WARNING This bài viết might be quite offensive to twilight, so if you're a người hâm mộ of twilight (especially if you're one of these crazy fangirls) please do not waste your time to read this and comment. I know there's no point of me telling bạn this because you'll read and bình luận anyways, but at least I tried.
Dear characters of twilight,
Bella, okay let me get this right, bạn think that someone stalking you, controlling you, dominating you, watching bạn sleep, being ridiculously possessive, threatening you, and deciding who bạn hang out with is romantic? What a smart person... no really... you're smarter than Einstein himself, NOT! Can bạn look at Elena for an example? If her boyfriend was Edward she would slap him in the face, hit him on the head and kick him on the dick. Unlike bạn here. Now I know what you'll say 'But she... bạn know... climbed... in the bed.... with... that freak... Damon... and... kissed him' First, please learn to say one sentence like all people do. Second, she felt something for Damon from months before. Now she discovered that it was worth it, and plus he was dying for God's sake!! What do bạn expect her to do? Curl up in the fetal position, go numb for months and jump off a cliff like bạn did?
Edward, oh my Gosh bạn are so hot!! Oh my Gosh I man it!! Oh my Gosh why are bạn so hot?! Oh my Gosh can I have a piece of your hotness?! Oh my Gosh I can't handle this!! Oh my Gosh I think I'm fainting!! Oh my Gosh!! Oh my gosh!! OH MY GOSH!!! Get a life will ya? First, sparkling hoặc not, your body is disgusting. Do me a favor and warn me when bạn take your áo sơ mi off so I can go watch Stefan hoặc Damon take THEIR shirts off. Second, bạn are the biggest loser in the history of all losers, no offense. I mean seriously who the hell watches their girlfriend get kissed bởi the idiot werewolf and is okay with that? And what kind of a vampire drinks animal blood? Yeah I know Stefan used to drink animal blood, but he doesn't anymore!! Because REAL ma cà rồng drink human blood, not animal blood bạn idiot!
Jacob, okay we get it, bạn have abs, you've got strength, bạn have muscles, bạn have hotness blah blah blah. But guess what bạn do not have? bạn don't have any brains! bạn have body but bạn don't have brains... like none at all. Who the hell falls in tình yêu with a five-minute-year-old baby of the woman that bạn love??! I'd really like to see Damon doing that to Elena. But that will never happen because unlike you, he has got hotness, awesomeness, strength, passion and brains. And this is why he's hot and girls like him for reasons other than his body and looks. At least he has these sarcastic laugh, these space-shifting moves, this incredibly sexy smirk. Unlike bạn little Mister I'm-so-cool-I-fall-in-love-with-Bella-and-her-new-born-baby! I don't understand how can bạn fall in tình yêu with someone like Bella in the first place. And calling her daughter Nessie? Really? NESSIE?!?!
Carlisle, stop trying to look like the handsome and smart father of the series because you're not. John died for his daughter, bạn barley agreed to fight for your son, Edward. So smart and Công chúa tóc xù Carlisle, so smart an brave.
Esme, same for you. I mean look at Isobel and what she did for Elena, Stefan, Damon, Caroline, Tyler, Bonnie, Jeremy, Alaric and everyone else, and then look at you. What a parody of a mother your are, what a parody of a mother.
James, bạn really think bạn cat turn out better than Klaus hoặc Elijah? At least they talk normally and not trying to sound posher than the Queen of England herself! At least they look better than you! At least they know what they're doing! At least they don't go sniffing everywhere like chó to try and find something! And bạn call yourself a villain...
Victoria, so bạn want to get revenge on James, we get that. Then bạn form some kind of a vampire army turning about eighty people into ma cà rồng for no reason but to get your own revenge?? Let me call Katherine and tell her to teach bạn how to get real revenge, how to be really attractive, how to really hiển thị your powers, and how to be really bad-ass. But I'm afraid she'll kill bạn when she holds your hand because that's what real ma cà rồng do... oh well...
Renesmee, all I think is that I should kill Edward and Bella, marry Tyler and Caroline, let them adopt bạn and change your name. And live with bạn like family. Seriously who do bạn think I am? A werewolf with no brains like Jacob? I will never get anyone like bạn close to Tyler hoặc Caroline hoặc anyone from the real ma cà rồng hoặc werewolves. I do feel sorry for bạn for having such awful parents and such an awful name but I cannot compare bạn to vampires. bạn know why? Because you're not real, they are. Comparing bạn two is like comparing night and day.
Rosalie, When bạn first turned into a vampire bạn liked it didn't you? Well let me tell bạn that Jenna cried her eyes out before she got killed bởi Klaus AGAIN. That's how people react when they realize they're a monster, they get SAD unless they want this whole thing, they do not go all happy and kill whoever they hated. But then again, bạn đã đưa ý kiến bạn envy Bella for being human. Make up your mind woman! It's either bạn want it hoặc bạn do not want it, it can't be freaking both!
Jasper, If bạn really think that you're as cool and awesome as Jeremy you're not. At least he has style, brains and love. Unlike you. Do bạn seriously care for anyone but Alice? Nope I don't think so. bạn spent about fifty years with the same clan in towns where there are a bunch of people and bạn still don't know how to control your thirst? hoặc is it this Bella that has such a strong blood smell again? Oh how I wish bạn actually killed her. But yet again, that will prove your selfishness. bạn do not care who bạn eat as long as bạn do, and I'm not defending Bella here. bạn run away with your precious Alice. bạn return in the middle of the fight and barley even fight. Jeremy will always fight for his family, Những người bạn and the girl he loves and who really deserves to be loved, Bonnie. He will always defend them and stand bởi them, unlike you.
Emmett, bạn think you're awesome as well? To the point of being as awesome as Matt? Okay, I admit I do not like Matt that much but compared to bạn he's the awesomest person on earth. At least he talks thêm than two sentences a day. At least he actually loved Caroline and admitted that he made a mistake bởi snitching on her. I think the only reason bạn loved and the only reason bạn will ever tình yêu Rosalie is for her looks and only her looks. Because I have never seen any passion between bạn two, bạn maybe kissed once but that's it.
Alice, don't even try to be the head of the parties, the little hyper, talkative and cute girl because it's not working out with you. Caroline was, is and will always be awesome-er, cuter, prettier, and happier than bạn are. At least she has taste in men. Like Tyler. Your taste is awful. bạn didn't find anyone in this whole world but Jasper Hale to fit you? JASPER FREAKING HALE?!?!
Aro, bạn are also a parody of a vampire. Look at Klaus and Elijah and look at you. Pitiful, weak, lazy, shining fly. That's who bạn are. bạn make everyone do everything for you, bạn never do anything bởi yourself because you're the leader and don't want to get your hands dirty right? How stupid, how retarded?
Jane, no matter how much illusional pain your power brings to a person, bạn will never be as strong as Bonnie. She knows how to control her powers, unlike bạn who throws the whole thing unthinkingly and anyone, not mentioning that you're over a hundred years old. Bonnie is a real character, bạn are just a part of the whole Aro clan who is using bạn as his puppets to do all the dirty work. But I guess you're too blind to see that.
Regards, a Vampire Diaries fan
If bạn have any thêm additions, feel free to tell me in the các bình luận and I'll add them to the letter.
Dear characters of twilight,
Bella, okay let me get this right, bạn think that someone stalking you, controlling you, dominating you, watching bạn sleep, being ridiculously possessive, threatening you, and deciding who bạn hang out with is romantic? What a smart person... no really... you're smarter than Einstein himself, NOT! Can bạn look at Elena for an example? If her boyfriend was Edward she would slap him in the face, hit him on the head and kick him on the dick. Unlike bạn here. Now I know what you'll say 'But she... bạn know... climbed... in the bed.... with... that freak... Damon... and... kissed him' First, please learn to say one sentence like all people do. Second, she felt something for Damon from months before. Now she discovered that it was worth it, and plus he was dying for God's sake!! What do bạn expect her to do? Curl up in the fetal position, go numb for months and jump off a cliff like bạn did?
Edward, oh my Gosh bạn are so hot!! Oh my Gosh I man it!! Oh my Gosh why are bạn so hot?! Oh my Gosh can I have a piece of your hotness?! Oh my Gosh I can't handle this!! Oh my Gosh I think I'm fainting!! Oh my Gosh!! Oh my gosh!! OH MY GOSH!!! Get a life will ya? First, sparkling hoặc not, your body is disgusting. Do me a favor and warn me when bạn take your áo sơ mi off so I can go watch Stefan hoặc Damon take THEIR shirts off. Second, bạn are the biggest loser in the history of all losers, no offense. I mean seriously who the hell watches their girlfriend get kissed bởi the idiot werewolf and is okay with that? And what kind of a vampire drinks animal blood? Yeah I know Stefan used to drink animal blood, but he doesn't anymore!! Because REAL ma cà rồng drink human blood, not animal blood bạn idiot!
Jacob, okay we get it, bạn have abs, you've got strength, bạn have muscles, bạn have hotness blah blah blah. But guess what bạn do not have? bạn don't have any brains! bạn have body but bạn don't have brains... like none at all. Who the hell falls in tình yêu with a five-minute-year-old baby of the woman that bạn love??! I'd really like to see Damon doing that to Elena. But that will never happen because unlike you, he has got hotness, awesomeness, strength, passion and brains. And this is why he's hot and girls like him for reasons other than his body and looks. At least he has these sarcastic laugh, these space-shifting moves, this incredibly sexy smirk. Unlike bạn little Mister I'm-so-cool-I-fall-in-love-with-Bella-and-her-new-born-baby! I don't understand how can bạn fall in tình yêu with someone like Bella in the first place. And calling her daughter Nessie? Really? NESSIE?!?!
Carlisle, stop trying to look like the handsome and smart father of the series because you're not. John died for his daughter, bạn barley agreed to fight for your son, Edward. So smart and Công chúa tóc xù Carlisle, so smart an brave.
Esme, same for you. I mean look at Isobel and what she did for Elena, Stefan, Damon, Caroline, Tyler, Bonnie, Jeremy, Alaric and everyone else, and then look at you. What a parody of a mother your are, what a parody of a mother.
James, bạn really think bạn cat turn out better than Klaus hoặc Elijah? At least they talk normally and not trying to sound posher than the Queen of England herself! At least they look better than you! At least they know what they're doing! At least they don't go sniffing everywhere like chó to try and find something! And bạn call yourself a villain...
Victoria, so bạn want to get revenge on James, we get that. Then bạn form some kind of a vampire army turning about eighty people into ma cà rồng for no reason but to get your own revenge?? Let me call Katherine and tell her to teach bạn how to get real revenge, how to be really attractive, how to really hiển thị your powers, and how to be really bad-ass. But I'm afraid she'll kill bạn when she holds your hand because that's what real ma cà rồng do... oh well...
Renesmee, all I think is that I should kill Edward and Bella, marry Tyler and Caroline, let them adopt bạn and change your name. And live with bạn like family. Seriously who do bạn think I am? A werewolf with no brains like Jacob? I will never get anyone like bạn close to Tyler hoặc Caroline hoặc anyone from the real ma cà rồng hoặc werewolves. I do feel sorry for bạn for having such awful parents and such an awful name but I cannot compare bạn to vampires. bạn know why? Because you're not real, they are. Comparing bạn two is like comparing night and day.
Rosalie, When bạn first turned into a vampire bạn liked it didn't you? Well let me tell bạn that Jenna cried her eyes out before she got killed bởi Klaus AGAIN. That's how people react when they realize they're a monster, they get SAD unless they want this whole thing, they do not go all happy and kill whoever they hated. But then again, bạn đã đưa ý kiến bạn envy Bella for being human. Make up your mind woman! It's either bạn want it hoặc bạn do not want it, it can't be freaking both!
Jasper, If bạn really think that you're as cool and awesome as Jeremy you're not. At least he has style, brains and love. Unlike you. Do bạn seriously care for anyone but Alice? Nope I don't think so. bạn spent about fifty years with the same clan in towns where there are a bunch of people and bạn still don't know how to control your thirst? hoặc is it this Bella that has such a strong blood smell again? Oh how I wish bạn actually killed her. But yet again, that will prove your selfishness. bạn do not care who bạn eat as long as bạn do, and I'm not defending Bella here. bạn run away with your precious Alice. bạn return in the middle of the fight and barley even fight. Jeremy will always fight for his family, Những người bạn and the girl he loves and who really deserves to be loved, Bonnie. He will always defend them and stand bởi them, unlike you.
Emmett, bạn think you're awesome as well? To the point of being as awesome as Matt? Okay, I admit I do not like Matt that much but compared to bạn he's the awesomest person on earth. At least he talks thêm than two sentences a day. At least he actually loved Caroline and admitted that he made a mistake bởi snitching on her. I think the only reason bạn loved and the only reason bạn will ever tình yêu Rosalie is for her looks and only her looks. Because I have never seen any passion between bạn two, bạn maybe kissed once but that's it.
Alice, don't even try to be the head of the parties, the little hyper, talkative and cute girl because it's not working out with you. Caroline was, is and will always be awesome-er, cuter, prettier, and happier than bạn are. At least she has taste in men. Like Tyler. Your taste is awful. bạn didn't find anyone in this whole world but Jasper Hale to fit you? JASPER FREAKING HALE?!?!
Aro, bạn are also a parody of a vampire. Look at Klaus and Elijah and look at you. Pitiful, weak, lazy, shining fly. That's who bạn are. bạn make everyone do everything for you, bạn never do anything bởi yourself because you're the leader and don't want to get your hands dirty right? How stupid, how retarded?
Jane, no matter how much illusional pain your power brings to a person, bạn will never be as strong as Bonnie. She knows how to control her powers, unlike bạn who throws the whole thing unthinkingly and anyone, not mentioning that you're over a hundred years old. Bonnie is a real character, bạn are just a part of the whole Aro clan who is using bạn as his puppets to do all the dirty work. But I guess you're too blind to see that.
Regards, a Vampire Diaries fan
If bạn have any thêm additions, feel free to tell me in the các bình luận and I'll add them to the letter.
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