(Some readers may find this disturbing)
So, what do bạn get when bạn get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ bạn get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't know... Yeah, there are a lot of moments like that, which just adds to the stories suckyness.
Anyway, he gets these two helpers named cây ô rô, hoa huệ, holly and Jorge. However, Jorge just loves to talk about how cây ô rô, hoa huệ, holly has a sex life.... with his pet cat........ What the fuck, just what the fuck. This just comes out of the fucking blue and is just made to be some fucked up story. Trust me, it gets worse.
So, anyway, the women of the married couple says they should stop the movie, because her pet dog, which is now being mentioned, is bleeding. However, she doesn't know how, only to di chuyển on to saying cây ô rô, hoa huệ, holly and Jorge did it. How the fuck does she know that so quickly. Anyway, she and the porn director then notice that cây ô rô, hoa huệ, holly and Jorge are gone, without anyone even noticing, even though they were in the same room with them.
Anyway, years later, the porn director is now a slum drunk. However, he gets sent to jail because, for some reason, he was involved with the woman's dog being injured. How? Well, he was filming cây ô rô, hoa huệ, holly having sex with the dog........... I think I'm going to be sick. And, for some unexplained reason, he was filming the entire thing. So, he gets arrested, and his family says how he is a disgrace. All he did was film. Sure, he is supposed to take half the blame, but my god, does he really need to have his family say he's dead to them. Fuck you, family. And, that's how the story ends.
So, yeah, Dirt Movie is just as dirty as a disease ridden uncleaned toilet.... then again, that would probably be better then this fanfic. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So, what do bạn get when bạn get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ bạn get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't know... Yeah, there are a lot of moments like that, which just adds to the stories suckyness.
Anyway, he gets these two helpers named cây ô rô, hoa huệ, holly and Jorge. However, Jorge just loves to talk about how cây ô rô, hoa huệ, holly has a sex life.... with his pet cat........ What the fuck, just what the fuck. This just comes out of the fucking blue and is just made to be some fucked up story. Trust me, it gets worse.
So, anyway, the women of the married couple says they should stop the movie, because her pet dog, which is now being mentioned, is bleeding. However, she doesn't know how, only to di chuyển on to saying cây ô rô, hoa huệ, holly and Jorge did it. How the fuck does she know that so quickly. Anyway, she and the porn director then notice that cây ô rô, hoa huệ, holly and Jorge are gone, without anyone even noticing, even though they were in the same room with them.
Anyway, years later, the porn director is now a slum drunk. However, he gets sent to jail because, for some reason, he was involved with the woman's dog being injured. How? Well, he was filming cây ô rô, hoa huệ, holly having sex with the dog........... I think I'm going to be sick. And, for some unexplained reason, he was filming the entire thing. So, he gets arrested, and his family says how he is a disgrace. All he did was film. Sure, he is supposed to take half the blame, but my god, does he really need to have his family say he's dead to them. Fuck you, family. And, that's how the story ends.
So, yeah, Dirt Movie is just as dirty as a disease ridden uncleaned toilet.... then again, that would probably be better then this fanfic. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK bạn (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the tiếp theo Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are bạn still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK bạn (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the tiếp theo Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are bạn still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED