Kiowa and Bronson

I found this hilarious danh sách on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate bạn and I don't tình yêu bạn any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could bạn cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in tình yêu with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) bạn know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...

I'm gonna do this one like I did the other, in two parts: non-quotes and book quotes. Since this one is for New Moon, the danh sách may be a little longer (there are thêm sad trích dẫn than I know what to do with). But of course there will be some happy ones too (when Edward comes back). So here we go!

Part 1
1. tình yêu is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be Mất tích in it, and among all, never... never forget it. (Bella will always think of the time with Edward as the greatest)

2. Don't let someone become your...