Twilight Funnies

Now, this is the interview that Kristen gave to a Brazilian Magazine (the same that i đã đăng Rob´s interview from) in November and here´s the translation! (sorry for taking so long)


*What do bạn have in common with Bella?
Kristen: When bạn read the book, bạn immediately feel like Bella. She has the same qualities as many girls wish they had. She´s very self sufficient and i´m also like that.

*What kind of sách do bạn like to read?
Kristen: I´ve read East of Eden, from John Steinbeck, so many times. And it´s a book that my whole family read it. It´s weird, I always go to bookstores, but...

While Bella is unconscience Jacob is still with the boys so he doesn't really know that bella passed out. Christy is a new girl in town, a nurse so when she sees Bella she helps her feel a little bit better. Jacob finally runs into Bella and asks Christy what was wrong with her. "Nothing serious she just hit her head, does she fall down a lot because she doesn't really feel shocked at all?!"
"huh, yeah she tripps over a lot," Jacob sighed awkwardly. [i]Jake, pull yourself together man, what's wrong with you? it must be the weather. Who is this girl anyway?[i] After that ngày on Bella and Christy...

I went to go see Charlie the ngày after his ‘accident’. Carlisle had told the other doctors that Charlie had tripped while cooking and hit his head off the corner of the phòng bếp, nhà bếp table. Charlie didn’t disagree with that. I was surprised. I thought that he would turn me in, tell the police that I had tried to murder him. But he didn’t. When he saw he smiled widely. This shocked me. I know I wouldn’t be smiling at the person who had tried to kill me.
“Kayla,” he welcomed me, his voice full of warmth. His head was wrapped in a white bandage. “How are you?”
I sat down on the chair...

third chapter, full of shocks and crazy twists...enjoy!

The La Push students stood out among the vast amounts of students at school. They were tanner, and wore brighter màu sắc than us, a very unusual; thing to do in Forks where your covered in an unclear haze of rain and shadow. The La Push kids mostly kept to themselves, at lunch in most classes, but there would be a rare occasion that they would have to communicate with bạn for an assignment hoặc for something they needed help with. I was lucky to be in mostly senior classes, so I didn’t have to worry about that too much. If I sounded stupid,...

I sat a vượt qua, cross from her at the table.I put my hand on hers"2 thêm days then bạn tell Jacob.Are bạn sure thats what bạn want to do?"She looked at me and said"I tình yêu you, I want you, and I need you.Not him."The look in her eyes was one of pain and tình yêu bạn could easily tell she was longing for the 2 days to be over so she could just get her feelings out."Do bạn want me to come?"She looked at me again this time with hopefulness"I would tình yêu for bạn to come but are bạn sure bạn want to?I dont want there to be a fight hoặc anything because your there." I chucked at this"Nothing I can`t handle,so do...

xin chào this is the first chapter of a story i m writing. if u like it comment! if ppl like it i'll post more!

I was walking outside of my house when I saw him. He was unloading a moving van across the đường phố, street with who looked like his father. His hair was a glistening golden-red color. I completely froze. I was stunned bởi the beauty that was standing a few yards away from me.
He caught me staring, causing my face to turn a bright shade of red. I could tell he was laughing at my cherry-colored face.
I rushed into my house almost running my face into the door, because I didn't unlock the door fast enough...

I've gotta say, when I walked into the theater, I kept saying to myself, "it's a low-budget film. It's a four hundred whatever book crammed into two hours..." bạn get the point. I wasn't expecting the movie to be as great as the book (Duh!). However, the movie turned out better than I expected! I actually loved it and I'm planning on seeing it again!

The Characters

Edward:
I loved how Robert actually portrayed Edward. It was exactly how I pictured him. He was defiantly creepy. I mean, appearing in her room and just standing there, but it was how I thought of Edward. I remember đọc the book...

Normally, a vampire flick heading to theaters would attract the typical genre hoặc horror những người hâm mộ curious to the latest spin on the bloodsucker mythology. But there’s nothing typical about the absolute tidal wave of buzz surrounding the big screen adaptation of Stephanie Meyer’s young adult skewing vampire tale, Twilight.

In the four years since Meyer’s released Twilight (the first book in the now completed four series), the book have sold thêm than 17 million copies in 37 languages, and maybe most importantly, spawned a fandom as passionate, vocal and obsessed over their work that most authors...

As Seattle is ravaged bởi a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge, Bella once again finds herself surrounded bởi danger. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her tình yêu for Edward and her friendship with Jacob—knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella has one thêm decision to make: life hoặc death. But which is which?

Yes, yes, here it is…the long awaited third book in the Twilight series bởi Stephenie Meyer. It’s been...

Goodbye Lullaby
By: moolah
[Edward and Bella are in love, one tháng after proposing to her he is deported to Iraq. After leaving, Bella finds out she’s pregnant, a tháng later.]
Chapter One: Smile
__________________________
You đã đưa ý kiến xin chào
What's your name
It took one look
And now I'm not the same
Yeah bạn đã đưa ý kiến xin chào
And since that ngày
You lấy trộm, đánh cắp my tim, trái tim
And you're the one to blame

Yeah
And that's why I smile
It's been a while
Since every ngày and everything has
Felt this right
And now you're turning all around
And suddenly you're all I need
The reason why I smile




♥Smile-Avril Lavigne♥

___________________________...

Chapter 12: The Ceremony

I was pacing back and forth, my anxiety was getting to me. Only 4 hours? I Must occupie myself once again. I searched through the room, yet i didn't find much that interested me. It was most likely because everything was either doused in feathers, silver, vàng hoặc silk. The thought of my family not returning cut through me,

"No." I whispered to myself. I musn't worry about that, they đã đưa ý kiến it would be fine. So it must be. I heard my phone ring, i stared at it for a moment. Jacob did tell me to not answer calls.I looked at my phone, But it was only alice. I hit talk,

"Alice?"...

Alecs POV
Life was the same. Guarding, the Volturi lâu đài was boring. All of us were gathered in the living room.(the one with vivd colurs, expensive electrics and really comfrtable chairs). It was quiet and peacful, until.. "Aaagh!" Screamed my dear sister. Oh no.
This can't be good.
"This is an outrage! Volturi listen up. The Cu.. Cul.. I can't say it with out wanting the desire to kill.!" She screeched. Most of us were confused; but I knew my sister better than anyone. "You mean the Cullens sister?" I questioned. "Yes! They are all coming for a visit. They will be staying here for 3 years!"...

Chapter 2)

When we arrived at my house Charlie, my dad, was home. I slumped my book bag over my shoulder and climbed out of the truck. “I tình yêu you,” Edward whispered. “Love you.” I đã đưa ý kiến back to him walking away. He got out of my truck and disappeared into the woods. I looked back at him but he was already gone. I walked inside the house to Charlie, who already ordered pizza, bánh pizza and was watching ESPEN. I threw myself onto the đi văng and Charlie looked up from the TV. “Bells? What’s wrong?”

I spoke into the đi văng pillow. “Edward and his family are going away for a while and they don’t...