Would bạn just listen and please don't say a word, just yet,
I'd like bạn to think back to the very first time we met,
How bạn felt around me? The memories we shared,
And just remember that once upon a time, bạn really cared.

Now think about how we parted, and how much I cried,
But please don't speak, remember that I never ever lied,
That I told bạn the honest truth about why we were to split,
But now I'd like bạn to know that my tim, trái tim broke bit bởi bit.

The pain was deep, unbearable and painful, for so many years,
I'll never forget all the sadness, all the uncontrollable tears,
Slowly I am rebuilding...

WARNING This bài viết might be quite offensive to twilight, so if you're a người hâm mộ of twilight (especially if you're one of these crazy fangirls) please do not waste your time to read this and comment. I know there's no point of me telling bạn this because you'll read and bình luận anyways, but at least I tried.

Dear characters of twilight,

Bella, okay let me get this right, bạn think that someone stalking you, controlling you, dominating you, watching bạn sleep, being ridiculously possessive, threatening you, and deciding who bạn hang out with is romantic? What a smart person... no really... you're...

Did bạn know ostriches can outrun a horse and male ostriches can roar like a lion?

Did bạn know Intelligent people have thêm zinc and copper in their hair?

Did bạn know Amanda Seyfried beat Rachel McAdams for the role of Sophie in the film 'Mamma Mia!' ?

Did bạn know the average French citizen eats 500 Snails a year?

Did bạn know that due to the different time zones, Santa has 38 hours to deliver gifts around the globe, which means he would have to visit 832 homes each second?

Did bạn know Johnny Depp turned down the role of John in 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' ? Does that mean Brangelina could have been...

1. How do bạn feel being nominated as twilightlover73 người hâm mộ of the month?
Wow, I'm thrilled and honored. I didn't even know bạn nominated me. Thanks guys! You're the best!

2. Tell us something about you.
Well my name is Sara. I come from Europe. I'm 15. I've got two younger sisters and adorable little dog. I'm obsessed with shoes, jewelry, some fanpop các câu lạc bộ and The Vampire Diaries. I enjoy making các biểu tượng and banners and I tình yêu reading.

3. What do bạn do the most on here?
Mostly I go through the picks and participate in biểu tượng competition. Sometimes I add các biểu tượng hoặc photos. But I promise to try to be more...

I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock

[Verse 1]
Word on the street, bạn got somethin' to hiển thị me, ee
Magical, colorful, Mr. Mystery, ee
I'm intrigued, for a peek, heard it's fascinating
Come on baby let me see
What you're hiding underneath

Words up your sleeve
Such a tease
Wanna see the show
In 3D, a movie
Heard it's beautiful
Be the judge
And my girls gonna take a vote

Come on baby let me see
What you're hiding underneath

[Pre-Chorus]
I want the jaw droppin, eye popin,...

Uh that's hot

Iiiiiit's tasty
It's like a cupcake
It's cotton candy
It melts in your mouth
And lately
I been gettin hunger pains
When bạn lick your lips while bạn check me out

Fast car
Boring
Girlfriend
Boring
Got money
Boring
No-oh-oh-oh
Hot friends
Boring
Rock band
Boring
Not interested
No Tha-ank you

If bạn want me
You're gonna have to catch me
If bạn wanna touch my whoa-oa-oa
And if bạn catch me
You're gonna have to hiển thị me
How bad bạn really want my whoa-oa-oa

Yooooooou're Scrumptious
I kinda like it
I'm indecisive
I change my mind a lot
But you're hot (you're so hot)
But I think bạn kinda know it
Really hopin bạn don't...

[Chorus:]
This is why I'm hot [2x]
This is why [2x] Uh
This is why I'm hot (Uh)
This is why I'm hot [2x] Whoo
This is why [2x]
This is why I'm hot

I'm hot cause I'm fly (fly)
You ain't cause you're not (Mims)
This is why [2x]
This is why I'm hot [2x]

[Verse 1:]
This is why I'm hot
I don't gotta rap
I can sell a mill saying nothing on the track
I represent New York
I got it on my back
Niggas say that we Mất tích it
So I'm gonna bring it back
I tình yêu the dirty, dirty
'Cause niggas hiển thị me love
The ladies start to bounce
As soon as I hit the club
But in the Midwest
They tình yêu to take it slow
So when I hit the H
I watch bạn get...

If you're a người hâm mộ of twilight, please don't take this as an insult, it's really just a joke.

This one is for the stupid sách like twilight
Where ma cà rồng sparkle when they run in daylight
When they try to drink your blood they can't cause vegetarians
And eat animals, oh what an insult to veterinarians
And they're ill, not real, they might never feel
Who are the true ma cà rồng and what's the deal
They're cold, they're old, they have no hope
From their stupid and retarded slope
It's a motherf*cking book, book, that has a silly look, look
But Harry Potter, Potter is way Hotter Hotter
Yeah that's the kind of...

This kitten got your tongue tied in knots, I see
Spit it out cuz I'm dying for company

I notice that bạn got it
You notice that I want it
You know that I can take it
to the tiếp theo level, baby
If bạn want this good shit
Sicker than the remix
Baby, let me blow your mind
tonight

[Chorus:]
I can’t take it, take it, take no more
Never felt like, felt like this before
Come on get me, get me on the floor
DJ what you, what bạn waiting for?

Woah oh oh oh oh oh ohhh. [8x]

Watch me move, when I lose, when I lose it hard
Get bạn off with the touch dancing in the dark

You notice what I'm wearing,
I noticing bạn staring
You...

1. When a twilight người hâm mộ says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all các câu hỏi about twilight that bạn can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book báo cáo on the most boring sách of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that bạn hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible tác giả and her sách make want to poke...

Easy come, easy go
That's just how bạn live, oh
Take, take, take it all
But bạn never give
Should've known bạn was trouble
From the first kiss
Had your eyes wide open
Why were they open?

[Bridge]
Gave bạn all I had
And bạn tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, bạn did
To give me all your love
Is all I ever asked
Cause what bạn don't understand
Is

[Chorus]
I'd catch a grenade for bạn (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for bạn (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'd jump in front of a train for bạn (yeah, yeah, yeah)
You know I'd do anything for bạn (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet...

Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away,
Bella died, Jacob cried, Potter all the way!
HEY!

Edward is a psychic, who sparkles in the sun,
But Bella's brains are fried enough not to shoot him with a gun!
She loves him instead, oh what a Mary Sue,
She thinks she's so perfect when she really looks like poo!

Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away,
Bella died, Jacob cried, VD all the way!
HEY!

Jacob is an idiot, who falls in tình yêu with an infant
Who's really Bella's daughter and looks like a pure mutant!
Oh Harry please forgive me for hiển thị bạn this trash,
And Damon I'm so sorry too I know you'd...