn want. If bạn like the game, that’s fine… But please, for the tình yêu of Mother Teresa, can bạn just hear me out on why I don’t like the game and not dismember me in the streets. So, let’s just talk about each and every game. Starting with the first game in the franchise.
Five Nights at Freddy’s was a game that just appeared out of nowhere on the internet on August 8th 2014. This game quickly got very popular, with every major Youtuber playing it and with a fandom growing very rapidly. The game has bạn play as a security guard at a creepy looking pizzeria, and your job is to survive the night, as killer animatronics come to life and try to kill you. I gotta admit, the designs and the idea were pretty spooky. This was probably one of the most colorful horror games I’ve seen with the monster designs. The last time I saw a horror game with this kind of color was with American McGee’s Alice (Great game. bạn should play it). Something about murderous animals, hoặc robots that look like animals, is just fascinating. And I can definitely see someone being scared of these things.
And I gotta admit, the first Five Nights at Freddy’s game was a lot of fun… for the first few minutes. During the first night, bạn need to protect yourself from the animatronics bởi closing the doors when they come near, but bạn also need to save as much energy as possible, as it’s limited, so only close it when bạn need to. People say that the game is about jumpscares, and while there are jump scares in it, that’s only when bạn die. The fear comes from looking at the camera, knowing that those animatronics are coming, and all bạn can do is hide. That’s pretty good at being scary… For the first night. The một giây night comes, and introduces Foxy, which does change it up a bit, making bạn try your best to keep an eye on him, but other than that, the other animatronics are about the same. Once the third night comes around, that’s about it. Nothing else happens, other than listening to the guy on the phone talk. That’s all there is, really… And then the sequel came.
Two months afterward, Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 was released. The game takes place in a different location, with different monsters. There are now different sets of the main animatronics, as well as new animatronics entirely, like Balloon Boy, a major asshole who will screw bạn over. Mangle, a very disturbing two headed Foxy animatronic that crawls on the ceiling, and the Puppet, which… just fucking look at it
He may be my favorite. But sadly, other than a few new monsters and the ability to hide from the animatronics… That’s about it. bạn still need to survive five nights (Which why can’t the security guard just quit and leave. I never understood that), bạn need to use a limited number of things, and bạn must not get jump scared. It’s just the same game again, unfortunately. And then, the tiếp theo game came along.
Literally four months afterward, Five Nights at Freddy’s 3 was made. Now, you’re working at some attraction based on the Five Nights at Freddy’s myth with stuff from the actual pizzeria, and now, there’s only one animatronic hunting you, named Springtrap, and just looking at his rotting outer layer is creepy enough on it’s own.
But sadly, this is where things got… stupid. Now, there is no longer the fear of something watching you. It’s just jumpscares again. Nothing else but jumpscares. And the jump scares aren’t even when bạn die. They just come to screw bạn over. When all fear is just jump scares, bạn really have run out of ideas. I don’t know how many times I need to say this, but jump scares are not scary. Of course people are gonna jump at them. It’s basic instinct. We’re gonna be startled. That doesn’t mean literally everything horror related should resort to it. And even the jump scares suck. Sprintraps is just him walking up to bạn like a young nervous child asking bạn a question. And then there’s the fourth one... big shocker, it came out four months after the third one.
bởi this point, I just didn’t fucking care anymore. Sure, the trailers were interesting, and the idea of being in a bedroom instead of a simple pizzeria was pretty neat, but it’s just the same game again. thêm jump scares, thêm closing doors, thêm of the same animatronics. People always complain about how games like Call of Duty, Mario, hoặc Pokemon never change, yet no one ever criticized Five Nights at Freddy’s for doing the same thing? But, at least FNAF 4 was the last game in the franchise….. Right? Yeah… I wish
Yep… Another Five Nights at Freddy’s game. ANOTHER ONE! This time, it’s called Sister Location. And it will probably be the same game again. I wouldn’t be shocked. But, there is still a chance that it could be different. Maybe even good. I mean, look at FNAF World. That game was entirely different
FNAF World was just a cute little RPG game, and it still talked about the FNAF story, so… maybe Sister Location can be good… But for the tình yêu of god, this franchise should not have exploding in popularity like a nuclear bomb. Seriously, look all over the internet. bạn can’t go one một giây without someone talking about Five Nights at Freddy’s. There’s FNAF người hâm mộ art.
There’s parodies
người hâm mộ songs
người hâm mộ games
And yes, there is even porn of it…. I wish I was making that up
I swear, this franchise got so huge so fast… And how, I don’t know why… Well, that’s not entirely true. There is one way I think this game got so được ưa chuộng so fast. The story.
The story is definitely something that I find to be creepy. It’s very vague and told through little hints throughout the series. And I tình yêu vague storytelling. It’s one of the reasons I tình yêu Dark Souls so much. It’s very vague and mysterious. So is Five Nights at Freddy’s… But seriously, why must it be in a game that gets this old this quick? And why is it getting a movie about it?... Oh… right… forgot… It’s getting a movie too. I feel like Five Nights at Freddy’s would work better as a movie, actually. I mean, the gameplay for the franchise is pretty simple, almost too simple for a video game, but it makes up for that with it’s incredible storytelling. That’s why I feel like Five Nights at Freddy’s would work better as a movie. To tell its story in a thêm visual way. But what do I know? I’m just some guy who bitches about stuff on the internet. But thank bạn all for joining me, and I hope to see bạn all tiếp theo time. Take care.