10. Ask about Mike.

9. Ask about Eric.

8. Ask about Jacob.

7. Ask about Edward.

6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.

5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.

4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.

3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.

2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.

And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?

1. Tell her that bạn and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her bạn are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.


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10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.

9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.

8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever bạn can.

7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.

6. When bạn go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”

5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.

4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.

3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.

2. Ask her what bạn will be doing in five phút every ten minutes.

And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?

1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.



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So, as Twilight những người hâm mộ we all have one thing maybe thêm but the movie was AWSOME and the book was AWESOME. My Những người bạn have no taste in phim chiếu rạp hoặc sách those Twilight stuff I can't stay away from. I read Twilight 5 times I didn't start new moon wet. The movie Edward was hoooooooooottttttt, but Emmet was very very hot U can bake bánh quy, cookie on him ( I would eat those cookies)So would bạn eat those cookies.
YOu know what my friend Adriana I got her this awesome Chritmas preasent it is a Twilight shrit that I got a the Willowbrick Mall (Also Adriana is obsesed with Twlight)

okey so when i first started đọc twilight my friend who is a guy was like all talking crap about it.... and i told him off because twilight is the best book ever. so he wanted to know why i was so hooked onto the the twilight sách and so this năm he started rreading them and it turns out that he LOVES the twilight series. and i was like see i told bạn that it wasn't just a chick flick. i know tons of guys who have read twilight and they all liked it and im glad that some guys read it no matter what other people thought about them..... so what i guess im trying to say is that we as girls should give those guys who have read the book some credit for having courage then them finding out that once again the girls were right....... because TWILIGHT IS THE BEST BOOK EVER.............
thanks for đọc im really new at this as some of guys can tell

British actress, Emma Watson, says that her Harry Potter phim chiếu rạp doesn't "sell sex" like Robert Pattinson's Twilight Saga movies. Says they are "too sexy". What? Even I became dumbfounded bởi that one. Emma has đã đưa ý kiến that it was exciting to Kiss co-star Rupert Grint while they were shooting The Deathly Hallows. Because the films aren't filled with "saucy" scenes like the vampire films.

"This Kiss between Hermione and Ron is highly anticipated, it's been building up for eight films now. And Harry Potter is not Twilight, bạn know; we're not selling sex.

"So, whenever there is any hint of that, everybody gets terribly excited. In fact, it was horribly awkward; we couldn't stop laughing." says Emma Watson.

What do bạn think? Do bạn think Twilight is selling sex as Emma said?