Best of SATEN TWIST: (Heroic Hothead/Reformed drunk/AppleJack's husband)
AJ: (shortly after kissing him on the lips) There's somethin' ah've been meaning ta tell ya.
Saten: *gasps* Oh god. Your breaking up with me.
AJ: What?
Saten: W Why would bạn Kiss me, and then break up with me.. That is so crue-
AJ: *puts her hooves on him softly* Honey. Relax. Ah'm not breaking up with ya,
Saten: (nervously) Oh.. Right, I I knew that.. (takes a large sip from the bia still on the lamp bàn tiếp theo to we're their sitting)
AJ: (nuzzling Saten lovingly)
Saten: Huh.. That's so adorable, your like a cat. Only cuter.
Pinkie: (after battle) Umm.. Saten.
Saten: (sees a dao, con dao stabbed into him) cây ô rô, hoa huệ, holly shit, when did I get stabbed!?... That's fuckin AWESOME!!
AJ: Why did ya have a crush on me in the first place? There's so many others ya could of chosen... Why me?
Saten: Well. I always loved your voice.. And bạn have the most beauitful eyes I've ever seen, ever.
Saten: (No! No! Don't give him the satisfaction of answering!) Not sure (NO! bạn FUCKIN IDIOT! One of these days I'm gonna jump us off a cliff!!) shut up brain, hoặc I'll stab bạn with a toothpick!
Derpy: (seeing zombies attack and realizes she needs to get Saten mad at the zombies, so he would kill them) Um. Saten. bạn know T dog from Walking Dead?
Saten: Yeah.. He's my yêu thích character.
Derpy: Well.. He died.
Saten: NOO!!
Derpy: Got eaten bởi zombies
Saten: (enraged) FUCK THOSE ZOMBIES (attacks)
Saten: (to AppleBloom's new boyfriend) Lesson here.. I want bạn to remember, that little girl was always like a daughter to me. So I don't want any funny business. Because bạn make her cry, (shows fist) I make bạn cry!
(Doctor Phil spoof)
Phil McGraw: Okay.. So here's our tiếp theo guest. Saten Twist.
Saten: Yeah. I've been a bit off lately.
Phil: Yes. I looked at your files.. And I must say.. There are 13 signs, to a psychopath.. But bạn have 29 of them.
Saten: (offended) Well. That's not very nic-
Phil: How dose your wife handle it?
Saten: Can bạn please leave AppleJack out of this.
Phil: Say? What's her number?
Saten: (gets up angrily) MotherFUCKER!
Phil: (nervous) ... Saten Twist everyone! (audience cheers)
Saten: I HATE bạn ALL!! (audience claps even MORE)
Best of DITTO: (Reformed villain/Only known male alicorn/Luna's current boyfriend/respected leader)
Ditto: (Luna gave a ride to Ponyville with her stagecoach, but he's all dizzy) Ohh.. Warn me the tiếp theo time your gonna drive so crazy.
Ditto: We must stop them before they kill some one important.
Writer: Like Master Sword?
Ditto: Someone important!
Writer: Saten Twist?
Ditto: .......... Someone IMPORTANT!
Writer: Scootaloo?
Ditto: Yes. Exactly
Luna: Say.. What happened to the escaping prisoner?
Ditto: Well.. I hit him with my car.
Luna: bạn hit him!?
Ditto: Yep.
Luna: bạn ran over, a fellow pony!?
Ditto: Sure did,
Luna: But.. What about Celestia's rule!?
Ditto: ... Didn't kill him.
(shows the prisoner in the hospital, everything but his head is bandaged up)
Prisoner: (to nurse) bạn wanna know. How I got these scars!?
Nurse: (heard it before) Hmm,. From Ditto?
Prisoner: From, Ditto!!
Celestia: Ditto, dear, we need your help again.
Ditto: (groans) fine... (sarcastically) someone better be dying!
(skips ahead a bit)
Sick pony: I'm dying!
Ditto: Very well... Where's my lead captain!?
Shining Armor: (runs into view and gives salute) Here I am, sir. Yes, sir. Right, indeed. Here, indeed. Yes, I am, sir.
Ditto: Look. We have his possible locations. Let's hurry up and find him.. The sooner we do this. The sooner I can get back to seeing my new girlfriend... Witch just so happens to be Luna.
Master Sword: (Luna!?)
Shining Armor: Yes. I would bet a ngô farthing on her missing bạn sir. Yes I would sir. Yes, a ngô farthing I bet, indeed, sir.
Ditto: .... What's wrong with you?
Shining Armor: Little wrong in the head, I am, from eating bad sausages. Yes, sir, bad sausages did I eat, indeed, sir. Yes, I did. Some bad sausages, ate I.
Best of MASTER SWORD: (Reformed Psychopath/Hiding from Mafia/Derpy's husband)
Derpy: It's not ALWAYS about the woman bạn know.
Sword: huh.
Derpy: What?
Sword: Nothing. Just, rethinking my whole... Entire life
(sword playing golf on natural television)
Sword: Alright., ball. Time to go home.. (misses and starts yelling at the ball) bạn little son of a (bleep). Why couldnt bạn just go HOME!? That is your HOME! bạn too good for your HOME!? ANSWER MEEEE!!!!
Sword: (throws the flag in anger) SUCK MY GREEN đít, mông, ass BALL!! (the flag knocks over one of the camera man's)
Sword: (pacing and enraged) (bleep)ED WITH THE WRONG MOTHER(bleep)ER! (literary EVERY word is being bleeped out)
Sword: and that. Derpy.. Is how I got my wallet back from those crazy, insane aliens.
Sword: (first hearing of Saten's crush on AJ from Derpy having told him).. I see... Excuse me Derpy, I gotta make a phone call... (off view) xin chào Red Head! I heard bạn have a crush on some cow girl!
Saten: (stupidly from other side of phone) WHO IS THIS!? HOW bạn GETTING THIS INFOMATION!?
Sword: Derpy. If bạn weren't getting me laid so much, I'd swear bạn were out to get me.
Saten: (when Sword first started dating Derpy) I'm glad your making Derpy so happy.. But don't go trying nothing.
Sword: Too late.. We had sex.
Saten: ................... (angrily punches Sword in the face)
Sword: (crys in agony) Still worth it!!
Derpy: Who are you!?
Pony: My name i- (gets shot dead)
Derpy: (angrily to Sword) bạn SHOT HIM!
Sword: (holding gun) duaa. That's what súng are FOR!
Sword: If bạn don't shut up! I'll rip off your fuckin legs and beat bạn to death with them!!
Derpy: I can never help but imagine what kinda person bạn would of became, if it weren't for me..
(vision)
Sword: (gang leader) Alright boys! Let's rob the bank! Give the money to the poor, then rob the poor AND SHOOT THE MONEY!! (he and the gang all cheer)
Derpy: What happened to the AlexMane guy?
Sword: He's being handled bởi hàng đầu, đầu trang men.
Derpy: Who?
Sword: hàng đầu, đầu trang men.
Sword: When bạn get to hell! Tell em Master Sword sent ya!!
AJ: (shortly after kissing him on the lips) There's somethin' ah've been meaning ta tell ya.
Saten: *gasps* Oh god. Your breaking up with me.
AJ: What?
Saten: W Why would bạn Kiss me, and then break up with me.. That is so crue-
AJ: *puts her hooves on him softly* Honey. Relax. Ah'm not breaking up with ya,
Saten: (nervously) Oh.. Right, I I knew that.. (takes a large sip from the bia still on the lamp bàn tiếp theo to we're their sitting)
AJ: (nuzzling Saten lovingly)
Saten: Huh.. That's so adorable, your like a cat. Only cuter.
Pinkie: (after battle) Umm.. Saten.
Saten: (sees a dao, con dao stabbed into him) cây ô rô, hoa huệ, holly shit, when did I get stabbed!?... That's fuckin AWESOME!!
AJ: Why did ya have a crush on me in the first place? There's so many others ya could of chosen... Why me?
Saten: Well. I always loved your voice.. And bạn have the most beauitful eyes I've ever seen, ever.
Saten: (No! No! Don't give him the satisfaction of answering!) Not sure (NO! bạn FUCKIN IDIOT! One of these days I'm gonna jump us off a cliff!!) shut up brain, hoặc I'll stab bạn with a toothpick!
Derpy: (seeing zombies attack and realizes she needs to get Saten mad at the zombies, so he would kill them) Um. Saten. bạn know T dog from Walking Dead?
Saten: Yeah.. He's my yêu thích character.
Derpy: Well.. He died.
Saten: NOO!!
Derpy: Got eaten bởi zombies
Saten: (enraged) FUCK THOSE ZOMBIES (attacks)
Saten: (to AppleBloom's new boyfriend) Lesson here.. I want bạn to remember, that little girl was always like a daughter to me. So I don't want any funny business. Because bạn make her cry, (shows fist) I make bạn cry!
(Doctor Phil spoof)
Phil McGraw: Okay.. So here's our tiếp theo guest. Saten Twist.
Saten: Yeah. I've been a bit off lately.
Phil: Yes. I looked at your files.. And I must say.. There are 13 signs, to a psychopath.. But bạn have 29 of them.
Saten: (offended) Well. That's not very nic-
Phil: How dose your wife handle it?
Saten: Can bạn please leave AppleJack out of this.
Phil: Say? What's her number?
Saten: (gets up angrily) MotherFUCKER!
Phil: (nervous) ... Saten Twist everyone! (audience cheers)
Saten: I HATE bạn ALL!! (audience claps even MORE)
Best of DITTO: (Reformed villain/Only known male alicorn/Luna's current boyfriend/respected leader)
Ditto: (Luna gave a ride to Ponyville with her stagecoach, but he's all dizzy) Ohh.. Warn me the tiếp theo time your gonna drive so crazy.
Ditto: We must stop them before they kill some one important.
Writer: Like Master Sword?
Ditto: Someone important!
Writer: Saten Twist?
Ditto: .......... Someone IMPORTANT!
Writer: Scootaloo?
Ditto: Yes. Exactly
Luna: Say.. What happened to the escaping prisoner?
Ditto: Well.. I hit him with my car.
Luna: bạn hit him!?
Ditto: Yep.
Luna: bạn ran over, a fellow pony!?
Ditto: Sure did,
Luna: But.. What about Celestia's rule!?
Ditto: ... Didn't kill him.
(shows the prisoner in the hospital, everything but his head is bandaged up)
Prisoner: (to nurse) bạn wanna know. How I got these scars!?
Nurse: (heard it before) Hmm,. From Ditto?
Prisoner: From, Ditto!!
Celestia: Ditto, dear, we need your help again.
Ditto: (groans) fine... (sarcastically) someone better be dying!
(skips ahead a bit)
Sick pony: I'm dying!
Ditto: Very well... Where's my lead captain!?
Shining Armor: (runs into view and gives salute) Here I am, sir. Yes, sir. Right, indeed. Here, indeed. Yes, I am, sir.
Ditto: Look. We have his possible locations. Let's hurry up and find him.. The sooner we do this. The sooner I can get back to seeing my new girlfriend... Witch just so happens to be Luna.
Master Sword: (Luna!?)
Shining Armor: Yes. I would bet a ngô farthing on her missing bạn sir. Yes I would sir. Yes, a ngô farthing I bet, indeed, sir.
Ditto: .... What's wrong with you?
Shining Armor: Little wrong in the head, I am, from eating bad sausages. Yes, sir, bad sausages did I eat, indeed, sir. Yes, I did. Some bad sausages, ate I.
Best of MASTER SWORD: (Reformed Psychopath/Hiding from Mafia/Derpy's husband)
Derpy: It's not ALWAYS about the woman bạn know.
Sword: huh.
Derpy: What?
Sword: Nothing. Just, rethinking my whole... Entire life
(sword playing golf on natural television)
Sword: Alright., ball. Time to go home.. (misses and starts yelling at the ball) bạn little son of a (bleep). Why couldnt bạn just go HOME!? That is your HOME! bạn too good for your HOME!? ANSWER MEEEE!!!!
Sword: (throws the flag in anger) SUCK MY GREEN đít, mông, ass BALL!! (the flag knocks over one of the camera man's)
Sword: (pacing and enraged) (bleep)ED WITH THE WRONG MOTHER(bleep)ER! (literary EVERY word is being bleeped out)
Sword: and that. Derpy.. Is how I got my wallet back from those crazy, insane aliens.
Sword: (first hearing of Saten's crush on AJ from Derpy having told him).. I see... Excuse me Derpy, I gotta make a phone call... (off view) xin chào Red Head! I heard bạn have a crush on some cow girl!
Saten: (stupidly from other side of phone) WHO IS THIS!? HOW bạn GETTING THIS INFOMATION!?
Sword: Derpy. If bạn weren't getting me laid so much, I'd swear bạn were out to get me.
Saten: (when Sword first started dating Derpy) I'm glad your making Derpy so happy.. But don't go trying nothing.
Sword: Too late.. We had sex.
Saten: ................... (angrily punches Sword in the face)
Sword: (crys in agony) Still worth it!!
Derpy: Who are you!?
Pony: My name i- (gets shot dead)
Derpy: (angrily to Sword) bạn SHOT HIM!
Sword: (holding gun) duaa. That's what súng are FOR!
Sword: If bạn don't shut up! I'll rip off your fuckin legs and beat bạn to death with them!!
Derpy: I can never help but imagine what kinda person bạn would of became, if it weren't for me..
(vision)
Sword: (gang leader) Alright boys! Let's rob the bank! Give the money to the poor, then rob the poor AND SHOOT THE MONEY!! (he and the gang all cheer)
Derpy: What happened to the AlexMane guy?
Sword: He's being handled bởi hàng đầu, đầu trang men.
Derpy: Who?
Sword: hàng đầu, đầu trang men.
Sword: When bạn get to hell! Tell em Master Sword sent ya!!
DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beound prepare. And he literary can't control himself..
THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad. Like there was still hope for him.. But. When he gets the chance for piece, he deni's Ricks offer for peace and murders hershel, despite his best effects of redeeming.. It just. Makes me feel depressed, I was voting for him.
TRIXIE:
Yeah.. I known what your gonna say. But she's cute. That's enough for me.
cầu vồng DASH/Rocket to insanity:
She all was fucked up. How can bạn blaim her when her mind is completely broken, and she isn't even 'her' anymore...
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beound prepare. And he literary can't control himself..
THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad. Like there was still hope for him.. But. When he gets the chance for piece, he deni's Ricks offer for peace and murders hershel, despite his best effects of redeeming.. It just. Makes me feel depressed, I was voting for him.
TRIXIE:
Yeah.. I known what your gonna say. But she's cute. That's enough for me.
cầu vồng DASH/Rocket to insanity:
She all was fucked up. How can bạn blaim her when her mind is completely broken, and she isn't even 'her' anymore...