ok so this is my first stoy so please bình luận and tell me if bạn want me to continue and if bạn have any ideas it would help.plz.=D
(bellas pov)
I was studying for the dartmouth finals when edward walked in and through my book across the room.the tiếp theo thing i knew he was on hàng đầu, đầu trang of me.you study to much he whispered in my ear his lips traced along my jaw and back up to my lips.then there was a knock on the door.go away alice!edward đã đưa ý kiến angry.i pushed edward off me and sliped into my defenive crouch. its ok bella its just alice.no its not i đã đưa ý kiến through my teeth then the door slamed down.a girl walked in and edward started screaming so i put my sheild around him and he stoped. who are bạn and what do bạn want!?!i asked hard.my name is hoa nhài im from olimpia.then i relaxed my crouch because i knew of olimpia.jasmine smiled your from olimpia to right.i nodded im a telapath just like you,am i correct.yes i đã đưa ý kiến guilty.edwards eyes were confused and in shock.
(bellas pov)
I was studying for the dartmouth finals when edward walked in and through my book across the room.the tiếp theo thing i knew he was on hàng đầu, đầu trang of me.you study to much he whispered in my ear his lips traced along my jaw and back up to my lips.then there was a knock on the door.go away alice!edward đã đưa ý kiến angry.i pushed edward off me and sliped into my defenive crouch. its ok bella its just alice.no its not i đã đưa ý kiến through my teeth then the door slamed down.a girl walked in and edward started screaming so i put my sheild around him and he stoped. who are bạn and what do bạn want!?!i asked hard.my name is hoa nhài im from olimpia.then i relaxed my crouch because i knew of olimpia.jasmine smiled your from olimpia to right.i nodded im a telapath just like you,am i correct.yes i đã đưa ý kiến guilty.edwards eyes were confused and in shock.
My awesome 'other':
Edward bạn are delicious,
I bet you'd be nutritious,
I reckon you'd be good to eat,
Quite juicy and quite sweet.
Tastier than any Sô cô la cake,
With hunger, my belly aches,
In a totally non sexual way.
Ha ha ha ha don't take this seriously guys. I'm not weird, honest. But Edward would be good to eat. Not that I would know... Nothing rhymes with delicious, bạn know... Except nutritious... So anyways, that's my latest bout of weirdness, I hope I've met my quota for the day.
Edward bạn are delicious,
I bet you'd be nutritious,
I reckon you'd be good to eat,
Quite juicy and quite sweet.
Tastier than any Sô cô la cake,
With hunger, my belly aches,
In a totally non sexual way.
Ha ha ha ha don't take this seriously guys. I'm not weird, honest. But Edward would be good to eat. Not that I would know... Nothing rhymes with delicious, bạn know... Except nutritious... So anyways, that's my latest bout of weirdness, I hope I've met my quota for the day.
bella: edward we need to talk.................................................
edward: go ahead we have got all the time in the world.
bella: ok but i don't think your gunna like it.
edward: whats wrong
bella: its nothing really but i do have to say i don't tình yêu bạn and i never have. the only reason why i married bạn was cuz bạn have lots of money and cuz i wanted to be a vampire. now i have got that i don't need bạn anymore.
Edward: don't leave me.
bella: i have to cuz jacobs waiting for me in the car.
edward: thats my car
bella: buy a new one
bella: i am also taking renesmee with me. goodby edward. and thanks for the car
edward:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. not the car
bella: hu hum i đã đưa ý kiến goodbuy edward
edward: o sorry goodbuy bella.
and so bella, renesmee and jacob lived happily ever after
edward: go ahead we have got all the time in the world.
bella: ok but i don't think your gunna like it.
edward: whats wrong
bella: its nothing really but i do have to say i don't tình yêu bạn and i never have. the only reason why i married bạn was cuz bạn have lots of money and cuz i wanted to be a vampire. now i have got that i don't need bạn anymore.
Edward: don't leave me.
bella: i have to cuz jacobs waiting for me in the car.
edward: thats my car
bella: buy a new one
bella: i am also taking renesmee with me. goodby edward. and thanks for the car
edward:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. not the car
bella: hu hum i đã đưa ý kiến goodbuy edward
edward: o sorry goodbuy bella.
and so bella, renesmee and jacob lived happily ever after
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that bạn and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her bạn are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that bạn and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her bạn are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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