Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those phim chiếu rạp that is hated, weather bởi fans, critics, hoặc the world in general, but bạn just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list
#10: Kẻ hủy diệt 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, những người hâm mộ were hyped for the tiếp theo one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They đã đưa ý kiến that it wasn’t very good, and all of the characters were just dull and boring. Me, I kinda liked it. I mean, sure, it doesn’t come close to the original 2, but it was still a pretty good film. The action was awesome, and the special effects weren’t that bad. Not to mention it is still filled with Schwarzenegger’s awesome catchphrases, so how can bạn hate that. Besides… can’t all just agree that Kẻ hủy diệt Salvation is the real piece of shit in the series? Also, after seeing the trailer for Kẻ hủy diệt Genisys with Arnold back in it, I am thêm hyped than ever.
#9: Independence ngày - A lot of people have đã đưa ý kiến that all this movie is is a dull and boring movie that tries to hide behind it’s special effects. While I can see it, it really didn’t bother me. I mean, I was too interested in the awesome special effects to notice it at the time, and I have to say, Will Smith is just too damn lovable in this movie as he always is. Sure, they are right about this movie being a little dull, but the action scenes are pretty cool. And, lets be honest, at least the aliens are defeated bởi mankind, and nothing stupid like âm nhạc (Mars Attacks), diseases (War of the Worlds), and fucking water (The Signs). So, good job on not being totally stupid, Independence Day.
#8: Pokemon: The First Movie - Okay, lets all be honest here. The story of this movie is fucking horrible, The moral is hypocritical, and it is all just bland. So, why is it a guilty pleasure. Nostalgia, of course. Yeah, just because something is nostalgic doesn’t mean it’s good. I remember buying this movie on VHS, as well as the two other films and a FUCKTON of Pokemon merchandise. Yeah, I was obsessed with Pokemon when I was a kid. Looking back at the movie NOW, yeah, it’s a piece of shit, but I’ll never forget the joy it brought me, so I can be thankful for that
#7: Freddy VS Jason - Now, everyone says that this movie was just stupid and the teenage protagonists were the worst part. I kinda agree. I mean, the protagonists were dull and annoying, and I honestly couldn’t care for their survival. But, other than that, this movie was awesome. I mean, sure, it’s a stupid concept, but, so is Goku VS Superman, but people still want to see it. Seeing Jason and Freddy fighting in a battle is so awesome. I mean, we are seeing two famous villains from slasher films fight, as well as killing off victims. It’s just so stupid, but awesome at the same time (That’s the key sentence to this list. Get used to it). All I can say is, it may have been awful to fans, but at least it was better than Alien VS Predator
#6: The Wicker Man - WHAT!? But the Wicker Man is a timeless horror classic. Well, yes, it is… the 1973 version, anyway. The 2006 remake, however, is an ungodly abomination. It has terrible characters, terrible acting, and is just stupid. But it’s so bad, that it is actually entertaining. I mean, bạn have Nicolas Cage yelling about a burnt doll, holding someone at gunpoint for riding a bike, and dressing up as a chịu, gấu and punching a woman in the face. I mean, I thought he was over the hàng đầu, đầu trang in Vampire’s Kiss, but after seeing this… My god, he’s like a cartoon character. And it is hilarious. Sure, this movie may be awful and my spit in the face of the original, but, goddamn it, I can’t help but watch it for it’s horribly acted and unintentional comedy
#5: Hot Rod - Now, people say that this is just an incredibly stupid film that doesn’t even try at all to be funny. But, that’s what I like about it. It’s so stupid, that I can’t help but laugh at it. It’s kinda like GMod hoặc YTP, people find them so stupid, that they laugh. That is Hot Rod for me. It is filled with a bunch of stupid characters getting into accidents, like crashing into a van, falling down a never ending hill, and even being run over. Again, it is really stupid, but I really can’t help but laugh at it. Again, it’s stupid. Hell, it’s probably brain dead as all hell, but, like I said, I just can’t help but laugh at it
#4: Kick-Ass - People have đã đưa ý kiến that superhero phim chiếu rạp are amazing. And some examples are The Dark Knight, The Avengers, and more. But, when people saw this movie, they were kinda sceptical. Me however? I have not seen a movie this awesomely stupid since Kill Bill. This superhero movie is just filled with over-the-top action scenes and a bunch of dark humor, that I can’t help but tình yêu this movie. Yeah, bạn could argue that it is just stupid, but that’s what I love. It’s TRYING to be stupid, and it loves it. And I tình yêu it too. I haven’t seen the sequel, but all I can say is “This movie was loved enough to get a sequel”?
#3: Commando - Here it is. The king of stupid action films. This movie is incredibly stupid, but it’s awesome at the same time. Name ANY other film where bạn can see Arnold Schwarzenegger gun down an entire ARMY of soldiers with only a machine gun, and not even take a hit, while blowing up buildings to find a little girl… Yeah, no other movie does that. It’s just so stupid. Also, this film has easily some of Arnold’s best catchphrases, which are so goddamn cheesy, that they are so epic. I mean, it’s just hard to not like this movie. It’s stupid, but it kicks major ass
#2: Hobo With a Shotgun - …… Yes, that is the tiêu đề of this film… Do I even need to point out how and why people didn’t like this film? I mean, it is about a homeless man that goes around and fights crime with a shotgun…. AND IT IS AWESOME! Sure, the concept is stupid, but (You all know what I’m gonna say), it’s awesome. The film has some awesome fight scenes, and, I have to admit, the Hobo is actually a pretty cool anti-hero. I know, I sound really stupid saying that, but it’s true. If bạn like a bunch of violent over-the-top phim chiếu rạp that looks like it was made bởi a drunk Quentin Tarantino, then this is for you
#1: The Room - What can be đã đưa ý kiến about The Room? Really? The story sucks. The diễn xuất sucks. The characters suck. The movie in itself sucks. This movie was so bad, they actually lied about calling this movie the “Best Movie of the Year” just to get people to watch it. They were THAT desperate. And… this movie is actually entertaining. I mean, the story is so bad, the diễn xuất is so terrible, the characters are so awful, that they actually make me laugh. I’m not kidding, this is a movie that bạn need to hiển thị to your Những người bạn if bạn all want a good laugh. It is a terrible film, and probably the worst movie ever made, but, goddamn, it is amazing.
Well, there bạn have it. Did bạn enjoy the list? Tell me what bạn thought of it. And with that, I will see bạn all tiếp theo time
#10: Kẻ hủy diệt 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, những người hâm mộ were hyped for the tiếp theo one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They đã đưa ý kiến that it wasn’t very good, and all of the characters were just dull and boring. Me, I kinda liked it. I mean, sure, it doesn’t come close to the original 2, but it was still a pretty good film. The action was awesome, and the special effects weren’t that bad. Not to mention it is still filled with Schwarzenegger’s awesome catchphrases, so how can bạn hate that. Besides… can’t all just agree that Kẻ hủy diệt Salvation is the real piece of shit in the series? Also, after seeing the trailer for Kẻ hủy diệt Genisys with Arnold back in it, I am thêm hyped than ever.
#9: Independence ngày - A lot of people have đã đưa ý kiến that all this movie is is a dull and boring movie that tries to hide behind it’s special effects. While I can see it, it really didn’t bother me. I mean, I was too interested in the awesome special effects to notice it at the time, and I have to say, Will Smith is just too damn lovable in this movie as he always is. Sure, they are right about this movie being a little dull, but the action scenes are pretty cool. And, lets be honest, at least the aliens are defeated bởi mankind, and nothing stupid like âm nhạc (Mars Attacks), diseases (War of the Worlds), and fucking water (The Signs). So, good job on not being totally stupid, Independence Day.
#8: Pokemon: The First Movie - Okay, lets all be honest here. The story of this movie is fucking horrible, The moral is hypocritical, and it is all just bland. So, why is it a guilty pleasure. Nostalgia, of course. Yeah, just because something is nostalgic doesn’t mean it’s good. I remember buying this movie on VHS, as well as the two other films and a FUCKTON of Pokemon merchandise. Yeah, I was obsessed with Pokemon when I was a kid. Looking back at the movie NOW, yeah, it’s a piece of shit, but I’ll never forget the joy it brought me, so I can be thankful for that
#7: Freddy VS Jason - Now, everyone says that this movie was just stupid and the teenage protagonists were the worst part. I kinda agree. I mean, the protagonists were dull and annoying, and I honestly couldn’t care for their survival. But, other than that, this movie was awesome. I mean, sure, it’s a stupid concept, but, so is Goku VS Superman, but people still want to see it. Seeing Jason and Freddy fighting in a battle is so awesome. I mean, we are seeing two famous villains from slasher films fight, as well as killing off victims. It’s just so stupid, but awesome at the same time (That’s the key sentence to this list. Get used to it). All I can say is, it may have been awful to fans, but at least it was better than Alien VS Predator
#6: The Wicker Man - WHAT!? But the Wicker Man is a timeless horror classic. Well, yes, it is… the 1973 version, anyway. The 2006 remake, however, is an ungodly abomination. It has terrible characters, terrible acting, and is just stupid. But it’s so bad, that it is actually entertaining. I mean, bạn have Nicolas Cage yelling about a burnt doll, holding someone at gunpoint for riding a bike, and dressing up as a chịu, gấu and punching a woman in the face. I mean, I thought he was over the hàng đầu, đầu trang in Vampire’s Kiss, but after seeing this… My god, he’s like a cartoon character. And it is hilarious. Sure, this movie may be awful and my spit in the face of the original, but, goddamn it, I can’t help but watch it for it’s horribly acted and unintentional comedy
#5: Hot Rod - Now, people say that this is just an incredibly stupid film that doesn’t even try at all to be funny. But, that’s what I like about it. It’s so stupid, that I can’t help but laugh at it. It’s kinda like GMod hoặc YTP, people find them so stupid, that they laugh. That is Hot Rod for me. It is filled with a bunch of stupid characters getting into accidents, like crashing into a van, falling down a never ending hill, and even being run over. Again, it is really stupid, but I really can’t help but laugh at it. Again, it’s stupid. Hell, it’s probably brain dead as all hell, but, like I said, I just can’t help but laugh at it
#4: Kick-Ass - People have đã đưa ý kiến that superhero phim chiếu rạp are amazing. And some examples are The Dark Knight, The Avengers, and more. But, when people saw this movie, they were kinda sceptical. Me however? I have not seen a movie this awesomely stupid since Kill Bill. This superhero movie is just filled with over-the-top action scenes and a bunch of dark humor, that I can’t help but tình yêu this movie. Yeah, bạn could argue that it is just stupid, but that’s what I love. It’s TRYING to be stupid, and it loves it. And I tình yêu it too. I haven’t seen the sequel, but all I can say is “This movie was loved enough to get a sequel”?
#3: Commando - Here it is. The king of stupid action films. This movie is incredibly stupid, but it’s awesome at the same time. Name ANY other film where bạn can see Arnold Schwarzenegger gun down an entire ARMY of soldiers with only a machine gun, and not even take a hit, while blowing up buildings to find a little girl… Yeah, no other movie does that. It’s just so stupid. Also, this film has easily some of Arnold’s best catchphrases, which are so goddamn cheesy, that they are so epic. I mean, it’s just hard to not like this movie. It’s stupid, but it kicks major ass
#2: Hobo With a Shotgun - …… Yes, that is the tiêu đề of this film… Do I even need to point out how and why people didn’t like this film? I mean, it is about a homeless man that goes around and fights crime with a shotgun…. AND IT IS AWESOME! Sure, the concept is stupid, but (You all know what I’m gonna say), it’s awesome. The film has some awesome fight scenes, and, I have to admit, the Hobo is actually a pretty cool anti-hero. I know, I sound really stupid saying that, but it’s true. If bạn like a bunch of violent over-the-top phim chiếu rạp that looks like it was made bởi a drunk Quentin Tarantino, then this is for you
#1: The Room - What can be đã đưa ý kiến about The Room? Really? The story sucks. The diễn xuất sucks. The characters suck. The movie in itself sucks. This movie was so bad, they actually lied about calling this movie the “Best Movie of the Year” just to get people to watch it. They were THAT desperate. And… this movie is actually entertaining. I mean, the story is so bad, the diễn xuất is so terrible, the characters are so awful, that they actually make me laugh. I’m not kidding, this is a movie that bạn need to hiển thị to your Những người bạn if bạn all want a good laugh. It is a terrible film, and probably the worst movie ever made, but, goddamn, it is amazing.
Well, there bạn have it. Did bạn enjoy the list? Tell me what bạn thought of it. And with that, I will see bạn all tiếp theo time
Oh yeah, it’s time to talk about some character action games, some of the best of the medium, and what better one to start with than the king of them all, Devil May Cry. hoặc rather, the first one, the weird one where Dante was clearly a Blade hoặc Neo rip-off and the camera sucked a dick. Regardless, still an incredibly fun game.
Devil May Cry follows Dante as he goes to kill demon king Mundus on a secluded island consisting of marionettes, shadow beasts, Nelo Angelos and also something about him wanting to fuck a look-a-like of his mother. Allegedly wants to fuck his mother, granted. Now,...
Well, here’s the first of many, many, MANY con châu chấu, cây châu chấu, châu chấu video games that will appear on this list. I’m a big người hâm mộ of the niche, what can I say? So being one of the later games from their thư viện that I played, I only saw a few pictures of it and knew it was a con châu chấu, cây châu chấu, châu chấu game. Needless to say, I was sold on the game. And despite it all, I was happy for what I got. Cause damn, Killer is Dead is probably one of the nicer to play con châu chấu, cây châu chấu, châu chấu games out there.
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Well, here is a film I was never too proud of when I first watched it. I remember watching this film back in middle school. I heard it was among some of the best slasher films out there, alongside Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And yet, when I watched it, I thought it was really lame and overrated and couldn’t understand what people saw in it. But, after watching this movie years later, and getting a new idea on it, what do I think about it now? Well, on Cultober, let’s take a look at the 1996 slasher classic, Scream
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That night, I put my plan into action. I went to the blindspot, and went through the fence. No one noticed that I left until tomorrow morning.
Meanwhile, in the tunnels.
Pablo: *digging, but feels dirt falling on him, then looks up* Oh thank god. The roof isn't going to collapse. *Continues digging*
Volk: *Gets bag of dirt full, and gives it to Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Passes bag to Airborne*
Airborne: *Passes bag to cầu vồng Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *passes bag to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Passes bag to Shredder*
Shredder: *Passes bag to Jade*
Jade: *Passes bag to Bartholomew*
Bartholomew:...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
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Announcer: Good morning New Jersey. We hope you're having a pleasant ngày as we get some Rock N' Roll playing.
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Okay, this is gonna be a real quick one, but I had to talk about it. It was too good to pass up. So, after years of trash with Resident Evil games like Resident Evil 5, Resident Evil 6, and, god forbid, Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City. Resident Evil: Revelations 1 and 2 were okay. The best Resident Evil game we even got so far was a Wii U remake of Resident Evil 4. Yeah, sadly, a remake was the best we got. People were very upset with Capcom. I mean, with scenes like this, it shows
Oh, just look at that quality. It’s so beautiful. So yeah, people got pissed off at Capcom a lot,...
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Oh, just look at that quality. It’s so beautiful. So yeah, people got pissed off at Capcom a lot,...
People have always been saying how horror phim chiếu rạp are just terrible today. Now, I find that hard to believe…. If that fact wasn’t true. Horror phim chiếu rạp today are the exact same things. They use the same scare tactics, and the same jump scares. They all consist of ghosts, hoặc serial killers, hoặc zombies, hoặc god forbid, a remake due to lack of ideas. Hell, there wasn’t much going on in 2015. I mean, maybe I could check the best horror phim chiếu rạp of 2015. Let’s see here………….
….. Yeah, as bạn can see, there isn’t much shit to watch. hoặc at the least, anything good to watch. Sure,...
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….. Yeah, as bạn can see, there isn’t much shit to watch. hoặc at the least, anything good to watch. Sure,...
