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About a năm ago, back when I was on fanpop for a whole year, my town was hit with what was possibly the biggest snow storm I had ever seen in my life. It didn’t start until Monday, when I was walking trang chủ from school. When I did get home, I heard my father tell me that we would have to get out of the house for a while. The reason for this is that, for some reason, the heating in our house had messed up badly. Now let me remind bạn that this was one of the coldest times of the year. In fact, I think we were in the negatives that day, and yet, we had no heating at all. So, after we were told about this, we went to this one hotel in a nearby town. This hotel had huge rooms, a small kitchen, a large TV, and tons of không gian for everyone, and, of course, heating. It was the perfect place to stay… So naturally, my father found a way to fuck it up badly. What he did was that he ended up stuck behind this one man, who was in the middle of the road. When my dad honked the horn, the driver just stood there. So, when my dad just passed bởi him, he made sure to flip him the bird, and trust me, this guy saw it. Now, how is this a problem? Well, when my dad got to the counter of the hotel to check our rooms, we then saw that the manager of this place was none other than the guy he had được trao the finger to. Yeah, it’s not a surprise bởi this point that this guy threw us out of the hotel and didn’t want us coming back. It’s also not a surprise that we all badly wanted to kill our dad right now, but that’s a different story. So, after that huge fuck up in our plans, we had to go to the tiếp theo best thing… bởi that, I mean we ended up in a small hotel with only two beds. My brother and sister sleeped on the beds and my parents on the floor. I decided to just sleep in the bathtub, because, no matter where we are, I ALWAYS want a room to myself, even if it is the fucking bathroom. So, right when it was time to sleep, I then thought to myself “Oh fuck, I got school tomorrow”. So, yeah, I had a lot of reasons to worry, since this was one of the most important parts of the year, what with studying for tests. And I had to take a lot of important classes in that time, so it wasn’t the best night for me. But, when I woke up that morning, I saw that the entire goddamn city had Nữ hoàng băng giá over. You’d think that it was a goddamn winter wonderland. This blizzard was so insane, that it was able to hủy bỏ school. So I was thinking “Oh good” because I was out of school for the day, but then I thought “Oh fuck” because I remembered that it was only Tuesday and there would still be school tomorrow. So, after another ngày in the hotel, I was then told that my school would not be open until Monday, so I had an entire week to just sit in this place and do nothing, like usual. All I really did at that hotel was play Smash Bros. on my 3DS and use my laptop, since the place had internet. Nothing exciting. Although, this hotel did have a breakfast room, where me and my brother just took all the food, since it was free. It ended up getting to the point where we just started taking plastic bags out of there with each trip we had. After a week of just fucking around, we finally went back to the house, and, I swear to god, this place was even colder when we left. I mean, I am not kidding, it was colder inside than it was outside, if that even makes sense. However, my dad didn’t want to go back to the hotel, since he was tired of sitting in a room that was too damn small, so we just had to get out the giant as fuck blankets, so it makes me câu hỏi why we even went to the hotel anyway. But trust me, the free thực phẩm was worth it.
Link: Okay, so, what do we do tiếp theo on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are bạn serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't bạn find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: bạn will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where...
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Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? bạn mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, xin chào Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... xin chào Orca.
Orca: So, bạn want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for bạn to teach me a new di chuyển so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's quần lót says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few phút of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link....
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posted by windwakerguy430
Chuck: So, we've been waiting for like...three hours
Stacey: It's been five phút Chuck
Chuck: Well, I just want to know when something happens Explosion) Something happened. Gotta go check it out
Stacey: Wait, bạn don't even know where it is happ- (Chuck leaves)
Chuck: (Sees soldiers robbing casino vaults) Hey, bạn can't just do that
Soldiers: (Aim súng at Chuck)
Chuck: ..................... Uh............ Please don't shoot.......
(Later, after the fight)
Chuck: (Panting) Man, I hope that is the only time I have to do that (Phone rings) Hello
Stacey: Chuck, it looks like that three other casinos...
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................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something bạn want to see. Unless bạn are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old..........
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Hello everyone. Today, we will be looking at the meme Forever Alone. Now, before we talk about what it is, lets get a little history.
After the Rage Guy, this was the một giây of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed hoặc lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his một giây comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see bạn all tiếp theo time
(Hello everyone. A quick note. This is a reaction article. In it, I will type down every last word I say and bạn can see how I react to whatever it is I do. Will I do thêm of these. I don't know. But, with that, lets start with the reaction)

Okay, so its started... And we got us some thunder clap... Very scary... Ohhh... So, we get some Japanese kids talking... In Japanese... Thankfully, there are subtitles..... Oh, we get a backstory. Thats good........ And, we get some kids talking about ghosts in the dark. How cliched........ On dark stormy nights. CLICHED!!!....... Cliches! Cliches everywhere.........
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Wind: Okay, I know bạn guys are mad, but-
Link: Your damn right were mad
Wind: Well, that’s good to hear. But, I really need to get going and-
Tetra: Oh no. You’re not going anywhere until bạn tell us why it took a whole fucking tháng to make another After Adventure episode.
Wind: Well, I could tell you….. but, there is some a job bạn need to do, so bye
Link: A job, bạn think we’ll get money for it
Tetra: I’m not sure. I guess we’ll have to check
(Some Time Later)
Link: Okay, where is the treasure. I followed that guys map
(Flashback)
Link: Hey, where is the treasure
Ho-Ho: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE...
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So, I want to talk about an amazing anime that has so many fans. I watched it, and I can see why people like it so much… BUT, although I do like it… It has its problems. That anime is Death Note.
Now, Death Note is an anime that is about a school student named Light Yagami, who finds a dangerous book called the Death Note, which gives him the ability to kill anyone whose name is written in the book. This then leads him to create a new world order and kill all the worlds criminals, but he is then being hunted down bởi the police and L, the worlds greatest detective, but always manages to stay...
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Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what happened
King of Red Lions: Oh, Link, good thing your safe. After your Pokemon burned down that building, I got bạn out of there
Link: Huh (Sees Tetra) Holy shit, did me and Tetra-
King of Red Lions: No
Link: Goddamn it
King of Red Lions: Anyway, we need to go to the sacred realm again, because............. Well, lets go (Goes through portal)

King of Red Lions: Well, here we are
Link: (Breathes for air) Why the fuck didn't bạn warn me
King of Red Lions: I can't help it. I'm a boat. I don't even have lungs. Anyway, just go in there, and take Tetra
Tetra: (Wakes up) Did someone...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....
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Masters of breakfast and champions of flavor, these two have been eaten as a delightful morning snack for ages. But the ultimate câu hỏi still remains....... Who is better?

For what feels like the longest time French bánh mì nướng and bánh xèo, bánh kếp have been competing, and today it's going to be settled. Right here, right now.

I'm Jared and it's my job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE.

Contestant #1: French Toast

Also known as German, gypsy, hoặc Spanish toast, French bánh mì nướng is a được ưa chuộng morning choice consisting of bread, eggs, and often sữa hoặc cream.

The earliest...
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 WARNING: These songs will make bạn wish bạn were never born. Seriously, if bạn think bạn know bad songs, bạn haven't seen anything yet.
WARNING: These songs will make you wish you were never born. Seriously, if you think you know bad songs, you haven't seen anything yet.
Music! :D One of the most well-known types of media out there and I'd be telling the most BS lie in the world if I đã đưa ý kiến I hated it. âm nhạc is a wonderful thing that we can listen do at practically anytime we want for a little thêm entertainment and drastically increases our mood, no matter what the situation.

...............

And then there's THOSE songs. The ones that make others wish they didn't exist. These toxic melodies aren't just bad, oh no. They're god-awful. An insult to humanity. These despicable songs should be burned in the flames of Hell.

Whether bạn like them hoặc not, bạn have to admit...
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bạn know, I'm pretty sure we all have those shows out there that we know exist and even sometimes know are really good, but just refuse to watch. And that's what this danh sách is about.

The anime on this danh sách are all anime that I was originally going to check out and even finish, but I either gave up on it hoặc just stopped.

And yes, a few of these shows I did actually watch to a certain point, and I know that's kind of cheating for this list, but it's my list, so SHUT UP! =D

#5. One Piece

Let me start off this entry bởi saying that I tình yêu comedy anime. And honestly, what can I even say about it? It's...
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Cliches. I absolutely DESPISE cliches. It shows that the writers are too lazy to come up with anything original, and IT TICKS ME OFF.

..............

BUT there are those cliches that bạn just can't help but love. Whether it's because they're cool, funny, hoặc downright awesome, bạn just can't resist loving the crap out of them! And it's no wonder they never seem to leave.

My name is Jared, and today we're counting down My hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 anime Cliches!

#10. Deserved Slapstick

What I mean bởi this is a character doing something wrong/bad and paying for it. It's not only satisfying to see the douche-bag of a person...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and cầu vồng Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

Rainbow Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
Rainbow Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would bạn like to be my friend?
Rainbow Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack

Now, let's begin. rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack was at Sweet táo, apple Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack in Sweet táo, apple Acres.

Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga!...
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