10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that bạn and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her bạn are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that bạn and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her bạn are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
PEOPLE ALWAYS LEAVE
I'm a winner!
People Always Lie! Mom? Dad? Peyton?
Danie turned into a blob of táo, apple sauce, then shape-shifted back into a human. "There" She said.
"Hey Erin! So I see bạn got my text."
"Yeah! Congrats! bạn have to tell me all about this Parick."
"No, bạn tell me about bạn being part of the Volturi."
"How did bạn know?"
"Well me being a vamp and everything, I get one power which is shape-shifting."
"What does that have to do with it?"
"Oh nothing I just needed to tell you."
"Ok, how did bạn find out?"
"Your friend Alice told me."
"Oh,ok. Yeah, so bạn know my dad is Aro and my little sister is Jane."
"I didn't even know that!" Alice said."Why didn't bạn tell me?"
"I wasn't ready to yet."
"Erin, bạn are my best friend; I tell bạn everything, bạn should tell me the same."
"Ok,sorry."
"It's fine. Now come on, let's go shopping for your friend's big day."
"Ok, let's go."
Two hours later, Alice, Erin, and Danie were still roaming around when they found the "perfect dress".
"Hey Erin! So I see bạn got my text."
"Yeah! Congrats! bạn have to tell me all about this Parick."
"No, bạn tell me about bạn being part of the Volturi."
"How did bạn know?"
"Well me being a vamp and everything, I get one power which is shape-shifting."
"What does that have to do with it?"
"Oh nothing I just needed to tell you."
"Ok, how did bạn find out?"
"Your friend Alice told me."
"Oh,ok. Yeah, so bạn know my dad is Aro and my little sister is Jane."
"I didn't even know that!" Alice said."Why didn't bạn tell me?"
"I wasn't ready to yet."
"Erin, bạn are my best friend; I tell bạn everything, bạn should tell me the same."
"Ok,sorry."
"It's fine. Now come on, let's go shopping for your friend's big day."
"Ok, let's go."
Two hours later, Alice, Erin, and Danie were still roaming around when they found the "perfect dress".
If you're wondering about the quote in "Twilight" from Montague Summers I can explain.
Montague Summers was a 19th century British clergyman and writer. Most of his sách were nonfiction works about witches and vampires.
The quote in "Twilight" is taken from the introduction to the book "The Vampire:His Kith And Kin". A volume that covers vampire legends from around the world. Along with familiar Europeon ma cà rồng that most are familiar with the book also covers vampire legends from Africa, Asia and other parts of the world.
This an excellent work about vampire legends that is worth seeking out.
Montague Summers was a 19th century British clergyman and writer. Most of his sách were nonfiction works about witches and vampires.
The quote in "Twilight" is taken from the introduction to the book "The Vampire:His Kith And Kin". A volume that covers vampire legends from around the world. Along with familiar Europeon ma cà rồng that most are familiar with the book also covers vampire legends from Africa, Asia and other parts of the world.
This an excellent work about vampire legends that is worth seeking out.
I thought I'd post this poem and try to get constructive feedback ;)
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To Know Her
She is who I see and all that I see.
Every một phút with her is a một phút to know her.
What does she like? What makes her angry?
What makes her laugh like no other?
I watch her di chuyển and learn her moods.
Her needs, I read like a book unbound.
I study her eyes as they speak to me
When words aren’t enough, when they can’t be found.
Her joy is mine, her emotions di chuyển me.
To be what she wants is no arduous task.
To protect her and know her – that’s what I do
So I find it amusing when she would ask:
“How is it that bạn know me so well?
Sometimes it seems bạn can read my mind.”
“Nah,” I smile. “I just pay attention.”
I become what she wants and needs, bởi design.
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To Know Her
She is who I see and all that I see.
Every một phút with her is a một phút to know her.
What does she like? What makes her angry?
What makes her laugh like no other?
I watch her di chuyển and learn her moods.
Her needs, I read like a book unbound.
I study her eyes as they speak to me
When words aren’t enough, when they can’t be found.
Her joy is mine, her emotions di chuyển me.
To be what she wants is no arduous task.
To protect her and know her – that’s what I do
So I find it amusing when she would ask:
“How is it that bạn know me so well?
Sometimes it seems bạn can read my mind.”
“Nah,” I smile. “I just pay attention.”
I become what she wants and needs, bởi design.
