While cleaning out the prison, Thomas tried to stab Rick for the the third time now.

"What the hell was that!?" Rick cried angrily.

"It was coming at m-

"Wait.. I Think bạn have something on the side of your head!" Rick pointed out.

"What are bạn tal- (suddenly Rick stabbed a red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him)".

"Got it!" Rick cried, seemingly unaware that he killed a man.

Suddenly an angry Andrew charged at him, but Rick body slammed him against a wall.

"That wasn't very nice!" Rick cried angrily.

Andrew started running, and Rick chased after him but only because he wants to return Andrew's dropped bat.

Rick caught up with Andrew and returned Andrew's bat.

But then Rick got bored and closed the door locking Andrew outside, as Andrew screamed horribly.

SHORTLY AFTER:

Rick was now pointing his trademark revolver at Axel and Oscar.

"I don't want no lies out of bạn two. When you've been a stripper as long as I have, bạn know when people are lying!" Rick cried, not realizing he was a police sheriff and thought the police uniform meant he was a stripper.

Before long Axel broke down and began pleading for his life.

Even in Rick's immature stupidity, he still began feeling large sympathy towards Axel, and spared both him and Oscar.

Rick met with Lori outside.

"How did it go in there?" Lori asked.

"I like pie!" Rick cried randomly.

"I know bạn do, but how did it g-

"Remember when Carl was born?" Rick cried happily.

Lori smiled at the memory.

FLASHBACK:

Lori finished giving birth and Rick was holding baby Carl.

"It's a beauitful baby girl.. But wait.. It has a penis (grabs dao, con dao preparing to cut the penis off) Better take care of that" Rick cried.

"Stop! It's a boy!" Lori cried somewhat angrily.

"Yes,and he'll grow to be very smart.. Would get it from me" Rick đã đưa ý kiến proudly.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, the first zombie of the time appeared from outside, pounding on the glass window, groaning loudly and appearing hidden in the shadows of the night, except for its bight, glowing yellow eyes, witch stared directly at Rick and Lori, making for a frightening image.

"See, even that homeless man is enjoying the scene" Rick said, pointing at the Walker.

Lori was clearly uncomfortable with seeing it, but unfortunately for her, Rick, still believing it to be a homeless man, brought the walker inside with them, letting the Walker near baby Carl.

"Braaaains!" The zombie groaned.

"Yes, he 'dose' have a lot of brains" Rick cried proudly.

The zombie tried to grab at baby Carl, but Rick shoved the zombie away.

"Wow. One step at a time" Rick told the Walker.

Before long Rick and Lori left with Baby Carl, as the Walker tried, unsuccessfully, to grab one of them, and then was left inside the room.

END FLASHBACK:

After several hours the prison began getting surrounded bởi zombie hordes, and to make this even worse, the prison alarm was sounded mysteriously.

"I think the alarm is sounded" Rick cried.

"... bạn don't say!" Cried an annoyed Glenn.

"I 'do' say" Rick replied happily.

Later.

Lori died giving birth to her new baby, and Carl had to put her down and T Dog also died, giving his life to save Carol, as he was bitten anyway held back approaching zombies before they began eating him alive.

But anyway.

Rick, Oscar and Daryl fought their way to the generator room.

Rick took out his revolver and shot three zombies surrounding the generator room all in the head, proving that, despite his lack towards most forms of common sense, he is still a skilled marksmen.

"Alright, where's the switch?" Rick asked.

"There" Oscar said, pointing at the switch to turn off the loud alarm.

"Alright. Guess there's nothing else to do but finish this sentence uninterup-

"AHHH!" Andrew cried, popping out of nowhere, revealing to be the mysterious figure from earlier, and nearly hitting Rick with a fireaxe.

This lead to a fist fight between the two, and Rick's revolver was dropped near Andrew.

Daryl at the mean time, could no longer hold the door and to fight his way though the zombies.

Rick briefly had the advantage on Andrew.

"FOR GL-

Before Rick was able to finish his known catch phrase Andrew kneed Rick in the stomach and had the advantage on Rick, knocking Rick to the ground, but suddenly a heavy object was thrown at Andrew par Oscar.

Oscar soon realized that he grabbed Rick's revolver, and his face became plus serious.

Andrew, after getting back up on his feet tried convincing Oscar to kill Rick, but instead, Oscar killed Andrew and returned Rick's gun, earning his membership of the group.

LATER:

par this point, the battle was finished.

Rick told about Oscar saved his life.

Oscar began to say "and I'll do it again and aga-

"HEYHEYHEY! bạn SHUT YOUR FACE!" Rick cried angrily to Oscar.

Suddenly Rick heard crying and realized Lori had her child, but also realized Lori was dead making Rick completely lose it.

SKIPS WAY AHEAD IN THE SEASON:

Several days pasted and Glenn and Maggie were searching for nourriture and other such stuff, and once they had enough Glenn suggested they should get back home.

"And where is it toi call people call home!?" Came a sudden voice.

"M Merle!?" Glenn cried in shock.

"Well. Well. If it ain't Brain" Merle a dit back.

"My name is Glenn" Glenn groaned.

"Whatever toi say Brain" Merle replied.

Merle looked over and saw Maggie.

"Say., who's the lady. She's a hottie.. I'd like to bend her over a barrow and montrer her the fifty states, y'know what I'm sayin!?" Merle cried pervertly.

"That dosen't even make sense!?" Glenn cried.

"Whatever.. Just tell me where my brother is!?" Merle ordered.

Glenn refused to tell him, Merle got mad and childishly went into a bar, closing the door behind him.

"Who was that?" Maggie asked, but before Glenn could answer Merle, despite having been seen going into one of buildings he suddenly appeared behind Maggie and grabbed hostage and held a gun against her, threatening to kill her if Glenn dosen't play along, despite the fact that he wasn't even using words anymore.

"Your not coming back with us!" Glenn cried angrily.

"Your right. We're going somewhere BETTER!.. A nice little place where can 'hang out'. A get away if bạn will.. Y'know what I'm sayin!?" Merle cried as they got into the car, and Merle drove them off.

Glenn was getting beaten up and tied against a chair.

"BATTER UP!" Merle cried aggressively, and smashed a huge wrench against Glenn's... toi know. The private area.

Glenn screamed in pain.

"Quite whining! Mama's not here! I'M your mama now!" Merle trolled.

"Dude. That sounded wrong in every way possible!" Glenn cried.

Merle took this as a compliment and smiled proudly.

After intense torture Merle demanded réponses from Glenn, while calling Glenn a scronny cây head.

"Scronny cây head!? What dose that even MEAN!?" Glenn a dit while breathing heavily.

"I don't know, but it felt kinda good saying it" Merle admitted.

Rick, Daryl and Oscar sneaked into Woodbury, but first they had to sneak past a guy in his own house.

Rick, in a rare moment of intelligence, had an idea saying "I have a quarter in my pocket.. Maybe if I throw it, he might go investigate the noise and we could sneak away.. Not even use violence".

"Good idea.. Quick Rick. Reach into your pocket" Daryl insisted.

Rick reached into his pocket, but forgotten his own idea as he replied with "I don't know where your going with this".

Rick pulled an out quarter out of his pocket.

"Hey! A quarter!" Rick cried happily.

"Quick Rick, Throw it out the windo- Wait!? What are toi doing!?"

Rick is seen wasteing the only distraction they had par using the quarter on an convienitly placed gumball machine, much to Daryl's frustration.

"Fortantly.. I still have a plan B.. I gave a great deal of thought" Daryl said. Before shooting an Mũi tên xanh into the Woodbury guy, killing him.

"Wait.. That wasn't EVEN a plan" Oscar groaned.

"Whatever" Daryl groaned back.

Three guards were watching over the tied up Maggie and Glenn.

"Your ganna pay for this!" Maggie cried angrily.

"Hahaha.. What. Am gonna get my throat slide ou something!?" guard one cried, laughing at his own joke.

Suddenly Rick appeared out of nowhere, grabbing the laughing guard from behind, and ironically slitting the guards throat with a large knife.

Before the một giây guard could react Rick body slammed the guard onto a nearby tường and stabbed his dao, con dao deep into the guard's hyoid area, killing him almost instantly.

The third guard reached for a dao, con dao and attempted to stab Rick from behind but suddenly an axe was stabbed into his stamach and it simulated the death from THE SHINING.

The cost seemed clear but a forth guard came into the room, due to the noise and grabbed for his gun but Rick threw the dao, con dao and stabbed into the forth guards face, killing him instantly.

"We did it man.. We killed them" Oscar (the one who had the axe)" cried happily.

"Yeah.. And plus we stabbed them and made them stop breathing" Rick replied.

"... Right" Oscar groaned.

Rick and Oscar untied their Những người bạn and brought them to wear Daryl was waiting.

Rick, Glenn, Maggie, Oscar and Daryl broke into a backroom filled with weapons, Rick and Daryl grabbed AK47's, Oscar grabbed an máy bơm action shotgun, and Maggie only grabbed an pistol, as she had to carry an severly wounded Glenn.

They ran into the open village hoping to sneak out, but unknown to them, there

was an ambush waiting for them, and all the Woodbury soldiers started open firing at them.

"Open ngọn lửa, chữa cháy boys!" Daryl cried, as he shot down one of the enemies.

"Hold nothing back.. SIEZE YOUR GLORY!" Rick cried, dramatically imitating the min protagonist of 300: Rise of an Empire.

(by this point the background starts fitting the mood par playing the instrumental version KORN - DADDY.. Witch is my main battle theme, and almost 'always' played joining battle sequences).

The large battle continued for quite some time.

Rick covered one of them with dozens of bullet holes all over various parts of his boby.

(by now it stops playing the instrumental Korn song).

Andrea came out of a building and saw what she assumed to assumed all be escaped convicts because she saw Oscar run by, and wasn't aware it was her Những người bạn there as well so she started open firing on them.

Phillips saw her shooting, and đã bình luận on it being some sort of sexual turn on for him.

(starts the song again).

One of the Woodbury soldiers was alone behind large dumpster, reloaded an hunting rifle.

"Alright! Let's see what these bitches go-

Before he finished Daryl appeared and stabbed a broken bia bottle into the guy's back.

"Is that the best bạn could do!?" The lone Woodbury soldier told Daryl before he fell down dead directly after saying it.

However Daryl accidently Mất tích sight of his friends.

From the enemies side Merle was joining the fight, carrying a M4A1 machine gun, with a red dot on it and fired it along with all the other soldiers also firing their weapons.

Maggie was nearly hit par a lone gunshot that was mere inches from her face.

"You see that shot!? I took that shot! That shot was mine!" Merle anxiously bragged from off view.

Rick smashed his gun against the face of a Woodbury and shot him from the ground, but then realized he was out of ammo and put the AK47 behind his back since it had a strap on it, but then he saw something that made him pause.

(stops the song).

Rick, due to his guilty conscience, and lack of healthy state after Lori's death. Envisions Shane coming towards them, carrying a máy bơm action shotgun, and Rick tried desperately to say hi to Shane, ad ask why he isn't around no more, forgetting he died.

"Shane" fired his gun and fatally wounded Oscar par a shot in the chest.

Enraged, Rick fired his trademark revolver at the envision of Shane, putting a bullet though his forehead and killing him.

"Y'all gone and done made me all mad now Shane!" Rick cried out, giving off a stereotypical cowboy accent.

Shane approached what he thought was Shane, but it was only a Woodbury soldier, who had a bullet mark in his forehead, appearing like a third eye, but Rick told "Shane" to stop giving him that look.

Maggie realized that poor Oscar was dead, and shot him in the head to spare him the terrible fate of being among the undead freaks.

After that the group escaped Woodbury, but there was still no sign of Daryl of Michonne.

END OF EPISODE ONE: